Kang James

Haha, I marked out, you sexy ass small fingered bitch.

Leon: Are you the champ? Smythe: Are you homosexually attracted to Kip Conrad?

Stupid.

I'm going to give you a nice big can of Shut the fuck up! Pssh, job to Leon. The kid won't shut the fuck up, I'm the champ Kang, I'm the champ and here I was rooting for your ass and you job. I know this has like no reason to be on the Turmoil card but I haven't told him how much he sucks ass for loosing yet.

Fuck Bitches, Get Money!

Fucking achievement whore he is.

MothaFucka! Does he look like a bitch!?! In short, where is the love kiddies, where is the love?

That match with Smythe was one of the funnest matches I've had in OCW in a while. Back and forth the whole way, grat's to you, that spear was wicked. I'll actually post a match review or something this show, haven't done one in a good 3 week's or so.

When the recorder took the time to record the person can take the time to IM, or PM him there song. If they don't consider it free reign for me, don't give a shit. Your ass don't PM or IM your song after I was kind enough to record for you then you better believe I'm not gonna let it slide.

He meant in 09 and Aries beat Seth so Valmont wasn't the first.

Nvm'd, ain't no point to continue this shit... I'll post more about the show if I get a chance but I enjoyed fighting Trance. Thought the bastard was going to make a huge comeback on me.

You get two attempts doesn't matter if it's the same one or not but only two. So you can if you wanted hit the same sig twice.

Justin Rox vs Omega Dragon Match was extremely boring near the beginning and middle stages. Stop the backing away shit, it's boring and it's stupid (Especially in an Ex type match). Near the end tho it started to finally pick up which I marked for, I also thought Omega to be someone that will finish you on the first shot he gets, watching this match tho he could have tried for a finisher earlier and he didn't so I kinda marked (Rox ran into that same situation as well but didn't finish and stored a sig instead which I also marked for, I felt as if they wanted to try and put on a good match even tho they failed to do so at the beginning). Still because of the ending I tip my hat to you both. Blade vs Steven Segal I secretly marked for Blade's entrance attire. The match was a good one and I chuckled at all the random pictures during the match to go with the music. One thing I did notice is Blade is a combo whore, was stacking that shit up major which I didn't like much it was odd tho 'cause looking at the match even tho he stacked up a bunch of combo's Segal wasn't even finishable in the end (Unless I'm having a case of failed memory even tho I just watched it). I semi laughed near the end cause Segal had a chance at winning and you could almost see the smile on his face from it. It's like he was getting a sugar rush from the fact that he could win and once he pulled it off I'm sure he was jumping up and down like a sissy school girl (Inside of course, 'cause on the outside you got to act tough). I-Gen vs Prop 8 30 minute match, 30 damn minutes. Just looking at the time you have to get the Picard face palm and think THQ fucked up yet again. Anyways, watching the entrances and still no title entrance by a Hollywood Homo, sad panda indeed. Sound seems odd in this one as well, as in sound I mean music so I just turned the volume all the way down for this shit. You know, I never really got the video in Leon's entrance... Thought I'd say that since I thought about it while watching entrances and you might wanna get the right arena next time there Leon ;). Anyways, a 30 minute match is to long for someone to actually watch. So I skimmed threw this match to be honest and during the beginning it seemed like Deano had full control over Kip... Deano is a damn beast at 09 I swear. Also, it seems like (As I already knew) that the break up pins are just way to easy in this game and they drag out tags more then needed. You'd think that Hot tags would help the fact that the break up's are so easy but both team's failed at there attempts which I must ask, how do you reverse that shit? I've had people say they THINK this or that but I've never had a definet answer. Anyways, decent match for being so long but 30 minutes kills it, it seems if both team's fail at hot tags then it WILL be a long match. Maybe we should propose just 2 break up's and see how that works. Smythe D. Wonder vs Mayhem Jesus, another failure that was to lazy to record two entrance's. Raw is Riot and Smackdown is Turmoil. Pretty good match to, I like how Smythe ran away after he got up from a quick Mayhem ass kicking and ran to get the sledgehammer, kinda felt like something he'd do. Later he'd never use it but hey, we wheren't keeping track. Also marked for that chair DDT, didn't know you could do that. Going further into the match it got to a point where I could litterly see Smythe say "Please don't hurt me mister" but Mayhem was having none of it and he was making sure Smythe would remember this as an ass kicking of the age's. In closing, good match I enjoyed it. Oh, also forgot to point at that I enjoyed the music. Besides the second song the first and last wheren't half bad. Versus vs Guy You know what I just realized after watching Ironman a couple days back. Guy has a song that was in Ironman, the guy (Robert Downy Jrs character, don't know his name) was in the garage and that shit was playing. On to the match tho, it was a decent one. Nothing really stood out but that's not always a bad thing. Going on tho, everyone has that damn DDT... kick in the gut then a drop with the DDT (Well everyone except me it seems) that and everyone has that Ric Flair taunt to :p. The end was pretty good, I laughed at Blade doing that one taunt. I could see him say "Oh yea, let me do some fucking push ups right now". Nice simple end to the show as well.

