Blackbeard

Dennis, you know Smythe marches to the tune of his own drum..haha..1 rule for him, and a different one for everyone else!! Also the HC match was pretty much the wierdest botch fest myself and Versus have ever been involved in, so many missed and weird body movements, from me randomly falling off the top rope, to me putting myself through a table that was already on the ground....

Yeah, that was a shitty finish...I'm not even sure that mushroom stomp is an impact move, as I thought 'impact move' was a strong groggy grapple.

Also, just for Smythe.......from the handbook- 'Finisher Requirement #2 (If opponent kicked out of your finisher) If you successfully connected with your finisher on a single red opponent, you may now at your discretion use any HIGH IMPACT MOVE, PINNING COMBINATION, OMG FINISHER/MOVE, or REGULAR FINISHER to end the match'

With regards to the roll-up thing, personally, I'd much rather lose to a roll-up move than to something like a body slam. People lose to a roll-up irl, can't remember the last time I saw someone job to a suplex or a hip toss. The roll-up is a pinning move. so it's perfectly fine to win off and looks better IMO.....plus I'm pretty sure you also get the option to counter the roll-up on the pin meter, so you get 2 chances to get out of it. Look at how I beat Rose the other week in the Hardcore title match, I wedged a chair between the ropes, whipped him head first into it, put his head through it and then used the dirty pin....impact move? No...Did it look like a cool hardcore spot with a pinning animation? Yep. Tibby vs Dims is my Raven - Dreamer...I could watch them fight 100 times and never get bored.

I love this KoOCW tournament this year. Upsets and some classic match ups!! Really enjoyed Dupree vs Leon.

Tre vs Smythe .....Hair vs Hair match!!! Make it happen!!

The scene opens up in the Captain's cabin of the Hound's Tooth, a few crates and boxes can be seen scattered around the room, an old chest sits half open with a black flag draped over the lid, there is a desk fit for a king, albeit a poor king, at the back of the room, with open paper scatter all around, a few paintings are propped up against the back wall, there's a few wooden chairs around a small table towards the centre of the room. A small stool and sketch pad with pencils and brushes is stacked in one corner of the room, and Crossbones can be seen re-arranging furniture and talking to someone. Crossbones : There we go, that's perfect, just stay right there, a little higher..little higher..that's it my love, perfect. Crossbones : The powers that be gave me the night off tonight so we can enjoy the victory from Riot and rest me neck. Connie enters the room and immediately stops dead in the doorway. Connie : By god man, why are you naked? Crossbones turns round, a little startled, completely naked except for the OCW Hardcore championship around his waist, seeing Connie's face, he slightly adjusts the position of the title so it covers his 'treasure chest'. Crossbones : Ahh my lassie, perfect timing. Connie : I came in because i thought you were talking to me, but there's no one here, who were you talking to? Crossbones pats the title belts. Crossbones : Me precious, the pebble that will become a pyramid, the first treasure, the first love..I won her first, I may win others, but ye never forget yer first love. Connie : You were talking to a belt? Crossbones puts his hands over the side plates on each side of the belt. Crossbones : Bite ye heathen tongue ,she will hear ye!! She be more than a belt!! Connie : ........ Connie : You didn't answer me question..Why the hell are you naked? Crossbones : This room is missing something, a focus, a centerpiece..and I know exactly what it be missing. He points over to an empty frame in the corner, and then to the sketch pad set up on the small table, and ushers Connie to take a seat, she makes her way over and sits down. Crossbones : Sketch me like one of your french girls..... http://s33.postimg.org/im4ahnlvj/sketch_pad.png

I know this is MAAAAAD late, but I'm just getting to finish off some of the matches I missed , and I just want to say Dennis Black's entrance attire was AMAZING, Batman of the Future and Catwoman..jesus christ I think that's my solo entrance of the season so far.

Back to the shitty format I see.. uuuugh

Passed round like a Kardashian in an NBA locker room.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMwwvYNv3C4&feature=youtu.be

That's the name of me ship!! Da fuq??

Jackson looks too colourfull..he's turning into Dudelove. I also popped for the 2nd song in the match , as it's the theme music of Banjo Grimm! And just how big is Big Ed..jesus christ

You can add The Steve vs Parker , Versus vs Parker or RD vs Parker to that list...they've never fought each other.

What's the * next to the names for? There a special rule?

Still above your world champion.

I want it putting on record that Quint is a cheat and a charlatan!!

Really good listen , made even better by the fact I can hardly hear Pugh. When we finally do a 1 v 1 podcast I got STORIES son..I been here way too long :(

Im off Thursday too, so that looks to be the best day , depending on Pugh tho.

I'll cut yer bewbs off next time.

Daaaaaam...one of the rooks took a big scalp this week..congratulations.

It bugs me how much I marked out for Rhyme Time's intro :(

Just imagine Drago's body with Smythe's head :p KILL! KILL!

Oooh, I've never actually used it , what does it do this year? Auto kick you out?

22.42!! I swear he lets you out!! no sign of a green bar!! Apologies if not, but it sure as shit looks like it..haha..that's why I was kinda bummed out the rest of the match, I thought it'd been staged.