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  1. You missed the RP you small fingered bitch, you would know why we were fighting. :( Gonna make an effort to put something up this Turmoil.
  2. Shrek ginger bread man, don't remember how the old-school one acted. Might just be me tho but something about a man baking cookies doesn't strike me as some evil bad ass (Then again tho I don't know any guys that bake cookies... At least I don't think I do)
  3. Pssh, he flicks off Stacy one week and then act's like the damn ginger bread man the next. Fucking women, you can never tell how you'll act... Emo Faggot.
  4. Some spoilers but hey I wrote this shit early so you don't wanna know them, don't read. Haha, Mugen is like a Psychiatrist and he's taking under a patient that has turned into a huge emo. HAHA!! Great RP, I am not saying shit. Gonna have to read it yourself but wow, that shit was pure classic at it's best. Mania taking Kip under his wing? Should be a good duo together I mean from what I hear Mania likes to "Spoon" with his partners. Just ask sWo, I think thats why Jay dropped sWo so randomly to begin with. Haha, like this Judas kid, funny shit. Mark worthy promo, Parker went back to the old face paint which I marked for as well. Papa Joker had some kick ass attire as well, great stuff. Interested to see where this feud goes. Seems like Kavito and Deangelo are going at it cause of the Tag Tourney loss. So Smythe and Joker want a piece of either Us or Death Row, should be interesting. Calling out I Gen tho means anyone of us so you might not see the team of Kang & Aries come out. Haha, I sorta laughed at that RP with Trance and Rebel. Some weird shit, guess Trance played that Turmoil match strictly for this RP to make the little sense it did. Good match here, was pretty much even the whole way threw. Despite the loss to Air, Porter is putting on some W's. I laughed, Seemed like Kavito came home to a dirty house and just wanted to nag on someone, saw Ryder and just went all out. Ryder competing in the Ex tho is mark worthy, they need some more figure heads and Ryder could be just the guy. Marked for a Guy / Nate feud starter, should be interesting to see how this plays out in the coming weeks. Shelton Benjamin is back!! Pssh, still a damn clown in my book. Anyways should be a good match and it was, just seems like Kips HW advantage got to Reed a little to much. Decent win for Kip but I wanna see this rook play some of the big dogs. Starting to like where this feud is going with Rebel, Trance & The Psychiatrist. Will Trips just leave him in the dust or will he get out of his Emo ways and maybe help the guy? I Gen just being I Gen, some good shit.... Better read it. Damn, Kip just letting Mania walk away like that with his "Entertainment". Where the hell was Kang, Aries or Leon!?! Damn, It's gotta be like that :(. So Nate is telling people to step there shit up to stop the bickering and moaning and just basically show people that you are where you are cause of you and not cause of a luck of the draw. Some good reads, mainly just a couple of matches that did deliver but still some great feud starts that I enjoyed reading.
  5. Same reason Cream Puff can be Cream Puff.
  6. So the Million Dollar Spoon (Haha, nice little ring to it) uses his money and gets the shit he wants, fucker. Trance what were you doing man? You finished him and perfected him but didn't pin him. Dude, you don't realize how much I would have marked if you perfected him. Instead it bit you in the ass :(. A 3way at Summercide for a certain title :eek: Congrats to Valmont, already told him Congrats but he can do some good stuff with that title. It needs it, also looking forward to what this Joker vs Valmont feud will bring us from Summercide since there both Champs. Good match here, didn't really know who to root for so when I get that I always go for the under dog (Sorry Mania). It was actually looking pretty good in Valmonts favor to, he was hanging in there with Mania but Mania payed off the ref (Faggot). I didn't see Valmont calling Joker out on Summercide, I mean no way! Haha, good stuff, hopefully you both have a nice twist to add to this to keep us interested ;). Trips working with a Rook!?! This is not like Tripsle H. Kip gets pissed, Mania says "Bitch I'm your Mentor, now do what I would!" Ryder Regan isn't the GM :(, he announced he wasn't last show. He retired and now we gotta deal with this idiot they call the Million Dollar Spoon :D. Kip is wearing one of the greatest attires, it'd be the greatest if he dropped that coat :(. Anyways I dug him calling out someone to make a name for themselves, the guy has it in his head that he is already on the top of the list and can make a name for anyone that walks to the ring. Anyways we got the Albino Gorilla taking him up on his offer. Good match, was even for a little while there and then Mace just