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TJ Stevens

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  1. Soon to be lead by Grand Master Rasputin
  2. Ignore page two. Just do it now.
  3. Nothing special. Been doing it for years.
  4. Weeeelllll it’s the Big Flo
  5. Tag team dominance! Unbeaten! Undefeated!
  6. Stop waiting for page two
  7. Congratulations to all our new champions and to the few that retained. We’re in the home stretch now
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  10. This page two before commenting nonsense needs to end. We consume the media in an entirely different way and have a discussion platform we haven’t had before. Just talk on page one.
  11. Just wanted to plug the new Big Country t-shirt, available now on OCWShop DOT com. And yup, I started shopping Terra last week, it looks like it’s gonna happen! That Terra Antonio baby is gonna be so adorable, until Doc punts it into a river.
  12. http://www.ocwfed.com/forum/showthread.php?24864-Riot-546-Quantum-Shift!&p=153719#post153719
  13. Page three rises! I loved this RP, not because it was intense or anything like that but because it felt like a legitimate interaction. What did I come away feeling? That we should all ship Antonio and Terra, real hard. Terras humanity is great when it’s on display like this, makes me almost glad Aerith didn’t murder her. Ev gives more insight into how he feels about everything that’s going down. —————- Is there a CQC implosion brewing? Or is Quartz just imploding within himself. The schizophrenic superstar is struggling, having and one personality rule the roost for so long. Would it count as betraying Rust? Well there’s an interesting question, what if the personality that does it has never actually sided with him? —————— Next up it’s a match between people I don’t enjoy playing. So let’s see how I get on watching. I like Jackson’s look, but that entrance cut was absolutely abominable. Rips off his jeans and he’s ready to go. Please lose the “Mister Undeated.” His attire screams baby face though. Off and running pretty quickly, we’ve seen that long range kick 3 times so far. Pretty neat reversal into the pump handle slam power bomb from Danny makes up for flailing limbs. Nice sequence into the JackMo sig, would have been smoother win the pin combo imo. Poor taunt timing gets the cowboy flattened then slammed for a two. Same move to initiate time and time again. Lot of just staring at each other until JackMo takes a trip to the DANGERZONE I really like that bulldog move on Jackson, looks nice and effective. Let’s keep walking away from each other... More flailing limbs instead of trying to win, is this a reshoot? Running clothesline from reset for knockdown, goes for a slam again instead of trying to win. Aaaaand it’s over. JackMo pulls it out with a comeback, even though the match should have been over long before the damage was evened up. Solid enough. —————- Pretty good promo here to build the main event. Bit weird having Solomon Caine and Bingo Caine but it is what it is. Who’s going to come out on top of the three way. (See what Idid there Bingo?) ——————- Damn that’s a sexy logo Doc has. Can’t say I’m holding out much hope for Cobra here, but maybe he’ll surprise me. Cobra snags a major! Ooooh here we go! Triple Dock Dick Kick and a big bulldog for the bonus. Cobra with the FPR break(?) looks like he knew about it though and offers a freebie. Typical light heavyweight contest with lots of close range running moves. Really dig that arm drag into shooting star combo. Bit of move repetition for what I’d class as a short match, but it’s closer than what I though it was going to be so far. Uh oh, someone call Kenny Loggins because Cobra is in the DANGER ZONE So it wasn’t the passion of the Cobra I was expecting... would have had the winner of the post match battles music play whilst he celebrated. Man of actions, not words gets it done. Can’t wait to see them kill each other after that well edited segment. ————— Bobby does what Bobby does. Simple promo to let us know what he’s done to get to where we are, what he wants, what he thinks he’ll do and when he’s going to do it. Smart.
