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Don't worry cupcake. I'm back in action. Just try to notice this time, so at least you see the blur that is the VFM Train cruising back into the title picture.

So wait because I don't put myself on every single card, I'm not active? So, RP'ing, having me interact with people, building a feud, all that = inactive? The dreadlocks have finally effected your brain. I had to move, and a bunch of other personal shit...but I STAYED ACTIVE ON THE BOARDS AND ON THE SHOWS. How is ME staying ACTIVE in the shows and on the boards, and being an intricate part of each show, how in the fucking universe is that me being "Inactive". You're making yourself look foolish. Stop. By the way, if you want to talk about match quantity, you still got another couple years before you catch me. Even if I take a 2 month break.

What the fuck is wrong with this picture? I had a match last week against Poe, which I won. I've had an ongoing feud with Blade since January, RP'd every single fucking week. THIS, THIS RIGHT HERE, is the problem. Someone's who's going for a title, doesn't even know the VICE PRESIDENT is active. Awesome.

So, since everyone seems to hate me and Blade's feud, here's a recap. I sliced my initials into Blade's mothers ass. Just figured I'd let you know that VFM's going insane, and you're all going to be effected by it soon. Fuck your mothers, VFM.

Leon and Casey open the show up, with an explanation/rant from Leon, and of course some support from Casey. And never to be seen with his mouth shut, Smythe goes ahead and becomes his own personal publicist, and even tosses in a WL4 plug, before letting Leon know that he'll be in Wesley's corner this evening. Double S decides to use JR's Guide to Commentating during this show, which Rivers is disgusted by. Then we have Steve v. Frank Smith. Not bad, but Steve's a freaking beast...unless he's facing ol' VFM. ;-) I see Mr. Smith is feeling a bit festive, diggin it. Good match, clean, and like I said, Steve's a beast. Next is improperly placed RP with Dangelo, his friend Sean and a mystery man, who is clearly a seasoned veteran. Who could it be? The clues aren't necessarily obvious, but it's cool to have something going on that people can talk about, if they talked. Air has decided to smash up VFM's limo rental. VFM's not having luck with cars lately. Air does this on purpose to get some more in-ring action, and VFM obliges, by giving him Dangelo and Poe, 2 on 1. Coop's nearby, and although he doesn't take part in the car abuse, he tries to take credit, as to keep an eye on Air...whether Air likes it or not. But, VFM being a spiteful ass, ban's Coop from the building. That'll show him. Apparently someone in this world DOES use pay phones, and his name is Aries. Wot? Aries. Wot? You fuckin heard me. And it seems to me that he's ordering himself a hooker that's a fan of OCW. Any RP with the term "Round eyes" in it is comedy silver to me. Not gold, but still worth a good chuckle. Although the video tends to go on a bit too long, it's still nice to see people putting in the extra effort...or any effort at all. Kudos Bax & OD. Coop is probably my favorite big man wrestler ever. His passive aggressive attitude towards everything is awesome. He's like a 7 foot, 300 lbs Gandhi, but with much worse taste in clothes. How he gets himself back into the building after getting banned is classic Coop. The Air/KD & Poe match wasn't quite like VFM said it should be...but when is it ever? Great match, Air n Coop got sumn special going on there. I dig the chemistry, and am kinda psyched to have some part in it. My favorite lines of the night: REGAN: I tell ya what… I’ll stop pushing the button if you admit the Grey Poupon line was lame. MORRISON: I happen to think it was a pretty good… Regan pushes even harder on the window button. MORRISON: Fine… fine… it was weak, but it was either that or “have you seen this boy”, but that came off sounding too child-molesterish to me. The RP between MMM and Regan is a must read. Well, the whole show's a must read, but the way it's written, you can visualize everything, and it makes it that much funnier. Ooohhh, Jealousy is a robe that Nate does NOT look good in. If I were a lame, fat, middle aged housewife/cow, this would be the part where I'd say "You go girl." But instead I'll just say "what a cunt." Gaine's digging up some personal shit on Vin. Shit like this interests me. Not as much as