OCW Riot 641 "Revenge of The Betterness"

[Mr.Sensation]

THE DARKEST TIMELINE PERSONALLY!

[Mr.Sensation]

Oh hello I didn't see you there. So I woke up early and I had to get out of bed because for Dark Side of OCW 2009 a requested file cluster was read only access. So now that I'm up coffee in hand and feeling like its 2009 it's time to run down a fairly succinct shoe!

 

La Resistance Part 1

Love this grouping of eclectic minds, could gush for literal hours about everyone except stupid Jynx and Stupid Bolek but there's a whole lot of history with these ppl and they for they most part nailed down all the points needed in less than 5 minutes can't really complain. Power struggle angles are weird (see Tibby Dupree thoughts). I'm just here for the ride but solid foundation for later. Before I forget I scrolled up to type this I am legit sick of "Word A Day" H20 I legit cannot stand his written work but now to see and hear him be so fucking loquacious is quite simply vexatious and I will not and cannot allow this irksome inability to speak with normalcy exasperatingly bothersome, maddening and displeasing. Fuck you michael

 

Kaiya Crowly vs. REBORN THE REAL STIXX @Cheryl Stixx@Alex Asher
I really hate pre match text role plays before the opening match and by hate I mean despise. That being said in 2025 we are lucky to get any kind of words because y'all like Dupree also don't know how to read or y'all like John Carter don't count the Web Show possibly because you are a fucking clown so I am OK with it. Really sweet double baby face heart felt promo between the two acknowledging Stixx growth and just all around up beat shit! I can dig it

The match itself was 17 mins which in 2k25 times is wild not gonna recall the nuts and bolts but it was very fun to watch and both have very good chemistry with each other. I do vaguely remember Cheryl kind of holding unto fins, just use em! In it to win it. Either way fun match and Cheryl breaks her losing streak! As for Kaiya my only side note is the Temu Skadi shit I saw is not it some of y'all throw stones in class houses with no self awareness, I do belive they have the same build (husky lady #3) But it's not really a 1 for 1, The only kicker for me would honestly be the entrance I wanted to shout JACKPOT but Quartz would never show up :(. Either way at this point id just make kaiya 7ft tall but then it would be thats just OKI Udoka IDK, B! Yall dumb sometimes!

Paul Harris with the 2011 riot theme
If you need the 2025 Riot logo and song holla I got you fam! Loved this promo as I said in public and in private I really couldn't have given a fuck about Paul Harris for most of his career (it sounds harsh but its more indifference if you nasty). I really love this edge and not because of HEEL but because its not boring to me it's solid work it's not just the "I wrestle good to ok guy" But there is more to it. The Tre , Harris stuff is very solid pro wrassling I dig it immensly. From a production stand point especially given what happend later in the show this could have been about 2 minutes shorter less is always more.

The Old Lady, The Rookie And The Le Miserable
More whatever the word is for Beatrixx with a new focus on the "Rookie" Serena but oh no here comes Buffalo's most miserable, Shianne! I find it hysterical that Shianne gives me Bubba Ray, Grumpy as fuck vibes. Either way solid pro wrestling backstage shit. Producers note shoulda ended with Serena walking through the frame past Shianne with the "We really got to work on your attidue that was pretty rude" Camera fade woulda popped me fucking HUGE!

Skadi Promo with the 2013 riot theme
If you need the 2025 Riot logo and song holla I got you fam! Touching on what happend last week with Dragana, putting over champ, nice side bar by Double Wide, Skadi continues and keeps the same energy throughout trying to guide double wide to not be an asshole and it seems to be working. Metal Gear Solid

Bobbi!
Pretty much breaks down to book me! #IMALIVE! We got you on ambition boo!

Super Sakomoto Silent @Satoru Sakamoto
I can't complain about a rookie promo there's a lot of production stuff. Like LACK of CROWD, and just showing up in ring but again that comes with time so all I can say is add some crowd and keep doing what you are doing kid its a marathon not a sprint!

Gooner vs The Giant! @Devon Flash@Rust Cohle
IKE and MONIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bog standard pro wrassling much like Cheryl 0-3 could tonight be the night? Guess we will find out. But again if there aren't copious glazing notes just assume you did well. Handler Devon is a good motherfucker so I have grown to accept he will be solid no matter what and this is no exception.
 

