Cody Storm

I was speaking figuratively when I said he killed you. Because he did, figuratively. You all lost two matches in one night to him, and you specifically got burnt in the singles match. But the difference between other teams and you all is that you're supposed to be legends Valmont. You're supposed to be the example! It's not fair to sit around here, rest on your laurels, on your legend, and then be terrible when it comes down to what you're actually doing. I get it, you've put in a lot of effort over the years. That's fantastic, really it is, I'm not being sarcastic, you should be commended for it. But that's all the more reason that people should expect production from you, not less. You're right, YOU didn't ask me to be in the match, but I was asked by a participant of the match because you all weren't sure a tag match was going to end up being done and because of that, Trance wanted Komodo on the show. In general, I was doing someone a favor, and because you agreed to tape it, and then failed to put it up, YOU effectively wasted my time, which this week was hard to come by for myself. You hate that people complain about things because they are right. And this has nothing to do with Leon helping me, and me trying to build momentum up for myself here in OCW. This has nothing to do with the standing that I think I have, or should have in OCW Valmont. This has everything to do with you being generally unreliable, disagreeable, and generally shitty to work with, and I would let you know it whether I felt secure in my position in OCW or not because I'm that kind of a guy.

Cerberus: Hollywood nailed the reaction of all of us when we came up with that name. We were like, "man that's cheesy as hell!" Then we thought about it a little more and realized the name fit perfectly. As for the starter RP, Leon was not happy when he wrote this, and it showed, in a good way. By the way, you say cult, I say team on the same page. Chris Mania: Yeah.... I'm pretty sure you can't say that on T.V. Mania xD. But the RP was short, and funny, and your entrance is the best timed entrance of all time. Mark worthy for sure. In the match you made Spider look weak, definitely your most dominant performance since returning, and I surely hope you keep it up. Matsuda: I know you're not in the show at this point, but I just wanted to address the fact that you put your theme song in this match.... you dick! Since I'm already talking about you, I'll go ahead and talk about you vs Mugen. It was a fun looking match, but clearly you don't understand what ethics are sir! I'll leave it at that ;). By the way, nice haircut. Our Hero: Now Mez's poem makes a lot more sense.... This RP was on point like 99% of Sensation RPs. But I think Sensation is on crack if he thinks Tibby is going to right all of these wrongs. Lets be honest, Parker needs to lose that belt, but Tibby is a piece of shit as well and he won't fix everything, if anything! Plan B sounds intriguing as all hell, so I kind of hope Tibby fails (no offense of course). Jacob Trance: Trance kind of killed the bloodline this week. Komodo was there, but Trance took the brunt of the load, fighting two matches (even if one didn't really air) and winning them both in convincing fashion. The Bloodline: You make me sad. I hate when teams form (even if you existed in the past), and then fail to do anything really. It really pisses me off when I'm asked to step in and help with a match and then it doesn't go up. Don't waste my time please. Tiberius Dupree: Florida is kind of a crappy state, unless you're in the nice parts. I can understand how you'd feel turned on by the fans as you've said before, and how you think Team OCW kind of screwed you over, but let me tell you this sir, I care more about winning than I do stabbing you in the back, but if I can do both at the same time, I surely will. Jay's right about your writing, but you already knew that, because you've been doing it for about three years now. By the way, 14 has to be a gross understatement of stupid people that have died in a single day, it HAS to be. Terry Romero: It's good to see the man can get out of bed. I personally have no idea who the secret challenger is, but that's a good thing. I was unaware that if the challenger wins, Terry regains the championship, that's something important to note. I'm excited to see how that turns out Sunday. Dimsmore: I expected Dims to steam roll Jookie. And I mean, he was pretty damn dominant, but it wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. I can't believe you actually growled at us, what are you, part animal? You would be smart to rethink joining us though, we're a little more helpful than a J-Pop fan that weighs 98 pounds soaking wet. Parker: I can't believe you said all of that..... I'd rather not use my reply for the review. So I'll just say I like the fact that Parker can be more serious than just troll to his boss, and I can't wait to get to wail on you in the main event. Main Event: I thought it was a good match. But the video work is obviously what people are going to remember, and you did fantastic work on it sir. I didn't expect Tyro to turn on Parker at the end there, I wonder if that'll come back to haunt him later on. Likewise, I didn't keep my eyes open enough to save Leon from a Pughdigree, but my eyes will be wide open when I come to tear your head off this Sunday Paul Pugh. Nice show everyone. Hollywood was right, I didn't notice the lack of content all that much when watching the show through, but upon going back to write this, it really is lacking. And that's sad, because everything we do have comes from like 8 people. I don't know where everyone else went, but it's a little disheartening.

