Versus

Wha? What-I-do?

Camera pans across the hallway, showing various OCW stars chatting, and going about their business. A doorway comes into frame and it slowly opens (seemingly on it's own). As the door opens, you hear Ray Charles playing in the background, and an older gentleman brings something on a tray to a Versus laying on a hammock. Versus - (dropping a string) Like how I did that? I figured I'd get the "WHO OPENED THE DOOR?!?!" question off the table so you can focus on what I gots to say. It was me who opened the door, I used that string. Genius right? Right Ed? Versus reaches onto the tray and pulls off a vaporizer and begins filling it up. Ed - Nope, it's a string. Versus - Touche. So anywho, I baited you in here so I can talk to the OCW audience, and people who, day in and day out were like "Where the hell is that guy that used to smoke all that weed? What's his name?" Well, what's his name is back. Versus takes a haul off of his vaporizer. Versus - Well, I left OCW because I turned into an authoritarian Nazi for Jay and OCW as a whole. I have nobody else to blame besides Jay, not myself, Jay. Even though I had this epiphany, power equals money, money equals weed...more power, more weed. Although that was true, it didn't make me feel good, so I left. My first stop was Carl's Jr. I got a burger, it was awesome. Ed - Might want to skip details. Versus - Anywho, I traveled the world, and got to know some really cool people, saw some cool stuff...some that I even remember. My tastes changed, like for instance, I now like to smoke using a vaporizer, I drink alcohol in moderation, and using a glass...WITH ICE. I drink water with lemons in it, real life lemons, not even the Minute Maid packets, like...the fruits! I now have very elegant food tastes... Ed - Just because you use sriracha with your chicken, doesn't make it elegant. Versus - When I add blue cheese dressing tho? Ed - Yeah, still not elegant. Versus - Like I said, super elegant taste in foods. So the reason I brought you in here is to let you know that I will no longer be doing the Vs Bar. I'm older, more knowledgable...worldly if I may, and I realize that floating tiki huts are where it's at. So, now, I'll be hosting my interviews and such at Vs Tiki Hut, and we'll host it right next to an active volcano so it'll add in a little excitement to it. Ed - Got some news on that by the way... Ed hands a letter to Vs on OCW stationary Versus - (skimming through the letter) Welcome back...blah blah...excited about the future...blah blah blah...tiki hut great idea...blah blah blah...volcano...blah blah...no volcanoes near any arena...fear of death...blah blah...can't allow... Versus hops out of his hammock. Versus - Can't allow it to happen?! It's just an active volcano, I mean, really what are we paying these people for anyway? Ed - We're not paying for anything. Versus - Well, this just isn't going to fly. Ed, in every city, I want you to put a note out that I want adults, children, midgets, paraplegics...whoever, to make me an active volcano, and I'll pay them as many chicken nuggets as they want for it! Ed - That should be easy enough... Versus - Anyway, in the next week or so, I'll have my first ever VS Tiki Hut next to an active volcano interview session. Who will be my first guest? I don't know! Who will make me a volcano? I don't know! One thing I do know, is I'm back, and things are about to get weird. Versus takes a big hit and then reclines in his hammock as Ed closes the door while the cameraman leaves.

I'll be here for a bit. Clearly, I'm not going to be AS involved as I had been, but I'm here and I'm fittin to stay for a lil bit.

You know daffodils are bright yellow and not hazy white and full of shame like your head right?

IS that you Pugh? The one with the jizz colored hair? You really are a looney tune ain'tcha?

Hello OCW'ers, I am indeed back. Clearly, I have grown man shit to handle, but I will be doing some mediocre RP's making fun of everyone, and some serious deep ones that really tug on the heart strings...get the emotions going. Like a therapy session in a sans serif font with color, and maybe a dick pic or two. Who knows?!?!?! Either way, I am indeed back.

Quick question, why is Parker Stevens holding up two ring fingers so violently?

Minor oversight! Wherever I go, I bring a little bit of Boston with me! :) awesome show...cNt wait to see what else I come up with. Ps thank god for spell check...I was shitfaced when I wrote this.

NO, THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! FUCK YOUR CARD, TAKE IT DOWN!!!! OCW'ers I'll shoot you a PM with something a bit more......not this bullshit. FTW!! I'M DRINKIN!!!

