Kang James

You seem to forget who gave you the most Sexellence move in sports entertainment.

Well his toe kick turned me red so I didn't mind it. Was extremely tired that match as well but it was good. Also don't know if this was a miss spell but I got a chuckle outta it "With Parker now gaining finishers at every Fart".

On OCWFED.net there is a link up there, just was put up not to long ago. It's a video that you can download on "How Kang's doing after the attack". Once downloaded it shows Kang talking to his Doctor after a check up from the attack. The Doctor chuckles as he is looking threw his notes after the check up. The Doctor: You lucky son of a gun, well Kaang your looking at 2 weeks tops. Nothing broken but your ribs are sure as hell bruised and surprised you didn't have a concussion but I would bandage your head up. Up to you tho, but you gotta bandage those ribs up. Kaang Chuckles. Kang James: Listen Roppa Doc I appreciate you helping Kang out but I ain't gonna be gone for 2 weeks, not even 1 week. First off the Fans need Kang and Second I gotta meeting with two guys in the back, and it isn't a scheduled meeting. In fact I doubt there even going to be happy to see Kang. The Doctor shakes his head. Doctor: Listen James, if you go out there and hurt yourself some more you may get some ribs broken and if that happens your gonna be out for a hell of a lot longer then 2 weeks. So unless you wanna sit at home for a good 2 months I suggest you take it easy for 2 weeks. Kang again chuckles and shakes his head. Kang James: Like is said Dicky Long stockings Kang ain't sitting on the sidelines for 2 weeks, Kang appreciates the advice but Kangs gotta Molly Whoops some Ass, Bring the Trash to the dump and Drop to little boys off at the park. So 2 weeks without Kang isn't going to happen. The Doctor rubs his eyes. Doctor: Ok, well if anything at least badge those ribs up. I can't stop you from doing what you gotta do but I can make you badge those ribs up. Kang shakes his head. Kang James: Gotcha, I'll do that. Anything else Kang needs to do to ensure that Kang can Molly Whoop some asses? The Doctor walks over to a small counter and pulls out a card with a pin and walks over to Kang. Doctor: Yea, sign this for my Kid, his names Junior. Kang chuckles as he grabs the pen and card from the Doctor and writes KAAAAAAANG! James thanks you Junior and hands it back to The Doctor. Doctor: Thanks Kang, appreciate it he's going to love this. Kang sits up and holds his ribs and groans when he does. Kang James: No problem pops. The Doctor puts the card back on the small counter as he smiles and looks back over at Kang who walked to the door. Kang stops at the door and seems to be thinking about something. Kang James: Alright, lets see if Kang can do.... The Doctor interrupts Kang. Doctor: Do what? Kang James: Don't interrupt Kang and you'll see. Kang bends down just slightly... Kang James: KAAAAAAAANG! James, is out! After that Kang starts to walk to the exit like a old man, as the Doctor walks to the door that Kang was at and watches Kang walk to the exit. Kang James: Thanks again Doc. The Video comes to a sudden halt.

Gaines is Macho Man, and your Billy Gunn.