took charge. Solid win for the victor and I think Mace should be up for that Pride title soon, same with Kip. Seth telling Papa Joker that he wants a piece of that ass A 4way for a certain title come Summercide :eek: Smythe's coat sucks (Change it now!!). Dig the news tho, should be good. Trips is the new emo of OCW Haha, someone stole EmoHearts briefcase. I bet the faggot has some Brittney Spears CD's in there, we all know how much Leon loves his Brittney. Didn't you hear? That kid that was screaming about Brittney on youtube, that was him. The beginning of this match was priceless, fucking sweet thought there Leon. The match itself... Ehh. Leon played way to aggressive, I mean there is aggressive and Leon jumped that and said fuck it. Haha, to men fighting over Trips, what is OCW turning into. I marked for the ??? partner of Guy, altho I had an Idea when Guy came out as a Pimp. Was hard to see tho, screen was killer small but T'was a good match. Innovation Generation, I-Gen or Generation Innovation. We to damn good to go by one fucking name. Marked for Deano's entrance, but Nate's hair cut!?! What the hell, you look like a pansy boy, spray some miracle grow on that shit and get your long hair back! Good ass match, Deano did the drag into a ground finisher :(. Still was a good match and I did mark for the ending, Nate will lose that title tho, just to another Singles Champ that doesn't believe he can fly, have on face paint or look like Justin Timberlake. Good Turmoil, enjoyed it. One iffy match that I didn't like but it did dish out well, some good feud build ups that look pretty interesting.
  7. Innovation Generation is what it means, we were going to use New Generation but someone remembered it had already been used by a certain failure of OCW so we asked some people with suggestions and I Gen came up.
  8. First match of the KoOCW I dug, I liked it. Not really digging Darin's entrance nor attire tho, but for him to be the last one to go red it might means something or it could just be me just trying to make this little description longer so I say that so it can seem like it is really long, really long, longer then long. Anyways good match, enjoyed it, a lot of action and it was fast paced. If this don't get you pumped up and ready to just tear shit up I don't know what will [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el5QXV-W5_g&feature=related]YouTube - Speech - Remember the Titans[/ame] Was really hoping Valmont or Mace would pull off the win, that hardcore title has just been shit for the past couple of months with just random defenses and I hate that. So glad you tore shit up Valmont, quality of the video was shit but it's all good. So whats with that whore liking the fat dudes? The ones that could eat her alive and then just shrug saying that shit was good? Fucking whores these days man, you gotta put them on a leash. Leon vs Malu was a good match, some really quality mark out points like when Leon ran up the ladder to grab the title. You know I wish the dipshit that made this game let you choose to have a briefcase or a title up there, it's the little shit that makes a game mark worthy. Also wish Leon ended it on that, seemed like he was holding that back when he went for the grab and knocked the fat shit off the title. Haha, I would have marked if Malu did that tho, cause ain't no way that title could support his fat ass. WTF Cross!?! Your suppose to rep the red team man, WTF!?! Good match none the less, way, way, way to many stun grapples. Other then that tho I really liked this match, extremely fast paced and it was one of the matches that I really was at a holy shit point all the way to the end. Could have passed for the ME of the night and I would have marked. I'm digging the new Jack Porter, like a fucking psycho path that wants gold. My man Aries had this match the whole way threw, sorta was tearing up Poe and then he just dropped the ball man. One thing I really don't like is the ending, I don't like someone dragging you to the center of the ring just do hit your ground finisher. Set ups people, set ups, Set that shit up with some nice strong grapple, drag him with that grapple to the center of the ring so you don't gotta do the drag on the ground! Leon needs to change his entrance to [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhUVWXE3ZjA]YouTube - Britney Spears - Stronger[/ame] Please everyone support this by telling Leon to stop being stupid and change to the obvious mark out entrance song. I swear Vs was high while he was making this attire, I've though of all various reasons as to why the hell he could have went with this attire and him being high seems to be the only logical explanation. Decent match, nothing to write home about and I really can't remember it much to be honest. So I'm calling Poe, Joker from now on I do not kid he is now Joker. VV you idiot! You don't turn