Useless Dane Xavier

I'm really disappointed in all the crap that I see and refuse to read in this thread. This show is fucking great, and the only one trying to make some sort of discussion with his review is Mad Mike, and he's not even fucking active! I'm not going to post a review, but I will leave you with something that's stuck in my head since Wrestlution 5: "There's two kinds of people in this world when you boil it all down; you got your talkers and you got your doers. Most people are just talkers, all they've got is talk. But when all is said and done, it's the doers who change this world, and when they do that they change us, and that's why we never forget them. So which one are you? Do you just talk about it? Or do you stand up and do something about it? Because believe you me, all the rest of it is just coffeehouse bullshit."

Ditto.

Commercials are typically 30 seconds, it costs a shit load of money and dealing and backbreaking to get more commercial time. I'm just going for realism. Plus, this was a originally for a class project, so i decided to kill two birds with one stone and make something for an A and make something for OCW. The specs were 30 seconds in HD so I figured why change it? Gotta love time-saving work.

Please! I'm open to critiques as always!

Yeah I've been meaning to update that. I want to make one where I powerbomb Baxter through the announce table at Summercide. Man I wish we could use Paint Tool in Trons, that would be sick, especially for the secondary trons in 2011

*reads thread* ... *waits for last page of show*

I love Mayhem's rage, it makes babies shut up so that they don't get eaten.

Lol, KD's a dick when it comes to belts.

I like the show so far. Some nice RPs. I enjoy K Dorian Arnaud's NXT season one-like shenanigans. I'll do a full review once the full show is up.

Will my second RP be on the last page?

The scene opens on a green-screen set of OCW's commercial taping. Dane stands wearing a very nice white Armani suit and a black silk shirt. He doesn't look too pleased as he is on his phone with his assistant, Jasmine Dejour. Dane Xavier: This is ridiculous Jasmine, they've had me standing here on this set, making me do stupid things, and when I do something too eccentric, they want me to tone it down. Jesus Christ, the entertainment world just doesn't understand what charisma is these days. I'm afraid to use my blue-tooth because these monkeys wont understand what the hell I'm doing. Just then, the director comes up to Dane. Director: Alright Dane, I need you to-- Dane Xavier: Hold on a sec Jasmine. *Dane moves the phone from his ear and looks at the director.* Do you mind? I'm having a very important conversation here. Director: Well we just need to wrap this up. There's a certain time allotted to-- Dane Xavier: Hey listen, why don't you take a break, huh? Dane turns his attention to everyone on the set. Dane Xavier: Hey everyone, take five, we're going to take a five minute break, mkay? Good. Director: Hold on, you can't tell my people what to do, they work for me, not for you. I'm a very busy man, I can't just-- *muffle muffle muffle* The directors words are cut off by a cookie, which has just been taken from a nearby table and stuffed into his mouth by Dane. Dane Xavier: Oh good, you shut up. Now listen, you might be "the boss" around here, but nobody is the boss of Dane Xavier, you got that? Now go on, you've got four minutes left of your break. You've worked hard, have a cookie... looks like you've already got one, good, now get outta here. The director walks off as Dane recomposes himself and puts his ear back to the phone. Dane Xavier: Alright, I'm back... Dane Xavier: No I didn't shove a cookie into his mouth... Dane Xavier: Okay fine I did, but that's only the second time that's happened today, I'd say I'm doing pretty good for myself... Dane Xavier: Aw c'mon, it's a really good way of shutting people up, especially if they're fat, something I learned from hanging with Chris Baxter all the time... Dane Xavier: Alright, I'll be good, but I want you to make sure they have this commercial ready in time for Riot... Dane Xavier: Yes, this week's Riot, the day after tomorrow... Dane Xavier: I don't care what headquarters set the deadline for, I'm changing the deadline... Dane Xavier: Look Jasmine, it's all about give and take. OCW wants to risk injury to the biggest asset they have by putting me in a match with Parker right after I had Baxter take it to me, then I'm going to change the deadline on their commercial. Sure it's a small thing, but it's how I get my fix. This is MY commercial, I'll do what I want... Dane Xavier: No I don't understand what goes into putting a commercial together, I'm not some nerd that sits behind a computer all day, I'm a talented man who deserves to have his face plastered all over the place... Dane Xavier: I don't care if they won't be too happy about it, I've been treated very poorly here! The room temperature is a degree under my preference, I specifically asked for Chinese food and they provided Asian, and nobody knows what the hell they're doing here... Dane Xavier: Haha, alright you got me there, I did contradict myself didn't I? Dane Xavier: So you'll make sure they meet my deadline? Dane Xavier: Alright, great. See you soon. Haha, buh-bye. Dane hangs up his phone and stuffs it into his pocket. Dane Xavier: *starts clapping* Alright ladies take your places, let's get this thing going. We're going to do this right, we're going to do this fast, and we're going to do this MY WAY! Camera men keep it aimed at me, valets see me afterward for my hotel key, and director you're fired because I'm in charge of this thing now. Director: You can't fire me! Dane Xavier: Well get lost, I've got it from here chubs. What is this, an OCW Promo Room camera? Get that thing outta here. Dane puts his hand over the camera lens and that's how the scene concludes.

7 seconds in and i'm already cracking the fuck up.

The first step to acceptance is denial.

God dammit, just go ahead and give Mayhem the damn ring.

If there isn't a spending limit on this custom championship ring, better believe Dane will be staying warm for the tourney.

Aren't you supposed to be straight-edge?

Not just you Trips, one of my RPs is missing as well.

I agree, your match with Parker was great, probably one of your best matches. I don't see a rematch in your future though, unless you talk to Parker about a feud and you take advantage of our wonderful PM system. I never said I was sure of it, but I have beaten him before. I'll admit it was probably a fluke considering how bad I whooped him. And a Parker's Playhouse Match? I'd bet money on me losing that one!

And nor will I. I think Parker and I will put on an excellent match because he's fun to work with in the ring. I've beaten him before in 2009 but we're both coming off of big Summercide wins so who knows what will happen. Should be an exciting one.

I mark for Michael Morrison being helpful in a position that I really didn't want to have to help in. On that note, I may as well take advantage of the situation and say I DESERVE THAT NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP!

FINALLY!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahaha once again you crack me up!

Parker, a guy I should have faced a couple of months ago. Looking forward to it. EDIT: Biggest Douchebag in OCW History, I LOL'd! Has a nice ring to it too.

A year gone by and a year behind me. Now I can finally focus on bringing a talented face to some OCW gold!

...Are we watching the same show?