Kang James

It starts out with an interview, nothing special but a sit down with Kang James and Stacy Clark. Call it what you want but its just a little segment talking about Kang James and his enemy as of right now Vincent Valmont In the backround is the OCW emblem and what seems to be a black sheet behind Kang. Kang is sitting there in street clothes and you can see Stacy Clark's microphone but what gives it away is being the only female for OCW interviewers so the voice Stacy Clark goes ahead and ask Kang a question about Vincent Valmont and why he seems to only want Kang James or really wants to take down Kang James Stacy Clark: Hello there Kang, well as you know I am just hear for an interview with you about your enemy at this time Vincent Valmont and what this means to you right now with dealing with him and any other opponent Mr. Vimes puts you up against. Kang simply shrugs like it was no biggy, didn't really bother him much Kang James: It's no biggy really, that pansy whipping fool hasn't even ran into me face to face so I am not even thinking about him but if he does I will be ready to let him know your messing with Kang and if you come stepping Kang will deliver the ass whooping of a lifetime, the pansy beating of a showdown and anything else that goes with it. You can tell Stacy Clark is trying to think of stuff to ask as this goes along but then comes up with something else while Kang was describing what will happen when and if Vincent Valmont shows his face around Kang James Stacy Clark: Ahh, well does it get tiring to go up against Main Eventers and great fighters like you have and then turn around and look at Vincent Valmont? I mean I know Vincent does not have the same reputation as some of the guys you have faced but he really seems determined and it's not like he went down easy against an old CCW Champ Kang James: You see thats the thing, people think Kang cares. It's all about the fans and providing a great show for them to watch and make them wanna come back to see Kang. Not the guy that wins but to see Kang, to see how good he does and people cheer for Kang. They want Kang to win but Kang wants to deliver a good match and thats where Kang is different from all the other OCW Superstars. Stacy Clark: But won't people stop watching if you always lose? If you perform and don't get the W and just try and make it a good match and nothing says Kang can't do both. Kang shakes his head like its pointless, some of the greats go there by performing and he knows he will to but people don't seem to remember that. Kang James: Kang can and has done both just hasn't pulled one out in a while but thats not what matters to Kang. Kang makes a show for the people, However that pansy licking fool will get his ass whooped in the ring. Thats where Kang will perform a show and also perform the executional ass whooping off a life time. Also gotta add in Kang has beaten 2 OCW Champs, one former and one current so when Vincent "the Pansy boy" Valmont did good against an old CCW Champ it didn't intimidate Kang at all. Stacy Clark looks confused as to when Kang beat the current OCW Champ and how as she doesn't remember to when he did pull out the win against him. She sits there thinking about a question to continue the Vincent Valmont issue and to have conversation about Kangs Career Stacy Clark: Hmm I don't seem to remember you beating Majin, I know you had issues with him and Kage around the same time but I can't remember when you beat strictly Majin. As for Vincent Valmont and your issue with him do you think Vimes will ever put you up against this man or do you think Vimes is worried about him as much as you are? Kang James: I think Vimes is worried about him as much as I am but who knows we may see Pansy Boy go up against Kang James in the future if he has the balls. As for when I beat Majin, I beat that transvestite when it was Me vs Him and Brutus was the special ref. I got the 1 and 2 but Brutus broke it up and refused to count the 3. Stacy Clark: Ahh Ok, well before we head out here let me ask you two things. Would you say you have any regrets in your current OCW career and would you like to leave a message to Vincent Valmont before we officially head out? Kang sits there and rubs his chin to start and think back about his OCW career and how to continue about trying to get in the head of Vincent Valmont, he then comes up with and idea and his regret. Kang James: Yea so far Kangs only regret is teaming up with that back stabbing Brady bunch boy to beat Kage. It wasn't like Kang and Kang regrets it and as for Pansy Boy ill need to borrow that mic of yours Stacy Clark hands Kang James the mic and Kang James takes it and begins to do one of the greatest OCW sounds Kang James: Haven't done this in a while so it'll feel good but this is to you Pansy boy... KAAAAAAANG!! James is waiting for you

Do you eat chilly every time you do The Desk cause it sure fucking sounds like it? Why hasn't RD been suspended for steroids? Who do you hate the most out of all the OCW rejects? Ps3 or 360? Yankmees, Yankers.. Yankees or Mets? Jets or Giants?

Sweet short and to the point, I like it.

Congrats to the winners... And congrats to Bauer for rookie of the year. Didn't think I could pull away with that one anyways.

Nice card as always, hopefully I don't disappoint.

Finally holiday season is slowing down, and voted.