your back on Joker! So, first we have Smythe & Joker come out to the Riot arena with Deangelo as the special guest, then we have Tryo & Ryder come out without the titles! If Smythe & Joker win them are they just gonna give it to them after the match in the back? Who knows! Haha, I marked for Guys RP as I always do. Always writes some funny shit that seems to always make me laugh. Bow down to your fucking alleged 250lbs champion! Also shut your fucking mouth Parker! Go tag with your son Joker and call your self's the PB & J team. Come on Tiffany! asking Smythe about what his blog is about? The guy sucks his own cock every chance he gets and you had to ask what he was writing about!?! Air's losing it. Enjoyed this match, and have always marked for both entrance themes. Air seemed to have taken the lead and tore shit up. Did Porter hit a finisher and then broke it up? Looked like he did, don't know eyes might be fucking with me. Anyways Air is hot right now, he's running out of Ex's to feud with for the title. Fucking psycho path. Good match enjoyed it, didn't mind the ending either. Smythe your coat sucks. Seems like Guy will always have Smythes number no matter how many times he goes up against him. The end of KoOCW is some mark worthy shit, Betsy did it all. Kang wanted to help but couldn't :(. That and there is a new team stepping into OCW bitches! Taking out the trash as easy as taking a shit and whipping your ass. Decent show, wasn't the best and might have been the worst. Can't remember all the way back to even compare for every match. It had it high points and then it had its lows.
  9. So far the only recorded match that I stole a finisher is with Vs when I stunner'd him. Other then that I can't remember the last match that I stole a finisher from some one, Vs tried to steal mine in that same match and I reversed both that and the next second when he tried his own. It's no different then any other perk.
  10. Decent show, just saw all the matches... I'll write up something about what I thought later in the day or tomorrow.
  11. First RP of Kip, I dug it. Made me want to smack the shit outta his mouth but thats good. Good ass heel shit that really is mark worthy. First match, Flem vs Mugen. Dude that was some boring shit for the first 2 minutes or so, y'all just looked like you were looking at each other saying "You attack, no you attack, how about we both attack at the same time?". No music for Mugen wasn't mark worthy either, didn't enjoy that match much to be honest. Had some blue masked guy attack Reed, wondering who it is? It isn't Kang ;). Haha, I really don't know what to make of Smythe & Tiffany's roleplay. Some shit is rolling threw my head of a possible face turn but I have no idea, I guess in a way thats good so nice shit... I think. Dug Kips attire, fucking blue lines on the reddish shit was mark worthy. Didn't dig the coat tho, even if it might fit him but I really hardly ever dig coats, only time I ever have was on Kip when he was with 7 sins. As for the match, beginning was ok. Near the end tho seemed a little like Virjin was just trying to survive and deal some high damage shit which I didn't like. Loved doing that RP with Leon & Deano, some classic shit. This rook was looking mighty impressive at the beginning of the match, then the middle and end Steve just tore him up. Made him his man whore. At one point I thought Steve was going to perfect him. Don't know what was up with Steve hitting his finisher twice but didn't finish. Also I gotta say I been noticing people hitting there ground finishers off of quick grapples :(, wish people would be using markable set ups for there ground finisher since there are so many possible combinations or moves you could use. Haha, Ringmaster is turning Emo. Haha, couple things I noticed in this RP of Valmont and Poe. First one is Valmont has turned into a pussy. Second is Poe really is trying to be the Joker in full effect, it's like Parker was the Jack version and Poe is the Heath version. The tag match, you know to be honest I really didn't find to much of an FPR issue. Some stuff I could nit pick about but there isn't any reason was a solid match, but Smythe did the quick grapple into the ground finisher :(. So many ways that could have been set up :(. I marked for Cross saying "Does this guy ever shut up!" good stuff. Smythe is hot right now ain't no doubt about it but my old tag partner did beat him ;). Well, even if Trips vs Bold has some shit behind it about this finisher or that which in the end is a little nit picky but whatever, you gotta mark for 9:35. I laughed, I laughed for a good while on that one. :confused: Who the hell is helping Kang take these little shits out? In the end decent show, it wasn't the greatest and sorta disappointed about not many RP's going into the KoOCW PPV. Riot should have been stacked with RP's but only a couple of us delivered.
