Quartz

I wish I knew Quartz Hill, California was a place before I set my backstory into stone! Damn you, Humilon!

Pretends I held on to the reversals on purpose and didn't just wiff on every attempt. http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/nervous-laugh-gif-9.gif Pretends I was holding back and had control at any point

I didn't spoil shit! Get your fake mentorship outta here, discount Quartz!

Real OGs record entrances vs Aiden English. Also.... That Telos FPR break. Mannnnnnn. I should have taught my guys better. lord knows AC won't fucking do it

God damn kids these days.

... Give it some time, then history will say that. I fixed it for you Kass Aha, Ha ,Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha

Quartz' very drunk pre-Lution Riot review. Fuck H20. I wish he wasn't so good on the mic because I hate him. Heather's inclusion in this piece of shit's timeline interests me though, so I have to pay attention. There is nothing more I want than this guy to get dumped at Lution or even later on Riot.. FLOJO vs MOORE - 3 enziguris out of 5 I enjoy Flojo's character more and more, there's something about her attire and moveset that is interesting to me. Ashley Moore leaves me asking a bit more questions so I am looking forward to learning more about her later. For now, Flojo's finish was okay, I kinda thought it would have been way more impressive to finish her in the center of the ring with the 2nd submission, but obviously I understand why that was not possible. Still had fun watching. Kat, stop disrespecting Stacey. There are few things I appreciate more than effort - and I already know it took some work to put together the Capo & Jehst piece. The whole thing continue to progress the characters in a unique manner. Any RP that has me wanting to read more about the character is a winner in my book. Nice to see a few interesting CAW's out there to spice things up. Usually I just get to watch whatever stupid attire Kass and H20 are donning during that week. I really like irving's looks but I do kinda wish that I saw some more RP work. The match itself was a bit slow, but not in terms of time, just overall speed. I anticipate that will get better with more matches. Good shit fellas. If you don't believe Cort to have brain damage at this point, then I don't know if I can help you. I don't really know how to sum this one up. Obviously Cort and Mugen are established as excellent RP writers at this point. MJF continues to promote and be active every single week! The best part about new wrestler writing is when I can coherently follow week to week without any breaks. Keep up the good work. Kassidy Hayes is a fuckboiiiii. Ain't nobody your fuckin' guy, b. Leonheart vs Cesar is one of my most anticipated matches of Lution. Probably one of the only one's where I don't have a rooting interest. We already know they're going to put on a hell of a match, so it's nice to see more build up pre-Lution. You gotta respect the defense in Trance's match. I kept telling myself "oh that shoulda been it". But he couldn't land the fucking finisher. Great finish on this marathon of a match, though. Tapping that calorie packed knee and putting ole Valmont Venis away made it all worth it. This may be low-key, but I don't know if there's any potential OCW project that I am aware of that has me as hilariously tickled as the mixtape. I'm not saying I have a submission, but I definitely have a submission, maybe. If the level of cringe worthy gold that I read in the RP is what I'm in for, then it only makes me more erect. ---ITS NOT MY FAULT, LET ME SHITTILY EDITED CUTSCENE SHOW THE TRUE DOMINANT FORCE. CYBORG AND RUSTY CAN EAT MY ASS--- "Let me drop a truth siren on you." - Line of the season. Don't @ me. After watching the goat tap out... I'm ready to see more truth siren's on Sunday You know when your two least favorite wrestlers are booked against each other... You think "you know at least I get to watch one of them get killed." I legit popped when Kassidy fucking dropped H20 through the table.. But you know what? That bum got right back up, no sold the whole thing and walk up shit sucked Kassidy for the win. I was s OH MY GOD IS THAT BOBBY's THEME. YAASSS. FUCK HIM UP BOOB, LMAO. Get wreckd H2No... I am so excited to watch Bobby take your title. Then the old country, the new country, the red country and the blue country can witness you walk around without the gold. Don't let the world down, Bobby LUTION IS NEXT. WHO THE FUCK ELSE IS HYPE. I NEED ANOTHER DRINK

Don't you have a Lution' match to get ready to lose?

Shut up, bitch!

Running ole' Quartz through the ringer against the tag champs, eh?

Congrats, boys.

You're going down Ricky

Bunny M.!? Awh shit! Should be a good one.

C'mon KD, join the prestigious club. I ain't going anywhere!

