Kang James

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!

You really think your going to get Guy to sign that release form?

He called me a Poo Poo head, pissed me the fuck off and couldn't wait till Damnation to Molly Whoop dat ass.

Thanks Smythe, I know I did.

Kang would come over there and Molly Whoop Dat Ass! but Cross hit Kang and when you hit Kang you get your ass Hanged.

Kaangs Court (It's back, was gonna do it on Turmoil but with the shit that went on I decided to start it on Riot.) So I really don't know what to make of this RP, its about rubbing Ma'jins Nipples.... Then he has Heaton take the bandages off. Started to sound a little iffy there for a second, as if Heaton was going to replace Casey. Anyways good RP, Casey later comes in and tries to help Ma'Jin but he declines and then Heaton continues his gay ways by saying he'll sleep with him. --- Hardcore Championship Eddie Mace vs Colt Starr So this right here was an amazing match, I don't know guess cause I was rooting for Mace to pull it off more the Starr. Just think that Mace can make a great Hardcore Champ and bring the title back. Got to a point where I was sort of telling Mace (While watching the match) to use his Hardcore Perk cause he is gonna turn Red soon. None the less tho great match, Hopefully Colt can bring the title back and congrats on your first Title win rook. --- So Aries pretty much talks shit somewhat about Death Row and Val, well not really Val he just said he wanted to get away from the Bum. Actually liked his little skit on Death Row, was quite funny. --- Haha, so Guy talks to Nate about the title and Smythes shot and leaving it without defending it and Nate doesn't like that. Vs comes into the picture and then Rec Inc. starts to talk about who they should put up against Kage and Gaines says he would. Then Guy says something about choosing someone in Rev Inc. and during that little section I really did laugh my ass off about Guy refusing to accept Gaines is in Rec Inc... Great Rp. --- So this is my RP and I don't blow my own horn altho I will say I did enjoy writing some of that with Cross. --- Kang James vs A Jax Well it was a good match but I will say this, beating me will now be a tough task for everyone. --- So Nate runs into Smythe and tells him he is going to force him to fight Kage. Smythe doesn't like it and says he refuses, Nate says he already talked to Vimes so go fuck yourself. --- Tyro Kraven vs Nate Ortiz Haha, Word Life. Anyways this match ranks up there with the Mace / Colt match. Was a great match down to the wire, Tyro gets red first but we all know why and then I thought Nate had it there. Then Tyro gets Nate finish able goes to the top rope and gains a finisher so right then I thought Tyro and get the upset. Then Nate hits him with a running DDT and sets him up for a FU and Nate still pulls out the win. --- Haha, so CJ pretty much screw over Air. Air had a deal with Axe and CJ took it from him by saying he was the better man and could get it done faster and what not. Of course since CJ is so kind he didn't leave Air in the dust he just left him with some Gas. --- Anthony Martin vs Boldo the Clown So it's pretty much Bold controlling the whole match, Altho I didn't lose hope for Amart as he always seems to be more of a comeback type of fighter anyways. Altho I don't think it was so this match, he did start to come back a little near the end but Bold just took the control of the match back and finished it. Should have never tried to still his taunt Amart :(. --- Kage vs Smythe Well, Smythe comes out with something like an MVP attire but looks more like a pastor or some shit. It coulda worked but wasn't digging it. Anyways we get some talking going on and Kage pretty much says that Smythe and him are going to put on a match the loyal way and not try to beat the shit out of each other. Anyways during the match I could tell they changed there move sets and did a lot of Pins and Sub's guessing cause it was cause they both wanted to try and finish the match as fast as they could and to be honest was quite boring. Then when Nate flicked off Smythe is when shit got interesting and Nate pretty much screwed himself by being in a Cage with Smythe and Kage. Ending I loved, other then that it was ok. --- The Hollywood Express vs Guy & Reed So its just your normal extremely long tag match for 08, altho I gotta say I really like how Ma'Jin uses his heel stuff when he plays. He pretty much does it as well as Smythe or Guy (When Guy was heel). Anyways, Heaton is like extremely hyper it seems when he plays. On to the match tho, was all good and stuff but I gotta say I hated the ending, Guy couldn't really do shit to help Reed out since he was in that stupid animation where your forced to go back to your ring area. Then again tho, it seems like in 08 all tag endings are going to pretty much suck. --- So to end Riot Smythe comes out and beats the shit outta Guy and Reed and tells Guy that he needs to sign the papers so he can leave OCW, since thats what Guy's always wanted as of late. Anyways good RP, will be interesting to see what Guy decides to actually do.

Don't you know who I am? I am the 400lbs, 6'5, Legs the Size of a fucking tree trunk... Adrian Bold! Anyways stop hating on Richard Bloods twin, the rook's got talent.

Gonna try to put something together and bring Kaaangs Court in, gonna try to do it more often as well. Anyways so far seems to be decent, Val and Aries is good but way to long.

Yea and the end destination will be at a hospital figuring out you have HIV.

The subject with Smythe and the IC. Maybe he is maybe he isn't who knows, maybe it exist maybe it doesn't. I will say this however that he has deserved where he stands right now, he pretty much roleplays to much. The guy is like really annoying when he post but when you play with him the fucker ain't that bad and you enjoy playing with him.