SUPER FUN FUCKING MATCH BOYZ. Very competitive a lot of wild spots and swings in momentum. I'm not gonna right a 19 page love letter others can do that I don't even know how to read but one of my fav matches of the night or maybe this season good chemistry! Gnarly fucking finisher. And just like Cheryl, IKE not EEEKAYYY AHAHAH is 1-3 good shit! (this shoulda been an ambition main event)

Che GueSheldon & Steve
Hat sich nicht zu lange aufgehalten, solides Pro-Wrestling, Sheldons kleine Baskenmütze ist einfach bezaubernd. Ich weiß, die Idee ist, CHE Gueverra darzustellen, was Ende der 90er und Anfang der 2000er angesagt war, aber man sollte bedenken, dass er, obwohl er als Popkultur-Ikone verwendet wurde, eigentlich ein Stück Scheiße war, offensichtlich besser als Castro, aber ich schweife ab! Abgesehen davon passt der Look perfekt zu dem, was gerade passiert, ich finde ihn einfach irgendwie urkomisch und ironisch.

 

Stability Perros!
I'm gonna say this A LOT because there really isn't any reason to expound in text sometimes. But this is bog standard pro wrestling for most of it. Parca comes out as the Toyota Corolla, or Camry of OCW! Actually Definitely the Toyota Camry of OCW Corolla's ain't shit. Camry's are for the most part far and away more STABLE and RELIABLE. That being said usual Parca fare comes out pops shit and someone gets beat up! But this time THE TABLES HAVE TURNED and Ry has struck first! Nice lil change of pace. I wouldn't have this issue with this segment if we didn't have the match later with pretty much the same outcome. It would have been really cool that once Harris came in (Since the other one nova was taken out) if Tre Golden ran out (once again like earlier) to get in Harris ass and chase away the heels. But I also get the (It's TRE I want nothing to do with him type shit) Wrestling is simple, having RyVaughn get tuned up prior to then not really sell it in the subsequent match was weird (but I can chalk that up to logistics I suppose IE no Bandage leg) I'll elaborate more when we get to match portion. 

 

Ad STIXX!
It's an advertisement rehabbing double wide! I liked the older voice that sounded more country FYI

 

Marisa vs The World Feat, Ashley, Deb, Cheryl and Silent Queen Sue and more.

With so many people involved it was bound to run long as usual only producer note, less is more! Solidish Sports Entertainment. Silent Sue entering the brooklyn zoo was a neat touch popped. I'm not sure how I feel about Sue potentially skipping to the front of the line. I mean personally I couldn't care less (did I just negate my prev statement I think I did! LOL)  but there's a legion of bad mama jammas so we shall see OPTICS wide it could be weird especially with whats been going on with Sarah Moore. The Tammy stuff is interesting but its an NPC more or less so I never was really invested in her at bare minimum she needs to choke slam the shit out of sturdy bird or something this is almost a year or half a year of disrespect.  

 

The King not Queen and Kirkland Valkyrie Skadi (I'm KIDDDDDING relax!) @Owen@FknParker
Ok gonna break this down because there is a lot of unpack. Initially having seen a "JOBBER" entrance of Alyssa Loretta, Most assumed Elliot was Elliotting in 2025 and as we are want to do shitted on him. However during the usual post show Dinner and wine session Elliot showed up and clarified some things. On Tuesday he sent out his video and entrance apparently to a cloned account of Skadi (2 accounts with same name I guess IDK) Never heard back and assumed everything was hunky dorey only to show up Friday evening and get the Diddy Special from everyone.
Now the only reason I am posting it here is because its public knowledge and also to highlight what I can only assume is a breakdown in communication. What I do not understand is if you need Footage/Entrance from someone and you don't hear from them why wouldn't you just go "HEY I NEED YOUR SHIT" or "HEY CAN ONE OF YOU RECORD OR GRAB THIS CAW FOR ME" or Any number of things.

To give you an example I'm old as shit and my brain don't work often (still sharper than any of you deluded motherfuckers) That being said on Thursday I forgot to send him my audio for comms (or I sent it to someone else by mistake IDK) either way Friday morning Jake let me know I didn't send it so i sent it! problem solved.
So either Skadi never hit up Loretta with the (WHERE IS YOUR SHIT)
or
Loretta msged Elliot and never heard back
or
Skadi never asked (Where is your shit) and opted to do the jobber ent and Austin Skadi exit.

I don't know whats what but this is a very clear lack of communication, And I can understand totally if its a time crunch but more often then not you take 20 seconds (Hey Boss, there's a mix up with this or that can I get an extension) and you get it. This kind of came off like a hatchet job on Loretta because they won and it played out as such during the live show making loretta look like shit. Speaking of the live show the match had everyone in there feelings thinking loreta fucked on skadi and then got to beat skadi's ass. MATCH ITSELF really emotional because Skadi made a huge comeback but because of all the other bullshit it sullied Lorettas win in the end. IDK just fucking talk to each other its not hard. An other wise really solid match was kind ruined .This was a bad look that could have easily been prevented just spending 5 minutes communicating.

