Michael Morrison

Oh, I'll bring it! I mean... I wonder who it could be? O_o

Holy crap.... when did OCW get a ghost referee? EDIT: Man... they could have just played this vid for RIOT and it still would have been a good show. Can't wait for Wrestlution V. Good stuff.

This is like hooker vs girlfriend. I could go straight to the video, or I can add an extra step in order to get the same result.

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold. That's all I got to say 'bout that.

Bloody 'el, good on ya, mate. I hope it's not a one-off scenario, but either way, it's blindingly brill like cracking, mutts nuts. you guys must be cuffed about it. People are going to be legging it for tickets and feeling rather shirty or throw a wobbly, if they can't snag a pair. If there are allot of tottys, I wager most blokes would be willing to splash out after looking left, right n' centre and coming up short. Well, listen to me, I'm starting to waffle, so let me put paid to this post by saying nice one and best of British to ya.

I'm such a dumbass: when ever I have my headset on, I tend to leave one ear uncovered so I can hear my wife, or if for some reason, zombies decide to attack my apartment while I'm on the PC, I can hear them slowly sneaking up. Or if their the fast, 28 Day Later zombies, I can hear them screaming. God forbid if there are zombie ninjas. That makes me wonder if anyone ever had a zombie with turrets in a movie? "Rrrrrrrrrrrrr.... brains... cock n' balls, shit licker, titty twister! Rrrrrrrrrr." Anyways, because each voice is split between left and right, I could only hear one voice and thought Lennon was simply talking to himself.

Let me translate for those born in the whitest of white neighborhoods. Money does make the world go 'round. Simply inform me when financial support is needed and I'll gladly donate. I'm more than certain that I have some extra cash that I'd be willing to part with in order to help you, my friend.

You're not fooling us, Dane... I know you killed Parker and took over his account. Nice try, but not good enough. Oh... and RIP, Parker. You will be missed.

I always enjoy "The Desk". Say what you will about Jay, you always know where he stands and what's on his mind because he's very upfront -- something I appreciate in a boss/leader/owner... or what ever you want to label Jay, when referring to OCW. It's true, what he said about OCF, though. I've been going to the site, often and even purchased UFC: Undisputed -- almost went with Fight Night, but I heard you have to use the joysticks now so eh. Anyways, even though there are a shit-ton of fighters on the sight -- or at least, it would seem -- it definitely doesn't have the same feeling of family or community that OCW has. I guess it's still a young site, so maybe people will eventually open up, but to me, it's more for the competitive gamer crowd, as opposed to the casual or creative gamer... so I'm not surprised the members aren't much for convo. However, for those who chose to retire from OCW due to the amount of time it requires to set-up story lines and what not, I think OCF would be a good transition. Jay and Kage did an excellent job with the site and I hope it works out for them.

LAWL! I swear, I miss the craziest shit. So... hell, I don't even know where to start. I've seen some down-right mind boggling shit in my life, but this will now be the basis on which I compare every senseless, idiotic act from this point on. It's freakin' epic. Also, Trips... instant hall of fame in my book. Your comments in the conversation were just cracking me up: a great contrast to the crazy, cloak n' dagger comments made by J.R.

Guy was first class, all the way. WWE could have used his writing skills and metal vault of ideas.

By gawd... Regan just hit Karim with the Pedigree.

