Turmoil 119

[Parker]

This aint 2012 anymore..only thing Aries is pushing in, is another hotdog into that fat cakehole of his.

 

 

#FreeCactus

[Aries]

This aint 2012 anymore..only thing Aries is pushing in, is another hotdog into that fat cakehole of his.

 

 

#FreeCactus

 

You think food is the only thing I eat? I'll take a bit out of those linguini arms you bald fuck

[Parker]

You think food is the only thing I eat? I'll take a bit out of those linguini arms you bald fuck

 

I can count how many times you've beaten me on one hand, one hand with no fingers...so essentially just a palm!! Fatboy!

 

And on the other hand, how many times I've beaten you

 

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<3

 

I hope you get Type 1 for christmas.

[Bloom]

You know who should be a top guy? Me. If I cared enough, I would push all of your shit in, but I don't. Why don't I do that? Because I want to give you new guys a chance to shine and you're all doing just that. Now, while I do have a problem with people, especially champions and contenders being coddled and protected, I think it all depends on who's involved. The way I look at it is you can't win all of the time, even if you're next in line for a belt. All Bray winning does is show that he should be higher up on the card and deserves an opportunity later on down the line.

 

As for the World Title scene...honestly, this is a tired subject. I don't believe Kass deserves to be there at all, but it is what it is. Should they get tough singles matches to prove their merit? Absolutely. They're in line for the World Title. They should not only be good with what they write, but with how they play. When I became champion for the first, second and third time; I never had it easy. To be champion for the first time, in Jay's eyes, I had to win the KOOCW for a second time. What did I do? I was so thirsty, I did win it again. I squashed a man known as Trevor McManus in seven minutes, who at the time, was one of the best players in the fed. I did it as a LHW, too. I wasn't coddled or protected. I had to show Jay that I was finally worthy of being put in a World Title match. And you know fucking what? I won that title in the same fucking night. I won 4 matches on one PPV, just to prove myself. And you know who I beat for the title? A fucking monster. A person who is and always has been sketchy when it came to ethics and FPR. A 99 Durability Super Heavyweight with arms that stretched to Portugal. I proved myself by being the best on the sticks. Not protected. Not put into matches people knew I would win. I never have been put into those situations. Not in my matches leading up to my title shot. Not in my matches where I either defended or lost my title.

 

Ask Jay. I am the most inconsistent champion because I choke in title defenses. Jay gave me opportunity after opportunity because I earned it by being one of the best on the sticks. My writing left MUCH to be desired, but I got it fucking done in the ring. I remember my first title defense when I became the first ever Pride Champion. It was against Kip Conrad (who, if you don't know, was an alt of one of the best players in the fed.) His name is Kage. He was a fucking beast, and he destroyed me. I wasn't protected. At all. I was put to the test to see if I deserved my spot, and by losing; I proved that I didn't. I didn't just lose. I got demolished.

 

If you were booking an actual wrestling show, then yes. I should have been protected, but this is fake fake wrestling. This is a video game. As much as the game as changed over the years, it's the same at its core. Being a good writer will only get you so far. You have to win, and you have to win BIG. You can write your way into a title match all you want, but if that's all you're good at, then what's the point in putting you in taht spot? You're going to keep losing if you can't play the game. Know what I mean? Now, I understand most people in charge these days are inclined to make shows look good, and while I do prefer things look good; I can't help but revert back to my, "prove yourself" dynamic.

 

Without the thirst, I feel that protective booking is the way to go in some cases. However, sometimes a good champion and contender need to be put to the test. While its all well and good to say sit back and have fun, it's also good to have a nice competitive scene in place.

 

In other words, shape up, or I will take both titles, and you're NOT going to win them back. You think I'm playing? Try me. I'll channel 2012 Aries and hold you fucks down. You won't break the Mass Ceiling. You'll have to be like Dupree who played DM's all day just to get ready for our title match. Just to beat me. Even then, you guys haven't seen Thirstries. You've seen Hungries, but never Thirstries, and I'll tell ya. Thirstries don't play. I'll get you counted out. I'll put you in a damn Abdominal Stretch if I have to.

 

Come to Riot, Thundertits, I got a surprise for you, and it's not cake!

Pugh will eat your food and your will want to Overdose on Childrens Benedryl after he buries you via shoutbox!