porn, but I'll read it. Chris Ryder makes an appearance with Police Official. I bet Steve was in the locker room, putting a towel at the base of his door, making sure to keep all the smoke away from Mr. Officer's nosey, nose. Ryder gives Cincy the rundown of the Ex match at Lution, and then a history lesson with the Ex title. All the while, eating a healthy delicious apple, until he tosses it out of the ring. (funny where it lands) When suddenly, Aries comes in and makes an appearance, and it's This is your life or in this case "Ryde of your life". Aries brings an onslaught of embarassing people for Ryder. But there's some great stuff in here, and i don't want to give it all away. But Aries gets pretty personal, and Ryder's black heart seems to just, not...care really. Hey everyone, Deano's here. Yay! Valmont isn't psyched about visiting Regan, and finding out what his little bit of news is. But Vince is a professional, and goes to find out. When he does, he eats Regans cookies. Yep, and he's still walking. Rare occasion for someone stealing Regan's cookies. Next up Guy v. MMM. Tough match, and from two vets like this, especially guys who know each other so well, I expected nothing less. I will not give away winners, but someone tapped. Schivalry is not dead. Regan steps in for Casey, what a guy. What a guy. My RP, part 1. Hopefully you enjoy it, this set of RP's are one of my more disturbing RP's. I'm proud of it. FU if you don't read it. Hey jealousyyyy......Nate's one of the hundreds of guys terrified that Deano's pokin his wife. Wouldn't be surprised...Deano pokes a lot of things. Shit...Deano would F a tree if it had a hole in it. P2s v. Valmonty Closest match of the night from two of the best in OCW. And oh man do I still love that Bloodline logo. MMW meets MMMW (Mini Mad Matt Wilson), check that, MBMMW (mini black mad matt wilson). Unlike Nate, Matt lets him live. They go on to explain that Mayhem being out of action wasn't their fault...even if it was. Then Team Irving's locker room gets more of an ancient japanese brothel, with Seth Snapping his fingers and broads doing his bidding. Kudos. My RP part 2. This is where it gets distubring. Looks like Tiff's chasing the Horse. Can't say I blame her after the Ike and Tina display...I just aged myself...ok...after the Chris Brown & Rihanna display from Nate and Tif in the locker room. Regan's an animal, and could have won the main event single handedly. I once saw Regan beat a full grown, rabid, angry black bear to death, using a box of tissues and a pillow. Onto the match, Wesley Snipes 1 and 2 are somewhere on the screen. I see white boots...you fuckers need to wear reflective lenses, for real. With the contrast the vid's give us, all I can tell is that you're human, shiney, and wearing wrestling attire. Regan's wrestling attire is classic. And when I say classic, I mean from the beaches off the Jersey Shore circa 1947. I can dig it. The end of this match is killer, I mean, I hate XX's, but the old man gets a good one. See how easy it is to watch a show? Just to let you slacking fuckers know, I'm at work right now. And in between running 5 departments, working 60 hour weeks, as well as preparing for an upcoming board meeting, I can read, watch the matches and write a review. Half you asses don't even have a job, so there's no excuse. Fuckin sad. No matter, it was a great show, a LOT of developments, and 5 comments on a 6 page show, with a pre-show, that's been posted for more than 12 house is digsuting. edit: Rox & Spoon's RP at the end. This adds serious depth to the ongoing feud between Spoon n Poe. I'm curious as to where this is headed. This thread's making me fucking sick. OCW is dead. Not the site. The community. Congratulations.

I see this thread, and I see bitching, and multiple posts from people bitching...yet nothing substantial from any of the parties bitching. I certainly hope there's going to be further posts from these gentlemen with some substance.

You're a vet, and a human...you don't attack lawyers. You poison them slowly. Maybe throw some sugar in their gas tank...something they can't trace back to you. You got some learning to do kiddo, lawyers will hunt you til your dying breath and make you pay...what you owe. Good rp tho.

I came here and noticed 5 pages of comments. Then I looked a little closer and noticed it was just about 40 lbs of shit on Bold's chest. I'm gonna attempt to get some time to watch the show tonight.

