Cody Storm

Cody's Comments I don't know what Scaggs is talking about, there is no other part of California, it's all L.A. "Lots of high action" it's just a lot of Marley matches back to back to back. Hannibal D is here! I have no idea why, but that does not curb my excitement in the slightest! He did kind of get screwed huh? Freek is not Bedlam in the slightest, and he's certainly not Birdie, so I don't see this ending in an immediate rematch. Freek's entrance is just so fucking creepy, and it also lasts about an hour. This is NOT how I wanted Riot to open! I've been spelling Dorien as "Dorian" this entire time.... whoops. "Well when you are right, you right are." I'm sorry, but that line is hysterically bad! How is Poling going to ask if K.D. has any friends if the segment just had him talking and being friendly with someone. I think Poling is breaking the fourth wall, shame on you. Parker showing respect for a dominate man's dominate Hardcore title reign, fair enough, but it borders on ass kissing. "Excuse me Marley, you're not supposed to be in here." "Who says?" Well I think that guy, that guy rigth there, he just said it. Crazy, I know. "I'll be forced to put my fist in your face." That's Marely showing off his PG skills for WWE. Wait, so H is going to be ok? And Marely didn't destroy a man. I don't know if I just gained or lost respect for him. I want to see Sean McGee with a title, I don't even know why, I just do. It's probably because he showed up like 20 times on the last Riot, so it just seems necessary that someone with that much air time has a belt xD. Kid Ego vs Seanhart, this should be a damn good match. If it's not I'll probably cry. We're less than 30 seconds into the match and someone has been knocked over the top rope, god damn xD. What a suicide dive by McGee! Wow, Pugh comes back after taking some fire from Mcgee with the nice springboard to catch him off guard. He hit the Lebronton (I'm still calling it that damn it)! Pugh just took the ref OUT! And McGee is looking to use the hammer in...Pugh picked it up, but McGee dropped him on his head before he could take a shot. Wow, McGee with his finisher out of fucking no where. But Pugh kicks! Damn, Sean's own momentum carried him into the submission right there. I did not want to read about a kid pissing himself xD. There's that black and red bullshit! We are in samoa, so perhaps this is Pato. YES WE'RE GOING TO TEACH PATO TO SPEAK!!! Though notably it could be the most regretable decision ever, because it's only going to cause him to open his mouth more and that breath is attrocious! I'm sorry, but I refuse to watch Freek's entrance again xD. Yuck, the Versa Emerge cover of Paint It Black is 1000x better! Wow, the match starts with Phoenix suplexing the much larger Freek, not what you'd expect. I knew we'd get a Five Finger Death Punch song xD. I actually like this one, I like their sound for the most part, but they played an acoustic set on my radio station and it was horrible, so I have a problem liking them. Stupid ref, got right in the way of Phoneix's spot. I thought Freek's top rope lou thez was the diving double knees for a second and I was just like, "....why?!" Everyone has flapjacks, fuck you Smythe xD. Freek just hit the Mustache Ride (that's apparently Joey Ryan's finisher/name for it, but I didn't know that until recently). Phoenix kicks out though, which is good for him cause he's been getting his ass handed to him here. There we go, the double knee gutbuster is a hell of a way to mount a comeback. Freek has resiliancy........ Alright people, WE DON'T HAVE MANY RULES, BUT WE DO HAVE PERK RULES, FUCKING READ THEM! The Blackhole Slam does look pretty good on Freek. Hey, I saw this commercial on yesterday's OCW Live Unleashed! Dupree, you and Pugh are supposed to lead this charge. I know I for one haven't gotten an invitation to come kick LOTUS' asses, otherwise I'd gladly join in. Do your job and I'll do mine! Although you do make a point, you two do seem to be getting the shaft from everyone I figured would be first to pitch in I.E. Parker and The Steve. I swear to God if LOTUS buys the A-Team's services it will be perhaps the darkest day in OCW history. You have all of this on your mind and you're still granting wishes? I'm not sure if that's to be commended or to be laughed at and scolded for taking your eye off the ball... Oh good god...... Aren't you supposed to grant wishes for the sickley and down troden? How does winning a trivia contest make you either of those two things? Well, maybe he's mentally handicaped, he looks it at least. Oh lordy, it's THE STEVE! Didn't Tibby just play Rockband last week? He can't say shit! LANDON KRAT IS GOING TO TURN ON HIM! Oh, nevermind, bad predicition, that's what I assumed he meant by Niave. I figured The Steve fed Landon the answers to win the wish so they could jump Tibby and Landon could be useful and be like, "my wish is that you lose the OCW World title hahahahahahaha!" The best way to answer the door is most definitely by throwing copious amounts of alcohol and glass at it, good job Mez. He would first deliver food, specially greasy food xD. Dayum, that's a lot of dough. This must be a big job..... Everyone should know that I was VERY excited to play this match, this was our first official tag team match in about three years. Hopefully Jake and I are a little more on the same page here than we were yesterday on Live and Unleashed or I have a feeling C.O.D.E. is going to kick our asses. I would NEVER want to be taught by Parker, he is an ASSHOLE! Spider with his jackassy last name xD. Birdie is not working on a plan to combat LOTUS? Christ, Pugh and Dupree really are on their own with this then. The nameplate that Spider must have bought himself since even his cohort and OCW CEO JCS refused to pay for one. Contractual contract breaches. The department of redundancy department housed in the college of Maryland College. The ending was priceless though xD. You assholes! Who the hell is Al Poling going to put a hit on? Probably he who shall not be named, for abandoning him. I didn't even realize it was possible to not have a password now a days. I thought computers like demanded one from you xD. Terry Romero is a sick nasty pervert! Ok, I don't know who did all the work for these, the pictures and everything, but fucking kudos to you, because this is some high quality shit right here. Romero needs to be smacked for leaving his phone and computer unprotected! I like the entrance attire for Latief, not so much the video, especially the part that looks like it's heading towards a scalping. This is a rare occurance of two heels. Interesting. Romero always manages to his some sick springboard spot. Why the hell is the RIOT commentator booth green? What kind of sick, fucked up, sorcery is this! Riot is going green damn it! either that or Scaggs got nervous before the show and threw up again :/ (but somehow only on the sides of the table, and on every side, he has phenomenal aim). Romero is whipping some ass here. The SVR god's wanted to compensate Terry for using his wake up taunt, so they gave him a signature xD. Romero gets dumped on his head, but he kicks out! Oh goody, Latief has comeback.... but Romero fucks him up and spikes him down wtih a DDT! This video at the top of page four is just trolling me with its lack of loading. Oh... it finally has loaded, and now I'm disappointed and angry, those two emotions are fighting in the pit of my stomach and if this video were any longer I'd have regurgitated on it!!! I wish The Steve would The Steve me and cause me to grow taller, I feel short around my friends (I'm like 5'8). You buy your supplements on sale? You're a terrible addict! The fans must hate The Steve by now. Guy's a total dick head. K.D. just takes that spear like a fucking champ! and Dims has the same reaction for that big splash. Dims is really taking it to the big man, oh but K.D. turns the momentum around with a headbutt and a sick chokeslam onto the thinly padded concrete. K.D.'s going for another big splash! Dimsmore's getting ragdolled a little bit here, but I'd say the match is still pretty 50-50. Or at least it was before that huge backbreaker by K.D. The tigerbomb into the low blow looked smoothe. This match has become incredibly one sided now. Dims?! How are you not going to kick out with such a big pin meter and resiliancy! I didn't write this so I can comment on it! Everything I do makes me the #1 contender to everything, just look at me, I'm pretty awesome! I'm a little confused, am I supposed to be gearing up to take down the A-Team? Cause that shit takes some mental preparation! I mean, I do have to have a bigger trophy case built if we're going to be winning those titles any time soon ;) xD. Parker doesn't even remember kicking Phoenix's ass? That's kind of depressing. This is like what J.D. wants to do to Dr. Cox every time he calls him a girls name. Maybe if you'd just give Phoenix some hugs Parker this wouldn't have happened! DAMN! That was a hell of a knee shot, please tell me he's using the Knee Trembler as a finisher now! Finally, get to know what this plan is... Oh.... wow, a big wow. Alright, I did it once, I'm sure as hell ready to do it again, and ya know, cash in this time. Wow, the women really shot Spider in the foot with this one xD. I just noticed that Birdie and Tiffany did not put in any LOTUS members, so I guess this is a win for OCW afterall. I can not imagine what it must do to your knee to be thrown full force into the steel steps by someone as powerful as Patolomai. if there's one way to put down the samoan monster you'd have to think double diving knees right to the heart would be it. That sit out spinebuster by Dupree was gnarly. he did not just lift that big ass fucker that high in the air, I know that didn't happen..... I thought only I could lift Pato that high. I know I didn't write a ton for this match, but take that as a positive, not as a negative, I didn't want to take the time to look at notepad and make sure I wasn't typoing and not be looking at the match. A very strong finish from the OCW Champion. .....Parker just no sold his beating like hell. And Suda shows up one time and it's to get his ass beat, poor guy. Matsuda speaks in icons now, and Parker speaks strictly in movie quotes xD. He also can't drive, he is going over everything, through everything, and doesn't give a shit about the other cars. Parker, you just jumped into the bay yourself..... God damn it! Oh, you can swim.....well I guess I should have realized that xD. One hell of a video packed Riot. The content was great, and a good showing on the buildup to Summercide.

