Cody Storm

I may not end up being able to make it. I really hope that I can, and I want to, but this past tuesday was my roomates birthday, and as it was on a weekday he wants to celebrate it this weekend. He still hasn't decided what we're going to be doing, but it's possible it will take place during the time frame set for Live and Unleashed II. I still plan on making it, and if there's any room on the card left for me, I'd love that, but I can't guarantee (I can never spell this damn word right, I always spell it garuntee) it apparently.

I can make that for sure, wouldn't miss it for the world.

I apologize for the lack of music on my matches, I was informed by a certain world champion that Jay wanted them without music........... It was a fun little show, all of the matches were good and the directors cut had me laughing pretty hard.

I don't mean to interject here, well yes I do, but I think everyone's forgetting one minor detail. I'm next. When the dust has settled and the winner of the chamber drags his practically lifeless body out of the steel structure, and after you, Aries, have returned from having your head sewn back on from the beating I'm sure Dimsmore is going to have to give you, I'm still going to be here. This, I'm sure, sounds stupid to you all, right? Cody Storm, he's a tag team wrestler, the man hasn't done anything worth noting since winning and then dumping the 2011 Future Investment, right? He's not of the same caliber as Tiberius Dupree or Aries, right? Well, WRONG! I won the first OCW Chamber match, the one everyone seems to want to forget about. I won that title shot that everyone seems to want to forget about even more than the match, but you can't, I'm not going to let everyone forget about it. I came to OCW in the first place to prove that I could make it anywhere, that the countless championships that I won elsewhere weren't just ornaments, that I could handle the best and the rest just like I always knew that I could. Since getting here, I've had a few stumbles, screwed up quite royally a few times, but the fact of the matter is that I've won my shot and I'm sure as hell going to get it. I've learned fairly quickly that if you're not going to push yourself around here, no one else is going to do it for you. So consider this my insertion into the limelight: By the the time we roll around to the OCW 9 year anniversary show I am guaranteeing that Cody Storm will have at least one Online Championship Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship reign under his belt.

That's pretty re-god-damn-diculous

I didn't think that McGee was still wrestling? He got injured after his match with Arnaud and I was under the impression that, that was him taking a hiatus..?

Cody's Comments This sounds almost like a description of CZW xD. Actually, reading this, I think the description is fantastic. I think it shows what OCW needs to be. Sadly, I don't think it shows what OCW is. Not to burst bubbles here or anything, but I don't feel like any crazed sense prevails in the show. Don't get me wrong, the guys involved in the LOTUS angle do a great job in making things feel frantic and chaotic, but everyone else just kind of floats along, myself included. I think we as a whole need to start depicting the backstage area as tumultuous. This is not child friendly TV, with our fans mugging each other I'd be surprised if we don't see our ratings reduced in the age bracket of 8-15 year olds. I like the closing on this a lot, a very fun twist on the Stinger phrase. Well ain't that a bitch, made to look like fools when we're oh so awesome... specially in contrast to these fools. Look at me curtain jerking like a beast! On a serious note, I very much apologize for my awful timing of the "signature". I should have known not to hit it that late, but I really wanted to get my backfist in there and break his jaw. Also, Jook said he was going to do an RP before this match and not to do his entrance, sorry that didn't pan out. It was a good match Jook, I had fun. Is Our Future Investment a play off of our Hero? I can only imagine so. Sounds strange to me, but perhaps I'm just not used to it yet. Gumball machines have just about as much authority as anything else. And now Our International Hardcore Champion, jesus you all suck xD. Pugh's win over Dims is a pretty big blow. The scope of it just in general with Dims having held the belt for so long (ignoring Lution) makes it even bigger. I know the feeling Tyro, I know it well. If you don't want the belt(s) you're doing this wrong. I expect this to be an entertaining match simply because Justice is crazy in the ring. I don't think I know this Cas...not Cash song. Pretty sweet sound sampling, and pretty sweet agility as Justice does a sick backflip off of The Champ's chin. It's kind of interesting to me how our last few champions are reflective of the WWE's own champion in a way. Aries and Dupree, and now dual champion Pugh, resemble Punk. You watch Dupree in this match he's flying around jumping off of things and crashing with his opponent on his back, but you see him in other matches and he has enough strength to play some of the power game with the bigger guys. They tout their athleticism over brawn. A nice contrast to some of the past champions. Damn! Justice really got up and over that top rope and just destroyed Dupree with that flip. Those knees are like daggers in the back. An amazing finisher save by Justice right there. Wow! Justice shows some power of his own powerbombing The Champion down to the mat. But Dupree hits the slame and calls it a night. Good match, Justice put up more of a fight than I think most would expect out of him. The bloody nickel, that sounds like a single nickel in history that started some big ass war or something. Oh God, grillz are the worst thing ever. By the way, Hannibal has one of the most eclectic group of associates ever. I'd punch D. in the face if he put ash in my pocket. This is just one terrible, terrible, piece of produce placement for both The A-Team and Apple. Iphone 5, Jesus Christ they are so bad! Siri can't do a god damn thing! Vengance and Fury. Got it. Time to see if the A-Team foot the bill to clean the gold just to lose it and make these two greedy bastards even more rich. Look at WWE with its priorities all fucked up: The IC belt is way above the WWECW belt. If anyone had thought about it, they could have run down to the ring, stolen all of that gold, and pretty much became the majority power holder of OCW. I can really decide who I think is stronger: Mez or Parker. I think Mez probably is. I think sometimes I forget just how big Mez is, I always think of O.G. as the bigger of the two, but I'm not even certain that's correct, it's just that big ass powerbomb that makes me think that. That corner body splash by Mez has such strange timing, I never know what to do about it. Parker just shrugged off that punch by Gibbs like it was nothing. Team OCW has just fallen apart. Pugh just booted the hell out of Parker, there's no way they will be cohesive now. I'm actually surprised Parker isn't in the ring throwing truth sirens out like candy at halloween. Gibbs is in for the first time, lets see if this has any major change on the dynamic of the match. Wow, Pugh rolled out of the ring and before he even had his bearings Mez was there beating the tar out of him. Now they're just stomping away, the A-Team is just a big ass group of POWERBOMBING thugs. I wouldn't be surprised if Spider made this match himself, just let the A-Team kill Team OCW. Yep, he definitely did. They just tried to kill Pugh with that boot to the outside and the stairs. Damn, they are doing a fantastic job keeping Pugh in their corner, they're one of the only teams that really focuses on that. Pugh finally manages as tag to Parker, and they looked pretty cohseive with it. Parker is tearing it up, already having hit Mez with a superplex and his "fuck you" elbow. Parker is on his game in the reversing catagory today. Don't worry ref, Mez isn't outside the ring cheating, you just go on about your business you stupid stupid man. I can't imagine what our replacement refs would be like with our first stringers sucking so much already. Smart move by Parker to get in the ring as quickly as he got out, Gibbs definitely had his eyes on him. Wow, Gibbs kicked out of that Truth Siren before the 2. But he catches another one not a minute later, and Mez has to bail him out of the pin. Parker's looking for the Elbow, he nails it! Another early kick out, Gibbs has so much damn energy. Nice moonsault by Pugh. Gibbs has taken so much punishment he can't even make it to his feet and just barely finds Mez and the tag. WOW! That ref just IGNORED the pinfall to yell at Gibbs. I guess he had to make up for letting them cheat earlier. Oh shit, Pugh is turning on his hyper mode. He nails a great elbow but Mez just jumps to his feet, Pugh kicks him right back down and works on his body and head though, this is getting inte.......... BOOT! He threw the boot in his face! Pugh paid too much attention to O.G. and turned right around into the match ending boot. What a fantastic ending guys. Oh spectacular, Tyro's with the Dark Side. I guess the cookies got him. I didn't realize that was an option Tyro.... Actually, I still think it's probably not an option, you're going to be invo....beat down, you're going to be beat down. He looks pretty Team OCW now I'd say. His back has to be broken, Pato's fucking huge. So Suda would rather him pick Team OCW than not pick a team at all? What an interesting ending to Riot.... The show was short, I think the shortest Riot I've read in my time here, but I think the quality of what was there was fantastic. I enjoyed all of the matches, especially the tag team match, and the RP's were all very good, so I'm not too worried going forward.

Yeah, I should have just let it go, I just really wanted that reversal spin into the fist, it's one of my favorite spots. Anyway, I just finished watching/reading Riot, so hopefully we get to two pages soon so I can post my shit.

Just a quick question, any chance we have determined an arena for the anniversary show?

Congrats K.D. I hope it was as beautiful an experience as everyone makes it out to be.