(some mood music) [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvKjpGP6P5Y]YouTube - Young Men Dead - The Black Angels[/ame] Turmoil will take place in the great state of Texas – a state which has brought us many things: NASA, the Dallas cheerleaders and Madness... ...and even though the following takes place, two days prior, the Texas inspired moral remains the same: Use the right weapon when hunting, make sure it’s dead before you eat it, wash it down with beer and bring plenty of ammo, just in case there’s trouble. The first and last rules are the most important as they ring true in just about any situation… especially in OCW. We join The Bloodline, where Morrison has decided to treat his friends to one of the simple pleasures of Texas: A good old fashioned steakhouse -- complete with a full bar. MORRISON: Can I get two more pitchers over here? Malu downs a pitcher like it was 6 ounce can of soda, leaving Morrison to re-estimate his request. MORRISON: …make that 12 more pitchers. The steakhouse is full of regulars, who seem to enjoy the ruckus caused by the outsiders, but there’s always the group that “don’t take kindly to strangers” in these parts. And there’s not much out there that’s stranger than a pie-loving Samoan; two midnight colored cousins with the fashion sense of Dennis Rodman & 50 Cent; and a 260 pound mime. However, everything seems to be going well so far. WESLEY: This place is something else, man. It’s like I’m stepping into a movie, straight out of the Wild-West or sumthin. Wesley notices one of the waitresses, admiring his unique skin pigmentation from across the way. WESLEY: Hehe… {in a horrible Texas accent} Well gosh darnit, I think little miss Suzie-Q has a hankering for some well-done steak. MORRISON: Who knows, if you cut the Billy-Bob accent, she might let you ride the rodeo. WESLEY: Why the hell would I do that? You know Billy-Bob tapped Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry, right? MORRISON: Perhaps… but do you think Daisy Dukes over there is eyeballing your ballsack because you look like all the locals? All day long she’s around truck driving, rednecks in cowboy hats, who wear the same cliché getup… which they probably buy from the local Wal-Mart. Wesley looks at Smythe with partial understanding. SMYTHE: Just tell the snowflake that you’re from New York and you know Kanye. MALU: I met Kanye once. SMYTHE: Really? Compared to me, what did’ja think of him and his $2, crackerjack glasses? MALU: It was back when I was… SASHA: There you are, you Westley Snipes lookin’ sumbitch… I don’t have time to waste, waiting to exhale, while you all go out and screw up my itinerary. Sasha starts walking towards their table from the steakhouse entrance, making sure that each footstep can be heard as she slams one foot in front of the other. SMYTHE: What’s up, baby? Morrison just wanted to show us some southern hospitality. I didn’t want’a disrespect the brotha. MORRISON: Howdy. SASHA: Oh shut-up… you’re not even originally from here, Mike, so turn that mess down. Howdy? I swear I should… A sudden commotion interrupts Sasha and all their attention moves across the steakhouse, where a bunch of local boys are giving Wesley a hard time for spitting game instead of spitting chewing tobacco. SASHA: Great, just great. Southern hospitality, my ass. Sasha places her hands on her hips and swings her neck around so that her disappointed eyes lock onto Malu. SASHA: Well? You gonna go do somethin’ bout this? MALU: On it. Malu stands up with a steak in hand, takes a bite out of it and heads towards the soon-to-be-resolved situation. SASHA: {sighs} I’ll be right back. You two stay here… I’m not through with either of you, yet. Once Malu and Sasha leave the table, Smythe wipes his mouth with a napkin and makes an expression that clearly states, “Thank God she’s gone.” SMYTHE: So… Morrison. Morrison grins, already aware of what will come out of Smythe’s mouth in the next few seconds. MORRISON: Yeah? SMYTHE: Road 2 Glory. MORRISON: What about it? SMYTHE: Come on, playa… I’m just tryin’ to be upfront about this. MORRISON: What… you don’t trust Mad Mike? SMYTHE: I trust you to be who you are. I may be the captain of this ship, but I allow everyone aboard to row how they want… MORRISON: …because that’s why you brought us on-board in the first place, right? {grins} SMYTHE: Exactamundo. I never planned on trying to control all of y’all, because trying to control the uncontrollable is something I save for… others… if you get what I’m sayin’. MORRISON: Oh, I get it loud and clear, El Capitan… but you can lower the tension on your dreads, because I’m not Aries. At Road 2 Glory, you have nothing to worry about. SMYTHE: {laughing} Woo… that’s why I like you, Morrison… you get what I’m trying to do here. Having been a faction leader, yourself, I knew I could count on you to understand. MORRISON: I understand plenty, but remember this: Despite popular belief, I was never the leader of ToP. We were all equals at the time… which is why we were so successful. When everyone is on the same level, it eliminates doubt. We could trust each other, because we all called the shots. Without trust, you might as well be I-Gen. Without trust, you can’t move forward. Remember that. WESLEY: Remember what, cuz? Wesley – now wearing a cowboy hat – pulls out a chair from the table and sits down. Malu and Sasha – also wearing cowboy hats – soon join him. Morrison quickly goes from his serious demeanor, to a more up-beat tone. MORRISON: Remember the Alamo. Isn’t that right, Smythe? SASHA: F*** the Alamo! In fact, f*** Texas while you’re at it -- 'bunch of cow-humping hicks, with their open ranges and closed minds. Which brings me back to all of you. Don’t think I forgot what I was saying before Clint Limpwood over here {glares at Wesley} almost got himself hung from a tree by hitting on one of the Dixie Chicks. Sasha closes her eyes; takes a deep breath and tries to calm herself down. SASHA: Well at least I got a new hat out of it. WESLEY: And I got some Dallas digits. MALU: And I got more steak. SMYTHE: Malu… you’re my boy and all, but did you seriously take their steaks? MALU: They won’t be able to eat it anymore. In fact, they won’t be able to eat anything solid for a while. Morrison steps away from the table while taking the hat off of Malu and placing it on his own head. MORRISON: I’m gonna call Parker and see if he’s willing to take a break from hunting hobos. SASHA: Don’t forget to tell him to change clothes before bringing his pasty ass over here. MORRISON: Why don’t you try using those lovely lips of yours to help me release some stress, instead of causing it. SMYTHE: Pump the brakes, Mike. SASHA: You tell him, Smythe. You better keep that roid rage under control... and don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talkin’ about. Who ever heard of a 6’3” Rican? You ain’t foolin’ me, motherf****er. Morrison flexes his chest muscles at Sasha and grins, sarcastically, before heading towards the phone at the bar. The 12 pitchers of beer finally make it to the group’s table as loud cheers fill the steakhouse and the party continues

I hope Nathan finds vindication in all of this. >_>

Someone angry that they couldn't report the win over the Ronins?