  12. I heard a rumor that your face was grounded into a pillow while you screamed Double A's name, just a rumor tho.
  13. Kang James

    29-7-08

    God Damn! You got one huge fucking mouth Parker, that shit can bite Bauer's head off.
  14. Friends with 360's are freaking awesome.
  15. When TNT says they know drama they really don't cause they don't have OCW on TV some where.
  16. The main reason I submitted that match into FPR was because of a couple reason, Tylering (Which can be avoided and I don't blame Dangelo for the most part but Kavito toe kicks sometimes which is a fast strike so it seems he tried to get it off fast to avoid the grapple.) Then you got the hovering, Dangelo landed it once but I think attempted it like 3 times, not sure but I think it was 3. Granted you don't land it then it's all good but if you attempted it then wouldn't that make it just as equal. Sorta like trying to shoot a cop but instead you miss. Then when Kavito got tagged it he just rushed me a couple times without checking if I was targeted on him, so it gave him a nice couple of cheap shots, also he'd attack Aries without being targeted as well. Those we're my main bickering points, first match I really ever had to submit into FPR as well.
  17. Exactly why I am sorta skeptical about this hole shit. If you want it that way why not just make it one title and call it OCW: The Ladder's, so the guy with the most wins can have the main title. I didn't join OCW cause of this whole competition shit I joined it cause you had to do it all, RP, Feud and Win. If I wanted the hole Win shit then I would have just went to Gamebattles and convinced them to change the rules when they had an SvR 08 ladder.
  18. If Smythe went to 06 then he'd get his ass raped like he was a little school boy heading over to see his catholic Priest. In 06 you can't get by from just chaining grapple and being overly aggressive like you can in 08. Altho if Jay went to 08 or 09 then he'd get his ass raped cause he'd be making the same mistake as me. Walking into a game that he hasn't ever really played before and taking on someone that played it for a good while. I wouldn't get to excited tho cause I remember Jay saying he would be getting a box for GTA and we know what happened there.
  19. Hey, least I don't slap men in the chest 3 times and dance around like a jiba who and act like I just enjoyed it. Note: I do mark for that gay shit tho, I find that shit funny.
  20. On OCWFED.net there is a new video up that is titled "The Injury report" and once you click play it starts out with Aries on the phone in his hospital bed, he nods and then speaks right when Kang walks into the room. Aries looks over since he was expecting to see Kang as the nurse looks over at Kang as well. Aries: A'right babe, I gotta go, he's here. ??? - ------g? Aries: Yeah, I know. I'll tell him sooner or later. ??? - ----------ou. -ye Aries - Love ya too. Kisses. Aries hangs up the phone after he looks at Kang, Kang opens his arms up when hes right next to the door and Kang keeps on walking with his arms open. Kang James: It's the Powder Creamed Puff Midget! How's it going Elmer Fudge!?! Aries scoffs as he puts he puts his arms just like Kangs and says something semi loud... Aries: Kaaaaaaaang! James, Nothing much, just sitting my arse on this hospital bed. God this jello sucks. The brunette nurse walks over to Kang just to walk out as Kang looks over at her and Kang licks his lips. Kang James: Hello to you too beautiful... The nurse semi blushes as she smiles and softly says hi before walking out of the room, Kang looks over at Aries and smiles as Kang takes a seat next to the hospital bed. Kang James: So you pound cake midget, Kang over heard you on the phone. Did cream puff finally find himself some pink stuff? And here I was thinking you were a rump ranger. Aries: WOT?! Wot the bloody hell gave you that impression?! Kang looks over at the door as he repositions himself on the chair. Kang James: Kang would bloody think that cause your