MY BOO A SNAKE AND PRICK THE BOOZER
Don't talk to Dillinger, EMP he's a fucking snake fuck ADE, and motherfuck that sweaty snake skin, husky shit bag WREX!

H20 & Edgy Names!
My producers note was this was too long but it was less than 2 minutes. See above about H20 Promos. I don't hate Kraven (I'm not typing KraVen so you can fuck that sky high) I just hate his voice Dorian. Solid work had to go later in shoe fix the voice and fuck h20.

 

CLARK EFFECT GETS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHED
Shit we half way this is turning into actual work on a Saturday fuck me! Gooch is the KD of Writing you aren't going to get Shakespeare or drolling on. TLDR Flojo admits that Beatrixx was right and that she let the shit from the locker room shake her confidence, and will be tuning in next week! Simple and to the fucking point

420p Marcus in 2025
Glad the locks are gone they ain't look right with that water head. Now he looks like TRT RZA. I'm looking forward to Marcus vs THE WRESTLING MAAN thats it. Also its pro wrestling also this coulda been 1 min 30 seconds!

Steven does drugs with rookies!
D.A.R.E to be better Stevie. This lil feud is fun, will it be on ppv probably not (theres a lot on docket) but I'm enjoying it for having so many ppl involved. WHOSE THE 3RD MAN!

JUBEIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
SEE BOG STANDARD PRO E-WRESTLING - Quietly promoting next weeks match! Adapt Adjust Overcome its fine Jubei nobody gonna read it cuz they cant reeeead!

BEEF AND ACCOUNTABILITY @Tre Golden@Marisa Welch@El Parca
Oh DEAR! Where to begin, I didn't catch the discord shit obviously cuz you know streaming and I saw everyone dog pile there favorite submission boxing punching bag Tre. First and foremost there are 3 but really 2 points of Failure.

#1 Both participants should record (just in case this doesn't always happen but you know redundancy)
#2 The match was something like what 10-12 minutes and NEITHER PERSON not just TRE NEITHER nor RY NOTICED till after the fact. BOTH are at fault and to there credit both have admitted as such.
#3 Why the fuck is Parca given the match when he isn't apart of it? I don't care if he said to send to him you say no doesn't matter who if they aren't in the match unless you are missing a limb or some extenutaiting circumstance (YOU are responsible FOR YOUR STUFF PERIOD)

If you it's agreed upon Between the parties in this case (Tre/RyVaughn) that TRE is putting the match together. Then anything that had to do with the match between (TRE/RY) goes to TRE thats it the afterbirth gets sent to TRE to EDIT into the end of the match PERIOD unless his hands fucking fall off. I really do not fucking like 3rd parties being involved in matches they are not apart of unless absolutely necessary. Because the simplest solution would have just been to air the match next week and then potentially jerryrig another ass whipping This week I suppose. But that couldn't happen (Or technically it could but its like why when entrances and post are using RIOT). 

 

And what really annoyed is is Tre catching it from all angles as if he is the only person 2 blame. And then Hurricane Season kicks in and Tre does himself no favors. It took that motherfucker 7 business days to book Turmoil so I get it but having all you motherfuckers punch down is lame and cuz he is not 100% to blame. 

On top of that @Sheldon TremblaySheldon, lass das das letzte Mal sein, dass du jemandem sagst, er solle aufhören oder gehen. Du warst die letzten 4 Monate eine Bratwurst! Was zum Teufel glaubst du eigentlich, wer du bist? KOMMT SCHON, SOHN! Du hast nicht das Recht, jemanden zu tyrannisieren und ihm zu sagen, er solle aufhören, du hast nicht das Zeug dazu. Ich bin froh, dass du dich nicht mehr wie ein Baby benimmst, und ich sehe das und kann das absolut schätzen, aber tu so etwas nie wieder einem anderen Community-Mitglied an, zumindest nicht in den nächsten 2-3 Jahren. Ich muss mir erst mal deine Glaubwürdigkeit wieder aufbauen, Junge! ❤️

Now that all that bullshit is out of the way! The match itself I enjoyed for what I watched (went to heat up some BACCALAITOS baby! Very hard hitting match and I thought hurricane tre had it locked in but Ry came back in the end and got the W. Woulda probably been a contender for MOTN had it not been the fucking arena bullshit. Now as for the end I called it afterbirth earlier but that's kind of harsh. I didn't mind the ending But the same person did the post match scene and the Precurser segment so its just wierd. RyVaughn got fucked up again and now Tre got fucked up from harris. I think if the previous segment was the heels running away instead of pulling out RyVaughns Knee the segment would have sat better with me. Because logically I'd book Tre/Ry vs Harris Parca, but we already know the (I DONT WANT TO DO A TAG WITH TRE) bullshit potentially so who knows It will more then likely be booked so fucking cry about it.  OVERALL I didn't hate the segment it was really good just the previous segment on top of this whole other arena bullshit pissed me off.