Cody's Comments Fists balled up? This sounds like a very angry version of meditation. I'm pretty sure the grand total of those you're failing is still just one Maypo. The word "brake" hurts my head :(. Is the Tom Cruise joke a reference to Scientology? Cause if it's not, I have no idea what Poling was talking about here. "Sexy sweets" What a phrase xD. This is much better than K.D.'s usual RP, nice job dude. Have we ever been told though what Arnaud's money is doing? Or does he just enjoy throwing in all the time that he has a lot of money? The description said towards the ring Scaggs, he could be anywhere in the building so long as he is getting closer to the ring. Don't be a dick. Always fun to see McGee wrestle, hopefully this will be a good match for both of these men. More Good Charlotte :D. This match has been very back and forth. How are they going to have named like Thomas in the game but not Cody, when there is a WWE wrestler with the name Cody? I actually called THQ about my name when it was banned a couple of years ago, and I feel like this is out of spite. Assholes. Maypo is really laying the boots to Sean in the corner over there. At a time when Sean is already holding his head in pain you have to think every reversal he manages to grab is a big one for him. And of course as soon as I finish that sentence he gets hit with a finisher, but manages a nice kickout. Good job Sean. Seanton! The cam ninja is really blending in well this match, at least I think. Sean kind of played possum on Maypo there, getting out of the ring and running back in in time to shoulder block him from the apron. Maypo gets right back on the advantage though and calims the victory off of his facebuster. Nice match guys, Sean hung in there for a lengthy amount of time considering how fast he became injured. Wow, injured he is.... the man is being carried out on a stretcher, that's not cool! I have no idea what this youtube video was doing here. Whenever I see real footage like this I assume it's a GhettOCW video, but I don't think this one was. Oh, ok. Leave it to Pugh to have the inside track on why he has a title shot. It's a good thing too, cause the logic was broken prior to reading this RP. There was a point earlier this year where I would have told you that the International Championship was like the Intercontinental in the 90's. The Workhouse belt (not that our World Champion doesn't put in a ton of work), that was practically a World title, I hope it makes that climb again, cause I think it has fallen a little bit. Very strong RP from the champs. K.D. vs Hostile, I suppose it's time to see if Arnaud's pep talk worked out. Hostile's going to need to be pretty damn fast to take out K.D. he definitely can't match him in the strength catagory. But that enziuri is definitely a start in the right direction. K.D.'s making a strong comeback here, Hostile was kind of piecing him up in the beginning. That corner springboard hurricanrana is so fluid, it's one of the moves that makes me wish it made sense on Cody Storm xD. K.D.'s going to fly! Or, Hostile is going to dodge as K.D. comes clumsily down from the top turnbuckle, same thing. that's one way to stop Hostile's speed, repeteadly take his legs out from under him as he tries to kick you xD. K.D. IS CHEATING! WHAT A CHEATER! I guess we'll forgive him, the ref did. Maybe it's just me, but I feel like Scaggs and Poling have been entirely out of synch today. I don't really think "I'd be filled with 'Pure Hate' too if I had a woman's haircut" follows from "An impressive win there.. even if that move did look a little awkward." Please GOD KILL ME! I'm surrounded by people who do not think that society can save itself. I don't care enough to break this code, I just don't want another "saviour"! Tyro needs to clear his head somehow, his thinking is aactually giving me a headache. I taped her up.... LOL! This is always an interesting match up. On paper I think of it kind of like Kane fighting the Big Show. Kane is strong, one of the strongest in WWE, but he's just not as large as The Big Show. The same can be said for Tyro in comparison to Pato. Pato's just fucking huge! But Tyro is still strong enough I think to use that game against Pato, and he always has his brawling ways to bail him out of he gets into trouble. Just as Pato can always sit on his prey if they won't give in. Tyro gets himself a little riled up and pays for as he turns around right into the tomahawk chop to the skull from Pato. Pato doesn't like stomping on the ring enough, so he decides he needs to stomp on Tyro's face as well. I know Tyro has long ass legs, but I'm surprised he was able to get his foot up high enough from the grounded position to kick Pato in the face. The slingblade neckbreaker takes Pato down pretty nicely. Did he really just reverse ally-oop Pato? God Damn! xD It's amazing that someone as large as Pato can kick out of a move that drops all of his weight on his neck, he's a scary force for sure. Only to get beat by a backslide. Ain't that some shit xD. Is Hostile simply talkikng to our audience? He's singularly insulting everyone? We should all beat the shit out of him! I did not realize this was a title vs title match. For whatever reason I thought this was only for the International Championship. This means we HAVE to have a double champion, and this means that for sure the landscape of the war between OCW and LOTUS is about to change big time... We've seen these two fight so many different times recently, and I still don't know who is going to win. I'd venture to say that Pugh has gotten much better since fighting Dims on a regular basis. That sequence was pretty perfect. Pugh deflects the big boot and gets in Dims' face and Dims goes crazy and takes his head off with a clothesline. I'm going to big screen this match so that I don't know when it's about to end, so excuse the lack of writing for this match. The match was fantastic and back and forth right up to the ending. But really this only makes me question even more why Parker and Pugh are going to be facing the A-Team for the tag titles? I'm assuming there's a reason for it coming right? Four face wrestlers, one team not a real team, one half of that team already a double champion..... I'm missing the logic here. Congrats on your International Championship though Pugh, I'd say this proves how far you've come since earlier in the Summer. Smartest thing you can do after taking Dimsmore's title from him, taunt him.... Good decisions. Between that chair shot a few weeks back from Spider and Dims' beating here, I'll be amazed if Pugh doesn't have alzheimers by age 40. So let me get this straight: I kick his ass and he gets a bonus?! Where do I go to join this club? "When OCW's invested future Parker Stevens appears in the open doorway with a bullish grin." Did Yoda narate this? I suppose this main event is to show us all that even though there's a war going on, we are all still wrestlers and we will comppete no matter who else is in the ring. Or at least that's my logic for Parker facing Gibbs with a war going on. Dupree's too good to walk out at the same time with Parker, he needs his own entrance. I guess that's fair, he is the World Champion after all. Wait, he's in the ring? This is a singles match right? I mean I've heard of good seats, but god damn! Gibbs reverses the knees to the back and motions to shove Parker into the turnbuckle himself, but Parker just doesn't move. That's some god damn stable feet. The ref has been staring at Tibby for like 3/5 of this match so far, even when he's counting pin attempts xD. I hope Parker gets his ass kicked talking to the World Champion like that. There we go, fuck you Parker!

