Illuminati

Normally I wouldn't care, but Pratt is notorious for making shit tier heavyweight move sets. If I still see flippy shit, I'm flipping my shit!

Alright... to pick up on Lution discussion, how about some questions. Feel free to answer or not answer whatever you want. No wrong answers! 1. How bout that FI match? I heard that it was a nightmare to get done, and it took about 3 hours to get that match and obviously the one person who wasn't allowed to win won, which had repercussions. But what do you think of the situation? Do you think DJACK should have been allowed to win? Or would you have preferred that guys who aren't shit pulling double duty and participating in the FI so we could have had a legitimate winner? Should we have another FI at another PPV? 2. Does anyone care about hostile coming back and growing 3 inches in 6 months? Do you think his voice got deeper in that time? Is anybody else tired of people who try to come back at Lution and will more likely than not fizzle out only to return at next Lution? That last one doesn't only apply to Hostile, seeing as its not just him. 3. Does Aaron Walker deserve an Ex Title shot in my newly invigorated Ex Division? Are you excited about the Ex Division in the future? Seriously, this one effects me too... 4. Who wore it better, Pugh or Spider? 5. How bout dat strong style match? Thought it was a pretty accurate representation of Japanese matches. Would have liked to see more variation in the reactions, but it was such a clean match, great build great length. It really should be the standard for singles matches in my opinion, at least in knowing when a match should end. 6. Where did chocolate surprise get a reffing license? I'm expecting a swerve come Riot, but until then loldupreewins 7. All or nothing match was undeniably awesome. How did you like the ending? Not the finish but the post match business? I enjoyed it, though I almost would have preferred that Leon got one last LKO before riding off into the sunset on his hall of fame career. But what did everyone think of all or nothing? Was it done right? What would you have preferred? Are you going to miss Leon? 8. Main event: Would it have been better if Jay was not involved? Or do you think its setting up for something more? I for one think the ladder, Jay is to smart/not that big headed to put himself in the main event without reason. I expect changes in the future, and I think we've already begun to see them. Feel free to contribute questions of your own, but this is how you discuss!

At least I don't need to make up belts to bring them to the ring. If you think you're a bad enough dude bring it on and I'll take your fake belt too.

If you're reading Jay, Jacket vs Jacket match at Lution 8 BOOK IT

It was my Jacket first fool Roses are Red Violets are Blue You just mad cause I'm STYLIN on you

Well fuck youtube, the first time they decide to block Unleashed its the pre-lution one. SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

Dear Johnny Curtis, Jookie is busy right now. He's not listening to anything you're saying. Love, Spider~

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Oh really?

Yes

Taken from the police reports from the city hosting Ambition last week: An attendee of the Ambition Wrestling was arrested for assault on Ambition Professional Wrestler [OMITTED] aka Sampson Paradise. The Online Championship Wrestling legal team is seeking to charge the man to the fullest extent of the law. http://i54.tinypic.com/72bzg0.png

A camera pans into an elegant looking sitting area, the walls are made up of mahogany shelves lined with leather bound books, with the focal point of the room being a massive and ornate marble fire place, a fire burning at its center. In front of the fire place is a circular hand woven oriental rug on top of which was a a large red velvet arm chair, above which hung a chandelier made of ivory. Sitting in the chair was Illuminati, wearing black pants, red slippers, a red robe, a white silk ascot, and a fez as well as his mask, this one bearing gold designs over which was a pair of elegant reading glasses. At first Illuminati didn't notice the camera, as he read from a book, after a few moments he looked up, placing the book down on a wooden stand behind the chair. Illuminati: Ahh, I didn't notice you there... One moment if you will, Illuminati proceeded to remove the reading glasses from his face and placed them, gingerly, on top of the book. He continued, Illuminati: You see I have invited this camera man to my home in order to give a brief summation as to what will be happening this Sunday on the grandest stage of OCW. Illuminati: For weeks The Lotus has done as it has pleased on Ambition whether it be decimating main events in order to send messages to lighting staff members on fire, however we are, how shall I put this... Seeking to expand our horizons. Many of you may ask, what exactly does that mean? Well its quite simple, come this Sunday Lotus will be making some "additions" to our little family in order to place us in a position to dominate OCW like no other group of wrestlers ever has, and after the events that take place on Sunday, I assure OCW those who cannot adapt here in OCW WILL die. The camera stayed on Illuminati for several seconds before it suddenly came crashing to the floor. The camera man could be seen on the ground with several sets of feet stomping down on him, suddenly footsteps could be heard drawing closer and and Illuminati's voice said, Illuminati: You didn't think I'd let you leave my home with the knowledge of its whereabouts did you? As he finished the camera man could be seen being dragged away as Illuminati picked up the camera, pointing it to the eye on his mask he whispered. Illuminati: You are the resistance.