On my part it was completely a subconscious thing, I put no thought into it whatsoever. But I will say this, you should be applauding it, not bashing it. You should understand that as the World Champion what you do and how you act disseminates downward, Hence Sensation despises you as champion. This should be proof that Parker is winning the battle. Jay should be pissed that people are calling him Jay or Jaysin and not Sensation, and you should be smiling because you're getting people to stop revering him as much. That being said, from an out of character perspective, it's really because often the only RP's that involve Sensation are done by you and Kent and either refer to him as Our Hero, Jay, or Jaysin. So those are just the names that come to mind first these days.

Then lets forget about the fans. Fuck em (right tibby?). I want Leon back because he's been helpful to my plight. I had to worry ppv to ppv whether i was going to be on the show at all, and now i'm in the second-to-main-event position. He's already done more good for me than anyone else here!

Definition for the word rules: One of a set of explicit or understood regulations or principles governing conduct within a particular activity or sphere. They have to be explicit. If people have questions, if there is room for interpretation, then the rules are inherently flawed. Which they were, and proof is in the fact that you said people were interpreting them differently. And I'm getting really pissy about this because I'm one of the guys that keeps talking about these rules, so I must be one of the ones you're calling stupid, and I don't take being insulted (unless it's just joking around) very well at all. Especially in this situation where I wouldn't exploit these rules like this, I'm just pointing things out and asking questions so that no one can exploit them because people will. And it's better to have talked about it and outlined it before hand than to get screwed over in a match and then sit and bitch about it for the rest of all time.

No, it's shitty wording on your parts, that has since been fixed because people have been nit picky.

I don't know why this is so upsetting to you all. Why people are getting called dumb for pointing out gray areas. It's how you revise things, it makes sense to do it. Pugh, you have to pin off of the impact finisher as well in order to try and lock in a sub for the win. I believe you know that, and do that, but your explanation to Trance does not reflect that.

Reading this, I'm not 100% sure if the reason suda wouldn't have to stay down is because you didn't expressly state that dupree tried to pin him. But assuming that's not why, that's stupid. In a multi man match like that, if I'm dupree and I'm just in the moment kicking ass I'm not thinking about who I beat up to get my finisher. Sure as hell I'll turn around and smack suda with it. Suda would have just as much chance to reverse it and/or hit one of his own as anyone else in any other match.

Actually, I'm not. But the fact that this is the one thing out of the extensive history of the Greeks that you chose to highlight makes me wonder about you Spider.

That's the only spot in which Achilles could be struck that could kill him, but it doesn't mean he had a weaker ankle than anyone else in the world. It's just that relative to the rest of his body, it was a weak spot.

He's from Greece, FUCK OFF! I'd like to explain the entire character, but he I made him sometime in early December, and I kind of forgot what exactly I was doing with him. He's influenced by the Trojan War Hero, that much I obviously remember. The rest I have to look back into.

Fuck you sir, I was playing assassins creed when I was finally convinced to make an although, so the name Achilles stuck with me. Locke comes from the reading I had to do a paper on prior to Christmas break.

I have read and understood the rules.

I have one question regarding the three finishers in a row rule: Is it in a row like literally back-to-back-to-back, or is it three as in if three are hit on Player A before Player A can either reverse one or hit a finisher of their own?