See, that's the one downside to writing as I go, I have the window split in half in an attempt to watch the videos and write at the same time, but I guess I took my eye off the ball on that one cause I missed the edited ending. I apologize.

I don't think the booking has been bad. It's been a little redundant, but Jay has already explained why that has been happening, as has Pugh, the depth of the roster isn't the greatest right now. But who cares? I'm still having fun.... but on another note: Cody's Comments For some reason when I turned on that top video on the first page here, the first thing I thought of was that picture of Suda on Facebook where he's set to LARP and he's weilding a big sword and looks imposing as fuck. Then I realized these men aren't nearly as large as Suda. Oh, it's a LOTUS thing, that's not very nice. It's actually just kind of creepy. That laugh makes everything awesomely creepy. The right column has no general manager and that makes me laugh. I'm pretty sure it's the International Champion part that makes it big K.D. It's definitely not the LOTUS part cause lets face it, they suck. They ain't got nothing on OCW! Pato is NOTHING like Buddah, I Think the entire hindu culture would shit down your throat if they heard you say that. "Then I'm gonna stuff him, put some cigars in your hand and sell you at some indian store." I totally got confused there with the pronoun case switch. The last paragraph as a whole makes me frown, I'm not sure those were even close to propper statements xD. Yeah... that segment was a little disturbing, I've never wanted to see that much of Freek's skin xD. The word vestibule always makes me laugh. He's disrespecting the OCW World title, strip him NOW! That's right Dupree, the only thing that LOTUS needs for complete domination over OCW is the world title. Hear that tag, Ex, and Hardcore champions, your titles are useless! Daw, that's not very kind, plus the Steve would just look sickly if he dropped 30 pounds. I'm going to start calling you Tien. I don't think this code thing makes a ton.... oh, you're now code, I thought you were light it up or something with fire? On a total side note, why is the legacy entrance the only half way decent trio entrance (unless the NWO fits your gimmick). They need to go back and add some old ones, like I miss the Evolution one they had. I thought I was Code. I'm very excited someone took that monicker from me, thank you dearly. Why does Parker have two mics? He's double fisting voice enhancing technology, that's always been one of my top fears. you range from the A-Team to the A-Team? That's not a very wide spectrum, certainly nothing to brag about, you didn't even move past the first fucking letter of the alphabet :/. Ew, codeine and pancakes do NOT go together dude, so I don't know why you'd make a syrup out of that, that's just terrible. No other performer wants to wear your shit, fuck you bro. When someone that large hands you a blunt, you accept the blunt. You don't even have to smoke it, but you treat it like a peace pipe and try to incur no ill will. Wait, what's the point of making the extra money if you can't spend it? That makes no sense. If I were like back in my elementary school days I'd totally hire the A-Team to intimidate the teachers into giving no homework throughout the school year, if schools in Alaska can do it, why not my schools? What if LOTUS hires the A-Team. Wouldn't that be some shit. I'd be SOOOOOO pissy! Thank the lord for McGee! Oh GOD, it's the radio edit of the song? How can you use the radio edit of this song, that's like desicration. Sean-Mc-Gee, that doesn't roll off the tongue at all. Dude, Trance should totally pay the A-Team. I would love to take Big Al to a service with me, I think that'd be hysterical. Oh shit, a Bedlam match, and he gets a hardcore title shot. I'll be amazed if he pulls out the W, but I'm looking forward to the match none the less. My internet must be going at snails pace, cause I'm having to pause like every video to buffer out. Whilst waiting I decided to go on Facebook and I see this picture of the Rock doing lungers and that fucker has huge legs, just saying. Oh look, it's Legacy again.... hopefully the attitude Era with all of the D-X members and stuff will have more/better trio entrances. The other Droog went under the ring Gibbs, so you better watch your ass. Bedlam puts that nose on after walking to the ring, it's kind of like that stint Abyss had with Hogan's hall of fame ring, it's his power source! Ok, that big boot looked horrendus. I forgot this was a nodq match and I was pretty convinced Bedlam was just throwing his title shot out the window. Gibbs goes to flick Bedlam off and catches a chair in the face, I thought that was kind of funny. That DDT on the chair was pretty sick. He just jacknifed a droog, didn't even give a shit what Bedlam was doing, "THAT'S FOR THE FUNIONS YOU FUCK!" Gibb's just kicked the chair back in Bedlam's face, it actually looked nice. Gibbs, it's always bad luck when you pull out the stairs dude, what are you thinking?! oh shit, he's really pissed, instead of throwing the you can't see me at him, he flicked him off. He's going to go into SUPER GIBBS mode!The clothesline sheer kneedrop combo looked pretty good. KICK OUT GIBBS KICK OUT!!! we have a new Hardcore Champion, I'm actually extremely surprised. Oh well, that belts ugly anyway, so it matches the power nose. Who the hell is first to get a beating? Well, you're the one handing them out, I'd think you should tell us. Spider looks around and goes "Holy shit, you're not joking, I'm like a sitting duck in here." that kind of makes me laugh. though he is a GM, so I suppose there is some natural protection in that title alone. I can't even read that in tune with the song, that's how long it's been since I've watched anything Winnie the Pooh related. That's kind of sad :/. No one's safety is garunteed in a division home to "The Bad Guy". McGee's wearing his street fight attire, he's ready to go. I wonder how this house of hardcore match is going to play out, the only one I saw of Raven's had weapons hanging from like a mesh net or whatever above the ring. Obviously that's impossible here, so I'm curious as to what they're going to do instead. Oh ok, everything is on the ground. Word of advice here then, DO NOT HIT THE RUN BUTTON! That was a very well placed drop kick by McGee on Parker as Parker went to strike him with the stairs. The trash can's reaction to McGee being slammed on it was spectacular. It sold the move better than McGee. Did Parker just hit the stunner out of the chain grapple? What a piece of shit move. If there was ever a time when I needed to point out to someone what too much hovering/rushing is for OCW I'd point to this match. I personally have no problem with that play style really, but since OCW does, if I got played like that in an OCW match, a time when I'm not expecting it, I'd be pretty miffed. I think the ending looked a little weird. Suda's really not all that big, I understand you don't have to be huge to lift Parker, it just looked a little odd. The Ex Division champion doesn't even get an entrance, lol. The video quality looks way abover the norm though, so that makes me happy cause my eyes kind of hurt right now. The low sweep takes Marley's feet out from under him and down he goes. I like it. Pugh takes a top rope double underhook suplex and just pops right up, oh the wonders of O.G. yoga (I tried to be clever and say yO.G.a but that just looks stupid). It would look great if someone caught Pugh with a legdrop as he was coming up from a pushup. This match would be so much more entertaining without the reversal button xD. like 75% of these awesome high risk moves are just being rolled away from and it looks kind of weird, obviously I don't expect you all to just take the move, I'm just pointing it out. Kicking Marley off of him and going right into the standing ranna finisher was a pretty cool spot from Romero. A terrible placed drop kick and everyone is down.....except Marley, I spoke too soon I suppose. Pughdegree! That CAF DDT looks so sick, but the leg motion looks so strange to me. I'll be surprised if he gets out of... oh Romero got up, I expected Marley to tap out. Romero's pretty damn good at getting out of pins, if that had been me, I'd probably not have kicked out, then again, had it been me, I wouldn't have gotten hit by that finisher ;). That hurricanrana through the table was pretty crazy looking, actually looked like it was made for the table because of the on the rope animation it has. I've seen so many multi man matches end with someone being stood up in the turnbuckle like that. It's kind of sad that that's one of the only ways to win a multi man match now. Matsuda called himself a woman xD. "After Parker and McGee's House of Hardcore match the camera crew rushed backstage to Matsuda, who is barreling through the backstage area after her completely heinous acts against Parker Stevens." Her is not even close to the word his, or at least not close enough to call that a typo. OCW apparently has two Hardcore Icons (Nati and Parker). Ok, so question here, and it's a completely self absorbed one, but nevertheless: If Parker's dead, who the hell are Jake and I facing off against this week xD? This video just seems like whoever is behind it is getting lazy. It's the same image with a different audio clip week in and week out (unless the image is different at the end of the video, my internet won't even buffer this right now). Matt Hardy wants to help Jacob Trance! If I were a nicer guy I'd feel a little bad for Trance taking four finishers in a row like that... Ok, my internet is unbearable now, so I'll finish this review/watching Riot either tonight or tomorrow or whenever my internet finds itself in working condition. This asshole Dims is attacking a man who used to be a big supporter. What an asshole. Lord, now the emo is saying the LOTUS monicker. That never pans out well, I remember that one ambition where everyone started doing that and the entire night was just backstage fights breaking out everywhere. OCW cannot afford to believe in the LOTUS hype! Di Phoenix just say we will kill? Cause I think someone needs to call security on his ass. I'm not even certain he's in the arena, but someone needs to call somebody! I'm not sure picking a fight with Parker and his new group is the greatest of ideas unless you've got someone watching your back, but good luck with that Johnny. Dude, I totally forgot Aries was coming back, this had better not be some LOTUS ploy! Is this a breaking bad sound clip? Cause it sounds like Bryan Cranston's voice. No Aries, you can't be the bad guy, you need to be the good guy, cause we need guys to fight LOTUS. And Lo......... ahhhh fuck! I knew it was too god damn good to be true. I swear to god though, I didn't know that before saying, "this had better not be some LOTUS ploy!" No smart fan likes you Jay, NO ONE LIKES YOU, YOU'RE A BIG, POWER HUNGRY, BULLY! He was going to be here? Man, you really do suck huh? Aries wouldn't survive long if he came back. He'd thrive in this situation, not just survive, he'd lead OCW and we'd kick some major ass! Oh shit! Oh shit! This sounds a lot more like Aries, this sound byte makes a lot more sense, he's not the villain, he's the Champion! Ok, for some reason everytime this video gets a third of the way in, it stops. But judging by what Our Hero acts like after it plays, I'm assuming it comes on and says that Aries will indeed be here, next week or sometime in the near future, and that makes me very happy. He's definitely one of the names that I mark out for, cause being a mark is way more fun than knowing everything before it happens. Alright, main event time! I don't trust The Steve at all, and I hope that Dupree has that third eye like stapled open or some shit, cause he should not trust him either. Ok, I may be the only one, but it really bugs me that LOTUS does not come out together, I know the tag entrances kind of suck, so maybe there just isn't one that you like, but it still bothers me. I'll get over it though. Was there a point to Suda's opening move of taking the hammer and moving it out to the ramp? I hope so, otherwise I'm just going to want to smack him for doing it xD. the running sequence into the Duplicity looked sweet. The Steve was smart to get Pato out of the corner when he could. I see he's wearing his red and black xD. I like the Coast to Coast as a move, but I hate the animation in this game, the impact looks so weird (though you can't see it well here since Pato's fat ass is blocking THQ's terrible worksmanship). Good to see The Steve and Dupree can co-exist enough to at least get a hot tag going. I will say this is the strong showing that Pato needs after last week. He's looking good this week. LOTUS in general is looking good this week, this particular pair seems to have gotten at least 75% of the offense in thus far. Lots of tag team moves, the hurricanrana powerbomb looks good on these two. That was a good reversal by Suda at the end of that strike combo, you don't see that a ton. You don't see the champs use their comebacks too often either. I would have gone crazy if Dupree had pulled the rope down on the rebounding Steve when he went for the "THQ shining Wizard". Dupree just took that super kick like it wasn't shit xD. That ending felt kind of lack luster, I don't know why, it was a good show overall though.

