Useless Dane Xavier

Your sig is fucking epic! EDIT: Let me photoshop the background out of there for you and replace it with something better.

Woah...

http://runawayjuno.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/thumbs-up-low-res.jpg

/lip quiver You seem so sad! Happy Birthday Nate!

This card is brilliant.

This show has the most views since Lution 5!

I guess it took alcohol to make me realize this, but Wesley Adams Poe is the man. /no typos when heavily under the influence. I'll be puking in the morning for sure. GOODNIGHT OCW! (I almost put COW) EDIT: Hands Poe a cigarette w/o typos.

looks like Team Underdog is losing. That sounds about right.

*Looks around the court room* Why is this case happening when Judge Sensation already made his ruling and has already retired to his quarters? You guys are just rambling on pointlessly. *leaves the court room*

Luck only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and members of the opposite sex.

@ Fearo, I don't know.

I posted this earlier but it was deleted, now I'm double posting but this needs to be said. There's a bit of a mix-up when it comes to the Main Event. Initially the match was not meant for storyline purposes, but after our rematch sucked (and won't be posted to the public unless otherwise stated by FPR police), I made the decision to stick with the first match and Mayhem agreed to it. Thus, the match ended up having storyline intentions (which speak for themselves). Had the match not gone that way then my material this week would be much different for my build-up with Trance, so it worked out for the best. Plus, this gives Mayhem and I an open window of opportunity for a future feud with pre-buildup. There is no issue between Mayhem and I, Mayhem you're still my boy. I apologize for talking shit behind your back on AIM to various people, that was immature of me, but once the stuff started being posted in the thread it was out of my control and I've learned my lesson. Now, let's forget this miscommunication and move on.

Where's MMM to claim gimmick infringement when you need him?

Actually my theme song is on Recovery, Relapse is an older album. Nice try though.

Well... a good portion of the roster showed up to play this week, let's hope the trend continues. I'm Awesome... no that's Heaton... Great? No that's RD... Perfect? Curt Hennig... a Dickhead? That works! Wanted to see more RPs to fill out time between matches, but the RPs that were on Riot were great. Glad to see OCW move on and new feuds begin. Good work guys.

Why are Miz Bourne and Justin Habriel in a specialty match? Are they feuding or something? Do they have a heated rivalry culminating at this event? Did they get permission to have a specialty match? This is the most failed hardcore match I've ever seen. No one knows how to hit a weapon spot. All this combined = shouldn't be on the show.

Dare I move us to page 2? Oh boy...

only Mad Mike could combine a Star Wars reference with a greenhouse reference.

Here we go.

In that case I'm going to move what I posted on V3 onto V4. -------------------- I think the matches were great. DJack took it to Mayhem and that was truly markable. Monster had to do what he had to do and I don't have a problem with that, it was his way of SMACKING 2010 away with a chair. He's the Champ, he has every right to do so. Handicap match... dude, next time I'll edit it for you. Forget WMM, PM me bruh. Trance... yeah. $ What else happened? Here's a better pic of the stadium for ya. http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g289/jlethridge1/gaDome.jpg Wouldn't it be cool to get Steve Carell to VO as a PPV announcer? Just a thought. New tag teams in OCW are good, and the RP introducing Hostile's new takeover was very creative. Nice work. D.Jones and Gaines are hilarious, 'nuff said! I'm just going to say that there was some stuff out of order on Page 2... but MEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH. More to come... gotta do some shit.

Awwwwwwwww you mean we have to get to page 2 all over again? :P EDIT: My one liner has a gradient over it... cool!

I actually got my Hawaiian shirts from him back when I had Dane wearing them.

My body morphing is perfection! And my 2011 Dane looks more like Kevin Nash than ever.

So I'm the bastard child of AA and I'm ripping off RD Money? You could also say I'm the bastard child of Kevin Nash. You could also say I'm ripping off JBL, Ted DiBiase, Alberto Del Rio, Robert Roode, among others. I suppose it's all a sense of perspective, but I'd like to think I throw my own twists on it, filled with irony and entertainment. Plus, I don't think I've ever seen a gimmick that was based on self-promotion and media-based entertainment. The idea kinda fell into my lap and developed very organically. Unfortunately, I have yet to watch this past week's Riot and Devil's Night, my schedule has been a bit hectic as of late. But I will get caught up and post a review on both... maybe not both, but Devil's Night for sure. /talking about myself