Stacy Clark is sitting in the lavishly designed Lotus locker room, room has been furnished with the finest of oriental furniture and rugs along with several statues of Japanese warriors and dragons as well as several Samoan tribal totems, and masks hung upon the wall. across from her are Mr. Yamaguchi and Illuminati, sporting a black fitted Armani Suit contrasting the ominous mask he was wearing despite the casual setting. Stacy Clark: Hello, this is Stacy Clark, and tonight I'm going to bring all you OCW fans the inside scoop on the new stable that has manifested on Ambition, Lotus. With me now are Mr. Yamaguchi and Illuminati. Now you know I have to ask Illuminati, where exactly did you come from and how do you fit into this new group. Illuminati: Well you see Stacy, it is alright if I call you Stacy, yes? Anyways, What Mr. Yamaguchi and I know as illuminated men, is that both Matsuda and Patolamai are tremendous athletes and competitors. However, they both lack in the, how can I put this nicely... spoken word department, as it were. That is where I come in, I am the in ring spokesperson for Lotus. Stacy Clark: I understand that, but how exactly did you come to meet with this stable, I mean you have no history in OCW much less with Matsuda and Patolamai. Mr. Yamaguchi: I will answer this one, if that is alright Illuminati-san. (Illuminati nods) Mr. Yamaguchi: As you know, I am quite the savvy businessman and when I got wind of Illuminati-san's debut I knew he would be a perfect addition to Lotus, he is not only capable in ring, but he can handle himself around a mic quite well, so I approached him, what was it only a few days before Ambition? (looking at Illuminati) Illuminati: Yes I believe it was the Friday before. Mr. Yamaguchi: Ah yes, well I offered him the spot and when I told him about Matsuda and Patolamai being in the group he leapt at it. Stacy Clark: Why is that Illuminati? Illuminati: Well as you know Matsuda has developed quite an international following, and the two had a tremendous rivalry recently which boiled over in a fantastic match at Trials and Stipulations. Who wouldn't jump at the opportunity to work with that kind of talent? Stacy Clark: Very true, very true. Well we're coming up on the end of the interview do you have any closing words. Illuminati: Yes, i want to let the fans know that if their unsure of how dominant Lotus is going to be in OCW, watch Ambition this Sunday we all have matches, and we're all looking to put an exclamation point on what took place last week. Stacy Clark: Well there you have it, the scoop on OCW's newest stable, good-night everyone.

Hey Shawn, I've PM'd you a couple times this week and we need to get our match done today because today might be the last day I can do a match. My Gamertag and AIM are both afrit555. I don't know if you can record but I can't so we may need a recorder as well, hope we can do our match tonight.

(Stacy Clark is standing in the Backstage area, holding a mic to her mouth, next to her is Ambition's newest acquisition, a man dressed in a white sweat suit with pink hair, for an exclusive OCW Website interview.) Stacy Clark: Hello everyone, I'm here with... hold on I'm getting word from our Production Crew that we have special footage for our fans watching online, here it is. (The Rookie seems angry that his five minutes of fame has been shown up and storms off.)

{After a tremendous Ladder Match at LIMIT BREAK, a popular Pay Per View event in the National Japanese Wrestling Association (NJWA), featuring The Radiant Pink Spider, Kenji Matsumoto, and Black Tengu, Toshiya Kuriyama, after winning the match Kenji proceeds to the backstage where he is set to make a special announcement video for RISE Puroresu Magazine's Website RISEonline.com. The announcement is being made via an interview with reporter Hitsuo Takeshi, the interview has been dubbed for american fans} .:Kenji Matsumoto walks through the curtains leading to the backstage, removing his mask once he is out of the crowds sight, he quickly makes his way to Hitsuo Takeshi, visibly tired, upon seeing Hitsuo he slicks his hair back and flashes a smile:. TAKESHI: Hello Matsumoto-san, congratulations on your victory tonight. MATSUMOTO: Thank-you so much Takeshi-san, looking sharp by the way. TAKESHI: Well thank-you, but you all know why we're here Matsumoto-san, what's the big announcement? MATSUMOTO: Before I start I want to thank Black Tengu for one of the greatest matches of my career, NJWA for all the opportunities its given me to explode into stardom in the professional wrestling scene, and my mentor Kyo "The Tarantula" Mishima, who really brought me into the business and teaching me all the ropes... TAKESHI: The anticipation is killing us Matsumoto-san, what's the news? MATSUMOTO: (sighs) This is hard for me to say... but I feel I've accomplished everything I can in NJWA, from being NJWA Junior Champion, NJWA Junior Tag Team Champion, NJWA Crown Tag Team Champion, and NJWA Undisputed Champion, and even earning RISE Puroresu Match of the Year last year. So I have decided to leave NJWA and take my talents to the United States. TAKESHI: (gasps) This is so sudden Matsumoto, please excuse my reaction, but was the decision affected in any way by Hide Matsuda's move to the States? MATSUMOTO: HA, as if my decision would be affected by that pitiful excuse of a wrestler. However the prospect of properly putting an end to my feud with that nakagainin(jobber). TAKESHI: For our American Fans, Matusmoto is referring to his year long feud with Hide Matsuda over who would become the heir to Kyo "The Tarantula" Mishima's title of Tarantula, both of them being his most talented students. Although their final match at NJWA's flagship Pay Per View ULTIMATE CIRCUS ended in a No Contest. Which, after being restarted twice, Kyo Mishima himself would come out, retiring the title of "Tarantula" to force his students to end the feud. MATSUMOTO: Well said Takeshi-san, now if you'll excuse me I'm very tired and need to pack for my flight. (looks to the camera and strikes a boxing pose, says in Broken English) I am Radiant Pinku Spida, get ready America.

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