Not even my shitty, shitty internet could keep me from finishing the show god damn it!

I don't think anyone is going to cut anything but cocaine to anything but that Bang Camaro song. but no, you're right the last one was a bit depressing, my summer is starting to come to a close (thank god) and I'm quickly realizing that this summer is going to be the last one that I see some of my best friends ever, and that last song reminds me of that. The song you played wasn't bad, I just had no idea what it was.

Oh, I preferred being compared to a prize winning horse :/. Parker I just hate Five Finger Death Punch since I heard them play acoustically on my radio station, it was terrible! I kind of like some of their singles, but after that I just couldn't like them. And I figured Pugh, I just thought it was kind of funny, so I pointed it out.

Cody's Comments The word unidentified looks stupid. I started pronouncing it uni-dented, and that's just not right at all.... Yuck, this is describing blood isn't it? I sure hope it's not mine, after trying to climb a fence earlier it already looks like I cut myself. Orifices, words that make you go, "bleh!" We're in a land where nails talk and I know what a ballast is, a strange land indeed! Parker Stevens doesn't just rise up, that bitch kicks everyone in the balls and then proceeds to laugh about it. I enjoy the Dark Knight Rises reference though, but being his reckoning isn't nearly as impressive as being the recknoning of an entire city, no matter how fictional it may be. Throwing hammers into things is ALWAYS awesome! The Good Life is so much fun to hear live, I think we need to have 3DG come perform next Lution so that I can enjoy it again. Al Poling is going to single handedly keep Dane relevant, I swear to God! Jake's shoes look like they are solid black but then have yellow duct tape on them, it kind of makes me laugh. "Jacob lays another boot to a prone Jacob Trance..." I'm so good I have my enemies attacking themselves for me.... woops. Haha, The Steve used the word dregs as an insult, and we have a wrestler on the roster named Dregs. It's a double whammy! I also now know The Steve's last name, this may be minor to all of you but I'm not one step away from being able to perform the ultra powerful "Full-Name surprise announce call" on The Steve. I fully expect Hannibal D. vs Droogs to be match of the night, possibly of the year. Ok, Mez and Gibbs are terrible friends. Here D. comes out and manages and lends support to them every damn time, but they can't even walk their non-wrestler friend to the ring, what assholes. On a quick side note, music by The Wonder Years and the A-Team theme song do not mix very well. The Droogs had no entrance, and Charles Scaggs refered to them as one person, both frowned upon. The Droog on the ring apron looks like he has icecream on his head. Wait to toss that chair in the ring, really, spectacular aim! The crowd just "Woo'ed" and the game made the chop sound but there was no contact, at least if the game is going to be wrong, it's cohesive about it. How did that midget get his foot up that high? I'm terribly impressed. I'd be super pissed if I was doing the Shane O' Mac combo and got hit from behind, HE JUST PULLED OUT GIBB'S SPECIALTY! Gimmick Infringement! You just fucked up throwing the chair into the ring AGAIN! That's what you get for missing, you put it right into the wrong hands. The words are going TURBO fast Latief! While OCW can't fire you K.D. I think the law still applies. I'm not quite sure though, so you're more than welcome to test it out, maybe you can get away with murder. What a good cover up of forgetfulness. No one has mentioned Stephon Marbury since Parker cyberbullied him into oblivion. He's not "That Guy" anymore, I'm pretty sure he officially changed his name to "That Murderer" What most people don't know is that Terry has actually taken out a very large, new, life insurance policy just in case things go arry against Marley. His insurance company is still trying to figure out if that's as good as killing yourself so that your family can cash in on your policy. This is Sean's chance to prove to everyone that he can go toe to toe with the champions here in OCW. We all know he can, but does he know he can? Mother Fucker of the Year is such an exhilerating song. This laugh is just so cool! I think it's pretty damn fitting that it goes longer for Dims than it does for anyone else, and it fits so well with his song. Dims starts off powerhousing McGee, McGee's not even small so this is quite impressive. I think Dimsmore's agressiveness throws a lot of wrestlers off guard when they face him the first time. McGee hits an awesome DDT from high elevation, maybe this can be his turn around? WWE '12 showing off its spectacular camera work.... If you wanted to, could you just cactus elbow drop people an infinite amount of times? I guess it's actually probably the best selling of the tree of woe posisition. McGee said fuck this, and got a chair! But that really doesn't look to have slowed Dimsmore down at all. He's calling for the end! he's calling for the end again? Again again? Two weeks in a row, what a douche! But McGee counters out of it and wills his way back into the fight! But his momentum is quickly derailed by another thud inducing spinebuster. That's the end of the fight, but damnit, I know McGee can go better than he did here. Future investment?! Hey, I'm pretty good at those ;). Oh lordy, the Truth Siren is going off! The loading bar on this is pretty large, and it doesn't have a pre video match description, so I'm pretty excited to see what this is. This song makes for a terrific theme for the Parker character, but it is a TERRIBLE song in my opinion. Parker, does it disturb you that we're wearing the same jacket? I knew someone was using it when I started using it, but I forgot who it was since you were away and just assumed it was someone who left. To be fair, mine is yellow. Parker knows his ABC's? Astounding. We have picture in picture in picture, OCW is high-tech! Parker, after everything at End Games, I think he'd be stupid not to attack you. See, Sean and Phenoix know it too. So far this video has been very well done, I'm slightly jealous. I was hoping you came alone.... You brought an entire group of people. Damn, these guys are kicking McGee's ass. McGee has had a TERRIBLE Riot! Kid Vicious? Ok, I can dig it. Please use TFK's song. Wait, so now you're going to tear OCW apart too? Ok.... so let me get this straight. It's LOTUS vs Fire it Up vs OCW. This is some shit, some awful, awful shit. See I was counting on Parker to lead the charge here, to be our Stone Cold Steve Austin (the comparision is way too obvious I know and I apologise but fuck off). This only makes Pugh's efforts more important! How appropriate that the Wonder Years song just said "Someone should burn this place to the ground, I'll see....you Mother fuckers in Hell!" You know, now that I'm thinking about it, wouldn't the network be a little upset with giving Dupree TV free publicity, I