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 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix

 

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From a "Wrestling" and watchable standpoint this gets an A. Literally something for everyone and succinctness from the opener to the closer.
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 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix

 

"Booking Wrestling is the most thankless no-win position anyone could ever be in. When things go well it's the talent that makes it work. When they go badly, it's because the Booker doesn't know what he's doing." - Eric Bischoff

 

Jookie: what website do we upload to againi for got

Our Hero: uploadafraud.com

Jookie: fuck u boricua

 

"I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda

 

OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh
 

"I'm 5,9" - Ry
 

"I'm sorry if this sounds mean but OCW shouldn't be allowed to vote" - Jake Allen

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Hold on to your butts

 

Page One

 

Today’s review is brought to you by...

 

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Spider gaslights TY

 

If Sparks loses tonight, he’s out of Revolution. Then Spider will be kicked out, ushering in the era of the One Man Revolution, Quartz, only for Bobby Minio to come back for his moniker. Probably not but basically, don’t lose Sparks.

 

Danny Watts / Colby McCallum

 

Danny commits murder of my cousin. How are we going to go bowling now?

 

B17 / Empress / Kass

 

B17 is looking for Kassidy, Empress wants cake and Kassidy... Well he gets talked at by people that really do not seem sincere at all. It was like that time BP apologised for killing half the Mexican ecosystem.

 

Judge Brown

 

Judge respects Jordan. You don’t need to shake his hand, just don’t sleep on the Future Idiot.

 

Page Two

 

Quartz / Colin Locke

 

Something about this felt off? Quartz isn’t the Booker but it felt like Colin was talking to him in that capacity. Outside of that, it was a decent interaction. Maybe I missed something on previous shows that would have explained it a little better.

 

Darryl

 

I haven’t learned your surname, so sue me. He’s a loser, baby, so why don’t you kill him. Good little build for his up coming match, I’m guessing Darryl has some punk elements to his personality going by this.

 

Page Three

 

Holly / Empress

 

More cake. Holly comes to congratulate Empress but also sends a warning she’s coming for her championship.

 

Cobra

 

Cobra drops some truth and stands up for TY. Top guys don’t tear people down, they build them up.

 

Hunter / John

 

They’re not finished just yet, continuing on from the wrestling classic at the Clash, McIntyre is ready for another crack of the whip.

 

Evelyn

 

Evelyn once again breaks into Terra’s house and almost dies because of poisonous flowers.

 

 

More pages later

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Page Four

 

Spider

 

Enough is enough and he’s not taking any more!

 

TWC and Judge Brown

 

Addresses the absolute trial and tribulations that one of their members had to endure at the Judges hands. Looks like we might get a handicap match? Not much way back for a team that loses one of those. So naturally TWC will accept it and lose.

 

Valkyrie

 

Valk continues the ongoing storyline with the HOF, preparing to announce her tag partner before being creeped upon by a weird producer that’s definitely going to jail.

 

Page Five

 

Spider and Quartz

 

Quartz takes a dump on Cobra’s dreams whilst Spider watches.

 

Wrex and Aisu

 

More watching! This time of the match variety as Wrex and Aisu, perhaps ominously, hunker down in gorilla as the tag team title match entrances begin. Hopefully they don’t get involved in the match.

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Hold on to your butts

 

Quartz / Colin Locke

 

Something about this felt off? Quartz isn’t the Booker but it felt like Colin was talking to him in that capacity. Outside of that, it was a decent interaction. Maybe I missed something on previous shows that would have explained it a little better.

 

First of all, my butt is being held onto. Thank you for the warning. I am going to be "that guy" who explains context of an RP, but discussion is discussion!

 

This is a running joke from previous encounters where Quartz and Spider "somehow" knew who Colin's opponent was going to be. In Kayfabe it was explained like "this championship gives me certain powers, so I saw the card for next week" etcetc, so Colin now thinks Quartz knows all his matches and it blended with the new seriousness of the Quartz/Spider gimmicks that was established at Clash/on this show.

 

It is ridiculous and meta, but it's supposed to be and Colin is always funny no matter what.

 

Thanks for your review mang, I'll be peeping more and dropping thoughts later.

 

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First of all, my butt is being held onto. Thank you for the warning. I am going to be "that guy" who explains context of an RP, but discussion is discussion!

 

This is a running joke from previous encounters where Quartz and Spider "somehow" knew who Colin's opponent was going to be. In Kayfabe it was explained like "this championship gives me certain powers, so I saw the card for next week" etcetc, so Colin now thinks Quartz knows all his matches and it blended with the new seriousness of the Quartz/Spider gimmicks that was established at Clash/on this show.

 

It is ridiculous and meta, but it's supposed to be and Colin is always funny no matter what.

 

Thanks for your review mang, I'll be peeping more and dropping thoughts later.

 

Fin.

 

Perfectly fine to explain context if it’s something that’s been missed mangmang.

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It was like that time BP apologised for killing half the Mexican ecosystem.

 

 

I want you to know I read that as B killing the ecosystem and I spent 10 minutes trying to recall how I did that before I realized you said BP.

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