Parker will punch the fat out of you

Sean will break your turkey wing

NATE!

You want non of majin?

Mr. Chocolate will choclafy you!

Carter will find the wetspot!

Leon will beat you then youll run back to Moil after you hear him on party chat! no cruz tosave you!

Xander Rane will no sell your overweight finishers!

MONSTER, B

KD is black!

 

SO COME ON DOWN TO RIOT, ARIES!!!! I FUCKING DARE YOU. DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!

NO LATE MATCH SUBMISSIONS EITHER, DARE YOU!

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Edited April 22, 2016 by Bloom

[Parker]

Come to Riot, Thundertits, I got a surprise for you, and it's not cake!

Pugh will eat your food and your will want to Overdose on Childrens Benedryl after he buries you via shoutbox!

Parker will punch the fat out of you

Sean will break your turkey wing

NATE!

You want non of majin?

Mr. Chocolate will choclafy you!

Carter will find the wetspot!

Leon will beat you then youll run back to Moil after you hear him on party chat! no cruz tosave you!

Xander Rane will no sell your overweight finishers!

MONSTER, B

KD is black!

 

SO COME ON DOWN TO RIOT, ARIES!!!! I FUCKING DARE YOU. DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!

NO LATE MATCH SUBMISSIONS EITHER, DARE YOU!

 

LMFAO...jesus christ....

[Jacob Trance]

LMFAO...jesus christ....

 

And notice how KD isn't booked on Lution...

[Aries]

Come to Riot, Thundertits, I got a surprise for you, and it's not cake!

Pugh will eat your food and your will want to Overdose on Childrens Benedryl after he buries you via shoutbox!

Parker will punch the fat out of you

Sean will break your turkey wing

NATE!

You want non of majin?

Mr. Chocolate will choclafy you!

Carter will find the wetspot!

Leon will beat you then youll run back to Moil after you hear him on party chat! no cruz tosave you!

Xander Rane will no sell your overweight finishers!

MONSTER, B

KD is black!

 

SO COME ON DOWN TO RIOT, ARIES!!!! I FUCKING DARE YOU. DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!

NO LATE MATCH SUBMISSIONS EITHER, DARE YOU!

http://us.123rf.com/450wm/asiln/asiln1410/asiln141000024/32254054-you-are-invited-stamp.jpg?ver=6

 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

 

YOU'RE GONNA DIE! JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS

 

You think I'm scared??? Nate has a PS4, so I don't need to go to Riot for that. Anyone else? LOL! YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME BREV? PUGH WOULDN'T BE CHAMP IF I DIDN'T LEAVE IN 2012. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!

 

pls dont book me against Drago

[Kassidy Hayes]

You know who should be a top guy? Me. If I cared enough, I would push all of your shit in, but I don't. Why don't I do that? Because I want to give you new guys a chance to shine and you're all doing just that. Now, while I do have a problem with people, especially champions and contenders being coddled and protected, I think it all depends on who's involved. The way I look at it is you can't win all of the time, even if you're next in line for a belt. All Bray winning does is show that he should be higher up on the card and deserves an opportunity later on down the line.

 

As for the World Title scene...honestly, this is a tired subject. I don't believe Kass deserves to be there at all, but it is what it is. Should they get tough singles matches to prove their merit? Absolutely. They're in line for the World Title. They should not only be good with what they write, but with how they play. When I became champion for the first, second and third time; I never had it easy. To be champion for the first time, in Jay's eyes, I had to win the KOOCW for a second time. What did I do? I was so thirsty, I did win it again. I squashed a man known as Trevor McManus in seven minutes, who at the time, was one of the best players in the fed. I did it as a LHW, too. I wasn't coddled or protected. I had to show Jay that I was finally worthy of being put in a World Title match. And you know fucking what? I won that title in the same fucking night. I won 4 matches on one PPV, just to prove myself. And you know who I beat for the title? A fucking monster. A person who is and always has been sketchy when it came to ethics and FPR. A 99 Durability Super Heavyweight with arms that stretched to Portugal. I proved myself by being the best on the sticks. Not protected. Not put into matches people knew I would win. I never have been put into those situations. Not in my matches leading up to my title shot. Not in my matches where I either defended or lost my title.