mean he could always turn it into an opposing television station. Nah, impossible, no one would pay for that. What a douchey old man. Suda better look out, this old man is fixing to take over as the resident story teller of OC-dub-ya. An intriging answer for Tibby. That old man is working for THE A-TEAM! Sean McGee has had the hardest working night of his life, here he is again! this audio is way ahead of the match for me, so I'm going to mute it so that it doesn't spoil anything. I expect K.D. to show no mercy! He's really going to work on Djesus' back, makes it easier to black rack him I suppose. The dreaded last second turn from signature to finisher before it gets triggered, good looking reversal animation for the rack though (I'm a fan of DDT's if you all aren't aware). K.D. booted that man right out of the ring, and then tried for a super spear against McGee who simply walked back saying FUCK YOU! Djesus with a show of power that I didn't see coming. He needs to stop playing to the ho's though, cause K.D. has turned the situation in his favor every single time Djesus has taken his eye off of the ball. Another great DDT reversal! The game took K.D.'s signature away from him right before he hit it again xD. I'm not really sure if that was supposed to be cut in such a way as to make it look like McGee only attacked K.D. or if McGee just went full jackass on his partner and former partner? Either way, the fact that he has the energy and strength left in him to even hold that chair up after two asskickings is just amazing. Oh... well, this clears everything up xD. shots to the back of the head are a great way to cause concussions, so you should stop that McGee, we could really use Dangelo healthy to help defeat the likes of LOTUS and possible Fire it Up. McGee also has an affinity for attacking his teamates, much like I do. We should totally team up and then turn on each other simultaneously, it'll be great! Oh great, The Jew's here. Get it, cause you're using the law to fight your battle? The fans are still cheering for him in his entrance though. It must be the fantastic theme song, they simply cannot deny it. Yep, cause once it goes off they boo the shit out of him. I don't understand how Tibby could lose with The Steve rooting him on. The Cunt Punt is vastly surperior to the vag jab, obviously the Steve is a little rusty on his genetalia strikes. Pato is a whole lot of tit Steve, I think it clearly outweights your tat. Tyro comes out of the starting gate with hot hands. Damn, Parker laid Tyro out with that rebound spinebuster. Tyro just slapped that big, ugly, bald head of Parkers and it made me laugh. You could actually place three full length commercial breaks imbetween Tyro's ground punches and we'd still not miss a thing. Tyro just threw Parker around by his scalp, how is he not bleeding? Nice axehandle to the back of the head by Parker. Tyro is still not injured, even after taking a Truth Siren, what a beast. I'm legitimately surprised that Parker kicked out at 1 there, let alone that he kicked out at all. I guess McGee and Pheonix took a little more out of Parker than I had realized. A pretty large win for Tyro though. Whatever video comes after this match is not loading for me, so I apologise but it's already 5 AM here and I'm moving on. I assume this video comes from the same person as last weeks. I'm just not going to guess here..... nevermind I don't have to guess here. It's Aries, and he's coming back next week! I'm quite excited! Before I read any further into this, I'm just going to predict that Arnaud wants his title shot. Yeah... well it was a pretty safe bet. How can you deny a man his brunch? That's just heinous! Did he just call us Clydesdales? Cause those are like prized horses and they are awesome, so I thank you for the completement. I do know why you're going to keep coming back every week, it's because I pissed God off :(. LOTUS isn't coming out as a team. No unity, this is a good sign for OCW! HAZAH! Wait, did Illuminati just teleport to the ring? That makes him even more terrifying than usual. OK, what the hell is this song!? We get it, you enjoy oral sex. BREAK HIS ARMS DUPREE! Damn, Dupree did some work on Spider's body before Pugh got in there. Great reversal for Pugh to keep Suda out of the ring. A clothesline for Suda and a package of nuts for Nati, Dupree leaves no one empty handed! Lots of simple tag team moves by Pugh and Dupree, hopefully signs that these two can work well together to fight off LOTUS beyond just this match. This is definitely a much more game Pugh than the one we saw show up to End Games, he's tearing LOTUS apart. The Apron clothesline by Dupree was spot on. Suda just threw Nati into the ring post xD. Damn, I thought Nati and Suda were going for an arial combo here. Wow, lots of quick tags. I think Pugh gets the point to tag Dupree xD. And he gives himself an opening right there with a beautiful springboard moonsault. Nati tries for one of his own but misses terribly and ends up hitting concrete. Dupree's going for the match ender! Suda reverses, Tibby Reverses, IT'S ALL OVER! Notch one up for team OCW! The A-Team bought their own vending machine snacks? That's not fighting back damn it, that's rolling over and giving up to a group of clowns. Gibbs hides razor blades under his tongue? Jesus I hope the referee is checking for that before his matches! As proven earlier in the evening people that disrespect Hannibal D. get hit with chairs, so I'd advise against it, but it's too late for the clowns. Before watching the main event what people need to know is that despite searching for a solid 30 minutes on community creations, I was unable to find the Cam ninja, so I apologize but painting J.R. solid black was the best I could do without making the competitors wait forever. The Steve and Pato are having a massive staredown (courtesy of my forgetting this happened and editing it out....) It's finally broken by postering of all things. Pato begins this match with a massive headbutt. OCW must have super-reinforced ring ropes to hold someone of Pato's size like that. I don't know how The Steve just gets up after a samoan drop like that from someone as large as Pato. Pato's sheer size makes every move done to his opponents look bone shattering. He just Rodchestere'd Pato, that's incredible, cause he not only had to lift him, but he had to somehow double underhook that massive frame. Omar Gibbs swallows razors! That knee to Pato's chin looked rough as hell. Pato manages to kick out of The Steve! Now he's got momentum going in his favor, and against The Steve with a massive swinging toss. The Steve has done far too many drugs, he can't even figure out which way to run to get to Pato's head. Wow, what a way to end the match, with a top rope The Steve! It definitely looks like The Steve is ready for his SECOND title match against Tibby.

Another great show guys. I'm actually just a tad bit happy it was on the shorter side because I decided not to let myself go to sleep until I watched the entire show xD.