Jim Black is shown at the exit of the Arena from Chill Faktor, he wants to talk to the quite as of late KAANG James wants to hear from him and people want to hear from a people favorite that is KAANG. As they are recording right off the bat to put this up on OCWFED.net the door opens to the exit and it's KAANG with some street clothes a suit case and a gym bag. Jim Black quickly looks at him and becoming a fan of KAANG decides to say KAANG Jim Black: "Kaang James, Mr. Kaang may we please have a word with you" KAANG slowly turns around and sees Jim Black and nod's at him, he slowly puts his suit case down as he leans and says after putting the suit case down. KAANG James: "The KAANG has a couple min's to spare before he heads out" Jim Black knows that Jay gave the superstars a break for the Christmas holiday but Jim Black was just interested as to where KAANG was going. Jim Black: "Very well thank you, just out of curiosity KAANG where are you head to for the break?" KAANG Rubs his nose and looks over at Jim Black to answer his question. KAANG James: "KAANG James has a beautiful women at home and a loving family he needs to attend to" Jim Black shakes his head as he understands, and then goes ahead and gets to asking some other questions before he ask some of the bigger ones. Jim Black: "Very well KAANG, if we may ask what did you think of your mystery opponent reveling himself at Chill Faktor?" KAANG smiles and shakes his head and can't believe people are asking him about this. KAANG James: "That half pound of turkey slob, that wish he was where I'm at kiddle nit, the jump the rope but forget the soap loser. Well after KAANG is done with his Christmas, Vic Vimes better schedule us against each other so I can send that sobbing son of a steroid user back to the pits of shitville" Jim Black nearly laughs but holds it in and continue to ask questions. Jim Black: "Well other then after the break you plan to beat him where else do you see him going, I mean you and him agains't each other and what not" KAANG looks at Jim Black like he can't believe he just asked that and was possibly serious about that, he's about to speak and takes a deep breath before doing so. KAANG James: "The only thing that half pound of turkey blog has with getting far with me is me getting him for the 1 2 3, nothing more nothing less, understand that Black. Quite shocked you wouldn't think that Jimmy "the little Johnson" Black" Jim Black gets that face like, sorry I even asked and the decides to ask about how Chill Faktor to KAANG was. Jim Black: "Well since we got that outta the way let me go ahead and ask, how did you like Chill Faktor?" KAANG licks his lips and gets a smile and mumbles something and then speaks. KAANG James: "KAANG liked it, don't understand why Ranger Dick would turn on a long time friend, I use to mark for the big ol dog shit but you better believe I don't anymore, turning on a friend ain't KAANG's style" Jim Black shakes his head as well in shock that he did that, and then turns to KAANG Jim Black: "Well KAANG James, thanks for the interview and we hope you have a Merry Christmas" The KAANG nods to him like no problem and picks up his bags and heads out.

I can do it any time later in the day EST.

Haha, Yea sir I did.

Banjo and Michaels had to many leg trips or whatever the hell you wanna call that move, way to many. All the other matches where good, RD whipped up on Trips. I had the same thing happen to me just not RD, the other champ :p. Really really like Bauer vs Matt Spears y'all really worked well together in my book. And Deano and Air was more of one sided but Air started to make a run, just a little to late. All in all pretty nice Turmoil I liked it.

I marked for the way Deano walked when Strider came in.

I think it's cause his guy is suppose to have a lisp, which is why he put an S after Sensation. Either that or he's a little crossed eyed and always sees 2 of everything.

It's KANG James not King, everyone knows Kang but when they see King it's like "What the fuck?!".

Na, it's just it's separate video... Was pretty good, Haha.

You should ah known that I had an off game against AJ because of our last dark match :D Anyways, great matches. Since I can't and don't wanna vote for my own match as MOTN I am gonna go with Ed Reed and Majins match as MOTN. Still gotta read the roleplays but I loved the matches.

Match of the night for me goes to Leon and Deano, good ass match y'all really enjoyed it. Deano took a great lead but Leon fought back and made the match a toss up. Also liked the Gambit costume.

Yea man, I swear I was mad at myself after that one. I knew I could do alot better but no excuses AJ gave me my first real job... And my last :p.

Great show, I liked the Morleck match the most.

Pssh, the situation was if Majins special would run out in time or not, I woulda waited but thought it would be cheap so just pinned him and thought it would look good either way.

Kang James! Also like how you paused and said complain instead of bitch.

Haha, I remember my debut match was against Pee Stee until I got the red rings, who woulda thought. Anyways it's gonna be an awesome match.

WB had some great stuff to offer but you can't beat SciFi, So I am an employee at SciFi and right now I gotta say I am lovin it.

Nate turns heel but when he comes back he has kryptonite in his eye from the fatal fall, it damaged his eye somehow so they replaced it with kryptonite for a more bad ass look.

Is it just me or does that picture look like there thinking about a little one on one action.