 

Ask Jay. I am the most inconsistent champion because I choke in title defenses. Jay gave me opportunity after opportunity because I earned it by being one of the best on the sticks. My writing left MUCH to be desired, but I got it fucking done in the ring. I remember my first title defense when I became the first ever Pride Champion. It was against Kip Conrad (who, if you don't know, was an alt of one of the best players in the fed.) His name is Kage. He was a fucking beast, and he destroyed me. I wasn't protected. At all. I was put to the test to see if I deserved my spot, and by losing; I proved that I didn't. I didn't just lose. I got demolished.

 

If you were booking an actual wrestling show, then yes. I should have been protected, but this is fake fake wrestling. This is a video game. As much as the game as changed over the years, it's the same at its core. Being a good writer will only get you so far. You have to win, and you have to win BIG. You can write your way into a title match all you want, but if that's all you're good at, then what's the point in putting you in taht spot? You're going to keep losing if you can't play the game. Know what I mean? Now, I understand most people in charge these days are inclined to make shows look good, and while I do prefer things look good; I can't help but revert back to my, "prove yourself" dynamic.

 

Without the thirst, I feel that protective booking is the way to go in some cases. However, sometimes a good champion and contender need to be put to the test. While its all well and good to say sit back and have fun, it's also good to have a nice competitive scene in place.

 

In other words, shape up, or I will take both titles, and you're NOT going to win them back. You think I'm playing? Try me. I'll channel 2012 Aries and hold you fucks down. You won't break the Mass Ceiling. You'll have to be like Dupree who played DM's all day just to get ready for our title match. Just to beat me. Even then, you guys haven't seen Thirstries. You've seen Hungries, but never Thirstries, and I'll tell ya. Thirstries don't play. I'll get you counted out. I'll put you in a damn Abdominal Stretch if I have to.

 

while I did not earn my spot here, I did b4, an like how you described yourself, is what I also see myself. On any given night I could have lost, and my writing leaves much to be desired. Jackson was a close title win, beat you as champion was a tough match, I lost to tank and then did a multi-man match and lost. came back in this spot and if I win this triple threat lol, I'll just have to prove i deserved it afterwards.

 

I was not protected as champion nor did i expect to be

 

also austin would have been a good contest, as mention on show, I did face him on riot and it was not a blow out by any means.

[Big Ed]

I may be in the minority about my feelings on the three way, and that's cool. No skin off my nose.

 

So about this card, no one is talking about the whole presented thing. Let's get into it.

 

Austin and Seb vs the Ghetto. I liked it. Think it would have been great to see a shift to Gta. Maybe a shoot out. Turmoil needs a shoot out on live tv one day. Their third wheel seems like a beast, much like Sensation has Birdie.

Austin and Seb could use a weekly variety show like edge and Christian. These two alone are reason enough for a cross brand tag division.

 

Jimmy and Axton. Not the outcome I expected, but Axton is starting to make a name for himself. Definitely neck and neck or right behind Joe for TV title hunting. Though the record doesn't really support it, I think Seb has to be next in line to face Dennis or myself for the strap. He's roleplayed his way to being a fixture in the division.

 

Jayde and Alex Robinson. Not sure who Alex is, but I know she's not liked, which is good enough for me. We've now got our match, Sophia and Alex. Past vs present. Surprising final, seeing as how I'm

Sure most assumed Sophia would be against Madison...but i fixed that. You're welcome. Goody good and against a former GM? Or whatever she was. Sophia playing against Leon should help with any legitimacy concerns that were had.

 

Joe vs Blacky. MOTN. Joe went from sleeping in the garbage to smelling like roses. I can see Dennis missing that easy to reverse double stomp will screw him in the future. Almost did last night. He's yet to hit on a Turmoil taping.

For the eventual third match, My only advice would be to keep Dennis grounded next time and not give him too much space. I know you're a flippy guy, but he and Loki are 'the' standard for flippy guys unless Matsuda makes a Turmoil cameo (which would be amazing.)

 

I'll beat him for you, then come for your lunch, my bearded friend.

 

Aries and Irving. Good to see a new feud pop up. Maybe save that eventual fight for a pay per view?

 

Lastly! First women's main event of the season. Good times.

[Austin Lee]

Aries and Irving. Good to see a new feud pop up. Maybe save that eventual fight for a pay per view?

 

A new old feud with a new twist....

 

This hate starts from Irving bringing Aries back only for him to turn on him and become the best in the world