Freakin' aye, I'm all hyped up about Cooper defending the WWE Championship against Seth now. This freakin' belt is gonna end up with more prestige than the Ex-Title. Don't worry, nothing's on fire, that was just a sick burn.

I guess that explains the expresion on your Avatar... http://card.mygamercard.net/KarimTheGreat1.png ...either that or you just saw "Two Girls, One Cup".

You didn't do 3 more back-up matches, just in case? You really dropped the ball this time, Fausto. Doom on you.

That Karim is coming back with a pron addict gimmick? Yeah, that's different.

Fuck... I hit the quote button instead.

How the hell do I keep getting sucked into these little squabbles? I understand you're trying to make a case, but I haven't said or done anything to negate a comment like that... at least not that I'm aware of. As for how long I've been active: I've actually been active for quite a few months now -- staff just wasn't booking me that often, either due to a miscommunication or my work schedule. None the less, I've been as active as I could be: posting on the boards, trying to help out where I can, putting out RP's and so on. This year, I was in 5 matches and won more than I've lost. Sure, my resume may not be as impressive as Trips' or some others in the OCWLeague, but I play the hand I'm dealt. I don't demand title shots or play backstage politics -- not because I think it's wrong; I just dont' have the time. Jaysin already stated that he had plans in mind, which fell through and wound up putting me in the Battle Royal at R2G. If he feels I've earned it in some form or fashion, I'm not gonna be a douche and turn it down. If you feel that's unfair, take it up with staff and leave me and A-Mart out of it. You can go ahead and think I'm "no competition"; that's your opinion and you're entitled to it, but I feel I've been putting in work; trying to improve my skills in the ring so that I could hopefully reach Main Event status again. You've had one match and suddenly you're trying to talk down to me and others like me, as if we've been sitting on our asses while OCW hands us instant passes? It just doesn't sit well with me. There, I've said my piece... continue to focus on what others are doing instead of what you could be doing.

I either want to see Bold in a rematch against Trips, in a 2nd match against one of Trips' tougher opponents, or in a 2-on-1 match. If he can defeat Trips twice, defeat one of Trips' tougher opponents, it would make me feel confident that it wasn't just a one-time thing. Now, if he was able to win a 2-on-1, like Trips did against the Ronins, then I'd automatically consider him as a Contendor for the OCW World Heavyweight Title. Yeah allot of guys had Title shots right off the bat, but that was at the beginning of the year and it was based on what they did last year and so on. We're already quite a few matches into the OCWLEAGUE and Lution is coming up, so there are people who've established themselves not just from last year's game, but this year's game. It's a thiner line to walk for staff and decisions have to be thought out now. As for my size, yeah, I consider myself a hoss. Like Smythe pointed out, I'm 6'3", 260lbs. I based my body size off the game -- comparing my CAW to other big guys like HHH/Batista -- and found a medium where my character would fit. Of course, it's difficult to look Hoss in OCW, because allot of people just seem to stick with the default body size and increas their mass. Everyone wants the 55" pythons lol.