Cody's Comments Time to start Riot, well, really I need to be reading my book for my paper, but screw that. Football and Riot, the American Saturday night! This is the second time that Dupree has used Mark Henry's championship entrance over Christian's. I'm never sure if it's on purpose to show a more serious side of The Fire, or if it's an accident (the first time it was an accident). I thought that just said "shifting the weight of the world to his opposing shoulder" and I was like, "You fucking asshole xD!" Oh please Parker... lets start this conversation. Who makes a better leader between Parker and Dupree? The cool-headed world champion, or the hot headed, DTA future investment holder? It's not really a hard choice. You just proved in the last few weeks with C.O.D.E. An ungreatful champion? Interesting turn in conversation... The more people that come out here, the less I feel secure for my job.... Do we have ratings? Can I see the lists? I guess I assume our ratings are the amount of markouts the posting thread acrues on the first post. There we go Parker, cash in on the Hardcore title xD. ACtually if anyone ever did cash in on a title other than the OCW World Title, that would make that title's prestige SKYROCKET! It's practically in the definition of being on a team to feel guilty for friendly fire you fucking prick! Baxter is wearing someone else's mask, that seems kind of creepy. Baxter's looking like he's going to come into the Ex Division and head straight to the top, already talking shit to the two top guys in the division in Marley and Romero. Arnaud has a valet now? Did I miss something somewhere? I don't know what's going on in the match right this second, but I know that my local news anchor just said "A mother of two complains that her television station turns her children's cartoons into porn..." I couldn't stop laughing xD. I'm not really sure who I expect to win this match. Arnaud's usually pretty solid in the ring, but Romero has been pretty fantastic as of late. PUGHDIGRE... no. Well, it was close. Romero slaps on this elaborate heel hold just to let it go immediately xD. Romero gets back in the ring just to get dropped, ain't that a bitch. But he's calling for his come back! He may actually get this.................... No.... A spinebuster followed by Arnaud standing there staring at Romero like a moron for 2 seconds before finally going for a pin. Please for the love of all that is holy tell me that someone didn't just buy Pato a tank! Why the fuck would you try and wake him? You RUN THE FUCK AWAY! Oh good, he's out and about on his own, no handler, amidst the Boston citizens. This can only turn out well I'm sure. Oh thank God, Aries is going to exact revenge on Dimsmore in a sanctioned match, and we don't even have to wait that long for it. Parker makes fun of your hair because it's long Dupree, not because it's pretty. It's true, that belt is the ugliest belt of all time (maybe that's a bit of a stretch, but it's damn ugly)! Tyro should definitely check out Dayglow, it's some techno thing coming to Clemson in a couple of weeks where they play techno, have a couple of DJ's, and throw paint everywhere. This is probably the smartest thing that these two can do right now. Parker is a loose cannon, and Tyro seems to have his head in some dark "I fail every time I get close to victory" cloud, so lord knows what he's going to do. Why the hell are there LOTUS Law chants? Do these people want us to be fired? I suggest we have them removed from the arena, they don't appreciate us! I don't even..... I just.... I don't really have words for this xD. I can only say thank you Spider for being the comic relief in this brutal group known as LOTUS. Pugh's here to be a beast, it's pretty much why we pay him, and we pay him alot, just look at all that hair gel. Maypo gets no entrance, get fucked! He looks way bigger than Pugh, but he's flying around like him. There's only one guy that I can think of with this body type, and sadly I don't even remember his name. I think it was Alex Koslov or something like that, he was in TNA and he was part of the X-Division but he was pretty built for his size. It can work well/look pretty cool if you have the right moveset for it. I like this first song by the way Pugh, it makes me happy, and I don't know what it is. Sounds like a very good rock song. Pugh sliding out of the ring and running in just out of Maypo's vision and catching him with that famasser from the side was a nice trick. I'm very surprised Pugh is already hurt.... Maypo had better get in the ring if he wants to win this title, you can't win it by count out (at least I don't think you can, though I guess I don't know the OCW rule on that). Damn, Pugh caught a very timely reversal right there and slapped in the Pughdigree. Yikes, Pugh's doing the slow grab now, that's going to be a very important thing the longer this match goes I imagine. Oh shit, Maypo is going for it, he's hitting his finisher, what a facebuster. This may be it..... Or not, Pugh managed to get up and pretty speedily at that, you don't become hardcore champion for nothing I suppose. That cross body was not even an inch out of reach, that kind of sucks. another Pughdigree..... 1...2...No, Maypo manages to kick, Pugh with another great reversal, and he slaps in the Egoplata to finish Maypo. Maypo put up a much better fight than I had expected though, he may have had the title had he landed one of those two lost finishers. Tiffany makes a strong case, Aries' career isn't over, it wasn't taken from him so he perhaps he shouldn't act like it was. But to the contrary, why wait, why wrestle until it is taken from him instead of enjoying time with his family? I think the real question is, why not just throw that son of a bitch Dimsmore in jail? Balls, here he comes :/... This kind of reminds me of when Orton went after Steph, just a disturbing feeling in the air. Seriously? You're going to let Tiffany be demolished Aries? Wow, it looks like Jim Black grew a set, but I'm not really sure this was the time. Aries, a skilled wrestler, coming to take on Dimsmore and defend Tiffany, yes, ok. Jim Black, a normal man with no real skills, standing up to Dimsmore? Probably not the best idea. Hit Dimsmore with a taser! He won't know what hit him! This was highly disgusting, but very well written. Oh, good, someone found Pato. It's better like this, even if he's with LOTUS, at least he's not out there running wild around Boston. The show can end now, Pato just stole it. There's reason this didn't have entrances. Just so everyone is aware xD. Isn't Matsuda a little tired of hiding in the dark? I was wondering if anyone would ever make this point. So much fighting, Attitude era vs Ambition Era, the Ambition Era won out, and look what we got for it... Suda's not completely wrong, though maybe a little skewed. Shamulua just kind of dropped off the map back then, I thought it was kind of weird. That's just the best kind of enemy, the kind that gets hit and just laughs it off.... We are all very slack on the entrances this week :/. Oh well, this match should make up for it. Matsuda must have bulked up some, he's lifting Tyro with ease, nice catch Poling. Tyro catching Suda with that flapjack turned into a rope drop was nasty looking. You have to wonder how much has already been taken out of Suda by going through that glass table. I would say that definitely gives Tyro the advantage. Matsuda has learned to levitate, that's not a good sign for OCW, I'm sure he can put that to great use. Tyro is kind of dominating this match...... oh goody, here comes Spider. Um..............No? Very nice video editing here I must say. This is just awful.......... Phoenix must have a shitty contract, because he is always staying in the worst places. I'm not really sure what he's talking about, but I think that's the point. I know this song! But I have no idea who this Colt Cabana/Raven disciple Kaz looking guy is. An interesting combination. James Rose, an interesting name. And a new tag team, I like it. Had I watched Riot in time I would have taken you up on that open challenge, but I'm a loser. K.D. is basically standing in Arnaud's personal cess pool and he's looking to unleash his anger outwardly on other sinners? Start at home! It will be interesting to see who shows up for this match... Time to see these tights everyone was mentioning. Yeah ok, I like them well enough. Oh of course Spider just handed him the night off, I mean why not really. Pato is the obvious choice to take his place, the man is a wrecking crew in a single body. We're not even ten seconds in and Pato has taken out the referee.... I can't imagine how much Pato costs JCS in damages and reparations. Parker is just getting lit up, it's like Pato can't be stopped. These tights are like Parker's kryptonite! Maybe I spoke too soon, he slapped the samoan right in the jaw and is mounting a bit of......... no, he just got made into a Mr. Clean pancake by Pato. I'm thoroughly surprised that that turnbuckle is able to support pato's large frame, but it does just long enough for Parker to hit a crunching neckbreaker. Oh my god, Parker just lifted Pato for a piledriver, god damn! Pato's calling for his powerslam..... wow Parker manages to fight out of it, good for you sir. HOLY SHIT! what a DDT by Pato xD. Well,Pato got all of that powerslam on that one! Parker manages to kickout though. Oh shit, Parker nails Pato with an elbow straight to the heart, but somehow he still manages to kick out. That legdrop is the bane of all existance. Truth Siren! He nails it, he got all of that move, and Pato got all of the ropes xD.......... He's calling for yet another truth siren.... and cutscene. Oh shit, Pato is going to kill this man, oh yeah. He's dead. Gameover for you Parker. So it's a double count out, well at least the OCW refs are properly trained, a WWE ref would probably call it a no contest, instead of a straight draw. Pretty big way to end the show though. All of the multi character RP's were nice, they usually have a better flow and accomplish more. What really strikes me now that I think about it is that we didn't have any JCS involvement at all, and that's the first time since I've returned I think, that I've been able to say that about an OCW show. I don't like what he could possibly be thinking up with his time away, he always comes back with something big...

