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Chris Baxter

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  1. so xcal .. you are alive ... i hope things are ok from that hospital bed your in i still owe many thanks to the man who took you out but seriously.. page one is.. WOW
  2. the same thing happend in my match with trance .. or so he said
  3. does he have to chinlock you twice in one week Casey
  4. Craig.. shut up...you are not awesome enough to become King of OCW .. and not even close to 1/1000 of the awesome that is Eddie Allen
  5. burried treasure ... where
  6. nice card and casey.. your a dumb mother fucker
  7. next time if you talk in character use colored text you stupid landlubbers
  8. ill be sure to take it off you smith .. i need an oppurtunity to return.. and you just opened the doors
  9. Scene opens as Baxter is the parking lot lying in corner. with a kendo stick in hand. Jim Back tries to get an interview Jim: Baxter, its been almost two months since we've last seen you in OCW. where have you been? do you have any comments? Baxter: All in due time mate. after all it is Independence day. a day for celebration, the day when America declared itself its own nation Jim: indeed, so why not join in the festivities Baxter: no thanks, id rather remain here mate .. i have all i need right here -Baxter pulls out a bottle of rum and takes a swig- Jim: come on Chris, join the fun, and stop feeling sorry for yourself -goes to grab Baxter's rum- let me just take that from you and we can get you to the party -Baxter swats Jim's hand with the kendo stick- Baxter: No touching my rum, and I'm not feeling sorry you stupid landlubber. I just don't feel like partying and celebrating on a specific day. I celebrate my freedom every time i set sail from port .. there's nothing like the freedom of the open waters Jim: -holding his hand- i see.. but may i ask when you will be returning to the ring Baxter: i will be returning shortly.. i feel great.. i haven't felt this good in about a year .. I'm ready to bring back some high seas justice -Baxter lets out a hearty laugh- I'm looking forward to it Jim: as am i and the OCW audience. we cant wait to have you back. Do you have any messages for anyone in OCW Baxter: Aye, indeed i do mate. Ryder .. ill be coming for you, you have what I've been seeking all me life. Gold, and i wont stop till i get it .. and Omega, don't think i have forgotten about you, you mutinous bastard. our paths will clash again, count on it mate. Jim: anything else you would like to say -Baxter starts to get up- Baxter: yes .. i would -Baxter cracks Jim over the head with the kendo stick knocking him out- Baxter: -Baxter leans over him with the kendo stick- Happy Independence day Scene fades to black as Baxter walks to his ship laughing and singing- Baxter: yo ho yo ho.. a pirates life for me
  10. great ending to the KD Trips match
  11. nice card .. hope it goes well
  12. doesnt matter how many replies there are .. did the matches get done .. was the show actually made.. thats what really matters.. again this is the CARD thread, not the actual show .. i admit i dropped the ball for not RPing for the show .. but apperently it didnt matter because the show didnt even get done in the 1st place. if it did it would be up . the people had 2 weeks and people still dropped the ball. we all did .. because we are all focued on UFC atm and most people have gotten sick of the SvR crappy game and are actually playing a good game we need someone that will put their foot up our ass if people on the card dont get shit done .. let alone when they have two weeks to do it ocw is practically dead .. we need a major foot up the ass if ANYTHING here is to get done
  13. -Scene opens in a bar drowning his sorrows in beer the stench of beer and puke is in the air. faint music is coming from the radio above.- Baxter: Bartender!! 2 more shots of Captain Morgan Bartender: sure thing, -give Baxter his drink-... hey... you look familiar .. don't i now you from somewhere Baxter: Nah, you must be thinking of someone else -downs the shot of his rum- Bartender: did you go to San Vanelona Academy Baxter: wasn't me -downs the other shot- Bartender: you one of Bruno's boys Baxter: -getting disgruntled- You confusing me with someone else man Bartender: wait ... Aren't you Chris Baxter? Baxter doesn't answer him Bartender: Dude. it IS you. I'm like your biggest fan .. i still have some of you fan gear -the bartender pulls out an old Baxter Pirate Bandanna and Hat- I used to wear these every time you had a match, Ahoy matey .. drink up me hearty yo-ho .. what happened to you man? -Baxter tosses his shot glass of the floor shattering it- Baxter: Just give me the damn bottle Bartender: just calm down man, I don't want to have to ask you to leave. Baxter: -slightly drunk at this point- i used to be the freaking man you know,...i used to be feared on the high seas .. i was the most popular Ex Division wrestler of all time.. why did i ever go through this stupid shit.. this stupid Asian masked wrestler crap .. now since I've taken it off.. Ive been in the worse slump of my life. Bartender: and you've come to drown your sorrows in rum. sounds like you still got a bit of captain in you -bartender laughs at the obvious Captain Morgan reference he made- Baxter: -laughing as well- aye, it always helps me cope with everything Bartender: Shouldn't you do something instead of just drowning yourself in beer. Instead of being some broken down man, go back to doing what you love. Baxter: you know what your right .. -offers his hand to the bartender- I would like to shake your hand. what your name my friend Bartender: glad to help -shakes Baxter's hand- My names Bill -Baxter bashes the rum bottle over the bartenders face glass is flying all across the bar- -screams are heard from people in the bar- Baxter: -smiling- no problem -Baxter hops the bar and takes the bandanna and hat off the bartender- Baxter: Ill take those effects, -Baxter puts on the bandanna and the hat- thank you Mr. William -Baxter then hops the bar and kisses the nearest bar skank and shoves her aside- Baxter: Ladies .. gentleman -removes his hat and bows- .. i bid ye Adieu -scene fades to black as Baxter leaves the bar laughing-
  14. OMFG at the ending
  15. omg 2 pages!?!!! ok we seriously need a wake up call
  16. hmm evan knox ... will my losing steak break before End Games i sure hope so -_-
  17. oh dear god .. id rather stay titleless then have that handout
  18. i agree with steve ... if he had actually clicked on the bar instead of asking such a stupid question .. we wouldnt be up shits creak without a paddle in this thread and i agree that the ufc game.. and OCF are killing ocw ... i still constanly come here to see if there are any new posts and whatnot .. but if its some nub just spamming posts.. it just makes me a sad panda and the doors are back open steve .. d-jack has been waiting for this moment for months .. we're going to have a lot more scrub people .. and we dont have the welcome crew that we used to due to OCF .. as Kris said were gonna have accept the fact that these people so stupid shit.. but that doesnt mean we cant put our foot up their ass for it
  19. yeah, i admit the airplane spin is overused .. once on lhvy started doing one.. and seeing it worked .. so did everyone else
  20. people have countered my springboard move out of the airplane spin before its just a bitch to counter out of the spin
  21. if you dont have the sub perk you need a sig or a fin sub move ..
  22. its true ...
  23. i promise i wont let you down stacey hopefully ill smack some sence back into rox
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