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Canada doesn't have "coasts" they have "left of the forest" and "right of the forest" Smythe hails from just left of the badass forest from hell. Hence why he's outright telling folks he's gonna have his way with them when he comes back.

WITH OPTIONAL CHEESE HEAD!

The picture that immediately popped in my head: Ladies and gentlemen the new Brad Bauer: http://cardboardmonocle.com/blog/fxsuits/goomba.jpg BRADBAUER!

Nope, 151 is the percent that Nate hates black people. He doesn't hate them 100%, he hates them 151%. Also, that's what he used to try to burn us alive. Good times, good times.

Don't forget Nate Hogan from when he spent a lil too much time in the tanning booth.

I think Juan Pablo's EXTREME MOVES video needs to be updated for 08. Wherever he may be.

Personally, whenever I see "DJ" and "XTREME" I try to avoid it, as it may cause me to crap my pants. See, I just crapped my pants talking about it.

Unless it's naked, heroin binge, Sensation. Tanned skin n track marks = none good.

DJack, here's a template for how your rp's should be written, this will save you time. **outside of a medium sized apartment building. The camera pans from right to left, then back to the right. During the pan back to the right, you see a figure slowly raise from the bushes. Our camera focuses in on the subject, and it turns out to be OCW's own David Jackson. The camera gets closer to DJack, and the camera man tries to get his attention.** DJack - (Breathing heavily) No camera. **Camera doesn't move.** DJack - (Still breathing heavily) NO CAMERA! **Camera doesn't move.** DJack - (Stops breathing heavily) I SAID NO CAMERA!!! **DJack attacks the camera man and...** Here's where you fill in the blanks. Here are a few options: ...hits him with a tire iron he's been concealing, and after DJack scampers off. ...covers the camera lens with a wet cloth, putting the camera to sleep, and making the cameraman scared enough to run. ...DJack stands up with a boombox playing Peter Gabriel's, Shock the Monkey, scaring the cameraman away. There, I just saved you 14 out of the 15 minutes you needed to write an rp. It sucks to see you go, but maybe this willl be a good thing. Time to just sit back, collect your thoughts, and get some ideas. I know we'll see you again, every good organization needs a rapist. Now, back to my vacation.

Once again, I'm trying to stay away from the boards, but what Jay said in this holds 100% true. Something's happening here, and it's not good. Like I said, 2k8 good or bad, we will make it good. I've said that since the beginning. I'm hoping that when I come back, some of the old feeling is back. The feeling that everyone appreciates what everyone else brings to the table. And if they don't bring anything, we beat them until they a)do, or b)leave. I remember this being fun, because the ability to look beyond your own little world was the driving force to producing better material. My example: Last weeks Riot had 12 comments on it. 12!!! Guy wrote, what I think is one of THE funniest RP's I've ever read. It involved many people, hurt none, and was made just for fun. But because people aren't directly involved, it gets skipped over, and that's fucking sad. I can't say to stop thinking about yourselves only, because for some people, it's just how they are. But try, just try to believe that other people out there put out material that's worth a damn. Now, back to my vacation.

Xerox can suck it, that's how a real PPV posters done up right. SUCK IT FREDILDO!!!

Alex, it's ok. Maybe we can find someone in the back who's chi needs some physical re-alignment.

NY Police <3 Da CHEEEEEEZE!! Sucks for Stevie, maybe they'll send him to Utah so he can blow some rails off of Lohan's ass.

Venom? Ok, fair enough. Nice RP. Poor Ov gettin crap for having overly simplified nicknames to his already simplified name. It's ok Tall Guy, Bad Egg...Ov, you'll be ok.

This was a tremendously thought out, and well executed RP. Repped, and welcome!

Fool.

Yeah, don't be a cheesy cunt like me. I'll do it all myself. MWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Trust me, I appreciate the hard work of Adalius, Bruschi, Hobbs, Wilson, Morris, Evans, Light, Neal, Wilfork, shoot even Corey Dillon while he was here. Personally, I'm a defense man myself, but this discussion was a Brady based discussion.