Cherese is a real person Kent. She really exists, she really has that name, and she really is white. And she REALLY is going to want to smack you if she reads this xD.... you too Pugh.

The Extremely late edition of: Cody's Comments I never cease to marvel at this Riot Intro. I'm always a little surprised we picked this song though, I like the song, but I'm surprised itw as chosen for the intro over some others. Live from:.............. Awesome xD The censor is going to have a TERRIBLE night with Parker taking over commentary duties. I thought Scaggs liked the faces, which Parker, as far as I know, is...? I'm waiting now for Parker to not show up to a show just so I can reference this and go, "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU!" I have a very hard time reconciling Hostile's actions, his words, and his described mentality. If you hate everyone and everything, I don't understand why you feel the need to tell everyone that. Why justify what you're doing if you could care less about those you're explaining it to? I suppose you could probably argue your methods well enough. This role play, especially the ending to it, made me think of "Blood Brothers" by Papa Roach. "It's in our nature to Kill, Kill, Kill!" Oh fun, a match! The Ex division is usually entertaining, so I'm looking forward to this one. Hostile just keeps kicking this man as soon as he gets up xD. Step on your stomach, run into the ropes, kick you back down. I suppose it's a tried and true formula for success in a wrestling match. Hostile's moving so fast he can't even seem to keep where Lockhart is straight in his head. Kyle picks terrible times to taunt his opponent. For some reason this video is not consistently buffering, but buffering a section, playing it, and the stopping to do it again. I hope that this isn't how all of the videos work for me tonight or I won't be able to finish Riot tonight like I had hoped that I could. It looks like Kyle is finally getting some offense going with a nice hurricanrana from the top rope. An even nicer cross body. The shoulder block type corner move into the springboard hurricanrana from Hostile was a nice combination. Damn! I lost the bet on how long it'd take to see the Punt kick, I said at least 3 months... All of that just to get yourself DQ'ed. I understand hate, but don't you at least love winning? You're not right in the head! Oh goody, something I can relate to: Temple! How did you come up with a name like that xD? I expected something Stein. Oh great, I finally get a situation I'm very familiar with, and we bring in this A-Team Schmucks! I talk to my mother typically at least once a week xD. Unless I'm reading this incorrectly, which could be the case due to Hannibal's vagueness, but it sounds like they have a 4th member.... like my attempt to even the odds isn't enough. That's not good. Anyway, from an objective point of view this was a fantastic role play Gibbs xD. From a Cody Storm point of view: "You're dealing with the Son of God, research may as well be useless!" Good to see someone we don't so often see in Chris Baxter. The Ex could certainly use a veteran return to bolster its ranks. And it would seem he's going to return right to the top, wasting no time in commenting on the champion. In fact, here comes the champion... Damn, Romero is tossing some scathing remarks Baxter's way, he's definitely not happy to see him on Riot! More era vs era comments. It's a stigma that never seems to disappear I suppose. Please don't tell me Tyro is getting a submission finisher. You can't hear my right now, but I let out a very exasperated sigh at the thought. Wow, Tyro's a dick! I wouldn't have thought too many people on the roster would turn away Tiberius Dupree when he comes personally to ask you to help the federation that you belong to. I guess I was hoping OCW was at least a little more unified than this, but maybe Tyro will change his mind. That is most definitely not what you want to find when you turn on the lights. Well, I take that back, the glimmer I'd take, to find gold in my locker room when I flick on the lights would be awesome, to find Dimsmore, not so much. Pato doesn't have problems with doors, they have problems with Pato. He just widens the frame and fits right through. Can you imagine how much easier this OCW vs LOTUS thing would be for LOTUS had Dimsmore been the successful competitor at Wrestlelution? That's a parallel universe I'd rather never find myself in. I'm excited for this tag match, as I'm just going to ignore the comments that I've already read and try to approach this with no preconcieved notions or bias. I was wondering which entrance these two would use, this is probably the best choice. I thought they were just going to have singles entrances to be honest, but I prefer this, makes them seem like more of a team. I think I like this attire for the Rising Sons more than the one they used against me and Jake the last two matches. Matsuda must feel strangely at home against these two (is that racist? Oh well). We're pretty back and forth in the first few minutes. But now Suda is tagging Pato and I just get the feeling that, that may not stay the case. I really wish that coast to coast move hit the face and not the chest. But I suppose that would require the agressor to go A LOT farther and it may seem less realistic. Lotus is doing quite well with quick tags, the Rising Sons, not so much. Thought that would appear to be because Matsuda is a beast at getting himself out of that corner. Pato's had enough of the interference from the apron and he just lays a slap right into the culprits chest. LOTUS has been dominating this match. Mugen would be wise to just tag out and ditch trying to get a tag team move off. Mugen finally gets out of the ring, but he's already been hit with a finisher, and both members of LOTUS are relatively fresh. That knee from Suda to Mugen was pretty unnecessary. I understand they tried to get some illegal double teaming on you, but you're already beating their asses. Pato is just a god damn powerhouse, it's disgusting! Did the Rising Sons really just do a tag move.................................. Oh my god you deserve to lose this match xD. Who tags in their practically dead partner? Wow, I can't believe Mugen actually kicked out of that, that was such a dominate sequence by LOTUS. Everytime I see the people's elbow I cringe. Mugen with another important kick out. Now a third kickout for the Rising Sons, it's looking likeit's about time to throw in the towel, I'm thinking. I guess it took a chair shot and some interference from a strangely jubilent looking Dimsmore to finally put down the Rising Sons. Ok, the arena that we're in desparately needs to have it's lights checked. Hostile's lights were faulty, Tibby's were as well and almost got him jumped, and now Pugh's... We should get some kind of cash back for this Jay. Please, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, do not show me Pugh showering xD. Oh good, he's walking into the room fully clothed. Phew! Interesting, I too wonder who he's talking to Scaggs. More so I kind of want to know what happened to them last time they went out xD. I have to be honest, I take any chance I can get to put "Cause fuck You! That's why!" into anything I can. "You letter bet" Oh god, I can't believe I did that xD. To anyone who read this and wasn't sure what I meant, I meant "better let". No Tyrettes? I suppose that fits better with the more serious and dubious Tyro that we were introduced to earlier in the night. I'm still not 100% sure what to think of Maypo, but I'm excited to see his in ring debut. Maypo is definitely giving up some size to Tyro, and Tyro's whipping him around with some pretty powerful arm drags just to show that point off. I thought Maypo was a larger guy when I first saw him last week, but he's been doing some pretty light weight style stuff, and it looks like he's been having more trouble lifting Tyro than I thought he would have, so I guess I misjudged his size. Oh no, Tyro went to call Maypo off of the mat and almost got dropkicked off of the top rope, he still managed ot get the upper hand though. That shows the experience he's gained in his years here in OCW. Wow, a stiff blow to Tyro's crotch and Maypo seems to have the upper hand, or did at least, Tyro managed to kick out. Tyro's trying to use a very painful looking submission, but Maypo gets out of it in no time at all. Another kickout by Tyro, Maypo is looking better than I thought he would. But Tyro drops him on his head and claims the victory, a very nice debut for Maypo though. At least my wardrobe gets you to remember my name Parker ;). Oh shit, an interview with Aries. This should be fun. I forget to edit things out of the middle of my videos all the time too. Oh lord, he gets beatdown, appears old and decrepit, and starts calling men older than himself "son" I think he had a few screws knocked loose. No OCW contract?! SUE HIS ASS! He can't hit non-talent! "Wot" is the single worst word of all time, but a wondeful catchphrase. And I hate you for that Aries! Fuck the contract, who's the mother? Don't worry about his eyes then Aries, just punch him until they are swollen shut! YOU CAN DO IT (please read this in Rob Schneider's voice)! Wow, ok, so I stopped writing about halfway through this, because shit got real. Dimsmore is fucked up, more fucked up than I think I gave him credit for. I think Aries saying no to a fight with Dims was a possibility before Dims showed up. Showing how easy it was to get at Stephen Jr. I would hope will cause Aries to realize he has to beat the bully up before the bully will go away. Good luck. Wait, Maypo was laying on the ground in the backstage area? That doesn't sound sanitary. Tyro just got called incompetent xD. Note to self: Don't drink the koolaid from the backstage area. What's the point of signing something if you're just going to forget it's there anyway Spider? Spider is telling the truth, there would be no comic relief in LOTUS if not for him. Well, we'd get some from JCS, but Spider would still be sorely missed. I'm expecting a good match here from two of the best in the OCW ranks. McGee and Cody teamed up for some of the dark matches this past week while Jake was taking some time off, and McGee went CRAZY, taking it straight to the Rising Sons like he was getting paid overtime for every punch he landed. I love watching both of these guys, so I don't mean for this to sound like a knock on Sean, but I just don't think Pugh will let himself lose this title after just a week, though as K.D. showed last week, sometimes what I expect to happen does not. Sean lifted Pugh like 8 feet in the air with that arm whip! I don't know why I didn't think about the fact that this was a hardcore match xD. I think we all remember that Hardcore triple threat match some time ago, and just how vicious McGee can be when he grabs hold of a weapon. Sean looks like he hit that shoulder hard on the chair after the german suplex. I like the springboard bulldog on Pugh. Pugh really biffed it with that suicide dive xD. Pugh may have just saved his title reign by getting out of that chair before Sean could come down on his throat with the boot. Pugh brough the stairs straight down on Sean's head, and Sean just grabbed his head and walked it off like it was nothing xD. Oh shit, Sean may win the Hardcore title right here. HOLY SHIT, I THINK HE JUST BROKE PUGH'S NECK! It has to b.................he kicked out?! How do you kick out of that, jesus christ! Pughdigree on the chair? YEP! And Sean kicked out too, lord! Wait, another one? Damn, Pugh wants to put this man away, I think that shows just how seriously he's taking Sean. Pugh biffed another suicide dive xD. It's ok though, Sean biffed the Seanton. Pugh manages to retain, in a very tough match. Both of those guys looked great. We have a main event consisting of three of the six champions in OCW (kind of four right?)? God damn! Three of the most iconic theme songs of todays generation of OCW, it's so awesome. Dims and Gibbs both go after Tibby? Maybe JCS slipped the A-Team a bit more money. That powerbomb out of the kingston move never gets old. Maybe I was wrong, Gibbs and Dims are hitting each other now xD. It must just be the championship target that comes with being the World Heavyweight Champion. Interesting to see two of the biggest strikers in OCW in Gibbs and Dims go at it fistacuffs style. There we go Dupree, you finally get to T-bag Dims xD. Shit, Gibbs is tearing everything apart. Dropped the World Champion onto the steps and then without missing a single step threw the International Champ straight over his head. The two mega brawlers just punched Tibby's lights out. Just for Gibbs to turn into a gnarly Piledriver, someone should ban that move before we have a repeat of Aries' situation. Tibby may have just saved the match by reversing what I'm sure was going to be a Jacknife from Gibbs. But Dims couldn't avoid it, and Omar crushed him! He managed to kick out though, and so the match continues. I'm not sure that I can recall a time when Gibbs has actually used his comeback, but that was pretty sick sir... or it would have been had the move hit, but instead he got demolished by a waiting Tibby. Who in turn was taken out by Dimsmore, jesus xD. Gibbs is able to make the save though, otherwise I'm fairly certain that one was over. Duplicity to both Gibbs and Dimsmore, nice touch. Incapacitate them and pin one of them, probably a sound strategy. This game is broken! This game and it's terrible mechanics just ruined a great triple threat. Fuck you THQ. Good match though guys, minus the shouldn't have been the ending, ending. Pugh with words of wisdom, fuck you LOTUS! I have absolutely no idea what this top hat means, and that makes me happy. Scaggs seems to know who it is. I guess I'm just a moron, I mean if Scaggs knows who it is, I guess I have to be. Didn't we just leave the parking lot, what could have happened in the matter of 30 seconds god damn it!? Doh, God Damn it! Three on one, these guys are terrible, terrible human beings. Though I suppose their logic is sound, weaken the champ so badly that Parker pretty much has to cash in. I like the soundtrack to this xD. Tibby is a bloody mess, this is despicable! Not a single person is comin...... ok, here we go. He won't cash in, he wouldn't do it. He wouldn't want to win like that! He won't do it, he won't do it, he won't do it! Oh thank the lord! And now he's down. Lord, how do we have like no reinforcements. Pugh's probably high as hell by now, and really no one else has bothered to show any interest in helping OCW or saving their ..... nevermind, I'm wrong, Pugh isn't high, and he and Tyro are here to help out. Thank the lord! I'm surprised Tibby can stand with as much blood as he must have lost...... he's going to be losing even more, look at the torque Dims has on that damn hold. Stop kicking Pato and Suda and help the champ! Tibby seriously broke that hold? I can't believe it! Look at Pugh being a bea.... dead man! Everyone's taunting while Paul Pugh lays flattened on the cement. Such nice friends xD. Fantastic show everyone, a very energetic ending. It was very exciting, I'm excited for these Team OCW vs LOTUS matches next week.