I don't know how to get the gif to actually show, so this is the best I got, but none the less, fuck you two! I told you Jay, you're workshops don't work! http://data.bloggif.com/distant/user/store/1/e/6/1/1dad4ac3425b10d49115877b533916e1.gif

Lets go more in depth than that last post I made that actually discussed Riot (by the way, I can't really decide how to format this one..... so I'll just figure it out as I go): Our Hero & Tiberius Dupree: You two were hilarious this week, but as funny as you were, you still failed to get anything done. Jay, with all the money you have, you're telling me you can't hire a competent force? I understand the guys doing the job this week were just new recruits, but not even a potential member of a squad, that I can only imagine costs a small fortune to maintain, should be this stupid. It can't even be that hard to frame Parker of something, have you seen the man, when I look at him it's more like "what crime hasn't this man committed in the last 72 hours?" The clowns sucked, I hate clowns. But the in ring party at the end was pretty funny. The Wonder family: Yuck! I hate these two, with something of a burning passion, it's like a passion on simmer. They just make you want to smack them in the face. Listen, Wesley, I get it, you've had some belts. Three I think right? It may have just been two, I don't know, YOU HAVEN'T DRILLED IT INTO MY EAR ENOUGH YET! I do agree with K.D.'s comment on Sasha bringing something different to their group. She has a very unique personality and I think it meshes well. It was also nice to see Smythe get involved in the show despite not being booked, he broke his own rule there. It'll be nice to see what these two bring to the tag team division. On another note for Wesley, despite the controversy, I believe that the McGee/Wesley match was aesthetically pleasing. I know I was excited when we were taping it because I didn't know who was going to pull it out, and I hope that translated in viewing it in playback for everyone. Djack/ Arnaud: These two just seemed pissed off at each other. And frankly, I don't blame Arnaud, looked like he got jumped from behind by Djack (poor choice of words, but I'm not backtracking now!). Djack doesn't seem quite himself..... and by that, I mean he's actually putting in some offense, strange. The match was really back and forth, and gave Arnaud a great chance to show off the entire rosters signature/finisher moves xD. It was a good match, very fun to watch, and a down to the wire ending. Parker: Thank you, LORD thank you for destroying not one, but two clowns. You look creepy in a suit, but the clown carnage more than made up for it. I half expected your balloon animal to be a middle finger and a truth siren though, instead you just kicked the man in the nads. The way you ended the night had to be a great feeling for you though, one of your arch nemesis' face first in dick-cake and the other being led off in handcuffs. I'm pretty sure Tibby can't be the #1 contender anymore, I mean, he did just go to jail, how does that look for the company? Pugh: Speaking of unfitting champions/challengers, how about this man: Paul Pugh. He's a CREEPER! who the hell hangs out around bathroom stalls outside of Djack? I'll give you one thing though, you definitely used us in the lumber jack match more to your advantage than did your poor opponent, and look what happened. Sean and I got our hands on Tyro and wouldn't you know it, the man had to tap out from the lingering injuries we caused. We saved you from having to defend, and subsequently lose, your hardcore championship, and on top of it, we spoon fed you a W. YOU'RE WELCOME! Mez/Chris Baxter: This match was much more back and forth than I had expected. I surely expected Bax to have more ring rust, to still be fighting the learning curve of 13 (I know, it's not a huge one, this game was made to pick up and play, but still he's been away for a while), but he was in this one for sure. I have to admit, I was laughing when Mez' Wic Kick just barely tapped Baxter on the chin, but he ended up getting the win, so maybe it was all just strategy? Matsuda: You are a shitty, shitty human being! That achronym made me laugh, and so did kicking the nun honestly (I'm a jew for fuck's sake)! By the way, you totally need people on a message board posting pages about you, everyone does. Matsuda/Jacob Trance: The RP was funny, and I liked that you played off of the fact that a similar situation presented itself just a month ago, but tweaked it to show how Komodo changes the dynamic. The match was also fantastic, of course a barricade had to break though, wouldn't be a Trance match without it. Didn't see Suda pulling that submission out of the bag, since I've never seen him use it before. Trance was on the finisher reversing ball. And the cutscene was good, nice to see Dims get involved, should be a good four man story. Rose/Spider: This was a great match. The typical lightweight vs large man match. Spider would get tossed around for 5 minutes but hten come back and hit some crazy high risk move, such as that wonderful dive to the outside as Rose was getting up, to put himself back in the match. While it did seem like Rose had the edge most of the match, it was still back and forth, and I honestly though that Spider was going to get the W until Rose smacked him down out of the sky with that nasty finish. The ending segment was one of the most fun things I've done in OCW, in Efedding in general for me. I think it came out wonderfully, and everyone put some damage on someone in it. Pugh took McGee through the barricade. McGee slammed him on the stairs. I Terrapinned Tyro through the table, and Tyro nailed Pugh with a couple nasty fisherman drivers. AND LEON SHOWED THE WORLD HOW TO REF A MATCH, FUCK YOU AMBITION! It was a wonderful Riot, good job everyone.