You mark for fucking anything.

Regan, GM, ex president, all around good guy and now... UNCLE! Congrats buddy! Turmoil tomorrow, WOOT!

Here's wai! http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii258/Jock924491/Animal/IfYouNeedAGreatBigHug.jpg

The reason I hate February so much, is because there's one less day in the month for me to love you. I think this thread deserves a hug!! http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-kitten-hug.jpg

Rachel, I'm not sure if Guy's busy this Turmoil, but you should ask him. He seems like someone with not a lot going on.

Just noticed through all this OCW discussion (which I'm diggin on, discussion's discussion, and the reviews were gold) that people give a fuck again. I likey. Also, Boldy we'll have a televised match eventually, but no, there has yet to be an ass kicking recorded between us. The day when it happens, the world will tremble at it's awesomeness. and Smythe....I believe there's 2 names on that Most Valuable Wrestler award. ;-)

I likes where this is goin.

**VFM's custom Jeep Wrangler stretch Limo pulls up outside of an establishment called "Le Magnifique Derrier". The camera pans closer to the Jeep then the shot changes to VFM and Jodie sitting in the limo, VFM smoking, and Jodie sipping a tea.** VFM: How's your tea darling? Jodie: Just perfect, the queen would be proud. VFM: So...remember I said I had a very special surprise for you today? Jodie: Oh yes dear, you've been so kind. The garments I bought from Victoria's Secret made me blush a little, but it's been ages since I've been able to spoil myself like that. VFM: I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. Now...don't you want to look your best when you put those little numbers on for...your special man? **winks at Jodie** Jodie: Well...I suppose so. VFM: Good, because that's why I brought you here. It's a little place I like to bring all the special ladies in my life. It's called "Le Magnifique Derrier" and what they do here, is clean things on you that haven't been thoroughly cleaned in, what could possibly be your entire life. Jodie: Did you bring your mother? VFM: **flustered, and utterly disgusted** NO!! **regains his composure** I mean...no, she...doesn't like to travel much, and this is the only location on earth. Jodie: My word, only location on Earth? How did you find this place? VFM: Well, one things for sure. I was definitely not introduced to this place by a set of Russian twins named Svetlana and Natasha, I'll tell you that much. I actually Googled it. Jodie: Google? What's the Google? VFM: It's on the internet. Helps me find things. But that's neither here nor there, let's get you in there so you can get your special treatment. Jodie: You're so good. **VFM and Jodie inside of the establishment. The walls are covered with pictures of famous porn stars, movie stars and musicians.** Jodie: Wow, la di da! VFM: That's right, only the elite come here. This is truly a privileged establishment. Jodie: So...what exactly am I getting here? VFM: Yeah, they're just gonna bleach your asshole. Jodie: WHAT?!?! VFM: Don't worry Jodie, it's more than sanitary. Clearly if all of these movie stars and famous people can get it done, it's got to be good for you. Jodie: I don't want people seeing my...fanny. **VFM sulks his head down, and his expression changes to complete shame and disappointment.** VFM: I'm sorry Jodie. I thought, that maybe this would go well with your Victoria's Secret garments and such. I've had it done numerous times...is...is that bad? You must be disgusted by me. I'm so sorry, I'm a fool for thinking you'd want to get you...fanny bleached...like Jennifer Aniston, and Brad Pitt, and...the Beckhams. **Jodies ears perk up a bit.** Jodie: The Beckhams got their...fanny's bleached? VFM: Sure did. Look right over here on the wall. **Points out a framed picture of a magazine cover showing the Beckhams. (all other pictures on the wall are head shots...odd)** Jodie: Well...if it's good enough for Victoria, it's good enough for Jodie. VFM: **beginning to look a bit more chipper.** Really? I thought you'd like it. Wow, you're so open minded, so much perfection in such a little package. Jodie: Ohhh Versus stop it. **Nurse comes out of the back area, reading off of a clipboard.** Nurse: Jodie? Is there a Jodie? Jodie: Over here dear. Nurse: Oh wonderful. Now what procedure will you be having done today? VFM: I'll handle this one Jodie. She's got a real SDW situation going on back there. How about you give her the works. **VFM leans into the nurses ear and whispers** I want it so clean, I can eat off of it. If it's any less sanitary than that, I'll make sure to buy this establishment, shut it down, and hire you as my own personal ass wiper. I eat a lot of red meat, spices and fiber, so you don't want any part of that, trust me. **VFM pulls his head away a bit, gives the nurse a wink and that evil little smirk.** So, can we give her the Beckham treatment or what? Nurse: Absolutely sir, anything you say. VFM: Good. Now, Jodie, go in there, relax, and have a good time. Remember, this is the star treatment, just for you! Jodie: You're so good to me. VFM: Someone has to be, right?! **Slaps Jodie in the ass** Jodie: Ohh my. Ok, well, nurse, I'm ready. VFM: Alrighty Jodie, see you when you get out. You're gonna have to show me how they did when we get back in the Limo. Jodie: We'll see about that. **Jodie walks with the Nurse to the back rooms. VFM turns to the camera, with that smirk on.** VFM: Ahhh, Blade. Don't worry, your mother's in good, good hands. **VFM shows the camera a bottle of His and Her's KY Lubricant.** VFM: Didn't think I was going to use prison lube, did ya? Na, not for Jodie...not for my...special gal. Hahahahahaaaaa. **Camera closes on VFM laughing.**