Ok, I just finished Summercide, lets jump immediately into Riot. Kind of like watching a television series on Netflix, can't stop won't stop! Cody's Comments Tiffany comes out and they scream for Nate. How demeaning, they have no respect for Tiffany and her own accomplishments separate from her husband! My guess for this surprise induction is either tibby or Aries. The Fire! The Fire! I've listened to this song like 20 times while walking from my apartment to class and trying to figure out what content I was going to put forth for Riot this week. Sometimes I feel stupid because I find I kind of walk with the beat of the song, and people don't know what I'm listening to, so I probably look like a mook. God, I hate when people bring babies to wrestling shows. It gets so loud in the arena that the babies never fail to cry during the best parts of the show. That bad joke was too stupid to be funny even in the slightest, at least some bad jokes can be humorous, but that one is a mood killer. We should have just ended the show in shame after that joke. Has anyone ever told anyone "I hate how much effort you put forth?" Probably not, or at least not often in history. This was just Tibby finding a way to compliment himself xD. I would too if I had been wearing that strap for this long. I don't quite think that saying "I'll fight LOTUS" is the same thing as saying "I'll let LOTUS kill me." Good try though Suda. Jesus christ, all we need is for another person to interupt the champion. Oh great Parker. Now LOTUS knows that they just need to stay together for a year and your contract is void. And you just technically said, that lets say LOTUS somehow wins the belt from Tibby, you wouldn't cash your FI in as long as they were there to be dealt with. So you wouldn't even cash in on them. You're lucky we're not in a world where your held to exactly what you say. You're dealing with the devil here in Matsuda, and the devil has always been known for twisting things into their literal meanings for his own personal gain. And this tangent I just got onto has gone on for too long, I apologize. Where did that belt come from? Parker's a jack ass, AND ALL CONTINUITY HAS GONE OUT THE GOD DAMN WINDOW! I lack ALOT of class and I just call it a murse. Damn, Dupree took that Truth Siren like a champ if he made it back to the boss' office that quickly. We took a commercial break, that must have been it. I have absolutely no idea what a codger is, and I do not plan on doing any research on it. Wait what? He just slapped JCS..... he's gonna get fuuuuuuuuucked. I probably wouldn't have gotten the "can I call you sir" line if I hadn't finished watching summercide a little under 20 minutes ago, but know it was appreciated. I'm on the same page as Tiffany over here, I was like, "oh fuck, now he's going to nuke the building!" xD. Safe, pissed, and sound. What a description. Oh thank god for Dimsmore! He may have just gone face again right here. I don't think I got the point of this segment, other than Arnaud has business with The Rising Sons. I'm really not sure there is any point other than that... I don't see a resemblance between Trance/Jake and Parker/Aries. Unless you all are saying that I did an almost identical backstage sequence, in which case I apologize, I didn't realize it. HAAAAAAA Censor jokes xD. Spider comes out and assumes that the average OCW fan has the memory of an ant. I'm actually amazed that Spider can remember his own last name and doesn't accidentally change it week to week xD. Oh shit, it's a hardcore title match now? K.D. just started his reign, but Pugh has to be seeking a win after not winning either of his matches at Summercide, so I expect this one to be a good one. Wait, you're giving Pugh the Ric Flair stipulation? He's only in his 20's, this is some bullshit! And the match starts, Pugh appears relatively unphased by this news of his career being in jepordy and his match being a title match. And K.D. has no entrance, fantastic xD. That body slam by K.D. looked damaging as all hell. The drop toe hold onto the chair by Pugh was a great move for taking down a much larger opponent. At least it looks like the lag has calmed down on this one. Maybe not actually, it looks like it's still spiking up here and there. Like when K.D. powerwhipped Pugh into the corner, or on Pugh's dropkick from the top rope. Though sometimes I'm not sure because it could easily be the video playback. I haven't heard this song in forever, one of the few Green Day songs that I enjoy. Good choice. I love the Pugh line, but running moves can be so hard to hit, as was shown there when K.D. reversed it with a slam. Oh goody! Another no distance, harder reveresing than it is damaging, spear! K.D. nails Pugh with a big ass Black Bomb. Pugh had absolutely no problem kicking out of that though. And now his reversing seems to be picking up. K.D. is still going pretty strong as far as dealing with the pain though, he's not grabbing at anything. Did K.D. just do a low chair drop kick? That is not something you see like ever from men his size. K.D came up with two pretty important reversals there with the table swing and the kick, but Pugh also came up with something huge in that slam reversal. YES! The Pughline! and the elbow. I love it. Now the powerbomb? He can be John Cena easy, he has his four moves of doom down pat. Five if you count the finishers as two and not make them interchangable. Wow, he won with that. Damn, that was a hell of a sequence. It looked like something off of Raw or something, where the match is back and forth, then one guy takes the lead and then the winner gets a big reversal and goes nuts. Poor K.D. his first title in over a year and only a week long reign. But this is huge for Pugh. Oh yes, this is how the new GM of Riot should be acting, top notch class act Spi... Pato too. Fantastic. Oh thank god for editing, or that could have been hilariously bad! I know Pugh must be tired of getting beat down, but I think it's safe to say this week is still a win for him. The similies of Dorien Arnaud are perverse and disgusting! It's Sean McGee!!! That would be a devastating blow to OCW if Dupree was actually working with LOTUS. I'm not quite sure where we'd go from there. Sean seems to think we'd go with him, maybe. Who knows. Van Damm is a beast. You two wish you could boots to bustas like that. For as similar as these two look sometimes, McGee and Arnaud's ring gear is very sharp in contrast to each other. Ouch, Sean just destroyed Arnaud's knee with that irish whip into the steps. The double drop kick spot was kind of cool, even if they collided after very little hang time. McGee is kicking some ass. I like that ankle lock on McGee given his current mind set. He's angry and he's going to break someone's god damn ankle! Both guys are going pretty crazy with their reversals. That always makes a match more entertaining. Nice leg drop from McGee, good to see the game doesn't always keep them from landing. Arnaud lands a pretty sickening codebreaker, but instead of going for a pin he grabs a chair which McGee promptly takes from him and then proceeds to drop him like forhead first on the ground, TWICE! Fucking Twice! And then he's going for a chair. Jesus. That fist drop from the top to the outside looked incredibly painful. Concrete on one side, fist on the other. Wait..... this is a DQ match. You BOTH tried to get DQ'ed at different points in the match? The hell xD? Oh thank god he's not wearing the flip flops and socks. I forgot that the main event was Tibby and Parker vs Pato and Dims (Also known as the only match on the card that doesn't involve K.D. xD), it should be a pretty good match, I'm excited for it. I know Tibby is the champ, but I think he may be underestimating our good ol' boss a tad bit. I'd be expecting something quite large coming my way if I were Tiberius Dupree. Oh, time to see who is the first member of the 2013 hall of fame. Should be interesting. I doubt it's Tibby now, just due to the sheer number of times he's already been on the show. It's Aries Storm (no relation to me, total relation to James Storm). The suit looks nice though. Definitely the most worthy guy left to be inducted. He hears that he's supposed to be inducted and he can't even open the ropes by himself, how lazy! Or maybe his suit doesn't move very well, but then again, he was practically dancing down the ramp, so lazy it is! Great, JCS is already pissed off and now he finds out that Aries didn't listen to him and came back for a Riot appearance anyway. This won't be good.... This may be extremely bad placement for this question, and it probably shows my ignorance of OCW lore, but who is Tiffany's mother anywhere? I'm just wondering after the "After the greatest woman in my life, Birdie turned her back on me?" line. Anyway, back to the dark aura of the segment. "always some ninja trying to ice skate up hill." WIN! It's good to see Dimsmore make a strong return to Riot. The crowd can't help much, no matter how loud, when someone like Dims is going to town on your legs. Wow, Dims stopped before hitting the piledriver? That's not like him... Oh shit, to the steel? Fuck, he's not coming back from that. At least not any time soon. Yuck! And JCS has been blinded white by his hatred for Dupree. This is going to be a very messy situation as we head into the conclusion of this OCW season. It should be quite exciting. Holy shit! This is so awesome. I'm a huge fan of the Parker allusion, the crazed persona of JCS that seems to really have been broken by that slap to the face. Last time I read something like this parking lot scene it was my own unceramonious dismissal from the Riot Arena a year ago. Now he realizes it's Aries and not Dupree? His psyche is so strange. I figured it was broken, but it has something still attatched to reality, and that may make him more dangerous actually, almost more like dealing with a split personality. I'm surprised Patolomai doesn't eat something a little more exotic, something like boar or rhinocerous or something. Lord knows he could kill one with his bare hands. I was wondering when we'd be reintroduced to Dr. Fisk Thompson. I wonder if he and Pato have made any progress on his speech. They definitely made some progress on shortening Thomspon's life span, so I guess that's something. Ok Bloom, you try and explain what a media and fan interaction quota is. I'm sure that will work out perfectly for you, by the way, on a totally unrelated note, you should totally throw me into your will before you approach pato ;). Ok, he can talk. Success! Hostile sounds like a broken record, but I'm used to it by now. Whatever video is after this, it's not even pretending to load for me xD. In lieu of talking about my own match, I'd like to instead insert here a good ol Fuck you Matsuda! This video is creepy as all hell. A very interesting look from this Xenu guy. I'd be pissed too if I were the fans, I don't respond very well to claymation. No good can come of a match that begins with this song xD. Kind of sad Tibby and Dims are starting this one off, I really wanted to use the stupid line "and the two bald men start off the match!" I'm amazed that Tibby can wrap his arms and legs around that big tub of samoan lard. Pato somehow punched through Parker and hit Dims xD. Didn't do much to derail their momentum though as he's now launching Dims dome first into Parker. Parker vs Dimsmore, the battle to be the new Mr. Clean is on! Parker is incredibly dazed after that tornado bomb from Pato, and then a body slam! Good thing Dupree was around, or that may have been it. Pato's not even hurt, he's just getting up from things like he doesn't even give a shit. Come on Parker, fight back, OCW could use this win! The lou thez is a great waay to begin. Truth Siren! but he's not going for the pin, he's going for hte elbow, if you fuck this up..... he pins, Dupree locks Pato up and they get the win. And dupree gets revenge on Parker post match, how fitting. I was actually about to ask if his middle name was in fact Reginald xD. Anything more dangerous than LOTUS is probably somewhere on par with a nuke, and I don't think JCS should have axcess to nuclear plans. Sounds like a bad thing. Oh shit, this chamber could be very exciting. But now I feel stupid because I specifically mentioned winning a title shot in a chamber match on a riot. Should make for a great main event, I'm sure we'll get some star studded cast in it. This was one of the better Riot's we've had since I've come back to OCW. Definitely a great post Cide Riot.