Kangs Corner (Note, if anyone has some catchy name idea for this PM it to me.) So we start off Turmoil with a bang and the RP genius that is Brad Bauer. Pretty much tells us why Matty Boy has been attacking Bauer for the last 2 shows, ... Because he's failed. Hmm, interesting reason. Anyways, now there fighting at End Games and next week they get to have a tag team partner of there choice, can't attack each other till End Games or something like that and Bauer is in a Cage match for the ME tonight. Very good RP, but really isn't that what we all expected anyways?. ---- Tyro Kraven vs Seth Irving Ended up shaking my head again on this one, the main man Tyro went toe to toe with Irving but I think the lack of durability on Tyro's part again screwed him over. Nice match, only one mistake I noticed and thats all. Also seemed like Seth toned down on the riods again. ---- So Tyro blames the Ref for his loss, saying that he counted slow when he pinned Irving and that it should have been a 3 count. Anyways pretty decent RP, wonder where he's gonna go with this one. ---- Haha, so the big bitch strikes again. Basically kills Ryder (Of course Aries does it first) and then she kills Aries. Still mark for Aries accented RP's, don't see it often and it works. ---- Michael Heaton vs Manic Matt Wilson So at the start this seemed like a good match, was back and forth and really delivered but then I started to feel sleepy. Maybe it was because finisher after finisher was being hit but no pin, don't know why but the match lasted longer then it should have. Anyways, good match just should have been finished a lot sooner and in the end it's what sorta made the match from good to ok. ---- So another good RP from Rev Inc., VS basically walks in talking on the phone to someone and try's to play it off as if he was ordering Chinese Food. Then gets to talking with Guy about his book only to cut him off cause he almost fell asleep. Good RP none the less tho, I liked it. ---- Ministry vs Mad Mike So before the match Ministry basically shoves the guy that wanted an Interview, which means no. Anyways on to the match, good match was basically an all striker type match with a few grapples and I digged it. Huge Mad Mike mark out so sucked to see him lose but Ministry isn't a push over. ---- So Merry Poppins is in pain from the last kick and Aries just won't stop bugging him. Anyways Merry Poppins says something about the big bitch and I guess she heard him. Anyways, Aries tries to hide him and I guess succeeds at it since Merry Poppins doesn't get found by big bitch, instead Aries takes a hit for him. ---- So Macho Man and Deano say that Odd Couple is dead and instead of going there own way they bring up a new name... S.E.X. Actually like the name and is pretty well thought up, good stuff there Billy Gunn and Macho Man. ---- Merry Poppins & Soul Glo vs S.E.X (Macho Man & Billy Gunn) Pretty good match to start off, gotta love Deano and his chops... Fucking obsessed with chops. Anyways wish we could've saw some more Tag Team combos other then the one Macho Man hit when he tagged out. Still good stuff, didn't like the ending much felt like a game of tag if anything but these days most tag match endings aren't the greatest. ---- Haha, So Soul Glo talks shit about Ryder and saying that Soul Glo purposely didn't break up the pin cause he didn't want to break a sweat doing it. Anyways good RP, also said that the Ref purposely did a quick count to make himself lose that one. Altho, he would've lost anyways if he wasn't planning to break up the pin but hey its Soul Glo baby. ---- So Air pretty much calls Blood a chicken, Blood doesn't like it and puts hit up against someone (Malu) and now we get to see an ass kicking. ---- Malu vs Air Well this is like any Lhwy, he going to get torn up against the other fat shit of OCW. Air doesn't go down without a fight tho so at least he didn't disgrace the Lhwy name but then again it was against Malu so getting him Double Orange as a Lhwy is a accomplishment. ---- So RD pretty much doesn't wanna play Val or whatever, anyways this RP pretty much is that the old fart Regan is saying RD got caught up in a plane or something to that extent and Val doesn't have an opponent (And go figure I was looking forward to this match, even tho I do hate Powerhouses going up against Lhwy). So Val talks so shit about the old fart and now its a match between Val and the Old Fart. ---- So Carlos Cruz just relaxing after a hard days work and then we find out his little voice can actually control him, pretty interesting looking forward to if he continues this little battle with his voice or just keeps it apart of himself with no real forward type of thing for it. Anyways good RP there Cruz, enjoyed it. ---- Old Fart vs Val Finale Pretty good match all in all, William Regal just couldn't do much against Val and thats really all. Sucks tho that we couldn't see him face RD, anyways put Val up against I high slandered EX... I wanna see it now!. Be nice to see where he stand in the mix of the EX world as I am starting to mark for him. ---- So to of my biggest marks in Turmoil set up an RP together, Sand Bag Lungs Steven Jones and Cripple H. Was a good RP, interested to see where this is going but I also wanna see Mr.Jones go up against RD specially after his great performance at Lution. Got at least me thinking he may be the one to take the title from Ranger Dick. ---- So Greatness gets his phone stolen by none other then VS. Decent RP, haha if Greatness was so "Great" wouldn't they have held the plan for the "Great One". Pssh, we all know your just Ranger Dick in our minds buddy. None the less great RP, loved it. ---- Brad Bauer vs Versus So digging the new attire there Brad and glad VS went back to his old song (Realized that he did earlier then this but hadn't said anything). So going into this match I notice Bauer is like really small cause I know Versus isn't tall but he has atleast 5-6 inches on Bauer. Good match, was pretty much sure Versus was going to win that match, seemed like he was ahead the whole thing until the end. Bauer seemed like he pulled a little to much running moves near the end there but other then that I liked it. ---- All in all good Turmoil, not all good matches but there we're some and some great RP's to make it from decent to good. Enjoyed it, thanks to all that put forth the effort cause like I said I enjoyed it.

