Eddie Mace

Parker when you leave, I won't wash the facepaint off my boot so I'll have something to remember you by. It'll be your last expression ("Holy FUCK!") as a member of the OCW roster, eternally kept on the bottom of my size 16.

Cooper steals my real life last name so I can't be down with that. I'd say I'm a fan of Kip as well, but I don't want anyone telling us to get a room so just know it in spirit Kip. As for me, I guess I fell short of beating Leon when it counted....FUCK.

The closing segment after the main event was an interesting development but I really didn't feel strongly one way or the other about it. In other words, it definitely wasn't bad, but I didn't really mark either. I'll have to see where it goes before I decide between one of those. That rhymed. Sweet.

Come on, let's go with the comments. I want to be judged.

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Maceless! Blasphemy!

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s'why I said "I think"

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I think it was Mugen, not Dangelo, as Dangelo may not always get consistently booked, but gets his stuff done when he is.

Congrats man that is great news. You & I have talked music before & I know that this means a lot to you so roll with it. If you ever come out to NorCal, Cross and I will go see you play. Bold could come to if he wanted. Then you two could finally fight in real life.

Mostly good thoughts so far. Other than Steve. Who has never paid me a compliment or said something positive about me to begin with. So it's to be expected.

Sorry Maxi-Pad but you're too new to get zing privileges.

Welcome to Thunderdome BITCH!!!

Don't be gross Jay.

Sorry I am sort of a noob to my own 2nd style since I've had to switch. Won't happen again.

Mike hittin his fin was an accident (I had assumed but I later found out for sure since he didn't have a mic). I didn't care that much tbh & once I landed the grapple afterwards with ease I knew for sure that he had given me a freebie because of it so it was no big deal really (not that I'd go around telling rooks to do it though because that's a problem waiting to happen). If you mean I ended it in double orange as far as my damage goes then yes, but Morrison was red/orange and the boot put him in double red. As far as the ground & pound, I thought we had switched it to only being able to do it once a match, but not limiting the strikes as in the past Boldo for example would do it 2-3 times a match but only go for 3 strikes when he did if I remember. But please someone speak up on this one as I don't want to be taking advantage of grey area.

Your boy lost but he went down like a trooper

Just tryin to follow in the footsteps of the clown diaries.

Decided to do this instead of doing some reading I probably should've got a head start on for school. I was also bored. I won't be doing one of these every show like some of you but I'll try and do one for every ppv until I get sick of it or find something else to occupy that free time. Spoilers present so beware. Or ear muff it and go read Valmont's Virgin Ear Report. & prepare for some sarcasm so don't take offense. The AuToPsy rEpORt 1st page: As always the announcer's quotes are the shit. Isn't Al Poling that big fucking guy that got off to chokeslamming little jobber twats on ECW? Jay comes out to prove that he likes the sound of his own voice more than Nancy Grace and Bill O'Reilly combined. Big announcement later. An announcement about an announcement...I predict Jay coming out of the closet. A 2nd rp that kind of announces something too but more of kicks off a re-debut it seems (if we're lucky). 2nd Page: Versus himself mentioning flamers, appetizers, blood, and journeys....need I say more? Cruz vs Ryder vs Kavito was useable as far as triple threats go. Haven't faced the little shit who goes by Vito but Ryder & Cruz are even more entertaining to play 1 v 1. As Vinnie V pointed out, some problems + botched spots but hey it's a 3 threat with manual targetting....we'll grant you a pass like we do for swearing for tourettes kids. Judas cuts an interesting rp to say the least. I don't mark yet but I would mark if you took some fucking ritalin. 3rd page: Could be worse Trips....there could've been a jizz stain on your picture.... Trance vs Mugen was competitive enough. Keep it up and I mark for Trips helping to work with rooks to put them over. When he offered me a night's involvement in it a ways back I said hell yeah. Had to put Mugen in his place though. Sorry. The Air head prepares for his match....I guess....and it sounds like he's a winner in Natalia's eyes either way:rolleyes: 4th page Nate the great in the house. Will we see another Cena moment? Vinnie vs Poe vs Knox vs Aries saw everybody wanting to win. Unfortunately there isn't enough gold to go around....basically fucked up musical chairs. The match type really reminds me of the timed hc 6 way title match from Here Comes the Pain & the actual bout from WM. It's badass imo. Aries nice one. Poe said I didn't deserve a shot at this title...that little dipshit. Kang and Leon whisper sweet nothings in each other's ears. Get a room. MMM gets fucked. lawl. 5th page Versus vs Cross could've gone either way imo but Versus seems to have a stoner boner tonight & has Cross's number. Rachel's involvement made sense but the camera w/a manager there isn't always the best. Oh well though. Life goes on I suppose. 'Grats Vs. Poe breaks a nail and pusses out so he replaces himself with someone who could eat him. 6th Page Kip attacks the crowd Valmont style while we were feuding. I can see it coming from Kip. Bauer decides to show his Failey Face....do steroids Bauer....not for the muscle but so your head will grow. But in all seriousness I'm glad Bauer's back. Don't ever repeat that. Smythe & Malu vs I-Gen was weird if you ask me. It's Malu's 1st time and it's very gentle. He & Smythe work together as if they've been teaming together longer than their one night stand while I-Gen can't keep up cooperation wise. Guess you guys're gonna have to defend against someone else....;) 7th page EX never seem to dissapoint me so I'm lookin forward to this Parker vs Seth was a bit of an upset since Seth hasn't been booked that much recently. Figured he'd have virtual ring rust. I'd like to see Seth go for the hc title after his performance here. He gores the paint off Parker ftw. 8th page sees Cross sounding a little off....my guess is that he's 2nd hand stoned from smelling it off Versus. They proved me right. I was very satisfied which is of course, what she said. Who cares if Reed looks like Benjamin? He's Reed. He can do what he wants. 9th page Kaang-a-lang vs Steve doesn't dissapoint either some quality shit here for sure. I don't want to spoil this one if you only watch a few ppv matches make this one of them. 10th page Nate the Great vs Leon vs Guy "Lebowski" Fausto had a good build-up to it and was one of those matches that "fans" would've really looked forward to. The pre-match vids were a nice touch. When the dust finally settled, one man stood at the top. Be surprised, it was an emo. Really nice W for Leon, keep it up, congratulations. Just hope we don't have a rematch;) Jay decides to hide page 11 like Val hides from bullies on the way home from school every day. These extra pages usually deliver on some weird shock-value level (which is their point after all) and this one does too. Surprise, surprise Jay doesn't come out (yet). He'll save that for the next PPV. But out walks our new stoner VP...does that mean no more drug testing you hypocrite? Things should get interesting but Jay still isn't being true to himself.

I will say look out if you have to play Mad Mike....that dude has zero ring rust and was better than when I played him in the rage in a cage match.

shut up suspect #1

It was a Vin Diesel match. I believe you gave it 5 weiners up.

you forgot a match in that half of the ppv you covered

Sick card!