Cody's Comments Would you look at that, I actually know this PPV song. So Parker can hold a cordial conversation with someone under his tutiledge, who knew.? Apparently the majority of people that read my impromptu RP hated that I dropped an F bomb. Get over it. There was a whole mishmash of terrible things happening with this FI getting together. Poor guys, so many different time zones to deal with. Sucks that McGee and Gibbs kind of got jipped, but I'm looking forward to this match none-the-less. I can't tell if this match is laggy or if it's the playback or both, but I'm having a hard time in parts telling what's going on. Pugh was just demolished by Parker and K.D. both raving with chairs. Damn, Tyro made a break for it and actually got a pull or two off of the case. Parker cannot seem to pull Pugh off. Lucky for Pugh he finally got him, because K.D. just shoved the ladder and Tyro right to the floor. Pugh's running clothesline looks so powerful when he actually gets it to connect. Can you still run up the ladder and grab for the case/belt? Cause I've only seen the running elbow drop animation recently. Tyro's going to win this thing! Pugh's busy pughdigreeing K.D. and Parker left the ring for whatever reason. Nevermind, he cant seem to get his hands on it, damn man, that was a hell of a chance. Now K.D. has a hell of a ....... how did Parker get him? I'm actually amazed that K.D. didn't just get this win. That was a terrible ending to a terribly laggy match. Congrats on the win though Parker. I'm not really sure what you'll do with the case. Had I gotten in I was going to try and hold it until Lution. Sean wanted to cash in ASAP. I have no idea what your plan is, should be fun finding out. Mugen's an asshole xD. There's McGee.... Wait to miss your big chance dude. But I'm glad you're here regardless. This is the first knockouts match I've seen in quite some time. Just based on her look I expect Sinn to just be fierce, but it looks like Sophia has a size and power advantage, so I'm not so sure a brawler style is going to be the best game plan here. What a super kick from Sinn. Sinn missed the reversal kick and got beat down for her troubles xD. Sinn really biffed it on that frog splash and now Sophia is taking it to her. Sinn looks like she has this all wrapp.... no Sophia counters with a russian leg sweep and is back in control. But then Sinn pulls another strong super kick and her own twist of the stunner and puts Sophia away. Not a bad match from the ladies. I guess someone in the back gave Sean the wrong travel information, I wonder what he's got up his sleeves, it's usually not something good with him. Prior to this I had absolutely no knowledge of The Steve's history with Iron Man matches. That definitely makes me more excited for this match, as does his YELLING AT MY SCREEN WITH CAPITAL LETTERS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sean, you're the one that showed up late bro xD, no need to yell at the lady. Oh, he was lied to, it's a lotus plot! Oh goody, JCS appears, what a treat... If I were Jay, I wouldn't be so smug, I mean, Parker's the guy that won FI, and I can't see him using it to do anything but stick it right up Jay's ass. Or... maybe not, Sean's foot is apparently going up there first. I'm quite excited for this match I must say (however I'm also very excited about going to sleep later tonight, so let that help you gauge how easily I can be excited, please no dirty puns with that last bit). Romero's so hyped up he doesn't even feel that belt cutting through his abdomen! Jookie does the shining wizard? I feel like I should have noticed that before now. Spoon needs to stop interrupting this match with his exhibition of WWE '12! I wanted to see what Terry's corner sig was god damn it. This match isn't totally one sided, but Romero most definitely has the edge, even more now off of that whisper in the wind like corner springboard. Those punches in the outside corner looked vicious. Romero rolls to the outside and Jookie gets board and moonsaults the ring, I love it! I got to see it! And I'm a better man for it, trust me. Jookie way over taunted and it cost him big time, possibly the win..... Nope, he actually kicked out at 1. Oh my god, this may be Romero's first use of the comeback legally!!! Or, Jookie could reverse it, I mean, that works too. Nice "my belt taunt" xD. A pretty damn decisive win by Romero here, a good showing by Jookie, but Romero won it pretty handidly. Sean's so angry he's going after Djesus. That's probably who told him that the FI was co-maineventing. Long tube socks and sandals.... Tibby needs to hire a fashion consultant. Please, for the love of god, PLEASE, tell me he's not about to compare The Steve to dinosaurs........ I can beat some dinosaur ass, you speak for yourself damn it! Everything that isn't over a million is a fraction of a million (I'm not counting improper fractions). They don't teach math in Canada I take it. Did Tibby actually change the belt he used or does he just call it the Ambition World Title? I wasn't here when he won it so I'm actually curious. Why would we be asking Arnaud anything about McGee? Well, I guess now there's a reason, huh? HE SAID FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Paul Pugh doesn't take "fuck off" kindly. Oh lord. Paul Pugh as GM, that'd be a sight. This is not ok. K.D.'s lucky he got some time to recoup from the earlier ladder match, I'm sure he's still feeling it. K.D.'s using Godsmack? How long has this been going on? Unless it's a special ppv song, since it's live, I don't really know. Very smart by Bedlam to start a match against such a large man by getting a weapon, lord knows he's going to need it. Bedlam leans against the ropes and it hurts K.D.'s foot, awesome. I'm so stupid sometimes. I just about asked where the belt was when they went for the bell, then I remembered this isn't exhibition mode :/. K.D. has already nailed a black bomb, that was pretty damn quick. He trucked Bedlam so hard that the chair Bedlam was holding flew right out of the ring, that's power for you. K.D. learned that full nelson after getting hit with it so many times last week on Riot. Wow! The flap jack reversal to the spear looked fantastic. Another Black Bomb and another kick out. He nailed a spear that had just about no momentum behind it. New champ, I can't say I'm surprised. SEAN WE ALREADY HAVE AN ENTIRE GROUP OF PEOPLE DOING THIS! I don't know about Terry, but when I'm an active participant in a match I'm not really thinking about how quickly the ref is counting the pin falls. Stacy you stupid! Romero was prepared for this interview with a video like this? Ok, bitch paid the ref! Why is Terry laughing? How is he talking while getting his ass beat this badly? he shouldn't have teeth! I want to see Dimsmore come back to Riot, because I miss that belt, and I miss his character. That shoulder block from Tyro looked brutal. Damn, Dims ran right into that flapjack by Tyro. Having Tyro fall on you like that with a top rope Lou Thez, it must suck ASS. This is a hell of a battle though, it's fairly back and forth. That's like the fifth flapjack Kraven has grabbed Dims for xD. Wow, Dims kicked out at 1. We don't see Dims go up to the top rope very often... that's probably why xD. Tyro bounds off the ropes and runs right into Dims only to get Speared, that was a nice spear, about the same distance but 4x the impact of K.D.'s from earlier in the night xD. Tyro hits another finisher, and we see a second kickout by the defending International Champion. Tyro is really working on these legs, I wonder if he has a plan or if this is just supplementary damage. Dims throws a vicious uppercut that sends Kraven over the top rope and to the floor. DAMN! the alley oop bomb into the table was sick! Tyro nails a third finisher, Dimsmore gets a third kickout! Dim's retaliates with a finishing manuever of his own, and a kickout for Tyro just before the 2 count. Tyro grabbed Dims for a hell of a spinebuster. You can't win the title by count out Tyro, what are you thinking dumping him to the outside? Dims can barely stand on his own two feet, this doesn't bode well for his ability to finish this match with a W. Wow Dims narrowly, NARROWLY, escaped. I can't help but like the ending just a little less given all of the kickouts Dims made and the submission ending when Tyro had the advantage for the vast majority of the end of the match. But that's what being champion is all about I suppose, pulling W's out of tough spots. For some reason, this video that I presume is Sean jumping another person, isn't playing for me, so I'll try it again tomorrow because I'm beat and my Tuesday/Thursday class schedule sucks ASS! I read this sentence too quickly, I didn't even get to believe Aries was coming out before I read that it was JCS xD. I don't think it's dying, I think at this point it's fairly useless. It's just been two guys doing all of the work right now, and those two guys are doing fantastic work, but one of them doesn't wrestle, and the other can't talk much. But hopefully Suda and Dims show up soon, because this group of guys could do fantastic things. They just better make sure not to mess with me ;). LOTUS Law can say pretty much whatever you want it to Suda, you all invented it. Fact is, it still doesn't matter. The God of Hardcore? You'll have to excuse me if I don't believe you're that awesome. What is this bullshit..... Parker is already hurt from FI I'm sure, but Suda still needed the cheap tactics. The playback for this match is lagging like a bitch, I'm not sure if it's my computer or if it's the match. Parker is kind of kicking Matsuda's ass. Parker just got hit with his own sig, how does that feel buddy? Can't feel good. Oh lord, the Pepperton Sleeper. Parker managed to wiggle free and then comes back at Suda like he got a second wind with a nice lou thez. Not often people light a table on fire outside of the ring. Oh lord, The Suda's elbow xD. Parker just cannot catch a god damn break. Parker tapped out, but this video has another forever long.... wait, this is a three stages of hell or something? Am I the only person that didn't know this? I mean I pay a lot of attention to the shows, so I have a hard time believing that I just missed this detail, but I suppose it's possible. The double arm on the chair was nice. Suda just kicked Parker face first into the table xD. Oh good, more interference. Ok, Parker should not get a point for someone else putting Suda through a table. It's the same concept as you don't get a point for your opponent putting themself through the table. This logic is flawed. I'm amazed that Suda won this, thus far, this is upset of the night to me, because Parker had been kicking Suda's ass pretty convincingly. They kidnapped Birdie and robbed her? Or maybe she just left her wallet on her desk, I mean if JCS is your financial backer there's really no reason to steal from Birdie. Thank you for objectifying one of the women labeled as my superiors. Though I guess I always objectified Stephanie McMahon, she's sexy! What a terrible man xD, who would talk to this man? I know desparate times call for desparate measures, but god damn! Birdie driving a big rig would be a terrifying sight. Two of my roomates have phobias concerning girls driving large trucks, so I can only imagine what the image would do to them. I totally forgot that Pugh can become GM by winning this. That would be pretty important in stemming the tide against LOTUS. Does Spider not have theme music in general? As soon as Pugh steps on onto the stage, I get a notification saying he's signed on to AIM, it's completely irrelevant, but I found it funny. Wasn't Spider's last ppv match that cage match with Jook? The man's going to become an expert in them if he keeps competeing in them with this frequency. Both men have already hit the nasty high side head kick. Damn, Pugh went 3/4 the distance of the ring with that springboard moonsault. I have no idea what this song is, but I like it. Oh shit, Spider hit the Pugh-elbow on Pugh, es no bueno. Pugh climbs the cage and Spider decides the best thing to do is to take the turnbuckle pad off xD. What a nasty superplex. It was so strong it apparently shook the door open and now Spider may actually make it out. This is the longest cage crawling scene I've ever seen xD, but to be fair those bars usually lag online. Pugh manages to catch Spider and nails him with a T-Bone Pughbow combination sequence. I don't understand why hit detection despises the leg drop. That arial move was crazy. :(, Spider is still GM, damn it, could have been a big win for OCW. Wait, they arrested McGee? This is some shitty double standard? LOTUS can do it but he can't? Is it because he's black?! He's gonna kick Parker's ass. A pretty nice recap on the main event for the night. He's wearing purple. I instantly like it. Why is the champ coming out first? This is blatant disrespect OCW! You two have 15 minutes, and a ton of bad blood, and instead of tearing out of the corners trying to tear each others heads off, you taunt? That may actually be the smart decision, conserving energy, but I'd be ready to go right at the sound of the bell. Why does that knee drop have to hit to the chest :(. Wow, the two were dead even on the lock up, not often that you see that happen. The Steve hits a sickening Shining Wizard on Tibby, but only manages a two count. God Damn! The Steve's sequence of kicks from the kick combo into the enziguiri, ending with the low stomach kick looked damn painful. Wow, they tied up in yet another A-Game. Tibby's calling for the slam! Steve manages a kickout at 2, I kind of thought he'd go down. He comes back huge with The Steve, but Tibby kicks out fairly early in the count. The Steve hits another "The Steve" And confirms suspicions that you can kickout after a three. He actually scored the first pinfall, if this wasn't an Iron man we would have seen a new champ, sucks for Steve that this wasn't the first match they had in this series xD. He nails another big slam and gets a three count of his own. That advantage by The Steve didn't last very long. Now they have 3.5 minutes to score another pinfall, and with Steve locking in these German suplexes, another pinfall may not be far off. Tibby finally lands one of those springboards he's been trying for. Wow, The Steve nails "The Steve" from the top rope, and even with everything he's been hit with thus far, Tiberius managers to kick out and keep it going. The Steve still has time for another fall though, and he's calling fo. nay, hitting another "The Steve" and another kickout by the defending champion. I dont think The Steve will have enough time to try for another fall. Tibby does though with a nice spinebuster. Sudden Death! Good, I'm glad we didn't get some B.S. no contest ending. I would have been thoroughly upset. Tibby's going high risk with a spider german suplex. He misses the elbow, but still seems to have some momentum on his side. So much momentum that he's comfortable pausing the game! The Steve I think is the only other man I've seen use the Haas of Pain in OCW. I love that move. The Steve is nailing the german suplexes. This one may be over right here. No fucking way. "The Steve" It's over, it has to be. He's even using the ropes. Tibby just BARLEY kicks out. That's ridiculous. Wow, that spinning backfist cost The Steve the match. Great match guys! It was pretty cool that it just happened to go to sudden death. No... you can't call him Tibby. I really liked this segment from LOTUS. The two forces finally have that show ending stare off. It's just so strange to see Tibby, Daniel if you will, being encased by the predators. I think he will end up walking out of this one in the morning, but most likely not unscathed. A pretty good Summercide, definitely a good one for McGee, Vega as a whole, Parker, K.D, LOTUS, The Steve (performance wise), and Tibby. Though I'm still very let down by myself and my involvement in this show, it was a good show none-the-less.I'm sorry my discussion involvement has taken so long, I have no good excuse except pure laziness and FOOTBALL! On to Riot!