You want to talk about needing to take notice ;). (i don't know how to embed youtube videos on this site xD)

Cody's Comments Let Super Riot Commence!!!!! K.D. has a good defense for why he chose to ignore the rules last Sunday, but I'm not quite sure the good out weighs the bad here big man. Lets see what his partners think about the situation. Or, you know, not. Djesus seems pretty pissy. Shit, K.D. just decked him! And here comes the man no one wants to hear from at all, Our Villain. You must have hired A LOT of goons, cause I could have sworn the OCW crew put most of them in the hospital a week ago. "Target acquired engage!" I lol'ed. I understand Divinity is pretty angry with each other, but I still think you all would probably be better off if you took out the security force before going off on each other some more, but I mean, by all means, do things your stupid own way. And here comes Tiffany. This must mean the stipulation is going to be reversed or held off or something. Armed men? Are we carrying guns now? This just became an extremely scary place to work, I think I'm going to sue. Ok, this entire situation is just a mess, I understand that LOTUS stands for chaos, but God damn! Well, that stipulation was useless. It's ok, it was to be expected, a good ol' middle finger straight up LOTUS' asses. Shit, McGee vs Parker, and Djesus gets a shot at the International title. Bring that championship back to OCW! Jookie thinks that now is a good time to push his book? What a heartless bastard! I hope Spider's suit ripped. If I just happened to simultaneously say "NO!" along with thousands of others I wouldn't be booing, I'd be laughing in astonishment. But I really don't want another story, not unless it's one I haven't heard before. Oh, I know this one, I am the son of God after all ;). I can't imagine that it would be that hard for an entire roster of people to take out four or five guys. The problem here is we're not cohesive. Just look at Parker, he clearly didn't give a shit when he assulted EVERYONE last week. And I would say our angriest, most violent and vengeful man, just joined LOTUS so we're kind of stuck there too. Final Fantasy 8 was my favorite of the series! Do we take this vending machine with us every week? Cause I can't imagine that's very cost effective. This is so terrible that it's spectacular xD. I hope OG bitch slaps Bedlam for that terrible, TERRIBLE, paragraph of baby talk. I hope you all aren't wrestling tonight, at least not without a shower first! I'm a little curious as to why Jesse Colt had a custom name plate? Did someone screw up his name? IT'S CRY LITTLE SISTER!!!!!! YES! But um, this isn't Lucas Crowe, I mean, he's vaguely Lucas-y, I'll take it! what an opening, both man take a punch to the face. Oh LORD, this can't be good at all. A truth Siren to job everyone out? How nice of you parker, always thinking of others. Oh, even worse, it's going to be a drunk Parker. I thought that shirt said OC in W for a second, and I was desperately trying to figure that out. I have a question for all of the editors here in OCW, because I'm fairly inept (I may also end up putting this in a separate post because I don't want people to miss it in this block of text), how do you zoom in on only portions of the ring? Peer pressure is just the worst. I hope Steve kicks their asses, that was a nice fucking television! Fucking Ace, poor bastard xD. I guess you can't really argue with Spider's point of Birdie being biased in letting K.D. get off scott free should he have lost. But Spider didn't make things fair, JCS did, and banning a certain finishing move is much more harsh than making it so that you have to win to keep your job. So, you still suck. Oh good, our first full sized match up of the evening, and Pato's re-debut. This is going to be so bad for ACE. Pato just bit his face off and then wiped it off of his mouth. That's disgusting and disrespectful! But not as disrespectful as shoving your ass in a downed man's face. When I said full sized match, I was obviously talking about the combined size of the competitors, not the length. Damn, that overhand chop against the ropes looks freightningly powerful on Pato. I know a man for you Odessa. I went to highschool with a guy who had that exact same view on procreation, so I'm sure you two would get along great, he's also going to Westpoint, so his education is pretty damn good. I really expected Parker vs Sean to be a ppv match, but I'd be a liar if I said I'm not happy to be watching this match, this should be pretty sweet. That clothesline looks pretty sweet on you Parker. McGee's knee to Parker causing him to flip over the ropes looked pretty sick. What an ending, split second kickout into the Truth Siren. McGee's stomping his ass, you can't fucking forget Leon! Tibby's attire right now has me thinking of this book cover (http://www.gossipcop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Mockingjay-by-suzanne-collins-275x400.jpg). Grant my wish signs xD. That's the thing about being champ Tibby, you will never be able to focus on LOTUS, as sad as that may sound. And as proof, here's The Steve! "Mainly because The Steve brought you from the "Ambition Era" to the "Attitude Era" one suplex at a time." - Quote of the Year. Nevermind, "The Steve can never take enough supplements" that's better xD. Ok Steve, no contract, so had you won, are we to expect you would not have taken the championship? I have to be honest, if Dims drops the title right now, I'll be astounded, but damn it would it be good for OCW to get that title back. Oh shit, the first Lotus-Dimsmore entrance! You don't taunt Dims Djesus, he'll just double sledge you like that. I'm a little surprised Djesus just hit a powerbomb xD. DAMN! Dims just crushed Djesus, TWICE! Hannibal is murdering these midgets. Two little men getting killed my a stick man. If I were Leon, I wouldn't know whether I should kick Sean in the dick or love the guy. He's role modeling him after him, but with comments like "I just gave that man the beating that Leon couldn't." I'm sure Leon is winding up a hell of a kick. That's right, That Guy took Enrique out to clear up some cap space god damn it. It was a service to OCW! How do you think OCW found the money to allow me to bring in my brother? Oh, my apologies, he's now The Bad Guy. Spider just wants to arm all of LOTUS, yeah, that's what we want happening, definitely... What the fuck is this? Is this just screamo or is this an attack? It sounds like a scene out of SAW. Good to see Gibb's training regimine worked for Pugh, I honestly expected it to just be Gibb's hustling. Good to see someone is willing to take charge in the battle against LOTUS. Good Role Play by Pugh. Tiberius Dupree vs Matsuda. Why do I feel like we've seen this match before? xD. Anyway, these two are both in very different places in their careers now and I think this should be an interesting battle. THE FIRE THE FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this song, my sister hates it though, cause I used to have to drive her home from school and after joining OCW and hearing this for the first time it was on my ipod and overplayed as hell xD. It sounds like nothing else I have in my itunes so I'm pretty fond of it. For some reason i'm terrible at reversing the springboards recently, so anytime I see one of you reverse them just know I'm giving you a pat on the back. I don't know what this first song is Kent, but I like it. The Suda boot! I wish they had the Kennedy version still, looked stiffer and it doesn't have the Broski taunt. It's great for Ryder, but not so much for Cody Storm. Elbow to the back of the head? Looks painful enough, I'll accept it. Damn, Tibby is going to work on those arms of Sudas. Break them so he can't weild the kendo stick! oh shit, he just whipped him into a sleeper. But Tibby powers out, Tibby is not having this shit. Cattle mutiliation (idk what you call it, but it needs a cool name). Dragon sleeper, man, these guys are going hold for hold, I love it. The backbreaker knee drop combo is slick. Dupree really likes sticking his nuts in people's faces huh? I think that's why KD hates him. Oh my god did you just biff it with that suicide dive Dupree. He is not doing the people's elbow..... this is not happening, I'm certain of it. Oh shit, right into the anaconda but Tibby gets out again! He slams him down, 1...2... WTF..... WTF some more, poison mist, this is some shit. Steve you are just an awful human being aren't you. You cost OCW. You helped LOTUS. You're exactly the character I love to hate you jackass!

Shit took me way to long to get to the end xD. But I have finally succeeded! Now lets get to page 2 so I can post my shit!