Like bass players for metal bands. :D

Enough. If you have a gripe, pm Leon or myself and Leon. Time to start keeping the boards drama free. We may not all be grown men, but we can all start acting like it.

NUMERIC SUMMARY OF ZE DESK: 1) He's impatient with customers at his place of employment. 2) He's Jewishness shows mostly when choosing coffee. 3) He's gone fancy boy with his recording equipment. 4) He wants everything he buys in plastic. Including his plastic. a) He probably uses plastic condoms. b) He prefers his girlfriends previously wrapped in plastic. 5) He's an 'adult', who won't splurge on stupid shit like a controller...but he's purchasing a video game, and stays up late playing WoW. Irony? A little bit. 6) You are honest, and yes, you ARE brutally honest. There's a fine line between brutal honesty and cocksucker. You walk that line like a Russian highwire act at a circus. 7) He makes quotation marks by himself, and calls 10am 'early morning'. Hilarious. 8) Pant related deaths must be prevolent in Jays life. 9) Ignorance is the worst form of stupidity. 10) 8 N-bombs in 30 seconds, KKK record. 11) When you use someone as an example, that's an example of 'isolating' someone. 12) Jay says people have to make it so people outside of OCW who read it, understand who is who, and what's happening. People outside of OCW = WWE/TNA writers. 13) Jay's got shit to do. 14) Realizes that 'stupid shit' like a 'new controller' is now essential. Irony, yet again. 15) Playing Street Fighter on a 360 controller is "holy shit, man, fuck." 16) Jay has carpul tunnel syndrome at an early age. 17) "Would you go out with a 19 or 20 year old?" My answer: "Not long term, or seriously, but I'd fuck the shit out of one." (dated a 20 year old a few months back) 18) Shoutout to me, boooooooshhhh!!!! FTW!!! Yeah, I did smoke far too much pot. 19) DADDY'S PROUD!!! HEAR THAT OCW!!! FUCK YOUR MOTHERS!! 20) 500 lbs - 224 lbs. (around 2 chubby chicks) 21) Parker has kids and a wife that makes Jay jealous. It's ok, Jay's getting a Chun Li controller. 22) MAYHEM MOMENT!!! (over sleeping) 23) Jay gets 5 hours of sleep and complains. Parker stays awake for a week straight, spends 1/2 the time in the gym and the other 1/2 working and bringing his kid to the park. Never loses his smile. 24) Spoon lacks motivation and.....um....memory. 25) It's not news then pot, it's pot then news. Get it right. 26) Jay came back to rape people. JCS - Just Committing Sodomy. 27) Parker makes Jay feel that he didn't rape enough people. He can do better. 28) Parker, remind Jay that he needs to do the HoF stuff. Squeeze it in, in your 2 minutes of spare time. 29) You can't make a bomb out of an fireworks and a clock. Sucks for jackasses trying to blow up Times Square. NOTES: The Steve hated Jay for wanting to become a cop. If Parker went to become a police man in NYC, they COULD let go of 900 policemen. 30) Jay doesn't bring around a bag with him. Probably because people would find his water and video game controllers. 31) Jay doesn't fear cocksuckers. Cock choppers maybe a different story. 32) Busses don't have central air, houses do. 33) Jay's "distinction" consists of 8 gray hairs and a lack of motivation. 34) Jay did the "Sweet Chin Music" stomp warmup for 20 minutes in the back of a bus. I'm assuming people thought he was mentally challenged and let him be. 35) Jay's ok with people farting in the back of the bus. Even if Jay's in the back of the bus. 36) Jay multitasks, and plays 1-2 video games a time. Old age has effected his attention span as well as his memory. 37) Follow him on Twitter. That is my numeric summary. Thank you and good night!

So many attacks. Some with history, some to prove points. Seems like people are trying to establish their new place in the pecking order as well. Very interesting show, makes me feel like I'm going to have to make some waves here. Again. Great post Lution Riot, and I'm truly excited to see what comes next. Gotta get that SDW/Trevor match up and running so I can comment on all matches equally.

QFT.

I smell a big steaming pile of Poe.