Elf Cookie looking ass tried to hug Kang as if it was some got damn hug riot. Aries just shakes his head while he chuckles which makes Kang turn his head to look over at Aries... Kang James: What are you laughing at God of Whimps? Aries just keeps smiling as he continues to shake his head and about ready to reply to Kang... Aries: Nothing Kang, nothing. Just stuff is looking bad for the both of us right now and your sitting here joking and keeping your bloody spirit up even now, I just don't know how you do it. While Aries says that Kang looks over at the table next to the hospital bed, moves his arm to the table and pulls a tissue out of the tissue box and hands it to Aries. Aries: Wot' the bloody hell is this for? Kang looks at Aries and starts to mimic Aries a little bit. Kang James: For the bloody tears your about to bloody shed mate. Right then Aries doctor walks into the room and the doctor is looking at his clipboard as he puckers his lips, Kang hears his footsteps and both Aries and Kang look at him. Kang James: Yo, Mr. MyHeadIsBalderThanABabiesAss...how long does this pony tailed fudge packer have to be in here? The bald headed doctor looks up when Kang says that and looks confused. Doctor: And who are you referring to? Kang looks the doctor up and down with disgust and then looks at Aries... Kang James: He doesn't know who Kangs referring to pipsqueak puss. Aries: I have a bloody name you know. The Doctor just stands there looking confused until he finally catches on some what... Doctor: Oh you mean Mr. Arieus McMillain. Well, to be honest, he should not be in that wrestling ring for a long time. He has what's known as a spinal disc herniation. Herniations, I should say. I say he should stay out for a good...4-6 months, just to let the injuries heal. If he continues to wrestle, he may further injure himself. Aries looks up at the doctor with a little shock on his face then looks down shaking his head as Kang looks at the Doctor again with disgust. Aries: HOW LONG?! No no no, you don't understand doc, I HAVE to wrestle. It's in me damn blood. My father wos a wrestler, and so was his father. Not well known...but nonetheless, they were wrestlers damn it! I refuse to take a damned break! I don't even feel that weak. Watch! Aries tries to stand, but eventually collapses, holding his back in agony. Kang gets up off the chair, and helps him back onto the bed. Doctor: See? You cannot wrestle in this condition. If you do, you'll be putting your career at stake. Kang walks back over to the chair after helping Aries and takes a seat while Kang looks at the Doctor. Kang: It can't be that serious Grimmace. Cream puff has to be ok. Who's going to help Kang with his damn rodent clown problem. Doctor: Rodent clown, sir? Kang: Yea, You heard Kang right you bald headed, broken condom, bitch. The doctor just sighs, and leaves the room. When Aries looks down at the floor, and begins rubbing his head. Kang James: Don't worry about Ronald McPedophile. Your all good to wrestler there Bugs Bunny, Kangs got your back... not latterly tho. Aries looks up at Kang Aries: And how do you know? Kang: Kang is a master at medical s**t. Aries: I don't know....this is all kind of a shock....I don't want to take a break..but I don't want to shorten my career either. Kang: Kangs gotta ask you something pony tailed, baby back, bitch. Is your name really Arieus McMillain? Aries: .....HOW is that serious?! Kang: Because Kang has never heard of such a ridiculous name in his entire life. Sounds like someones mother was on the Bottle & Pipe if you know what Kang's saying. Aries: ...please leave Kang..I need to be alone for now Kang: Fine cream puff, Kang will leave. As soon as Kang gets that bangin beautiful ass'd nurses number, Kang could tell she was looking at the Royal Jewels. Kang gets up and heads out of Aries room as the camera turns its attention back to Aries who continues to have his head down while he is shaking it as if saying this is bad and then the recording stops since it's the end.