The Odessa/Rothschild role play made me think about this - Why did it take Birdie so long to get out of the limo and who were those invisible people that came before her!? What are they up to?! Some of the moments in the Ebony/Mosity match were pretty cool. Like when anna powered Ebony out of the ring then got on the apron to follow up and Odessa, being the smart cookie she is, just chopped her legs out from under her and took the advantage. The reversal hurricanrana also looked pretty slick. Did she just grab her vag? Listen, as men we don't run around punching each other in the dick, I imagine your fellow bombshells woudl much appreciate similar courtesy extended to them. What exactly was the point to the irish whip spinebuster just to pick her up and do another simple standing one? Oh god yes! The ANCOLE-LOCK! This bitch, this bitch right here, she just screwed Odes... no she screwed Anna Mosity, ok sorry that took me a second to get there. Pretty good ending I think, now I may actually watch ladies night because that seemed like a fun story to keep tabs on. Sorry McGee, you had no entrance music, so being in the back I didn't even know you were out here speaking... McGee has plenty of experience delivering Pizza, so he'd be pretty convincing, watch your ass Hannibal. Is McGee feuding with like fucking everyone? Leon hates him, Parker hates him, A-Team hates him, and now you want to star your own little war on terror here? I love Ace Angels theme. I may like Latief's if I could understand it xD (I'm more of a lyrics person). I find it very awkward that this song is talking about freeing my sexuality while I'm watching two men wrestle xD. Powerslam pin, done, it's over! He kicked out before 2, fuck that, Latief slapped his hands that means the match is over Ace. You need to brush up on your wrestling signals bro. Another single finger salute right to Smythe's face, hilarious! Suda's Falcon Arrow as a regular move, this man has no respect! Latief took a nasty DDT and just jumped up like it didn't even phase him. I love that spinebuster, it's helped me win many a match. Wait to put your theme song before the win, runing the last ten seconds for me, thanks yackass. Jokes on you asshole, I don't have a girlfriend. As Kent has explained to me several times by now, the female world is a busta free zone :/. Not going to lie, Nati is kind of creeping me out here. Oh, that's what Scaggs said, well now I just feel redundant. Melvin HATES The Fire. What is this shit, we all know he wants to meet Dimsmore! This was hysterical though Kent xD. I don't mean to offend Jookie with my prematch comment here, but Romero has pretty much carried this feud, so I kind of think he deserves the win here. AH FUCK! I just rememberd watching this pre match title hold up that I taped one of those for the tag match a day or two before putting the match together and COMPLETELY forgot about it :/. I apologize guys. The feet are flying pretty early in this one, what I'm guessing is not even three minutes in and Jookie has hit two DDT's xD... and missed an arial attack, good job Jook. dude, the cattle mutiliation reversal is pretty slick, that's the first time I've seen it. General hospital has invaded OCW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Romero wins in just the cheapest shit in the world, obviously he set up this live feed. You should definitely have hit rematch xD. We don't have crazies for fans, you jerk! OCW was built in a rock? That's incredible! Dupree attempts to appeal to the Steve's sense of logic, to show him who the better leader for OCW is right now. It's an interesting appeal for sure. These people robbing and mugging others are not Bustas? The A-Team preaches horse shit for morals, and that's why we're going to have to take the tag team titles from them. I'm still very upset with myself for forgetting the title ambiance pre match stuff. I apologize, I taped it and everything :/. Everytime I see this A-Team entrance I remember that I don't have a very good editing program and it makes me want to cry. Or you know, maybe we won't take the titles from them :/... but uh, I do have a plan moving forward, so we're not done, not by a long shot. Matsuda is only telling this story because his bitch ass self was too weak to fight off the devil inside him so he wants everyone else to feel like they can't fight nature, like they can't fight LOTUS. What an awful ploy! One of our own? That's not encouraging news. Bitches almost ran over the GM, that is not how you get ahead in this business.... if you can't use The Black Rack, just steal the Pepperton Sleeper. look at Suda being a cheap trick bitch, instantly out of the ring. Not everyone can take K.Dangelo head on.This baby sounds Colicky. K.D is dismantling this man! There has to be a lot of pressure on both of these men huh? It would be terrifying being in their shoes right now. That Orton line looks like shit on everyone that isn't Dimsmore. I hoppe KD's head is alright, that's like the second or third DDT he's taken in this match. God that chokeslam looks gnarly! What a Superkick out of no where. KD was in complete control and just Wham. Yikes, he comes back with a muscle buster on the chair and then a spear. Black Bomb! Done, it was right on the chair rim it has to be over! No way he just kicked out of that, and right into another super kick. ok, what was that between the cell and ring? spin in a circle and try to hit each other xD. Wait what? He just used the Black Rack, the hell? Suda's already in the ring, so I guess this is Nati, what a biased GM. This doesn't sound like Nati.... This sounds like Alien or some shit. Oh Fuck! Oh good, comedic relief xD. Gibbs is teaching people to lift escalades? I guess it's an alternative to hot wiring it? Wait.... ok is Divinity not fired? Cause that kind of includes McGee here. So either he's not fired, or the firing isn't immediate, which seems like an awful idea because after this match right here that would make it possible to be firing an OCW champion... 'I suppose we'll just have to wait and find out. McGee has a kendo stick and has chased everyone out of the ring like a boss. Gibbs teleports too? Shit, just give him the belt back, he may as well keep it for eternity if he can do that. McGee looks bigger next to these two than I had expected. He just powerbombed that man on top of two sets of stairs... Don't even bother getting up McGee, just stay down. McGee did get up, and cleaned house with that table xD. It's going to be incredibly hard for McGee or Tyro to win with their finishers being such long ones. Tyro and Gibbs just fucked McGee hard with that setup chokeslam onto the stairs. Punt dodge into the you can't see me, Gibbs is just the biggest asshole ever xD. But we all know what Tyro was planning there, punt kick momentum driving McGee right into his finisher. But instead Gibbs powerbombed him through the table. Gibbs punched McGee so hard with that uppercut that McGee's anger hopped him right up and put Gibbs in a headlock xD. Damn Tyro just came SOO close to the Hardcore Championship. You let him taunt? Why would you do that, attack that man next time. It's Edge everybody, Edge has just attacked Tryo Kraven! Oh shit, Our Hero isn't in on this plan to blow up his daughter car? That's probably not a good sign for the bonds that tie together LOTUS. Sensational Security Force Alpha, just YES! But LOTUS doesn't look too cohesive here, and if they're willing to betray the owner, the only man helping them with the backstage politics, they must either really love Chaos, or they have something huge up their sleeves. Ok, just two days ago Vega sent me a pm that I'm going to quote here because it makes me laugh, "Some attires just change how you look at a charachter. Example Dimsmore could never go for Trunks." Oh the Irony. Ok, to the match! Pugh must have godlike stamina, he works out before and during his matches. That spinebuster out of the corner looked more vicious than usual. Dim's has been kicking ass, Pugh's going to really have to battle his way back into this one, but that's what Role Models are known for. I'm just sitting here thinking about this, and the way that this title has been involved with the main events over the past month and the fact that this feud has been well built, it makes the International Title feel big time, almost like a second World Title right now. So despite the fact that I'm sure Pugh isn't very happy with his performance in this match right now, you've done great work sir, both of you have. The handshake to end it all? That's a very good thing, we could use these two again..... oh shit. No fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way. You dirty son of a bitch. They not only just added a whole loop more crazy to LOTUS but they have captured the International Title. ------------After this point my notepad decided to close itself and this was all I had saved, so the rest I guess I'll just skim, sorry --------------- The main event was fantastic, great back and forth action and I loved that both guys had their finishers and as time was dwindling down on the bar (I was writing while I watched so I had to have that time bar under the video up since it wasn't full screen) the momentum was in Steve's direction, I was like OH SHIT. But then Tibby pulled it out and it was nuts. By the way, I like that tank top Kent, looks pretty cool. The finale was pretty bad ass. (http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q124/shadowkillah123/achievement.gif) I expected Parker to come back in an ass kicking fashion but I didn't expect him to kick EVERYONE's ass xD. Definitely a 5* PPV guys, good work.

I haven't watched End Games yet, so I really shouldn't even have looked this far, but I'm a moron, and a moron with a question at that... Vega, I haven't changed my moveset, at least not in any major way, since I reconfigured my guy three weeks or so ago. Since then I've actually fought you on a Riot, so why is it that my moveset is awkward now but it wasn't then? I'm getting a headache trying to keep everyone happy here (I know it's stupid to change your character to make others happy, but to be honest I wanted to change him as well so I just figured I'd kill two birds with one stone, now, however, I'm happy with him and probably won't change him again for quite some time.)