Real life first right? I'm here baby, and Im a friggin mutant! I evolve, this isn't classic Vs, this isn't heel Vs...this is hybrid Vs, the best of both worlds rolled into one big ball of fuckin awesome. Not that I'm confident about this or nothin'. Tore my quad the other day but I'll watch Lution in the next day or two and give props where they're due...no bitchin.

**An old face walks past the Eva tending to Iceberg's burgerface. He's sipping a SoCo & lime, and puffing on what appears to be some sort of cigarette. The man stops, and looks down at the fiasco's remnants...** Versus: Damn...what a waste of a good burger. That reminds me, I need to get a f*ckin burger. **Eva looks up.** Versus: Hamburger, slut, not a fur burger, calm yourself clam and wipe up that puddle. I ain't that good lookin...or am I? **Versus strolls off, just a-sippin and a-puffin'. **

What I want is for you guys to develop a strong creative foundation (hence the symbolism in the RP). Everyone can play the game, everyone's proven it over and over and over and over and over and over. We know we can play the game, let's get storylines that are worth reading, and get people involved. This is a way for people to show off their creative chops, by submitting their RP's to the Promo Room. This will allow each person's (or people's) rp to get individual criticism. Which will, hopefully allow each person to grow creatively, or at least give them the direction they needed for their feud, character, or something I'm not thinking of. Nobody's commenting on specific RP's in shows, it's all quick 1-2 line responses. People don't mention anyone's stuff in particular. Which indicates to me, that people tend to skim. SO, I figure, let's give each RP a chance to shine, by putting them in the Promo Room. So when your RP is posted, people can read and respond. I mean for christ sakes, there's nothin else going on here. If you can't take the time to respond to an RP posted in the Promo Room, what the hell are you doing here?

Tolerance, patience and overall teamwork is what we're needing here. Everyone know's Air's been gone for a bit, so how about instead of ripping him a new one, you let him know that there's been a rule put in place, and then, maybe explain that rule. Not everyone's had the time to spend on this board, some people had some real life stuff going on. Please take that into consideration when people make mistakes, and let's try to keep this upbeat. I'm awake, I've had 2 cups of coffee, and this is the first day in over 2 weeks that my fever's under 100degrees. So, I'm going to try to watch/review this riot with a full on positive outlook. I suggest that with the opportunity people have to promote their feuds next week, that we try....just TRY positive constructive critisism. Instead of "That's dumb, you're dumb, you suck." Let's give people something to work from, in a positive way. We can't be a functioning organization, if everyone wants to shit on everyone else. Then, we're just a house full of scat fans. And only freaks and David Jackson like scat.