Well this was an odd shoe, I like the brevity and such, however. A nice cooldown after a 48 hour long Riot 500. Sometimes you need a little 501 type show to ween you off the amazing shit on 500 and build it back up. Great opening promo from Mugen and my brother. Always nice to get hyped for a main event. Made me want to skip to the end, to be honest. Masuka vs Telos Good debut for my guy Telos, seems like he's not going to have any troubles working within FPR. Loved the entrance, but maybe loop the main part so it doesn't just cut off when he gets to the ring. Maybe that's intentional though. Glad to see TTT expanding his range to include luchadors. That finish looks downright painful. Loki vs Barnett I haven't seen that much Loki during my time, but he pulled no punches against Barnett. Gave him a nice welcome to the competitive side with that beatdown. All good, I fully expect Barnett to bounce back. Best thing you can do after a loss is getchu a shot of tequila and write out an RP. Great Clark effect this week too, gives you a shining example of why you should watch Turmoil content even if you're not a Turmoil competitor. A.C. Cobra vs Definitelynotkassidyhayesinatigermask-uku Shout out to Kass for getting AC that replacement for Scaar literally on last seconds notice. I still hate whatever it is that Taigamasuku is, and I hope he never comes back to Riot, but shout outs nonetheless. AC's RP's made me hype for this match, but because of the Scaar shit, he never got a chance to flow right into it. Ah, Ha ,Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha Sentai Hare vs Anna Mosity I really enjoyed this one, snuck up on me really. It looked like it was going to be another squash, but Anna did a good job coming back out and putting those giant clubber lang hands on the champ late. I would have loved a Sentai RP to go with it, but I'll take a great match either way. H20 vs Mugen Not a whole lot to say about this match, the talent say plenty. Obviously enjoying watching H20 lose again, I wish he'd do that with that stupid strap on the line, the biggest pop was the end of the shoe RP from Minio. Knowing what I do about Harvey, I know he's going to write 17 RP's and steal the show on 502 addressing this mess. MOTN, easily, even if I am a little biased because Mugen was in it.

You're both wrong, dammit!

First! This joke is not old!

Real first! Dirty water doesn't count!

Riot 500! Firrrssssst This is such a great card. Could not be more excited. Thanks to everyone responsible again for putting together an incredible e-fed.

Huzzah.

Capo with good stuff on the open. I like his work on Turmoil and his RP's are always entertaining, while I admittedly don't pay as much attention to Turmoil as I do Riot, some of the guys on Turmoil and the work they put in make me want to buy a god damn PS4 so I can bring some heat over there too. Looking forward to seeing where Capo goes with this angle. Jett vs Mistico had a good angle and a great post-match RP as Bloom eluded to earlier, but as he said and as a lot of us are thinking, the length and general vibe of the match wasn't amazing. To me, as someone who has watched a lot of shows but only played for a small amount of time, I don't think the match length is the issue, more so WHY the matches last so long. This was relatively one sided and the feud would have worked fine without the kick outs and drawn out conclusion. In an attempt to not be so negative, I think Mistico has a cool moveset from the limited action I've seen him in and I enjoy reading all of his RP work. Sentai creeps me out and I dig it. Keep it coming you weird freakazoid. Heather vs Kat was a back and fourth battle so the length didn't bother me so much. Both have super unique move sets (in my opinion anyway). Also, I know most of you probably don't even notice now that you've been here for 100 years, but this was another match where I immediately am impressed about the creativity and uniqueness of each CAW. I think it's awesome, for real to watch all these personalities/attires/movesets/etc collide every week and for whatever reason Heather vs Kat flashed me back to that feeling. No need to comment on my own L. Shout out to Charles Young for what I thought was a great match that hopefully you guys find fun to watch. Fuck Kassidy Hayes. More on that later. Fun to see Blackbeard back in the ring. Ligermask, who by the way, has one of my favorite attires/entrances on Riot, has such a weird plethora of moves. Maybe it's my ignorance of the character, but I broke out laughing when he followed a broken pin with two middle fingers at the referee. This is the constant action type of match I believe the vets are talking about when they mention that. Not a whole lot of stoppages, good mix of attacks, technical work, some high flying stuff, out of the ring stuff. Probably my favorite one on the card because of the flow and mix to be honest. Every time Cort does an RP, I wish I got to see more tag matches. I understand logistically why it doesn't happen, but he does a hell of a job making me excited to watch them whenever they DO happen. We need more tag teams on Riot. Anyways, as I was saying, fuck Kassidy Hayes. Without H2-No and his own parade of craziness on the show, he would easily be my most fun to hate wrestler. Does a great job being hateable IN-MATCH too. That main event was kind of all over the place, although there was some big time unexpected spots that I'll mark for. I know multi-man matches will always be tough, though. Also, attempted vehicular manslaughter is endorsed by Riot. What a show!

2nd 1st!

Jett with a great shoot promo to start the show. Very Punk like. I haven't seen too much of his RP'ing since I've been watching but this was a home run. His match was a perfect follow up to that as well. 7 minute beat down! The Betterness promo made me sad. I still blame H2-No for that. KD promo's are excellent as always. Shoots seem to be in style but kayfabe promos that have slices of reality are always tops in my book. Well done Cort. The matches this week were all fun to watch, Quartz vs Jookie was a little long due to me no-selling the early finisher. I didn't even notice that happened to be honest. Also, loud and clear to everything you said, there Trance. Thank you for the feedback. Shout out to Jookie for saving my ass and recording the match when mine screwed up. My favorite match was Minio vs H20. Obviously I love watching H20 get beat, but what is better is that he got nailed by 3 straight finishers. The kickouts and subsequent finishers were very well done and looked like a real deal spot. Minio's disbelief at the 2nd kickout was awesome too.