Irvings intro had the "Please Reconnect Your Controller" as if his batteries ran out.

Half way threw, some ok matches... i'll write my review on it today or probably tomorrow.

Start talking with a tsk faggot, I kid, I kid.

Kangs Corner So to open up Ambition Han basically say's to treat him with respect to Valmont and Porter and since they haven't or didn't they are putting them up against First Class Resolution. ---- Aries comes into scene (Always marked for his accented roleplays) and pretty much tells Ryder that he go them new attire. (Saw it up close and it seems Aries swings both ways, but in the show it's hard to see what there actually wearing so its mark worthy). Anyways Aries girlfriend what I get the impression is some big boned bitch is Aries girlfriend and she pretty much owns the both of them. ---- First Class Solution vs N'Sync (Jack Porter & Justin Timberlake) Pretty good match, you could really tell that Timberlake was the Powerhouse of the bunch cause it took him a while to actually get Red. That and Ryder has red hair, dude you have red hair... How many red haired men do you see, it looks gay drop it. Anyways good match just didn't like the finish, Ryder pretty much ran up to him and pressed Y and didn't allow it to flash for a couple seconds or a second. ---- Smythe pretty much just tells Han to suck his dick cause he's been doing the same to the boss and he can do what he wants because of that (Or in other terms he is an SA member and can do what he wants cause of it). ---- So Smythe now breaks the news to AMart that he'll be his Manager and Amart doesn't approve, or doesn't want it and tells him he will hurt him if he tries to get in the way of the match. ---- CJ Hoppus vs Anthony Martin Like I have stated in this thread it was a good match, but it wasn't a MOTY candidate. Altho you gotta give CJ credit the man just would not give it up, think he got 4 finishers reversed till that Fat Shit actually landed his kick. Anyways you could tell Amart was trying to fight Smythe but it just felt like during that match Amart wasn't sure if he should take advantage of Smythes help or beat the shit out of Smythe because Amart is Face. In the end, he turned out being a Tweener in there but good match none the less, and good stuff trying to Mix it up Smythe just did it sorta wrong I guess, I don't know. ---- Smythe pretty much beats down CJ with the mic because CJ was fighting back, altho again wish we coulda seen AMart at least make an effort to defend CJ since he is face and didn't just let him get beat down. Aww well, decent RP just Smythe shoulda taken AMart out to atleast make it seem Amart was more of a face. ---- So Tyro pretty much is avoiding Stacy, Why? Maybe cause he's still not a people person like we saw at Lution or as he put it he just doesnt give a rats ass so he isn't going to hide it. ---- Vinnie pretty much says "Fuck Ambition, I wanna be on Turmoil, put me on Turmoil" Still pretty much saying that he wants to give the people what they want or whatever. Oh and that he was going to fuck Tyro in the Ass, yea pretty weird huh? Haha, Nah he said he was going to basically beat the shit outta him. ---- Vindicator vs Tyro Kraven Well I'll say first of I mark for Tyro's entrance but then again I mark for Tyro period so nice stuff man. Now with the match, Tyro seemed to really control most of the match till the end which makes me think Tyros durability kills him against HW's. Almost like hes at the Lhwy disadvantage. Anyways decent match didn't like the ending, seems like these days only the rare few will actually allow the finisher to flash a second before they hit it. ---- Decent Ambition over all, wasn't the greatest and was actually closer to crappier then good :(. But it had it's spotlights that almost all shows do so good job to the few and keep it up.

Haha, yea I saw that. Gotta hand it to CJ on that one, he pulled a Cruz on us, but in the match itself it's hard to just "Forget about you" you tried to be in the match as well but the fact that your heel I don't say "It was stupid" you shoulda because you we're heel. Just for instance when you got CJ and hit his neck against the ropes Martin speared him after words (After CJ's Animation thing stopped) and that seemed like he was the other heel and you we're helping him out. A face woulda got out the ring and tried to take you out.

I'll post my review on it after I finish it but saw CJ vs Martin. It had its moments but it wasn't MOTY candidate, that match can't compete with Kage vs Nate at Lution. That and Martin was rebounding off of your heel moves, didn't really enjoy that. Don't get me wrong tho it wasn't a horrible match just some of the rebounds and choices just seemed semi bad, but I liked what you 3 tried to do.