Roxborne you dumb fuck, what have you done to yourself? You gotta realize, OCW, whether arguing, fighting with full on hatred...there's nothing that will stop us from working together to take out common enemies. OCW isn't just an efed, we told you this, we're a community, a tight knit brotherhood if you will. So you think...for one fucking second, that confiding in a brother who's having a bit of a falling out with us, would be a smart idea? EH EH YOU USELESS FUCK! TRIPS OWNED YOU!! OCW'S OWN TRIPS DRAGGED YOU IN, AND YOUR STUPID ASS FELL FOR EVERY LITTLE FUCKING SETUP HE USED ON YOU. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you undisputable proof, undeniable evidence, that not only is Trips the fuckin man, but Jozzy Cockstar is nothing more than he ever was, a deceitful, useless, using, bored, lonely virgin FUCKING LIAR!!!! EXHIBIT FUCKING 420: [09:37] tripsocwocw: I'm considering coming back now. [09:38] tripsocwocw: Leon continues to mention my name and it's pissing me off. [09:38] iamthrash@gmail.com: dont do it [09:38] iamthrash@gmail.com: you're not ready [09:41] tripsocwocw: I am NEVER going to be at a stage that I will value Valmont as a champion. All I can do is say nothing. [09:43] iamthrash@gmail.com: you're not ready [09:43] tripsocwocw: I never will be [09:44] tripsocwocw: I deleted it. I reconsidered. [09:44] iamthrash@gmail.com: you're going to kill OCW, noooooooooo [09:45] tripsocwocw: Well first of all that's like putting a bullet into the head of an 80 year old retired sportsman. He might be in the hall of fame but he's still old and faded. [09:45] tripsocwocw: And secondly, no I'm not. [09:45] iamthrash@gmail.com: wanna kill OCW togehter? [09:45] tripsocwocw: lol [09:45] iamthrash@gmail.com: i'm serious [09:45] iamthrash@gmail.com: that was my goal from the start [09:46] iamthrash@gmail.com: and it's worked out pretty well [09:46] tripsocwocw: Go on. [09:47] iamthrash@gmail.com: you and i team up, in the shows and on the boards, and just make it hell for everyone [09:48] tripsocwocw: I'll entertain this for a second. IF this was truely your intention why in god's name did you tell me "You're not ready" and why on earth did you spend over an hour trying to get me to think that I was wrong before? [09:48] iamthrash@gmail.com: as a cover up? [09:49] tripsocwocw: Why would you cover it up from me (who blatantly doesn't care) and why did you then reveal yourself like a minute later? [09:49] iamthrash@gmail.com: was waiting for a good time [09:50] iamthrash@gmail.com: and you dont seem to give two shits about OCW so it would be good to have someone help me finish what i started [09:50] tripsocwocw: Why do you want to kill OCW? [09:50] iamthrash@gmail.com: for spite [09:51] iamthrash@gmail.com: that plan started in my first run [09:51] iamthrash@gmail.com: i jobbed to Bold and realized OCW was for pussies and decided to try to kill it [09:52] iamthrash@gmail.com: it's been a long time coming but i've come pretty far [09:53] tripsocwocw: I find it a little hard to believe you. [09:53] iamthrash@gmail.com: you notice how we hardly get any new members? you can thank me for that [09:53] tripsocwocw: ... [09:53] tripsocwocw: How? [09:53] iamthrash@gmail.com: that i cannot reveal [09:53] iamthrash@gmail.com: sorry [09:54] tripsocwocw: What the hell am I going to do? Tell Nate? LMAO! [09:54] iamthrash@gmail.com: no but i'm just covering my own ass [09:54] iamthrash@gmail.com: for legal reasons [09:54] tripsocwocw: Legal reasons? [09:55] iamthrash@gmail.com: nevermind [09:55] iamthrash@gmail.com: are you in or are you out? [09:55] tripsocwocw: I don't care enough to be in. I won't stand in your way but I seriously don't care what happens to it. [09:56] iamthrash@gmail.com: damn, alright [09:56] iamthrash@gmail.com: it'd be nice to have someone help me finish tearing down what i started killing 2 years ago [09:56] iamthrash@gmail.com: but oh well [09:57] iamthrash@gmail.com: i admire my handy work daily [09:57] iamthrash@gmail.com: people can blame the game all they want, but they know deep down inside, it's me [09:57] iamthrash@gmail.com: i killed it for these guys [09:58] iamthrash@gmail.com: they thought it wasn't on purpose, they thought i was just some loser who was dedicated to wrestling [09:58] tripsocwocw: I don't know what you're talking about? [09:58] tripsocwocw: Who are you and what have you done with Jozzy Roxstar? [09:59] iamthrash@gmail.com: i'm still him, but you're just seeing the real side of him [09:59] iamthrash@gmail.com: the side of him that Bold saw [09:59] iamthrash@gmail.com: the side of him that everyone got a glimpse of [10:00] iamthrash@gmail.com: but that was so long ago, now they think i've changed [10:00] iamthrash@gmail.com: people don't change [10:00] tripsocwocw: Why waste all this time getting accepted? [10:00] iamthrash@gmail.com: whose to say i've done it by myself? [10:01] tripsocwocw: Well you said that it'd be nice to have someone help you finish the job. [10:01] tripsocwocw: Which suggests to me you're alone ATM. [10:01] iamthrash@gmail.com: may as well tell you the full truth [10:01] iamthrash@gmail.com: i'm working with hellservant [10:02] tripsocwocw: I thought you were hellservant [10:02] iamthrash@gmail.com: as did many people [10:02] iamthrash@gmail.com: only because of confusion [10:02] iamthrash@gmail.com: but they know i'm not him [10:02] iamthrash@gmail.com: and that's why it's so perfect that i've teamed with him [10:03] iamthrash@gmail.com: they don't have a clue [10:03] iamthrash@gmail.com: they thought they were better than me, well i guess i proved them all wrong [10:04] tripsocwocw: They think they're better than me as well. Think they can screw me out of the 'precious' ocw world title and give it to a fucking loser [10:05] iamthrash@gmail.com: that's why i want you on our team [10:05] iamthrash@gmail.com: don't you want to get back at them for the years you wasted trying to get that belt, only to have it robbed of you when you finally do get it? [10:06] iamthrash@gmail.com: with your help, it'll only be a matter of time before OCW's nothing but a memory [10:06] iamthrash@gmail.com: there is power in numbers, and you will be rewarded [10:06] tripsocwocw: Rewarded how? [10:07] iamthrash@gmail.com: i cant say in this IM, for legal reasons [10:07] iamthrash@gmail.com: i could get arrested for what i've done [10:07] tripsocwocw: Can you at least put me in the ball park so I have an idea of what you're asking me to do? [10:08] iamthrash@gmail.com: let's put it this way, in order to properly kill OCW, we had to do it from the inside and from the outside [10:09] tripsocwocw: Is hellservant in OCW? [10:09] tripsocwocw: Does hehave an account again/ [10:09] tripsocwocw: ?* [10:10] iamthrash@gmail.com: no [10:10] iamthrash@gmail.com: i'm on the outside [10:10] iamthrash@gmail.com: he's on the inside [10:10] iamthrash@gmail.com: i was the gateway to get him on the inside [10:12] tripsocwocw: To be fair if we just made it hell for people on the forum they'd notice the change in you and they'd just ban me since I'll be under watch anyway. [10:13] iamthrash@gmail.com: well perhaps we should go at it in a different way [10:13] tripsocwocw: Such as? [10:13] iamthrash@gmail.com: this is what i'm doing [10:14] iamthrash@gmail.com: i'm slowly working my way up to the top, soon, very soon, i will be getting a title shot [10:14] iamthrash@gmail.com: and when i win the title, OCW is gone [10:15] tripsocwocw: How? [10:15] tripsocwocw: If you do anything as champion they'll just screw you and remove you. Same as they did with me [10:15] iamthrash@gmail.com: because of what hellservant is doing on the inside [10:15] tripsocwocw: Holding the title doesn't give you any special powers though. Trust me, I've held it. [10:16] iamthrash@gmail.com: you're missing the point [10:16] iamthrash@gmail.com: let me put it as bluntly as possible without screwing myself [10:18] iamthrash@gmail.com: once i've reached the top, people will see that the one guy that once never had a chance in OCW has achieved the unachievable, and will say that it's because of the state that OCW is in [10:18] iamthrash@gmail.com: then when hellservant does what he will do from the inside, no one will care enough to rebuild [10:19] iamthrash@gmail.com: thus killing OCW completely [10:19] iamthrash@gmail.com: with no chance of return [10:19] iamthrash@gmail.com: no hope [10:20] iamthrash@gmail.com: i have slowly raped OCW until it has become a barren wasteland, so that it is just attainable enough for me to get to the top [10:21] tripsocwocw: What if I hadn't been fucked out of the title? [10:22] tripsocwocw: Would you just have tried to beat me for the belt or would you try to get me on side? [10:22] iamthrash@gmail.com: i waited it out [10:22] iamthrash@gmail.com: i knew you'd crack [10:22] iamthrash@gmail.com: because of the way you got to the belt [10:23] iamthrash@gmail.com: how did i know? [10:23] iamthrash@gmail.com: because i'm the same way [10:23] iamthrash@gmail.com: you