I'm nearly done with my mini match report shit and we got no comment's. Sad panda is what I am :(.

There was, it was the greatness of Jack Black saying "Cuff the balls, stroke the shaft and swallow the gravy"

Well at least you admitted it, That's all I could ask for.

Poe vs Amart: I'm glad Poe went back to his old song I marked. Amart and Trance need to tag and call themselves the SmytheHeads... Get it, do you... Yea you don't. Anyways decent match but it made me a sad panda that Amart couldn't just finish it and during that time when it was near the end it got really fucking hectic and to much for my liking. Kip vs MMM: Made me a sad panda to see MMM's new 09 caw, he sadly reminds me of Steven Segal I don't know why but he does... Where the hell are the jeans Mad Mike, where are they!?! Kip comes out titleless made me a sad panda as well, if you can't record get your caw up in the OCW formula shit and ask someone to record for you, I'd gladly do it. Good match tho, seemed like Mad Mike was at a disadvantage tho cause he was doing some damage but I guess it wasn't the high impact damage to really get Kip in the finishable state. Ryder vs Smythe: Oh shit man, January 15th 2009 mark it in your calenders ladies 'cause Smythe has offically turned black. Think Smythe has the crowd getting to loud cause I can't even hear his entrance music (barley can) on a side note tho go to My WWE > Options > Sound Setting and lower the ring announcer all the way down so we don't hear that stupid bitch when your coming out to the ring. Match was good tho... To me there were a couple points where I thought some reacted to fast as in you get up and did a running strike right off the bat but that's just me. Was extremely face paced tho which I did like and the bottom look's better on me :p. Trips vs Seth: Amazing match, the ending was classic beyond all else. Irving just couldn't put him away, either Trips has got finisher revesal luck or he just has Irving's timing to a tee. Deano vs Leon: Fuck, at the end of that match I was jumping around like a sissy little school girl... fucking hell did I mark out for that. Put that bitch in his fucking place, YES! On a side note backing away makes Kang a sad panda :(. With that ladies, it's late I'm tired good fucking nite.

I thought you defended it agains't Mrs. Poe and she won and decided that Malu served her right and gave him the title as the reward? Oh shit! Look down, a little to the right and click that button that says !Markout!

Little Deano and Kip tongue action? Fucking sweet, can't wait... No homo.

First match was to slow for Ex IMO. Just I don't know didn't really like it much and you can tell the rook has a lot to learn. The slap doesn't reach BD most of the time which killed him but I got high hopes for the new kid. Vega seemed to be a 36, only reason I can tell is cause it took him forever to get on the top TB which usually mean's his speed it really down there. I gotta hand it to Kavito he was kicking ass at the beginning of his match only thing is I'd say reverse don't try to get a strike in while someone else is striking. Seeing that made me a sad panda :(. During the end of it tho it got extremely hectic. One thing I will say is Rox becoming the number #1 contender to the top title in the Ex Division so early in his career really show's where the title has gone or is going I mean this is technically the guy's debut match but I won't say he isn't trying to get out there cause he is. Trance comes off as one of those Edgehead dudes on Smackdown with his 09 caw. That being said Ryder and Trance work well together in matches. One thing I've noticed in the previous matches is a lot of slow backing away which isn't the case in this match which gives me hope that 09 will be a good wrestling year. MOTN IMO and a good match but it doesn't beat the Riot match you all had ;). 3 Way's are extremely hectic and I didn't like them from the start now I'm starting to despise them. That being said Trips seems to be a dominate force and he showed it in this match and welcome back to the man returning let's hope he sticks around this time (Not the one in the match, welcome back to you to ;)). I look forward to seeing the fued between the two guy's that did the little end thing. I'll comment on the RP's a little later when I'm done reading them all.

Exactly it's a fucking 1 2 3. Use it, don't... who gives a shit.

3 ways may be harder to win but you can also play like shit and still win them. Not the same for a 1 v 1, same goes for a 4 way that isn't elimination type.

If your a champ it's sorta hard to follow this guideline as you now got less to chose from then before since you have to use a WWE superstars entrance. Just find it a bit stupid to condom wrap those people as well since it's a bit harder to follow the guideline. Gotta agree with Strider tho, Trance vs Ryder was an awesome match and was extremely markable.

Rox comes off as some guy like Will Ferrel, I would have fucking marked if he had a big ass gut and called himself an Ex Wrestler even tho everyone tells him he's not and he's a fat ass.

:(, I only voted for myself on the ones that didn't seem serious and were more for joking matter.