It wasn't a random request... Look at our Riot RP :(.

Kangs Corner So we start out with an RP from our new Champ Mr. Guy Fatso. Good RP, but I am sure thats what we all expect from him. Nice stuff to open off the Riot following the Lution event. Couldn't have opened it any better. ---- CJ Hoppus Vs Kang James It was my match, was fun and great but I don't talk about my own match. ---- Again, don't talk about my own stuff really. Altho I liked that RP with Martin overall. ---- Ed Reed vs Eddie Mace Pretty much the result was because of one being Light Heavy against a Powerhouse Heavy. Not trying to take away from the match, it was good but you can tell that Mace had the upper advantage cause of it (Which is the case for most matches like this). ---- My RP with Parker and AA, quite shocked this hasn't gotten much attention really. Thought that it was a great roleplay that the 3 of us did. Ah well, just gonna have to deliver like we did this Riot in the future and maybe it'll get noticed more. ---- Bold's RP, basically him sucking his own cock but it was a good rp none the less. Gave a nice Heel look off of it and it delivered. Want to see where he is going with this as well. ---- Double A vs Josiah Cross Well it seemed a little obvious at the beginning they we're careful on what they we're doing cause of the Riot heat. Altho I think they shouldn't have cause they really to me didn't do anything wrong. Great match and it delivered a nice 1,2 punch. New this was going to be a good match anyways so I enjoyed it. ---- So Mr. V V is trying to get the Hardcore title that Parker dropped, just give it up Vinny Testicle Verde. Anyways Mace comes out and pretty much says "You fucking blow, you don't deserve anything around your waist". Nice RP, liked it... Can sorta see where this is going. Oh and I loved the Vimes Note, classic. ---- Strider vs Bold Loved the way Strider played in this match, just felt pretty bad ass like he was a true born Ex but Bolds guns proved to be to much. All in All it was a great match, just seemed like Bold over powered him but like I said that seems to always happen when you put a Powerhouse up against a Light Heavy. ---- So AJ pretty much pisses Nate off and Nate try's to get some verbal shots in there. Shoulda just contacted Kang my man, I woulda sent AJ crying to his Asain Wife (That got raped by Kage), Asain Bodyguards, Asain House, Asain Cars and Asain.... Dude AJ, what the fuck is it with you and Asains. Fucker probably gets off when he hears "Me love you long time". ---- Leon's Rp, pretty decent stuff. Think it made it better when Smythe came in and did his heel shit. To be honest I like what Smythe proposed, he's really doing well with this heel shit. Enough to make me contemplate working with his ass in the future. ---- Pee Stee vs Kage The most anticipated match for this Riot, seemed pretty good to be honest I really liked it. Yea may have felt and little like they we're trying to play it safe after the Lution stuff but it delivered but Kage came out on top like last time. Of course Parker didn't go down easy, I swear me and Parker need to double team that fucker so we can finally say we took him down. ---- So match of the year continues it seems, with Kage pretty much saying he earned Nates respect and then Kage doing what he does best and fucking him over. Altho he did shake with him, so maybe this means he's turning face slowly.... Nah, no way. ---- So Leon pretty much meets with Guy about talking strategy and Guy sorta shrugs him off with a simple plan but hey he's right whos the world champ?. Anyways I loved it, liked Guys reason as to finishing it early as well. Good stuff the 3 of you. ---- Guy Fatso & Leon vs SA (Majin & Smythe) Ehh, it was ok. Smythe seemed to try and make it a gimmick match and Leon sorta did to (With his Taunt steal, like a Show Stealer) but didn't really like Smythe coming in to simply break that up. Also break up the Chinlock, seemed they we're all making it a gimmick match (Which is good) but Smythe's gimmick I guess is to screw all the others on trying to get there little gimmick shit in. Also didn't like Guy staying in the ring to basically wait for Smythe and the only way to break it up was Smythe had to reverse it and then run over to stop the pin. ---- Like I said tho, it was good but wasn't the greatest. Altho some of the RP's we're great just seems to be getting ignored which sucks. Hopefully this helps with the acknowledgment for some to keep up the good work.

Haha, then I'm seriously tripping on something.

Got Damn it Pee Stee you digged into the magical fruit of Roids and your not markable for me anymore :mad:. Go back to your face paint from your avatar and go on the Versus diet plan to lose it to where you were before. Altho, I would have to say you should write a book cause no man can gain that amount of muscle in just 5 days. Anyways decent show, to me it wasn't amazing (Of course coming off of Lution nothing can possibly be) but it wasn't horrible. I'll write something up after I read all the Rp's.