helped [10:23] iamthrash@gmail.com: you did your part [10:23] iamthrash@gmail.com: you helped kill OCW that much more [10:23] iamthrash@gmail.com: you and Valmont [10:24] iamthrash@gmail.com: but the fact that people continue to return weekly isn't helping me [10:24] tripsocwocw: As long as you keep people like Steve and Majin away it won't spark up that much of a fightback. [10:24] iamthrash@gmail.com: VFM returning set me back [10:24] tripsocwocw: Yeah Versus is a big player. [10:26] iamthrash@gmail.com: i've gotten on the good side of all of these guys, making them think i'm not such a bad guy [10:26] iamthrash@gmail.com: they're all so stupid and gullible for thinking a person could change [10:26] tripsocwocw: Well they think Valmont can pull off being champion so they'd believe anything haha [10:27] iamthrash@gmail.com: yeah, that helps [10:27] tripsocwocw: Wait a minute. [10:28] tripsocwocw: See when you told me not to return. Is that because I'd be setting you back if I returned wihout being on side? [10:28] iamthrash@gmail.com: sorta [10:28] iamthrash@gmail.com: you're kinda neutral [10:28] iamthrash@gmail.com: but i didnt want to take any chances [10:29] tripsocwocw: There's a V4 update coming or something. Won't that fuck it up for you? I assume hellservant is doing something with coding. Surely it'll all change with V4? [10:30] iamthrash@gmail.com: dont you worry about that [10:31] iamthrash@gmail.com: if i dont become OCW champ by the time the V4 update comes, then the day that it's being updated, he'll notice and it'll be easier for him to do what he has to do [10:32] tripsocwocw: Do you plan to build some sort of other fed or something? Or are you just killing e-fedding all together? [10:32] iamthrash@gmail.com: i'm done with feds [10:33] tripsocwocw: At the end of the day I would help you but if you can't even say on AIM what 's going on because of legal reasons I don't want to get myself in to anything that shady. [10:34] iamthrash@gmail.com: i've basically told you [10:34] iamthrash@gmail.com: and you seem to already know [10:36] tripsocwocw: Perhaps you could give me a demonstration of how 'inside' he is? Can he change anything on the forum? Change something in my profile or something just so I know exactly how far along we are here? If you're right on the brink of killing it then I'd be more inclined to help out. [10:37] iamthrash@gmail.com: he's the one that gave you your fan account [10:39] tripsocwocw: I'm really skeptical here. If what you're saying is true then you guys have done an awesome job cause I'm totaly convinced that decline in the game etc has lead to decline in OCW. If he could maybe take my 3 wins award off me or something? Because since I'm kinda in the shit house at the moment that wouldn't look too shady, it'd look like staff are just cutting me right down to nothing. [10:40] iamthrash@gmail.com: he's not around at the moment, but i'll see what i can do [10:40] iamthrash@gmail.com: he likes to keep to a minimal of what he does, and i want to keep it that way [10:40] tripsocwocw: Yeah for sure. [10:41] iamthrash@gmail.com: when the news page was freezing, that was his doing [10:41] iamthrash@gmail.com: he did it as a test [10:41] tripsocwocw: I don't recall that sorry, [10:41] iamthrash@gmail.com: Jay just fixed it today apparent [10:41] iamthrash@gmail.com: ly [10:42] iamthrash@gmail.com: he didnt fix it himself because like i said, we keep things very minimal [10:42] tripsocwocw: Yeah [10:42] iamthrash@gmail.com: the test pretty much confirmed that we could pull the switch at any moment [10:42] iamthrash@gmail.com: but i'm a man of symbolism [10:43] iamthrash@gmail.com: i want it to be symbolic how OCW goes down [10:43] iamthrash@gmail.com: and i want there to be irony in the way it goes down [10:43] iamthrash@gmail.com: i killed it without it being obvious [10:44] iamthrash@gmail.com: the day will come, i'll be the champion, and there will be a sudden issue with GoDaddy [10:45] iamthrash@gmail.com: it'll be like no one was ever involved [10:45] tripsocwocw: Do you ever plan to reveal that it was you? [10:45] tripsocwocw: Surely that's part of the glory? [10:45] iamthrash@gmail.com: of course [10:45] iamthrash@gmail.com: and that will be the biggest swerve OCW will have ever seen, when it could have been so fucking obvious! [10:46] tripsocwocw: Best heel turn in ocw history haha. [10:46] iamthrash@gmail.com: you know it [10:47] iamthrash@gmail.com: all of OCW's history will be nothing but a memory in a