There's a special place in my painted heart for R2G because it's where Mad Mike first debuted, so it's nice to be participating this year. Having said that, on to more show commenting. Bold returns and has some kind of Goldberg theme going. He's trimmed down a bit and is now rocking a black and gold beard thing, as if attempting to 1-up Hollywood Hogan or Big Poppa Pump. I blame Edge and Mike Knox for this recent beard obsession. Vindicator is picking on Nathan Gaines for some reason, who is still feeling his age after his match with Nate on Turmoil. Vindicator makes a statement that has me wondering what the hell he's talking about, and judging from Nathan's reaction, he's a little perplexed as well. Will this lead to something; perhaps a dark secret or shocking big reveal? Not sure, but I'm gonna be keeping my eye on it. Nate is starting to show some serious signs of doubt, concerning his deal with The Bloodline and the path he's currently taking. Smythe didn't seem too concerned about it, but maybe he's too blinded by power to realize that there may be a problem in the near future... or maybe he feels Nate would be a fool to go back to his old ways and break-up a beautifully twisted alliance over something Deano Horse had said. As the commentators said, this is a very slippery slope but who, exactly, is the one slipping? I wanted to thank A-Mart for stepping up the way he did when I needed help to complete my RIOT match. I mentioned I might need a filler for The Steve on the forum and he eagerly voluntered. I really appreciate the willingness he showed to not only help me out, but to step-up without a second thought. Kudos to you. Not to mention the match turned out great in my opinion. The guy just wouldn't go down and showed allot of heart; took me 3 finishers to put him away but he stayed in the game each time. You could tell he had the will to win. He even had me against the ropes for the first half of the match; catching me off-gaurd a bit. In a nut shell, I was impressed by the guy. Seth is either a huge coward or a freakin' genius when it comes to mind-games and locker room strategy. Playing the "injured worker" card -- he even has a neck brace just to sell it -- Seth is holding OCW liable for creating an unsafe work environment upon the return of Mayhem. It's up to his lawyers to disprove the orignal analysis of his injuries and sell the miracle of him even being able to walk after what happened on Turmoil. Eat your heart out, Leo... er, Orton. I'm not really sure what to make of Air's video. Is it a return video? Is it just to let us know he's alive and living well? Either way, the video shows us a summary of Air's life since last we saw him. The near death experience at the hospital; the surgerys; the recovery; the... uh... sex. OK, so the Denielle Steele, written sex scene with Titanic playing on the TV seemed a bit awkward to me, but hey, push that envelope. I would have just went with a "bow chika bowow" soundbite and onto the marriage, but it's cool. Maybe he plans on doing some romance novels and wanted some practice... that, or he's been hanging around Brad Bauer. Tang FTW. Parker is about to put Vimes through a full-size burning table -- I suggested that a smaller end-table or nightstand would have been sufficient for Vimes, but Parker isn't one to change tradition -- when the Humorous Hobo comes to the rescue. Either drawn by the sound of spam hitting the mat or the smell of multiple, animal body parts, crammed into a small container, Guy's own particular odor must have shorted out the light circuts, allowing him to get the drop on Parker as the lights go out and back on. Fausto puts P2S through the flaming wood (hehe) and walks away with Vimes, but forgets his barrel in the process. Oh noes. There's no need for me to tell you how funny Jay's audio promos can be, but I have to say, If you dont' find that shit funny, you need to re-evaluate your life, son. Jaysin makes some good points about OCW's current state: talking about Nate's inablity to be happy, guy-on-guy action, bums who can afford to dress better but don't for some reason and various other tid-bits. The big announcement had to be the Battle Royal match at R2G, where 4 individuals will be competing for a #1 Contenders spot. The winner will face the OCW World Heavyweith Champion at Wrestlution 4 -- the big mama jamma slamma of OCW PPV's. Jaysin reveals the first two competitors of this match (originally slated for Chris Mania and Karim) which puts The Bloodline in what would seem to be a clear advantage, heading into R2G. There are still two competitiors left to be announced, so stay tuned next week. The show ends with another rant by our current OCW Heavyweight Champion, Leon. Vincent gets mentioned, I-Gen gets mentioned, Bloodline.. hell, he seems to bring up everyone, but the main focus is the lack of respect he receives. Despite pulling a rabbit out of his hat every other week; no matter what he does, how he does it or whom he beats, it's never enough and ironically, he's had enough. With Valmont banned from Turmoil, will this give Leon the ability to push some weight, without having to watch his back, or does he have something else in mind? All I can say is that I'm enjoying all of it, because these two are just tearing each other apart and distracting each other from another threat... which would be me. I'm already going after Valmonts Hardcore Title and now I have a chance to become #1 Contendor for the OCW World Heavyweight Title, so it's all good in Mad Mike's book. FUN FACTS: During Air's documentary video thing, one of the surgeons is so short, they had to give her a stack of stepping stools. Just thought it was funny. Hey Vimes, you looking for a hot midget doctor lady? Just remember who introduced you two and invite me to the wedding so I can enjoy the open bar. Also, during Parker's video, there is a fan holding a sign which reads, "Put him in a body bag". Funny enough, Parker does, in fact, mention that he'll put Vimes in a body bag, although a 13 gallon trash bag would probably suffice.

The tag match on Page 2 had some good spots and here are my favs:Around 11:50 there is an Extreme Set-Up, with Extreme Risk in the middle but ends Extremely bad for one Jacob Trance. Also, around 12:40, Rox pulls a Sylvester Stallone-type dive to avoid a rebound springboard attack by Trance. It's like Trance needs to adjust his scope, because his aim was a little off.

You're one to talk about truth... what happened to your damn accent? Freakin' Kofi Kingston over here.