I don't see us getting to page 2 in a reasonable amount of time for a review of this Riot to still be relevant (some may say I'm too late even now for this to be relevant) so I'm going to just go ahead and throw this up here. Cody's Comments I can never get over what a quality intro we have to start every show, it's pretty fucking awesome. K.D. is fucking PISSED! But Arnaud is here, that's a good thing..... I guess? Arnaud is going to pay the A-Team to throw the match, I can feel it. wait, no, that can't be the case, they were paid to take him out so one order would cancel the other... JCS would want his money back... excuse my stupidity. I totally forgot the rest of C.O.D.E. existed. It's just a night of returns thus far. Wait, Kid is going to be here too? Holy shit xD! I do tend to talk alot :/. I'm listening to Good Charlotte, old Good Charlotte, this makes me very happy! I lost this album so long ago, I need to rebuy it. Thus far, these two are doing a fantastic job of displaying the different pacing of the Ex division. I know everyone is all about backing up and giving each other room, and that's greatm but the Ex division should be fast as hell and on your ass. Moor GC, you're like my favorite person right now Parker. Parker biffed it big time going for that wheelbarrow bulldog xD. Justice just pushed him on his ass. Totally jumped albums on me here at the end. I thought for sure after getting out of the Tiger Bomb that Vicious was going to take this one. Great match though guys. You are a shitty, shitty mentor Parker. You heard it here guys, the Code one is pretty good ;). Dude, I just finally watched this movie for the first time this past weekend. I want that god damn belt Dupree......... At least you didn't get yourself taking out of commission like Pugh did :/. I guess that's some sort of a win. Speaking of Pugh, here comes the man himself. He makes a lot of sense whether the fans feel like acknowledging it or not. Tibby is getting a bit repative, but he's being repitive in different ways, which sounds retarded to say xD. He's not boring, he's just a broken record. But when no one is listening, when no one else is really helping out against LOTUS, what can he really do but come out and say, "I'm going to stop at nothing to beat you and keep this belt even if it's by my self," every week? An image to behold, a future number one contender and the man that may get cashed in on standing, actually fighting, back to back against LOTUS. Pugh's speeches here were very good, I hope The Steve can keep the trend going, because Dupree and Pugh have already written one of my favorite segments of the year here. With Pugh's history I guess The Steve has a point, it could be a false sense of security Pugh's creating here. Without a doubt that was one of my favorite segments of the year thus far. Good job to you three. The Ateam had no entrance, they just appeared. I forgot until just now the stipulations for this match, this is going to be fucking awful for K.D. (I can say fucking here all I want, go fucking fuck yourself you fucking fucks!). He's already putting in more offense than I expected, but here the A-Team begins their double teaming, Mez wraps K.D. up as Gibbs just starts laying into him with those huge hands of his across the chest. The polish hammer by Mez into the ab stomp by Gibbs looked very fluid. The A-Team slammed K.D. down like he was a sack of feathers. Definitely not a good sign for K.D. that about half way in to this match Mez is still getting up like he hasn't been touched. I'm surprised K.D. was able to get back in the ring before 10 after that powerbomb from Gibbs. Wow, K.D. has found a surge of power all of a sudden after almost losing. The Black Bomb is a bomb that no one can stop! But Gibbs can match it xD. I cannot believe that K.D.'s sub bar was only in the middle right there.... It was a finisher, that doesn't make a ton of sense to me considering how much damage he had taken. Would have been a total dick move to end it off of that on him when he couldn't end it off of the black rack on you guys though. Nice miss on the boot by Murdock. Top notch. God Damn Gibbs, I think he's dead dude, I'm pretty sure he's dea.... ok I guess Mez decided he wasn't, that's fine. He kicked out of all of that? Jesus. The top rope Five Knuckle was pretty great Gibbs. Do you have your own name for that? Z was a good idea in the mind of a 14 year old, why bother changing it now? This is probably a healthy habit Spider. Summerfest xD. You know Spider is damn focused, he just destroyed a man It notes that Terry is a champion, but to my knowledge this ladder match is nothing more than FI practice for McGee/ a teaser for the fans (that's me). I'm really surprised that Romero has a sig already in this match, Sean must have one as well then. I cannot believe that Romero missed a drop kick like that with Sean just standing there dazed xD. Wow, I did not see that finisher coming from Sean. Looked very nice, not so much the case with the roll out afterwards though, but I guess it was hit pre-damage. That arm whip into the ladder was gnarly. Another biff with the low turnbuckle chair dropkick xD. Ok, but that made up for it and more, that ladder run drop kick from one side of the ring to the other apron was so sweet! Sean should have gone for the case as Romero was preoccupied with setting up whatever the hell he was setting up. He did not, DID NOT, just code break him from the inside of the ring to the outside...... That was disgusting. And he gets back up and stops Sean, WHAT?!!!? and now JCS is stopping the match, wow, what the hell xD. That was a hell of a match though guys. Good job. Nice to see Jook in the building again, this match is definitely one I'm excited to watch at Summercide. "This is a dream match..depending on who you ask." What a bode of confidence in these two xD. It's a dream match for me God Damn it! With the war of words exchanged by these two earlier, I did not expect taunts to start off. I expected... well yeah, some of those bitch slaps from The Steve. Both of these guys are on the ball with blocking incoming strikes. RyPugh just eats that brainbuster like it was nothing! That was a fantastic famasser by The Steve. I totally forgot this was a no dq match xD. That fan refused to give Pugh his drink, he must be a Tibby fan paying Pugh back for his earlier comments. Lord knows he can't be a fan of The Steve. Pugh with a crazy looking intercept kick to The Steve's dome, he just straight laid him out. I think one of the things that sets Pugh's wrestling matches apart from a lot of others is that he puts people in submissions and then doesn't stop it right before they get out. It definitely looks nice, I'm surprised he does it since it puts him in bad situations, such as getting hit with The Steve, but I think that says something about him. I love it THQ. Pugh gets a reversal on The Steve when he comes off the ropes, but The Steve is able to react first xD, seems right... If I had to guess right now who was going to win this match, and we're not far from the end, I wouldn't be able to tell you, and I love that. Though it may end right here with a top rope The Ste.... nope, the match continues. Pughdigree on the outside, ouch! Pugh is just dodging these chair shots like he's seeing them with the force or some shit. The Steve counters out! he hits The Steve and leverages himself with the ropes, it's over! Great match guys. I'm probably not going to write very much for this fatal four way because it's a fatal four way and if I take my sight away from the match to type I'll miss important things (now I'm pretty good at typing without looking where I'm typing, but my mind tends to be consumed by what I'm saying so I still get distracted just the same). Stereo Lou Thez Presses, nice spot. That running shoulder block from Tyro to Pato looked so painful, he just charged him, didn't even look back. By the way, unless Pato like pushes one of the walls of the cage over, I don't see him winning this match. I can't even see him getting three feet off of the air on that cage, no way it will hold him. What a terrible THQ style ending xD. But nice that the match wasn't an hour long, so I suppose that's good. It's definitely a great win for Tyro heading into his match for the International title against Mr. Dimsmore. Definitely a great Riot for wrestling content, and I loved that three way spat between Tibby, Pugh, and The Steve.

