Bloom

His fucking entrance was done with a flip phone, it fucking infuriates me.

Turn off in game commentary and match music was it xander rane or paige??

If you even show up!

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I'd really like to yell Nesquehoning, one more time.

He adapted to getting his face kicked in and having a lazy eye.

Smythe gimmick and well his IRL persona. He is fking delusional, like im not even joking LITERALLY DELUSIONAL. He was booked in the Main Event and even that alone he brings a Jabrone! to take his place, in delicious irony costing him a shot at the Belt. Also take note this isn't the way to do things, if you have a match do your match, if you have to sub then sub, but don't gimmick sub a nobody for your match ESPECIALLY without clearing it with management. It's the reason why he was buried on commentary, but it was green lit because it was so hilarious because once again he took himself out of contention. It should be noted when Smythe spews his horseshit at time he is spot on like 1000000% lazer beam hit the nail on the head. But the other 80% its very. http://e.lvme.me/5f7waqp.jpg

We can do something to throw some more lore into the mix. Funny thing about Carter is he was eager to play he hopped into some DM's and had some kind of leather thing on his chest. To which everyone lost there god damned mind and started calling him LEATHER DADDY. Rather than whine and be like "Cmon guys im cool man" he said screw yall, ima make this my gimmick. And thus NATHAN "LEATHA DADDY" CARRRRTEERRRRRRR was born. His uncomfortable moveset is going to be a hallmark soon enough. So the lesson in all this? Adapt! Learn! Have Fun, and most of all TASTE THE MUSTACHE!

Good eye not many people remember Seanys got the F.I. Hell he coulda cashed in during the opener (if he knew :P) New season anything can happen. But you know what WILL HAPPEN? Mugen getting a fat lip for bad mouthing me.

Crossbones is essentially a Pirate, but a lunatic. So he has promos that involve feats of granduer. Like touching his belly button and chewing gum at the same time, or Punching a tornado in the face.

KD isn't allowed or i should say required to write RP's anymore. So he does these, and they have been solid GOLD for the last year.

I put over talent ,b :_( I also fed Nathan Vince Mcmahon like notes, with TALK ABOUT THE QUALITY OF CONDITIONING DAMMIT. I only ever yapped so Carter could get his footing. I am sobbing at my desk uncontrollably now. You've triggered me ,b. IM TRIGGERED

i'm a real boy dmammit

You aren't over Stan Hansen. Sit Ze fawk Doon, b.

Enough about cadbury, how bout Bryan, Eastbrook, and that man with the dulcet tones. That JCS guy could sooth a grizzly bear, b!

So what you're saying is Pugh has no charisma? But at least he has a hat....o wait.

Page 3 discuss!

Matsuda Stinks, and I don't like him.

The booby manateee

I kind of hate you a lot, suda.

My thoughts when i get home.

Battle gate hype!

Don't let him scare you Ryan. FIGHT HIM FOR IT, he's old and he stinks. He ain't got nothing on a young lion!

if you dont see it I might not have enabled it for rookies, ill look into it when I get home. THE MESS YOU MAD NATHAN THE MESS U MADE!!!!! Lil grey btton that says edit post.

If im around, lets do simulcast, YT and Twitch!