flash [10:48] tripsocwocw: You plan to do it as soon as you win the belt or a while after? [10:48] iamthrash@gmail.com: i'll let it set in [10:48] iamthrash@gmail.com: then the Riot following wont be posted [10:48] iamthrash@gmail.com: it'll be posted by me [10:48] iamthrash@gmail.com: featuring me [10:48] iamthrash@gmail.com: and me only [10:49] iamthrash@gmail.com: i'll be the only staff on the site [10:49] iamthrash@gmail.com: and Jay will have no control over his content [10:51] iamthrash@gmail.com: except this Riot will be one RP, an OOC RP [10:51] iamthrash@gmail.com: the last RP to ever be seen in OCW [10:51] iamthrash@gmail.com: hell will raise on the forums [10:51] iamthrash@gmail.com: users will log in that havent logged in in ages [10:52] iamthrash@gmail.com: and it'll be a complete fucking massacre [10:52] iamthrash@gmail.com: i'll watch as Nate, Jay, Versus, Kage, and many others squabble on helplessly [10:53] iamthrash@gmail.com: once i have gotten my fix, i'll have hellservant pull the trigger [10:53] iamthrash@gmail.com: and that will be that [10:54] tripsocwocw: Can you do something for me just to make this a bit more believable for me. Speak to me on the other account. The one which you have on your OCW profile as your AIM. For all I know you're actually not Jozzy. I know that sounds paranoid but I can't be too carefu. This is serious shit you're telling me here. [10:56] iamthrash@gmail.com: after the conversation we had last night, you should know who i am [10:57] tripsocwocw: Dude last night you were telling me I was a dick for what I did. Now you're telling me you're killing OCW. Forgive me for being a little confused. [10:57] iamthrash@gmail.com: isn't it brilliant? [10:57] iamthrash@gmail.com: everyone's going to be confused [10:58] iamthrash@gmail.com: funny how one day you see white and the next day you see black [10:58] tripsocwocw: When talking about OCW I generally see red haha. [10:59] iamthrash@gmail.com: well you get the point [10:59] iamthrash@gmail.com: i'm trying to figure out something only you and i would know about that i could say to you [10:59] iamthrash@gmail.com: oh [11:00] iamthrash@gmail.com: when we were doing our tag match, you and leon vs. me and frank, i remember one thing Leon kept saying [11:00] iamthrash@gmail.com: 'this is the first time i havent had to record a match' [11:00] tripsocwocw: Ok I believe you. [11:00] iamthrash@gmail.com: lol [11:02] iamthrash@gmail.com: i want your word that you wont utter a word of this to anyone [11:03] tripsocwocw: Dude. I HATE OCW for what they did to me. Three years worth of my life and what did I get back? I got fucked in the ass because they like to suck on Valmont's cock. [11:03] iamthrash@gmail.com: you should have some sense of accomplishment, seeing as how you helped my cause big time [11:04] iamthrash@gmail.com: i knew i'd be able to trust you, that's why i had you put to fanboy status [11:04] tripsocwocw: At the end of the day. Hellservant is in, if he can freeze shit and change my account style what would telling anyone actually do? Sure it'd ruin the symbolic effect but you'd still get to kill it right? [11:05] iamthrash@gmail.com: yeah [11:06] iamthrash@gmail.com: but like i said, i'm a man of symbolism, i get my fix on symbolism and irony [11:07] iamthrash@gmail.com: just killing it wouldnt do anything for me and i will have wasted my time if it goes down like that [11:07] iamthrash@gmail.com: so if you do tell anyone, i'll have to get my fix at your expense [11:08] iamthrash@gmail.com: that's not a threat, just a reassurance [11:08] tripsocwocw: I fail to see what you could do to me. [11:09] iamthrash@gmail.com: if i can do what i've done with OCW, then there's obviously a lot more i can do [11:12] iamthrash@gmail.com: well, not me specifically, but i can say the word and have anything done at any given moment [11:12] iamthrash@gmail.com: to you [11:12] iamthrash@gmail.com: or to anyone in OCW [11:14] iamthrash@gmail.com: but as long as you keep quiet about things, you're completely safe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Here I got your fucking symbolism: http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm22/ccg-s/sealcx1.gif Now http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u178/Axel_Darkheart/get_the_fuck_out.jpg OCW...your thoughts?!

Pneumonia does crazy things to people's thought process.

After reading this thread, I've come to the realization that I need to reopen the English wing of Vs High, fuckin pronto.