Going to try and make it as well.

Haha, I wonder what the Permanent loss will be. Good RP none the less, hopefully Vega will make a return, always have marked for him.

Half the time I watched that match I thought there was a got damn bug on my screen.

Haha, thanks man. Yea DMX is my second favorite rapper behind Immortal Technique.

You know its funny, when I talk with you on IM your grammar is shit but here it looks good... I'm proud of you Sensation your taking a big step. And that part in bold better have not been a shot at Kang or AA, cause we would flip it side ways and stick it STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!.

Tyro has now been exempt from "Who is Tyro Kraven?". Now it's "Who the fuck is Aaron Jackson?" Still good card, really looking forward to Parker vs Kage.

Damn I wish I didn't post mine on accident and sent it to you :(, Aww well still some good stuff BB.

A man stands in front of the podium and announces... Man: "And now we will have Kang James come out to answer any question you may have for him." Kang's music hits and he walks out in a nice white suit, walks over to the podium and stands there as people start to ask questions in no order or fashion. Sort of like a bunch of 5 year olds trying to ask there teacher something. Kang chuckles... Kang: "Hold on, Hold on here. I can't understand you all when you ask questions all together. Let's do this in a orderly fashion one by one till we get threw all of them." They then begin to all raise there hands like a 5 year old wanting to be called on, Kang points to one man as Kang then rubs his chin as the Man begins to ask his question. David Jones: "Yes hello there Kang, my question is this. Double A claims he brought you into OCW as you may already know. I know you addressed this question on Riot but could you go into more depth as to the whole issue between you and him?" Kang licks his lips as he re arranges the way he's standing and the replies. Kang: "Yea, I knew this question was going to come up even tho I addressed it. Couple of the guys I respect in the back have asked the same question. It's plain and simple that waste of space that doesn't deserve to live helped my old self get into OCW. You see as many of you already know Kang old and I guess still current name was Brian James, during that time I was a football player for the University of Kentucky and was almost sure I was going pro but was un drafted. After the draft I went to my local bar and it just so happened CCW had a show where I lived. Double A was at the bar at the time, drunk like always and looked over saw me and thought I had the look of a superstar and he decided to put me under his wing. Then that waste of seamen split and I did all the rest myself, trained myself, worked out myself and became Kang with the fans helps. That little shit doesn't have anything to do with Kang, hes trying to say he brought Kang into this place and the only person to do that was Kang and the Kang Fans." After the question people start to raise there hands again, as Kang coughs and covers his mouth he points to another person with his other hand. Lisa Morali: "Is there any reason why the news of you being brought up by Double A wasn't really brought up when you first started?" Kang chuckles again... Kang: "Cause he didn't, Kang and the Kang Fans got Kang into OCW. He just got me to know the people I needed to and then split but tries to take credit for getting me in here. That Two timing donkey whore doesn't have anything to do with Kang and never did." After the question they all raised there hands again and Kang points and yet another person. Mark Manny: "This has been said to be the match for respect, any thoughts on that?" Kang: "Why the hell would I want to earn Condom Boy's respect? A man that attacks Kang's mother or any Family or Friend or even Fan is nothing but Kang's enemy and Kang makes sure that all he does is Molly Whoop! an enemy." A couple more hand raise Kang: "Didn't see the beautiful Stacy Clark in there, go ahead Stacy and hit me with a question." Stacy stands. Stacy Clark: "Hello there Kang, I have always wanted to ask this... Why Kang James?" Kang: "Cause it's simple, I am the King of the Fans. They voted and I came out on top, and when the opponent steps in that ring he knows he's facing the peoples Kang." They all start to raise there hands again as Kang points to another. Marcus Green: "Hello Kang, Do you think we can get the Kang voice from you before you leave." Kang smiles and then coughs to clear his throat as he takes the mic off the podium, and starts... Kang: "KAAAAAAAAAANG! James is out." Kangs music starts to play again as he walks back and the people clap.

I'm on to your black magic Gypsy, you do not phase me.

Strong Grapples can happen, shit watch my match with Kage I think I landed 4-5 of them. Think he only landed 1 but hey I was named the OCW reversal Kang! by Smythe so that why.