Well when you said this "The wonder report returns because people seem to miss way too much with these shows..." That gives me the impression that your attempting to write a review, why? because you are writing something to let people know what there missing. Sort of like a game review, it lets them know what there missing and if they need to stop missing it or just keep your 60 bucks for something else. As for the facts and what not, I'm not at all upset with your shot at me. It's true I haven't had a win in a month not months but hey I'm not going to get desperate. If I lose, I lose. Fine, cool its all good I'll just give it a shot next week at least I'm not getting my ass handed to me in these matches and most it seems like I could pretty much win as much as the winner. Obviously tho he wanted it more. But seriously tho, you say you write this essay (Since you don't think its a review) and don't like to give pats on the back but dude your patting yourself on the back, it's obvious as fuck. Then you sit there and shit on everyone else sorta like being IC while your OOC talking. It's like your saying only thing Riot did right was put Smythe in. Granted I know thats your whole IC act but you were talking OOC.

Haha, Bold was smoking the Ganja.

Smythe your more of a critic then a review man. Only time you talk good about something is when it involves you, might wanna check with the doctor if there is a way that you could have yourself sucking on your own dick. Then you could get yourself in a win / win situation.

Haha, Zangief... That beats Brutus by a mile. Kage change your attire to some red underwear and give yourself a Mr.T mohawk.

So wait your saying that because of a crappy ending to an amazing match means your going to say it was just "Ok". They both had a good match and played it well, they wanted a scripted ending Mace traded Aries his Caw and Me and Aries put the ending together weather it was a shit ending or not they still had a great match so accept it for the match not the ending.

I jobbed to Stevens you were just lucky to be along for the ride. Anyways nice review.

Who Jay? I don't know about that man it could happen if we are speaking about Jay :D.

I say all of OCW makes a room in GTA surrounds You and Nate and we just got all out crazy cheering while you two duke it out with fist.

I hate SvR 08, and my match has made me think about taking a break from it, not taking away from Smythe he earned it just don't like how the better player during the match (Me vs Martin) still may not come out on top. Oh and I blame Rockstar for Kang not coming out to the ring, I'll try to write a review on a later day as well.

I knew this day was coming :(. Take it easy RD and I hope all goes well with you man.

There is yet another video on OCWFED.net that is titled "Meeting up with Kang". The video starts out with Stacy Clark walking what seems to be a hotel hallway. She walks into a room that already has an open door and it is Kang. Kang James is seen packing his stuff to head off to Baltimore Maryland for the next Riot show. Stacy Clark: Hey there Kang it's been a while, was wondering if we could have a moment of your time for a brief interview with you. Mainly about your upcoming Riot match but also to brush up on End Games. Kang is seen putting his last few pare of clothes into his suit case as he looks over at Stacy with a smile. Kang James: Of course Kang's got some time to spare for the beautiful Stacy. Stacy gets a smile on her face as she moves closer to Kang for the interview, Kang moves to position himself next to her so they both get in a good shot for the camera. Stacy Clark: Ok Kang James first we will get End Games out of the way, we want to know if your injury had any reason to do with the result of your match. If you we're a 100% do you think the result would have been different? Kang smiles as he rubs his beard a little and shakes his head. Kang James: As much as it pains the Peoples Kang to say this, Nah I don't think so. Bobbity the Clown just out played Kang during the past few Riots but rest assured that he hasn't seen the last of Kang James. Stacy Clark: So does this mean that you will address him come this upcoming Riot? Kang slightly shakes his head in a no motion. Kang James: Nah, Kangs got to worry about other stuff right now, Like that 4 way. Stacy Clark: Yes about that 4 way, do you happen to have any inside scoop of what the winner will receive? Kang shakes his head in a slight no motion. Kang James: Nah, Vimes ain't told Kang jolly jack sh*t but rest assured that don't mean Kang won't give it his all and Molly Whoop! some asses. Stacy smiles. Stacy Clark: Ok, as always thank you for your time Kang James. We know you got to get packed and what not for the plain trip to Baltimore. Kang James: Like I said Stacy any time you need Kang, Kang's there. Stacy smiles as she looks at Kang in the corner of her eye and then the video freezes since it's done.

Shave the beard, wear a red hat and grow curly hair. If all of this is done then I promise I will mark out for you.

1 Title for 9 ME's to fight over would seem stupid (Which would happen if we combined again). OCW has plenty of people that are candidates for the Mid Card Title, there just all in other matches (But if you can have double matches for one, why not the other :p). CCW has one person that is open for the TV Title, Trips and Jones feuded and I wanna see it happen (Damn Trips and your Red Rings!). To be honest Jones if he rp'ed should go for the CCW World Title. Would have liked to see Mania actually going against RD tho, since they sorta went face to face at the end of Lution the winner being the new champ (Since they both hit there finishers at the same time, winner would have got the pin type thing). Altho when I see this "People need to step up" stuff, it's happening but just not being noticed I guess you could say. I myself consider myself to be stepping up, Smythe is a noticeable person and same with Leon.

Haha, it basically me saying "I'll kick your fucking ass".

Haha, you didn't finish the job tho :p.