  14. Shameful opportunist Tucker lies in wait after breaking the rules to beat Mantis and adds insult to injury by attacking the poor guy from behind. Before it can escalate, Mantis’ only friend, Big Countryyyyy Mark Reese chases him off. But somehow, some way, Mantis has fallen for Tuckers mind games and blames Reese. Then he attacks him, completely unprovoked and walks away, as if nothing happened and to make matters worse, he’s interested in Leroy. Poor Mark. Be interesting to see how far he throws Mantis in the future. ————- Coolidge has a decent enough attire but his entrance is too dark to see much of it, it’s like the lighting popped out for lunch. PARTY ROCK. Pretty solid really, popped for the head butt into the grind on the apron. You kinky bugger. The reversal Coolidge done in the knee lift was sexy, (and you know it) but it was weird that it wouldn’t activate as a major, just odd coding. That fucking missed double moonsault has me in tears, oh my days. Coolidge trying to fly like a brick. Treated to a brief in and out, that ends in the initiator of the walk around having to use a reversal, can’t complain. Ted gets in the way. Coolidge likes attacking when people get out of his holds, that’s twice now but this one missed. Coolidge goes up top and this time elbow drops the apron and steps as Millionaire reverses. And we are in the DANGERZONE so far it’s been mundane as a contest with Coolidge getting pasted like wallpaper. Big running punch to the face leads to the ending and that’s all they wrote! Like I said, Coolidge was never really in this one as a contest but he had the more memorable spots (self damage) so who’s the real winner here? —————- I’m quite enjoying Jackson’s promo work, I must admit. Giving himself a pep talk in the mirror of a public bathroom just seems so him, could only be more redneck if he was washing his feet in the turlert bowl. Fun fact, that elderly woman is probably the only woman fan the company has. She’s seen some shit. ——————- Something is happening on the 23rd. Hopefully nothing to do with the incontinence commercial. ——————— Parca and Sparks up next with the masked man trying to get Sparks to see the light but he’s having none of it... Or is he? Perhaps the thing no one gets is that he has his own plans, that he’s less of a Lost Boy but more someone who has found himself. ——————- My main take aways from the Kasstianity segment was LOL SKULL PENIS and that we’re probably going to get Cort + Jest vs. Parker and B. It should be a good match but all my moneys on doom machine. Good writing by all those who took part. ——— Page three awaits.
  15. Little small post to finish off page one but we got KD doing a voice promo. I like the presentation but it felt very directionless, I understand he was calling out a tag team and one person, but it just seemed a bit “I don’t have anything directly to work on so let’s scatter gun.” Sissies. ——————- Blaine unfortunately survived her injury. Potential hook up between Heather and Blaine in order to get to Valkyrie, showing that perhaps the championship isn’t the only thing people are interested in hunting down. The shoe and running joke was well placed, didn’t feel like a “SHOOTING FOR REAXTIONZZZZZ” like a lot of people do, just saying mean shit and calling it a shoot doesn’t work as well as something well nuanced. —————— Page two at page two.
  16. Okay so the show opens with none other than Thomas Archer talking for what feels like absolutely forever, some good lines in this from everyone, even if it’s just a bunch of monkeys screaming an flinging shit at one another because they all want to be the next Win in my MMM spreadsheet of glory. Archer formerly introduces us to the Insurance Policy and Dillinger reminds us all that Jett Draven is still on the pay role. ————— Next up we have Josh Tucker having a conversation with the Mantis. He’s there to prove once and for all that Mark Reese is a “baaaaaaad guy. Duh.” His evidence? Why it’s a headband that you can buy over at OCW Shop Dot Com for the low low price of $3 or two for $5, free shipping on orders over $10. Will El Buggarino fall for it or will he realise that Big Country is the last pure baby face left in the industry? —————— Johnny Millionaire does some Johnny Millionaire things. Hit me up bro and we’ll do a butler swap at some point . I like your beach resort, do you have a boat? I just opened a marina called Archers Anchorage and I’ll give you a free party yacht if you pay up front for five years mooring. ——————- First match of the night and it’s a good thing Tucker is wearing head phones because Mantis’ music sucks (worst theme world) the entire entrance just appears off. I like the whole wings expanding thing, I hate the giant OCW logo that looks out of place. You’re Irish, get a giant Celtic knot and superimpose an M onto it. I’m sure if you ask nicely someone will do it for you. People need to stop plugging their headset in if no one else is talking. The thing literally causes lag up until the server shits itself and disables it. Oh hey, there’s Trances old corner dig. I retired though it’s cool. Oh... It’s used for a wake up bump. Okay. Could have just pinned him instead of stalling for no reason. Both competitors miss a springboard. Lol. Another wake up bump to stall for a reversal. Mantis almost moonwalks out the way after being reversed but realises what he’s doing so eats a bit ol’ scoop slam. Quite a bit of move repetition and now Mantis takes a drop to the DANGERZONE It’s funny how people’s tactics start to get a little weird when they can win the match aaaaand there’s a literal pickup finisher, guess he ran out of wake up taunts because of earlier. Match was nothing glamorous, it could have been better but if you take away the lag you’ve probably got a solid 2.5 with the finishing getting an F- for being a direct FPR break. —————- Everett is focused.... Or he is wounded... Either way we’re going to have wait to get our answers... which I see coming in the form of actions and not words. —————— I’ll review another chunk of the show at page two, we timegating this content!
  17. Page two is a lie. Break free. Post now.
  18. Page two is tedious and redundant.
  19. And dies.
  20. Democracy doesn’t work
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