*After Riot Jim Black searched for Brian James, The Real King James, The James that is James and The pure Brian James. So after a while of searching he finds James putting his wrestling attire in a bag* *Sorta outta breath cause he was searching for The James that is James he speaks roughly* Jim Black: "Mr. James, James, May I have a word with you about your debut?" *The Real King James looks around acting like he didn't hear anything* *Jim Black looks confused and thinks James sees a fly that is really bothering him* *The Real King James looks at Jim Black, and after looking at him he shakes his head* The Real King James: "Listen Baboon Butt Looking, Monkey Cufflin, Corn Flake hair lookin, Raw meat waring and As tall as Elmer Fudge you will refer me as either...." *Brian James puts fingers in Jim Blacks face and points to each on as he says one name you can refer to him as* The Real King James: (Continue) "....The Real King James, The James that is James, The Pure Brian James...." *The James that is James kneels down* The Real King James (Continue) "And if you refer to me as The Pure Brian James you must kneel...." *The Pure Brian James stands back up* *Jim Black trys to say something* Jim Black: "That is..." *The James that is James gets a funny pissed look at Jim Black* The Real King James: "Did..." *The Pure Brian James pauses as he can't believe what Jim Black did, and before James is about to talk he licks his lips* The Real King James: "Did, it look like The James that is James, look like he was finished talking Baboon Butt?" Jim Black: "Na... No, you weren't and I apologize The James that is James" *The Pure One shakes his head as if he was happy and continues* The Real King James: (Continue from top) "Now as The Pure Brian James was saying, ..... N last but not least Future Champ" *Jim Black shakes his head, to let The Future Champ know he acknowledges what he says* Jim Black: "Ok Future Champ, May we have a interview with you about your debut?" *The James that is James shakes his head in a yes motion and Jim Black walks over to stand next to him and the camera man start to role* Jim Black: "Well hello there The Real King James, it has been a while since we have seen you" *The James that is James looks over at Jim Black and just chuckles sorta like saying Are you serious* The Real King James: "Listen here Baboon Butt, don't act like you just walked into this room and ask what you came here to ask" *Jim Black clears his throat sorta like saying :wow that was mean:* Jim Black: "Very... Very Well, Well, As anyone knows that watched Riot today they saw that Mr. Kage...." *The Real King James interrupts Jim Black when he said Kage and quickly says* The Real King James: "Brutus" *Jim Black looks at The James that is James when he says that, then gets back to what he was saying* Jim Black: (Continued) "....Was not the greatest of Tag Partners for The Real King James here cause Mr. Kage would not let The James that is James tag in Kage. Not only that be he also had to take on the Former Hardcore Champ and Former TV Champ which where both members of ToP. So Since we have the victim of this terrible result here lets go ahead and ask him, The Real King James what do you have to say about your match?" *The James that is James clears his throat since its going to be long* The Real King James: "Well since Billy Bob Thorton of the Brutus Village knows what I gotta say about him well go ahead and start with The Transvestites on PigShyte and two of there members Majin the Hyena Hunter and The Steve Leader of the Transvestites part" *Jim Black looks confused as to why The Real King James called Majin and The Steve odd names* Jim Black: "Please explain the odd names for the two of them" *The Real King James looks over at Jim Black fastly* The James that is James: (Faster speaking like on red bull) "You wanna know why The Real King James calls them by that, You wanna know. Well The James that is James is gonna tell everyone that is watching this and to you Jim Black..." *The James that is James breathes in and sniffs* The Real King James: "The Reason that Hyena Laughin, Emo Lookin, White Trash Wearin, Old Hardcore Champion gets the name Majin the Hyena Hunter is cause every time he talks on the mic he laughs like Cob Porter is tickling him on his little Oscar Meyer Weiner" *Jim Black looks confused as to who Cob Porter is* Jim Black: "Who... Who is Cob Porter?" *The Real King James just tells Jim Black as if Jim Black is stupid for not knowing* The Real King James: "You know, That little guy always walking with White Trash as if it was his manager" *Jim Black realizes who The Real King James is talking about* Jim Black: "You... You mean Casey Paine?" *The Real King James snaps his fingers* The Real King James: "Yea thats the one, I knew it was one of the two. Anyways yea that little guy" *Jim Black Smiles* Jim Black: "Casey, Casey Paine is a women" *The Real King James gets and awful face like he can't believe it* The Real King James: "Holy Shyte, Are you serious? I mean I just thought it was one of The Transvestites leaders little minions that helped out White Trash. Aww... Aww God that is as sick as Thantos humping Gertude." *Both The Real King James and Jim Black get this face like they threw up in there mouth when The Real King James mentioned the Thantos comment* Jim Black: "Yes well anyways, what about The Steve, why did you name him the name you did?" The Real King James: "That Transvestite Looking, Mushroom Head Wearin, 1st person speaking idiot was only there cause he wanted to see what his little minion was getting......" *The Real King James looks around* The Real King James: "I am sure White Trash and Transvestite are mixing it up right now" *Jim Black looks around as well then look back at the camera* Jim Black: "Ok, Well do you have any comments for the current Hardcore Champion.. Mr. Kage" The Real King James: "Pssh, That Amish Lookin, Brutus, yea I got a couple things to say. Brutus is dodging me like Shirle is Dodging Sharry. Yeah well Brutus this rook likes that Hardcore Championship and it just so happens that the Rain check is still waiting to be passed out. So puny little shyte bag how bout it....." *The Real King James shrugs* The Real King James: (Continue) ".....I mean I am just a rook right, so how bout I take that weight off from under you waist and add it to mine?" *Jim Black looks at The James that is James as he grabs his bag and walks off* Jim Black: "Ok folks there you have it and this is Jim Black saying goodbye until next time" OOC: Holy shit thats long, anyways hope y'all like it.