Sorry guys, I thought we were PG-13.... I still have to watch 'Cide, I haven't even managed to finish Riot. I got attacked by Guild Wars 2 coming out earlier than I had thought and I just kind of pushed everything else aside. Let it be known though, that I'm very unhappy with my contribution to the PPV and I apologize for it. Also, Jake did not flake, Florida got hit with a hurricane/terrible rain that took out his internet. It was a nice attempt to vilify the man though, top notch.

Cody's Comments People c'mon, it's Riot Time! (Why is this not our theme song? ) The recent turn of events being LOTUS' total abscense last week? It made me smile too :). Man, Birdie got Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugly! Ok, I'm actually laughing at this, this is hilarious! "You don't cheer at sanctions!" Fuck you, yes we do (it even rhymes)! This doesn't look like it's going to end well. I'm excited though, because we haven't had a cliffhanger Riot in a while. Thank you for breaking that up Jay, it looks much better like that, but it's not something I ever do myself for some reason. My teachers get angry at me continually for it. Sean McGee is an asshole, everyone cares about my job! Oh God, I forgot to mute the game audio.... I apologize folks. Spider's dress is always amusing. Based on the comments I've already heard about Phoenix vs Parker I'm going to watch this full screen as I don't want to know when it's about to end. So I'll comment on this one after the fact and not while watching it. Parker had that vault by Phoenix in the early goings of the match scouted beautifully and Phoenix just hit the mat instead of connecting. The match was pretty dead even until Phoenix rolled out of the ring after that stunner and Parker went rage mode on him. The ending was nicely done, the FI match adds another super star. Lord, I didn't see the word "former" at first xD. God, you really shot this place to hell man, I figured once you bought you were going to screw with his cars, but leave your new property in tact. I was DAMN wrong! I've never really thought about what kinds of ramifications OCW must suffer due to having such miscreants as the Tag Team Champions. Don't worry Jay, The Stormz will take care of that for you ;). I have less than no idea who Melky Cabrera is, but he must be jacked if he's doing OG Yoga. Trance got what he paid for no doubt, but you'd be lucky if you could find the man to ask him, he hasn't come back around these parts since cause he knows what we'd do to him! But you want into the FI, you're going to have to go through Jake, so good fucking luck! "We pan backstage, because that's where we always pan" - Lol. That is what Dupree needs to do, is to get the hell away from The Steve and go take on LOTUS. You better untuck that shit, you think you're making a fashion statement or some shit? This interaction, coupled with the card for next week, feels like real heat. I like it when things feel real, makes it seem less predictable and it's definitely more entertaining. "The Cody Storm's brother" While this probably just means that Scaggs doesn't know Jakes name, I'm going to take it as a sign of respect. I'm THE Cody Storm! I'm a little curious as to where the entrance came from here. Jake had mentioned never having it taped xD. It just magically appeared, good for you all. I like Jake's tights more than I usually do (I hate everyone currently thinking to themselves how "bad" mine always look). No tag title for Gibbs? I guess he left it in the back with Mez. Or maybe it's been vandalized like fucking everything else nice he owns!? We cannot have this thug in possession of such an OCW nicitie! I have not heard Gold-digger in forever. You two are really going at these chain reversals over here. This match is a mugging. I feel terrible for Jake. They need that Ken Kennedy corner boot back so that we don't have to do the running ourselves, plus the impact of it looked about 1000x better. As time passes I'm more and more upset I'm not in this FI match. It's stacking up to be an amazing match. Thank god you don't make a soup with Spider, that would be canabilism. I suppose if you all really beat the shit out of Spider we'll only have Birdie as GM for a while, and that could prove to be very benificial for us non-LOTUS guys. I'm so excited to have a new tag team, the division is pretty thin right now, but the more guys that are there the better those championships look. Street Strong Style, Japanese Strong Style, someone needs to use the weak style, shake things up. Your opponents won't see it coming! It already is ugly Mugen, that's why you two have to wear the masks! I'm really not liking where this whole thing with Our Hero is going. If he's had it planned for a year now, things may not be looking as rosey for OCW as we all seem to think. This terrible bitch of a receptionist checking your facebook instead of doing your damn job! I love married with children! That is a terrifying face you have there Jook. Jookie vs Tyro starts and we quickly see Smythes finisher! It's always around even if he isn't god damn it! We see it again just as I'm done typing that sentence xD. Marely cocky walking into the running corner boot was pretty funny. That match was a beat down, enough of one that Tyro was dusting his hands off at the end instead of feeling lucky he won. Another big guy into the FI, K.D. Gibbs, and now Tyro. Pugh and Sean are going to have to deal with some giants. I figure Parker's about in the middle of the weight differences so he'll probably be just fine. Nobody?! NOOOOOOOOOO. You cannot hire the A-Team, that's not fair! Holy shit, I didn't think it was going to actually happen. I read through this assuming nothing bad was going to happen. Now LOTUS has an in in the FI match... or wait, ok this is a one week thing. A take K.D. out thing. I still don't like it, my respect for the A-Team just TANKED! Or.... not just a Dangelo thing. A birdie thing maybe? It's capitalized, the "B" that we caught a glimpse of, and I can't think of anyone else who's name starts with B. Not off the top of my head at least... This could be very, very bad. This match is bound to be a mugging of Spider. The first tag team move of the match is against Pugh, are you shitting me? Dupree is a dirty dirty traitor! Had that springboard elbow connected for Spider he would have looked like a total bad ass. Pugh, are you just going to let him do your elbow drop like that?! The nice double suplex right into Pugh's pushups and it sets up a springboard for Tibby. That's the kind of unity the rest of hte locker room is looking for! Um........... cooking with Kane, alright xD. Dupree just dodged two different spring board attacks, kudos to you sir. So many submissions! Wow Dupree found a way out of the Ego Plata! Wow, a great elbow drop from Dupree just to get sat on by an airborn Pugh xD. Spider has laid both men out and he is repeatedly whipping Dupree into the invisible barrier. Pugh is stealing the dragon slayer, but Dupree is quickly out of it, not the best ring position to be pulling that move off in I suppose. WOW! Spider jumps over a thrown Pugh and nails Tibby with a rana and then comes back to shove his knees in Pugh's face. What a sequence! I have never seen this commercial, I really wish I could still say that that was true :/. Notice everytime we come back from commercial Pugh is hitting a finisher. Now, some may call it selective editing, I say what's really happening is the OCW camera crew are trying to hold Pugh down, so all of his dominance is during the commercials and they just don't have a long enough commercial to keep it all off television. Tibby must hate that damn strong kick to the head by now. Great reversal by Pugh, he wants the Pughdigree on Spider. WOW! They have finally teamed up and are straight beating LOTUS ass! Fantastic ending guys, a fairly balanced match on all sides too. I'm a little scared to click this finale. For good reason to. That was disgusting. We have pathetic Tag Team Champions and an maniacal boss who needs to be removed from duty. Pugh's probably not going to make it to Riot after that nasty chair shot, and Spider thinks he's the GM of RAW so I'd be surprised if he showed up to the right arena either. This Riot definitely shook things up, and with only one week left until Summercide, it may be too late to put everything back the way it was...

Definitely a great Riot

You're right Parker, you didn't do a wake up taunt and lose it, you did TWO xD. You did the Doink taunt twice and kept backing off of him each time you did it, but the entire time your finisher was blinking away.

Yeah, they threw that in as a percaution against cheesy, online, ranked, assholes. But what happened to me still doesn't make sense to me. I didn't think wake up taunts gave you any momentum build up, but apparently I was wrong :/.

Cody's Comments Being live from GB Wisconsin just sounds like it's going to turn out badly xD. Did Dupree really have his vest tucked into his trunks? That just sounds uncomfortable. One thing I've noticed in K.D. RP's and I've never asked about until now, why do you put a space between words and the following punctuation? Do we have ninjas in OCW? Is this for real? Black should be fired for not getting the scoop on this. And the camera man too for dropping the camera. Dupree and Chuck were standing near the locker rooms and didn't see these mysterious bus drivers either? Lord, fire them too, and give me the belt while you're at it! No but really, poor make a wish kid :/. You can accomplish anything if you're chewing a stick of gum Tibby, turning it down was a bad move. The plan is to cut off all circulation to Tibby's legs so that he has an excuse for not confronting The Steve. I'm on to you! Chuck and Tibby are ALWAYS on the same page, they meant for chuck to go blind during this mission, it adds to the difficulty, and gives them a decent reason for being in The Steve's locker room, "Chuck blindly walked in." These clowns deserve whatever Mez is going to dish out to them, I mean lets be honest, they fucked with the men's funions. I love that backbreaker, and because I love it I'm 67% sure it will not be around in WWE '13. Mez Murdock has stolen my moveset.... This is an asswhipping, it's almost not even fun to watch. But the Offspring make it fun to watch, so kudos on the soundtrack. Freek narrowly saved himself from a sickening chokeslam on the steps there. Freek's looking like he may be able to mount a comeback here. Or not, I mean, that works too. What a long ass role pla.... oh, it's mine..... well xD. I don't usually comment on my own work, but I do have a few things to say here: 1. I apologise I did not realize that Jake v Gibbs was not going to be done so I did not take it out of my role play xD. 2. I meant everything I said in this role play, and I want this win. Not for the title shot, but for the chance to prove that given the exact same circumstances, I'm not going anywhere again. I have to pause the video and skip the entrances on this one :/. In the meantime I've turned on the television, it's got Doctor Who on and I'm not a massive fan of the show, but it's pretty good. But my real gripe is about almond joy commercials. Just because a coconut tree sprouts up, does not mean life is instantly better. What false advertising! The audio for this makes me want to shoot myself in the face. WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS AUDIO?! This match is a short one, the entrances are over and we're a third of the way done already. The rumors of Latief getting off one enziguiri are already false. Good job OCW, you can't even spoil a match for me correctly. K.D. looks terrible doing that spinebuster reversal DDT xD. You drop a big ass splash on a man, and then pin after the standing leg drop? Your sense of what causes pain is a little off Mr. Dangelo. K.D. murdered Latief, it makes me smile. The tell of a K.D. RP, the punctuation. That and the word dummies. Looking at this boots to bustas video, I can't help but imagine Norris must have done a good bit of damage to his waist with all the glass around him. Ouch. Not even the Ex title belt can stop Terry Romero from displaying his abs! See, this is how you turn abscense into awesomeness, nice job Vega. This janitor looks like Jonathan Coachman from here. Terry is trying ot get from Greenbay Wisconsin to Connecticut before Marley finds Enrique, impossible! You changed Steve's "supplements" with oregano? Poke the fucking bear why don't you. God damn, I didn't realize The Steve was this heavily into drugs, we should probably have some kind of system in place for this right? I mean.... right?! I don't want to get into the ring with someone on Speed, the man may kill me or something. It just says match, I honestly wasn't sure what I was about to watch. So to get this, son of god poser, Dejesus, angers me greatly! BEAT HIS ASS MCGEE! There can be only one highlander! This is definitely the right theme music for McGee, you're right. K.D. just pops up :O. Lol, Smythe's finisher. It's like the one move Dejesus has gotten in on McGee. Tonight is just filled with beat downs. Busted knee caps from the stairs. That wakeup taunt is always awesome. Did he just hit him with two finishers in a row, you did him dirty Sean... It's not over? Ok, K.D's blackbombing Djesus, I understand, he was an ass to you. McGee too huh? damn xD. Are you shitting me? Marley must be the worst hide and seek player of all time if Romero made it to the hospital before Marley found Enrique. I can only imagine what The Steve is about to say/do. He's sober for the first time since he was six months old for christ's sake! That was some fantastic camera work sir. Why does Poling just think it was those two men was saw earlier? K.D. just beat the shit out of two men not like 20 minutes ago, it could easily have been one of them. If Romero can get to CT. that quickly, I'm sure Dejesus can use his smoke and mirrors scheme to blow up a car. this looks like a video for shark week. It's Bioshock :D. I'm pretty psyched for this game I can't lie. It is coming soon :D, but not soon enough, like next year :/. I didn't realize you debuted at Summercide Pugh. Don't worry, it's just coincidence, I'm going to outwrestle you just like I said ;)! We got the main event spot? I think we probably deserved it given that everything else was a beat down and ours was just a fantastic match, in my opinion at least. It was definitely the best match I've had since coming back to OCW. I'm still convinced that had THQ not taken my finisher away like that half way through the match, this could have been a totally different story, but it really doesn't matter. I loved the match either way. I have a few things to say about Pugh winning, but I think they'd probably make for a better role play than they would comments. It was a pretty good Riot given half of the content falling through. Vega put in some serious work, as did the combination of the former Divinity, and Tibby and The Steve.

That's what it is, he's so over he doesn't need oxygen and he's just down there preaching to the little schools of fish and taunting us with our hopes and dreams of a sudaless world only to obliterate them next Riot.

Perhaps I'm allowing my skin to be a little too thin here, but this one stung just a little bit, and I'd like a little bit of an explanation. Upon reading it a second time, I realized you said this about yourself as well, but that actually doesn't make me feel any better, it just makes me question why you don't think you're worthy of a title shot.