I may sound like a fair weather fan, but I just know what I'm talking about. Trust me, I was around for Irving Fryar, Steve Grogan, Ben Coates, 2-14 seasons, 3-12 seasons, (all this while you were still in diapers) so trust me, I'm no fair weather fan. But the Pats reached a ceiling with Bledsoe back there. (with the lack of a running game which forced him to be mobile in the pocket, which...he is not) Don't think that I wasn't a huge fan of his, the guy had a friggin cannon for an arm, but he had the mobility of a paraplegic. Not to mention that at that time we also had an offensive line that looked like it consisted of retirees and high school students. I agree that Bledsoe had a big part in the first Super Bowl team/victory, but other than his one last moment of shine in Pittsburgh, he did it all from the sideline that season. The reason I'm focusing on Brady, is because I was defending the Brady bashing. But you still have to realize that the Patriots weren't going to be a Super Bowl caliber team with Bledsoe back there, past his prime.

Are you asleep again?! Silver SPOON!? Are you INSANE?! The patriots were 1-3 when Bledsoe got injured, and headed for another 4-12 season. Tuna wasn't coach for the Patriots for like 2 seasons when that all went down! JOE, WAKE UP DUMMY!! Put Brady on the 02 Cardinals, and he'll make that sh*t shine, matter of fact, take a look at the teams Brady won the superbowl with...where are half of these guys? DONE because they were crap, and Brady turned that crap into a Bentley AGAIN AND AGAIN!!. Tuna did NOTHING but ALMOST get the Pats there against the Packers. Jeeeeesh. Get your info right broseph. And AJ, we'll see where all this Manning talk is when he's watching the Pats in the Super Bowl AGAIN. I predicted it before the season, and I'll predict it now, and in the middle, and end of the season. The Patriots will be seeing whatever NFC victim, at the Super Bowl, and no matter how much you fluff your mancrushes, in the end, it's not gonna matter. As Dallas will find out this weekend when TO meet's Mr. Harrison face to face. Oh, and RD, how's that bet lookin? Yeah, hate on Brady now, but come November, Sage Greatness is born.

Why is this a discussion? I'm not taking anything away from Manning, but give him the receiving core the patriots had the past 6 years, yeah, he's not doing anything with it. Matter of fact it took him 3 or so years to get used to the amazing one he was gifted with. Fact is, now that we have quality receivers, you'll see the numbers Brady would have had if he were placed in Mannings shoes. Here's the comparison as of right now, when both Manning and Brady have good quality receivers. ---------- CMP ATT YDS CMP% YPA LNG TD INT SACK RAT Brady:-----2007 117 158 1383 74.1 8.75 51 16 2 3 128.7 Manning:--2007 115 165 1319 69.7 7.99 64 10 2 3 108.6 We'll still wait for the end of the season, but still, here ya go, the proof as they say, is in the pudding.

I'm done with this... Brad you have done nothing but hurt CCW since you got here. So as champion, I'll continue to make the brand better while you can continue to use it for your own good. But never try to compare your 4 months, plus a 2 month vacation and a 1 month suspension, to my 2 1/2 years straight of hard work and dedication to this company.

More hugs and maybe some of the "hang in there" kitten, posters.

Ohhh princess, you have no clue. Do you really think that after the amount of time that I've been here, I'd shoot my load all at once? Silly, silly Brad. I know people like you think I'm just spouting off at the mouth, but if you REAAAALLLLY wanna test me out, and do shoots on each other, I'm sure I can oblige. Of course, I'd really reconsider if I were you. You haven't been here long enough to know what I'm capable of, RP wise.

If I wanted me to do a shoot, trust me I'd do one. But I kept everything in character, referenced nobody, and kept within a storyline. You could take this as an example of how to do things with tact. Or you could let your ego get a hold of you and make me actually do a shoot on you. Trust me, you want take the first option. (by the way, I knew your ego wouldn't allow you to keep your mouth shut and move on. This just reinforces my point that you're too full of yourself, and you need to realize you're no better than anyone else here.)