  21. My quick notices or whatever the fuck you want to call it... Nate Cena! Haha, I swear he should wrestle in some jean shorts and some army shirt. Valmont coming back and winning for a change, does this mean something? Haha... Fuck no, keep to singing fucking Timberlake. So the sign guy was who I thought it was, and I mark. Nice to see his stuff coming into play and with the rp he wrote you can't help but notice a bright future for him... Good stuff, look forward to seeing what the future holds for ya. Vs going back to his roots, I mark. Always liked the Sage shit that Vs pulled off, wanna see how he does it with a heel gimmick... Will be intresting. Poe, WTF! You went Blue and Gold, did Smythe convince you? I'll Let you in on a secret Blue and Gold makes you look like that faggot super hero. If you do not change back soon you will not be a Kang mark anymore. Found myself becoming a Cruz mark ever since he lost that Hardcore title, don't know what it was but I was really rooting for him to win that HC match and it goes for the same in this 4 way. Like the white on you Trance but I loved the Red, Red seems to be a popular heel color so switch back to Red! Haha, beginning of the match and it looks like Big Joe D can fucking gobble up Trance, seemed odd that Trance could suplex him but it's happened to me so it's nothing to complain about. Anyways tho was good till the end, fucking mark worthy end... Give Cruz a fucking rematch for the HC Title and a future #1 Contender Match for a damn title! So Kang made it in KoOCW, Damn and I didn't think I would make it. Whats it with me and Cross, it's like this will be our like 5th fucking match in a 2 month span. It's gotten to a point that we know what the fuck each other is going to do before we do it. I ain't complaining tho, was a nice way to set it up and look forward to seeing who makes it in for Riot. Gaines is like the Jeff Hardy of OCW so this entrance sucks on him :(, sorry Gaines. As for Steve, I was a Steve mark but then I found out he's on the Red Team for the KoOCW tourney so fuck him :p. Haha, still a Steve mark and this was a good match. So Air is like hot right now, only person to beat him in a 1 v 1 as of late I think was Trance and Trance is in the KoOCW. Need to give the man a damn title shot already or something that concerns strictly with one on one cause it seems he can't pull it out in 3 or 4 ways :(. I have always marked for Maina's caw, fucking classic look. Boldo is just like a man that is near impossible to beat, but I will find a fucking way!
  22. Couple things I liked... Pretty much liked Seth vs Mace was a kick as match, was close the whole way. Loved that little build up video before it as well seemed pretty realistic since they do that with title matches in the E. Also like Maces finisher set up. Congrats to Tyro and Ryder, Tag Titles are really really down right now in terms of value so lets hope that they can have a successful run to bring them back up. The Hardcore match was kick ass altho as everyone knows it's always Kip and Colt going at it, soon there going to be like 13x Hardcore Champs. I wanna see them in singles matches damn it! All I see is Kip and Colt in Hardcore matches. They had a huge buzz during the beginning and now it just seemed to drop. I don't know, start roleplaying a lot more or something rooks, I seriously don't know why we haven't been using you all. Haha, The sign match. So Mugen turned BxB which seems more like he turned a little gay but hey whatever suits you man, I'm not judging. Then the Sign Guy! I have a big idea on who it is and if it is who it is then congrats man. Even if it isn't congrats to whoever else the fuck it could be. Going into the OCW Title match it really looked like Smythe was going to pull it off, it's like I didn't want Smythe to win but if he did he would really put a good angle to it. Then watching it Guy started coming back and it was like damn who the fuck is going to win!?!? Oh and Smythe change your mother fucking attire it sucks! So going into the CCW Title match I'm sure everyone was thinking Nate, I must admit I was as well. Watching it tho at the start Versus was tearing it up and actually was going toe to toe with Nate so I was sitting there "Big Time Player!?!". It wasn't to be and Nate Cena pulled it out, which isn't a bad thing. Gay Pride match, Creamed Powder Puff up against Anton the Asslicker. So like I watched it and don't get me wrong it was great but I don't see how it's getting the praise it is. Like I said good ass match, MOTY I don't know. Either way my tag partner the Creamed Powder Puff pulled it off and now the tag team of Aries & Kang have one piece of Gold, now it's time to get two. What the fuck happened Val! Dude!... Haha, I guess The Air's pimping skills were just to much for the cowboy. Seems like THE FIRST EX Champ is planning to stay the first ex champ and seems know one else will be the second ex champ. Damn, Trips why, why :(. Now Kang has to Molly Whoop Boldie Locks and his Three Bears. Was a good match but it seemed Bold just had Trips number. That King Of OCW banner is fucking pimp, Whoever the fuck made that shit is a fucking graphics God! Haha, and John Cena won. Damn man, is Cena gonna have one last long title run before he hangs up the boots? Who the fuck knows but when I get up there for a shot, if he has it... Cena your a good buddy, but business is business, I hope you can understand. Good PPV everyone, lacks RP's. Didn't really do much in RP department but it still was all good, most matches delivered where the RP's did not.
  23. Well I've never played 4 of those people in active competition so I'm thinking he is referring to any game and Amart didn't Molly Whoop the Kangs ass and he'll be the first to admit it.
  24. I didn't think you'd recognize me off of first looks my son.
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