See, he gets it. My head/brain is so big that the gravitational pull is so strong I can barely lift my head to look at the screen and play the game. Thus, I lose sometimes when I obviously shouldn't.

I apologize big time for the lack of entrances. I spaced big time when I was doing everything this week, and by the time I came back to everything I realized I hadn't done the entrances and there was no time left for me to do them because I didn't even have the Rising Sons' CAWS

not outside of a stall. Or at least that's not the usual convention.

Says the man hanging out around bathroom stalls.

Personally, I'm kind of neutral on kick out limits. That being said, the rule that I think was missing her the most was the one OCW had when I first joined where you couldn't reverse the pin attempt or the drag. Sean shouldn't have had to take the pins if there was a good chance it would have been a rope break. And I understand not everyone knows that the drag is reversible. So the first one I'd call a gift for you valmont, but sean and I both explained it after the first time and you did it again. A man should at least have a shot at pinning after his finisher (in singles matches that is). I saw my name in here a couple of times and I just want to make it clear that I'm frustrated. I'm not angry. There's a large difference and I want people to understand that I'm more frustrated with myself than OCW. I'm frustrated at my game play the last month or so. I got a visit from one of my sisters I hadnt seen in 17 years, and my head hasn't been the same since, in school, in being with my friends, and in gaming. I think I'm starting to get out of that funk, but that's all personal stuff. I was very frustrated with my spot on the roster given my consistency and the fact that I have a title shot in my pocket. But I don't need the title shot, I don't need a ride it. I'm a competitor in this game, and I just wante d a shot to prove that I can hang with ocw's main eventers. I understand my 'company stalk'/ star power may not be there yet, but I wanted to show that my ring work is on par. And I hope/think that I showed that. As for Riot, I still haven't had the opportunity to watch the full show as I have no wifi and I'm on my phone until tomorrow. So my plan currently is to finish the show and review it tomorrow/Monday.

I'm out of town right now, and don't have my laptop so I'm only going to give a few thoughts and I'll do more later (I only got through page 2 before leaving). I can't believe Parker is wearing a suit, its terrifying. I'm never using the restroom in the arena again, because apparently Pugh just hangs around the stalls. Matsuda is a big ol' dick, and what I was referring to in the shoutbox earlier was the fantastic acronym of the charity. Its good that tibby and jay understand each other, because no one else gets them. I'll say more about the show when I get to complete watching it. But so far its been a great show

I hate you Baxter. You made me think that Gibbs was back :(

I think last weeks Ambition was an anomaly. It was pushed out pretty late, which always leads to discussion taking a hit because people watch it and then go about their typical schedule without having much time to discuss, perhaps not the best excuse, but it happens. On top of that, I would say thing will probably turn around sooner rather than later, we have a new GM now so that can make pretty big changes. I mean look, you all just got a title, and you specifically Kain have the main event, over a title tourney, that should say people were watching.

You're not joking, THQ looked at me this year and said Cody Storm! You're going to win! And you're going to win everything! I felt like the game was trying to help me out though, we all saw those red screens pop up and then Cody would just no sell the groggy state. Made me really happy when I got to Hebrew (Polish) Hammer your face off when you were flicking me off, that's not nice sir.