Really quickly before I begin to really watch the show. I picked a feud with Blade because there's history dating back 3 years. Even before Nate and me. Now, do I expect to main event shows? Clearly not with this feud. But I'm doing it because there's potential for an entertaining feud. Why Leon picked who he picked isn't my concern. My concern is putting out RP's after RP's, trying to keep you f'ers laughing and somewhat engaged. (And when I'm back on live, to kick all of your asses individually.) :) I'm not asking for m.e. booking with this feud, and I didn't think it'd be a huge deal working with someone who I get along with. I didn't ask for Blade to be picked for a title shot, I've never asked for special privileges. I simply went with what I believed would have been a fun feud for myself. (Sticking to my 'feuding for the fun of it" rule I have) I don't care about titles, I've won em all...a few times. If you guys are upset about me feuding with Blade, sorry. I'm sorry you're basing the quality of a feud on your personal opinions of where/what another wrestler should be doing, instead of basing it on the overall entertainment value. But you're human, I can't fault people for natural bias. Trips your argument, albeit aggressive, was valid. I'm not gonna say shut the fuck up, I'm going to take into consideration what's being said and see what I can do to make sure everything in my power is fair and balanced. All the while putting on a facade of hatred and evil...ness. Now...onto what's sure to be a kick nuts show. Fuck your mothers, VFM

You son of a bitch Morrison. Why'd you have to drop the midgets on unicorns out. You totally just gave away the ending to my feud. Welp, time to return Vimes, and the horse with the horn on his head.

Just think...I haven't even begun.

I blame lack of training and confidence. You get hit, hover those triggers, unless it's a big move, then plan to make a move once you get up. (without being retardedly fast about it) But if they start tossing around lefts n rights, get the triggers ready and learn to read your opponent.

Let's let May finish his current feud before we jump the gun there. He's got sumn good goin.

This thread saddens me.

Thank god you got Turmoil up in time Regan. [/sarcasm]

Don't assume.

Hey sweetheart, allow me to let you in on what happened the final 58 minutes of the show, that you clearly decided to cast judgement on, skip, and assume what it consists of. We spent 57 minutes, 58 seconds on current affairs, news, etc. Then we spent 2 seconds discussing your accomplishments in real life and in OCW. We didn't get to all of the news, but we covered all of your accomplisments with 1.38 seconds to spare. Now, coming from a guy who's character was so uncreative that someone suggests "Gym Teacher" and it was a 10x better character than you probably spent hours/days creating, I can brush this off. I'm sure you're just upset that some kid got mad at you for grabbing his nuts, ever so gently, while you were..."wrestling." Suck a dick, feel better about yourself, and go listen to all of the reactor. It might learn you something.