I would just like to start off this weeks edition of "Cody's Comments" (Yes, I know it's a terrible name, but it has that cheesy kind of consonance, and it's 1 AM, better known as, about that time in my awake cycle where I stop giving a fuck how what I say sounds and just say it because it amuses me.) by saying fuck you, that can't be Dane's imagination, it's missing the chains, whips, and little boys. Also, most of the thoughts on this edition of "Cody's Comments" have been written on the little sticky note program I have on this laptop (I've never seen it before buying this laptop) and were typed/spoken/thought while watching the show so bear with me as far as train of thought is concerned. Moving on.... We start off Riot with a penis joke... how amusing. Actually it did make me laugh, and then I had to explain to my friend why I was laughing, and at the same time he was playing Bioshock so he honestly didn't care, and the entire situation between he and I was just awkward and unnecessary so thanks for that Dupree. Crowe is back and he's not coming out to Cry Little Sister? See, this is a problem for me because that song was just spooky enough to be amazing (I actually just turned it on on my itunes. It's funny you can see some OCW influence here in my itunes as my purchases line up as: The Fire, Cry Little Sister, You're Gonna Go Far Kid, and The Memory Remains). This one has that same feel, but the other just worked better I thought. Either way, nice to see him back, obviously he had to win his first match back or he wouldn't even bother putting on the face paint. Dimsmore was attacked? Sad face... I wanted to see him go berserk later on in the night. See, I find myself liking Tiffany already, she doesn't hog the spotlight like her jackassy father, she plays nice and shares with Birdie the jungle woman/female super-soldier (does she have adamantium claws, I surely hope so!). Birdie said, "Fuck you LOTUS! K.D. Gonna kill you!" and that was basically the gist of this segment. But NO! Our Hero comes out and ruins all of my hopes and dreams, it's a specialty of his. I'm surprised he's here to be honest, in Dane land I just kind of assumed Mr. Sensation was tied up with his pants down and his asscheeks spread with Mr. Xavier's nose permanently shoved up it (by the way, I never had any huge grudge against Dane, I just think I'm hilarious and these are jokes that would otherwise be said out loud with only myself sitting in my room, and they need to be heard DAMN IT!). Sounds like JCS has a surprise for us all, at End Games maybe, sounds logical. But NO! I didn't read far enough ahead, we get to find out tonight!!!!!!! I'm enjoying the Tyro/McGee segment, but I can't help feeling like some of Tyro's statements are just a little convoluted. Either way, it sets up what should be quite an entertaining match at End Games, so I can deal, and I have a feeling my review is going to be fairly convoluted so we'll call it even. Fuck you Poling! It's my match..... YAY! Watching this again I don't remember getting my ass handed to me quite that badly in the beginning, what a selective memory I have. I thought it was fun match guys. Romero is just an ass, it's kind of hysterical though xD, especially the H tribute/caution video at the end there. Bertha sounds like the kind of woman you run the hell away from. She also said something close to daehnke which happens to be the name of a person I hate with every fiber of my being, so I'm going to do my best to block that out. Anyanna BuTay? Just YES! Complete win with that name here. If her ass doesn't get as famous as that Kardashian lady's than this world is truly going to hell. McGee is kicking ass! Why is there a kendo stick over here? Did I miss some important detail about the legality of kendo sticks in this match? I guess so. McGee dropping Suda to the outside and then throwing the kendo stick at him is a hidden gem of a highlight moment of you ask me. That was a fairly back and forth match, I honestly though McGee was going to take it for a good while, but Suda is just too adept with that stick. I've let my itunes just keep going and now it's playing Nati's old song. I forgot I even bought this thing, took me five listens before I realized how racially charged it was xD. Djesus is over here exploiting pathetic injuries, faking being the son of God (that's me), and using his ill gotten time off to hit the beach with some sluts. What an ass. Maybe Dimsmore will go berserk later tonight :D. I lol'ed at the "When the fuck did you become Dimsmore's advisor???" line. So kudos for that. Now my Itunes is playing some All American Rejects, what a switch. I wake up every evening with a big smile on my face, and it never feels out of PLAAACE! Black Birdie and Mickie Jaymes are chatting xD. Ah that arab man, how fun, I'm sure he's just here to insu....throw his money around and collect women, correct again Cody, good job! The Steve is coming for the World Heavyweight Title god damn it! Dimsmore is here to go Berserk!!! The song on this video is just depressing, good, but incredibly sad. Or not, the man got squashed. Those bastards will pay dearly for this! The Steve does get to show off his impressive arsenal before his main event title shot this Sunday though, so that's a pretty cool opportunity for him. Arnaud got a title shot taken away from him because he was tapping the bosses girl? Well ain't that some shit. I guess I don't see why Birdie would be opposed to rectifying this situation, despite the fact that it must be fairly ancient since I wasn't here to see it happen (ancient being 3 months of course). He'd be a good contender though, he does pretty well in the ring when he's not standing across from me ;). The Odessa/Rothschild segment was made me chuckle. Odessa had better hope Gibbs doesn't come and squash her, the man is plenty capable. Ok, well there we go. Suda just gave us an easy way to fire his ass. Sexual Harassment, you can't be in fucking women's bathroom you mook! LOTUS dead, the Jewish way: legislation! The A-Team Role plays always amaze me with the attention to detail. I believe it's Gibb's writing this one, you need to be a fucking writer. I'm an english major and I've decided that if I'm going to do any real writing it needs to be like satirical or opinionated because I'm missing that gift that you very obviously have where you just make a reader feel like they can see what your describing. Fucking good job man. Gibbs needs to invest in a Droid, fuck this Iphone shit! I'm curious as to who this Face person is... How is our Hero supposed to dismantle a wrestling empire when the guy can't even remember what kind of sandwich he wants? Is it peanut butter and jelly or is it a grilled cheese? Come on bro! xD. K.D. can't use the Black Rack, LOTUS pussying out it seems. You can't just twack your way out of it (that sounds like innuendo xD)? wuss! For some reason Pugh's music made it sound like there was noise coming from behind me, like my shower was running. Kind of had me worried there because it's been about 12 hours since I last took a shower so if it has been running this entire time I'm going to end up flaking from OCW due to obliteration from my mother over the water bill! Phew... don't worry OCW, I'm just hearing shit! The Fire is like the catchiest song of all time (Totally untrue, it's that damned call me maybe song, I just can't find it in me to hate it, which makes me hate me :( ) Looking at Tibby's belt, I'm extremely envious. I'm going to hold gold god damn it! And not some shitty single week reign like last time either! No music on this match? Damn, I always look forward to listening to rap from Kent and Warren that doesn't suck. Damn, Pugh's somersault plancha onto Dupree while he was taunting was just plain sexy! I can't believe Dupree got out of the Labell Lock (sorry Pugh, I don't know what you call it). Good match fellas. Well this is just ironic as fuck. Itunes is a god damn'ed fortune teller (or it just so happens that Nati's song was near my other OCW songs that played when I played Cry Little sister, but I like the first one better). He's a creepy little man huh? Good ending to Riot, I wonder what, if any, impact this will have on End Games? Great Riot everyone, I'm sorry I didn't do any Role Playing, I kept putting it off and then totally forgot that Wednesday was Wednesday until like 10:30 that night. But I had a match, so that counts for something I suppose (not to Parker though, he's seemingly convinced I wasn't on the show at all xD). On that note, I was going to go watch End Games, but then I saw that it's kind of late and I sadly have to work tomorrow :/ (I know I'm stupid cause I bitch about a part time job while you fuckers are out in the real world busting your asses and making bank, but you know what? Fuck you!)

ok, thanks Jay, I threw the new one up. I plan on using the "Bruiser" attire, but if you for some reason go with another one just let me know and I'll use that one instead.

Hey Jay is it too late to get our guys up? A version, a pretty current version of mine is up so you can use that if you'd like and I can just play my match with that version, but I dragged my ass to the nearest Imax to see Spidey and I didn't see this post until just now (1:15 am for those who care xD)?

Finally to page 2, so now I can say things. I don't like touching on my own stuff because it makes the person doing it seem kind of conceited most of the time, but I will say a few things: I don't know what everyone else thinks about the new theme, but I thought I'd throw out the fact that it's from a local band around here, so I just thought it was kind of a cool thing to use it. It's also a VERY angry song xD. Also, I very much enjoyed the match with Kraven. Tyro had the best entrance of the night by far, which is hard to say because The Steve's theme kicks so much ass. I was sure I was done for about halfway through the match, and I was so happy when he went down because I thought the reversal into the powerslam looked pretty cool. I think the K.D.'s Role Play on page 1 was a very good one. The guy usually puts in a lot of work, this show being no exception, but I felt like this one showed a step up in articulation. There are times where I read your Role Play's and raise my hand like I'm going to smack someone out of instinct, but not this one :p. This role play by Jay was great, because it finally puts some direction on this angle and that's always going to be well received. this angle just became very interesting, and only gets more interesting throughout the entire show. I've never had any exposure to Tiffany Sensation before (I know the name, and her family relations, but that's literally it), so I'm excited to see her around. McGee is just looking like a bad ass in this match. Personally I'm a fan of yellow and white, but I'd be surprised if anyone else around here is. Good to see a dominant win by McGee though, the man needed it. Mez, I suggest you just start bringing your own snacks dude. This is twice now you've tried to patronize the OCW vending machines and this is twice now that it's cost you some dignity, I hope you're starting to see this trend. I enjoyed the Tibby/The Steve segment, and I feel bad saying this because it was entertaining and served it's purpose, but to me it just seemed to repetitive from last week. A little too much rockband for a wrestling program. Unless of course you're doing this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ilp-jYHqSk). But the most important thing about this role play, it announced to us that these two have moved their long awaited title match to this Sunday everyone, it shall not main event End Games, but instead OCW must be holding a special PPV just for these two. Romero vs Freek was pretty entertaining, especially the beautiful self mutilation with the table. Romero continues what has been a pretty dominant past few weeks and I think Jookie should be worried. Romero is a very strong candidate to take that belt off of him. Sadly Arnaud vs Phoenix was probably the lest back and forth match of the night. That actually doesn't say too much though because it was still pretty good on both sides. I understand you like that spinebuster as a finisher Arnaud, but I think it's so weird to have a sit down move like that as a finisher, because then you stand up, and then go back down to level to grab a pin on it. So weird looking to me. I knew I forgot to edit a part of that new attire, the cutscene part. My bad. Like Storm said, he's going to be more of an asshole, this is just step one. A strong Roleplay by Dims and Pugh. There's this very fine line between who's the face and who's the heel. As a fan it's almost like I'm voting for both guys. I know that Dims is definitely supposed to be the heel, but when talking about things like OCW vs LOTUS so passionately you can't help but like the guy. Good to see Pugh is feeling better and Dims is focused, should be a good match at Endgames. KD vs Gibbs was a great match. It's something that I think a lot of people wanted to see because both of these guys tear it up in the ring. I definitely thought as I was watching the beginning that KD was going to pull out the win, so when Gibbs turned it around and smacked the shit out of him with that tomahawk chop I was like.... No way! It was a great match, and both guys still come out of this looking like beasts, especially Gibbs though. Good to see a spark in the tag division, even if it feels a little muddled with some other extenuating circumstances between these two teams. Maybe we'll see a title defense at End Games? Or maybe we'll see Suda vs KD instead I guess xD. Tiffany's been here for two seconds and already someone's trying to strong arm her, shows you what a despicable state OCW is in these days. Suda's using parables, like Jesus, ew. Good roleplay though, it'll be interesting to see if this match is made. The main event was great, it really was. The order of people eliminated was not what I expected. I didn't expect Dims out first, and no offense to Pugh but I didn't see him winning, especially not over the OCW World Champion. Could be a huge month for Pugh if he takes the International Championship and has a win in his belt of the OCW Champ. The Steve's entrance rocked! I felt bad because in a battle royal in the beginning obviously it somewhat splits into two singles matches, and I wanted to watch both so I'm constantly darting my eyes, and that just gave me a slight headache, so I felt like I was missing 50% of the action at all times. Much easier to watch once Dims was out. Great match though guys. I did not expect Birdie. It should be pretty interesting to see what she does, hopefully she can't be intimidated by LOTUS, hopefully she stands up to this scourge and we see some fighting back by the OCW faithful!

"by the way if the main event for this weeks Riot is not Dupree and Pugh vs Dimsmore and The Steve, I'm boycotting Riot, it's the only permutation left!" - Me last week I'd do it too if this week's Riot didn't leave me needing more and if that main event didn't just plain deliver..... assholes.

I just finally finished Riot because I've been very lazy these last few days, but I'll make a few comments on what I saw. Tiberius Dupree is an ASSHOLE! Did he really just condone murder? Aren't you our super face? I don't care who it is being murdered, it was MURDER! You're not supposed to accept it. It seemed to me like a case of real life lessening a role play. Dimsmore needed some momentum to get out of the ring, for some reason he's incapable of doing it without going 10 miles per hour xD. I think this role play and the prior post by The Steve kind of illuminated the problem going on right now. Dimsmore turns the attention from the main event and from the dynamic between himself and Dupree and puts it all on Suda and Jay. Which is great if that's the main feud going on right now, and I think it's supposed to be, but it just doesn't feel like that. The guys in the two title matches have so much to do right now between their own feuds, the relationships that have undoubtedly developed between the four men in the last two tag team matches (by the way if the main event for this weeks Riot is not Dupree and Pugh vs Dimsmore and The Steve, I'm boycotting Riot, it's the only permutation left!), and trying to figure out what's going on with their feelings for this new brand of LOTUS. Sadly, that's why I'm liking Dimsmore vs Pugh better, I feel like they've put less attention on Suda and Jay and it's allowing their importance to be more prominent. And you all may call it a cop out if you wish (I'm sure many will), but I find it very hard to be a heel right now with this storyline running. The ideal situation would be for everyone not involved with LOTUS to completely ignore it going on and go about their wrestling lives as they are, but with the return that Suda had at Damnation I find that hard to do. The man attacked like a 5th of the company, every single person, heel or face, should either be on their toes or having some super secret dark turn to side with them. As Cody Storm, I feel kind of stupid coming out here and being heelish when in real life, if something like this happened, I'd be going against it and not worried about much of anything else. I guess I just need to work through this mental block I'm creating for myself. Vega's editing of Marley's match I thought was pretty cool. I was glad you didn't just do a comment here or there, you put a lot of work into editing conversations throughout the entire match, made it seem more realistic. The thing that I will say is that it seemed a little repetitive the comments Romero was making. He was saying the same thing in different ways repeatedly, but I suppose that's part of what's making him heelish. I love McGee's character, though I do hope something spectacular happens with this Leon imitation stuff, or I'm just going to be angry that he's wasted all of this time that could have been used for original character development. Poor Stacy waited for him to have a phone conversation just so he could cut her off anyway. I'm not really sure how I feel about this role play from Pugh. Personally I don't think it makes a ton of sense that he has respect for anything at all, his last feud was crushing Matsuda and his family and their history, that's pretty classless. But people change I suppose. I just thought it seemed a little out of character for "Kid Ego". The real reason we need to band together to take out Suda is because otherwise we're doomed to see the finish of MAYBE a match a night xD. I'm glad now that Blair ruined the ending of his match because otherwise I would not have known that K.D. kicked everyone's ass. Wait to represent Takeover xD. It wasn't as a bad a beating as Blair had made it sound like, unless KD just completely takes over in the end that we didn't get to see. And if K.D. didn't know about the ending of the match, I sincerely doubt that The Takeover did. And if they didn't, I think that's kind of shitty of you to trash them like that while they are actively competing here. They were already getting their asses kicked in a handicap match, but then they get taken out by Suda, and the leader is set on fire? Overkill. The character of Greenberg is new to me, so I may be a little lost as to the connection between himself and The A-Team, but I'll catch up. Either way, nice role play, lots of good detail in there. The angle between Yasif and the Bombshells could be very entertaining, I'm excited to see where it's going. Gibbs vs Kraven was a great match, but I do have one question for you Vega: You gave a very good reason for Romero having comeback, because he's an ultimate underdog, so why does big ass Tyro have it? Either way, it was a very back and forth match, definitely a close title defense for a very dominant champion. Thank god Djesus is doing something to keep Divinity together, they have other problems to deal with besides themselves.

I'm actually going to speak out against that plan if you don't mind xD. I'm a little adverse to my death.

Lord, your interactions with women in OCW are going to be hysterical xD. He looks like a fun new character, I'm excited to see him show up.

the RP wasn't meant to make it sound like The Takeover was tough competition (not that I don't think they are, I've known those guys for years). But I'm sorry if you got that impression. Honestly I'm trying to make something out of nothing with this management thing. We needed something to say about the fact that we had to face an unknown opponent a few weeks ago, and I've been told out of character that K.D. is kind of the guy that management spmetimes doles out to guys they kind of have a grudge against, so I ran with it. Thanks for watching though, means we're not wasting our time.

Pretty good show, I watched it with one of my buddies. I'm a little upset that it had so few matches, but obviously tag teams mean the roster is cut in half in a sense. But anyway, I'll say more once we get to page 2.

That was just disgusting. All of it, it took me about four and a half hours to watch this properly. And it's just been shock and awe. So much better than WWE's version, and that laugh tops any diabolical laugh I think I have ever heard, and I'm not just saying that.

It hurts proving you wrong, you're such a nice guy :'(. http://www.ocwfed.net/recapshow/riot/2012-05-24/4.htm