Ya'll are better than this! ❤️ 

AKITA and THE BEST GAL AROUND

I like the Jiirota Saga but maybe im just vibing with my favorite student Junki! EMP nails her char She's SO MEAN! And Maybe pain in the neck akita gets that rematch for junko vs deb! WHO KNOWS! (I DONT)

Bad Aspect Ratio'd msgs
SO LIKE I said this a thousand times but maybe yall missed it or maybe I wasn't clear so ill say it again. This is not a current day issue so much as something thats happend on and off in OCW for the longest time. I'll give you the standard example from old country! Back in the day despite copious words most era some people wouldnt do shit, but as soon as they won a match or title you would a RP which would basically conclude (OH THEY WON THE MATCH). In JynX Case he always does content so the first part of my example doesn't apply to JynX directly. Initially I saw this as (Put Right Before My Match) I didn't watch and when the outcome happend I saw RED. These types of promos are I don't know the word so I will try to expound! If you're in a low stakes TV match (see C NOTE coming up) then its fine. If you are in a high profile match or title match these are annoying UNLESS YOU LOSE (see c-note) because you subvert expectations. Promo itself other then aspect ratio was fine but I felt I had to get that off my chest. Condition your Audience to expect the unexpected. Best example The KD Quartz Package, went into that with OH SHIT KD WON OH SHIT! NOPE Expectations subverted master stroke.

Marisa TEXting
I've said it more than once Marisa rarely writes but when they Do I lock in its always good shit. I'll be honest I wish Marisa wrote more some of the videos are better (and less taxing) as Text. Just a follow up from earlier shennagins. Simple to the point, Dug it!

The 3 Amigos Lulu, BENJAMIN, and 12 @Maxx Edwards@C-Note@Joe Deaver
Prematch promo THIS IS HOW YOU
#1 THIS IS HOW YOU SUBVERT EXPECTATIONS! Promo was quick to the point ans GAS!
#2 Even if Note won its LOW STAKES MATCH so who cares if promo said he was gonna win!
Match itself super fucking fun, everybody looked great everybody got they shit in. Some wicked spots I cant remember and the accidental 2 on 1 assault patterns. Finish was fucking chefs kiss as well bang up job!

Backstage Assault patterns
Well given we was told there wasnt a clear caw or whatever I guess this is one way to write em off i guess.

Le Resistance Part Deux
Like the women's segment I wish this was shorter but there's so many people involved! Again id said maximize your minutes. Also Alistar Sauce popped me more than I thought it would holyshit. I don't know if EMP's lines where voiced than AI but they had more Life to them other than JANX! The LOSER Shit took me out so so petty so so factually accurate and so so hilairous. WARGAMES! I've had my reservations but ive been told continously that it WON'T be a ball ache so OK. This is looking to be a fucking Super star affairs, KILLERs vs. KILLERs ok Baker is more of a chew toy but fuck off MOSTLY KILLERS + Baker there you happy you bitches! Quartz with the (you fell right into my trap) like EMP hasn't won WarGames was certainly a choice. Also fuck h20.

KILLER KAM REHAB @Drago Cesar@Rust Cohle
❤️ SHE'S LEARNING Fun lil fued im enjoying, its very KUNG FU, sure its happend often but its no different then a majority of the running angles here. And if you don't agree I ask you who in the hell teaches you kung fu? Your master must be an idiot as well!

Wrestling Man & The Snitch @Devon Flash
@John CarterI told devon the day before I like the improvement in RP with the text but then the john part came out and I was like (EHHH) Production shit aside. I am very much looking forward to this match. Both of these guys are fucking STUDS, or KILLERS as I say. This is more so a huge test for Devon cuz John is no fucking pushover. So amped, I'm a lil pissed Dev aint DEV BUSTA this man after he got perl harbored by john last week but its minor.


Main Event - @Nate Ortiz @JynX

Kidding aside since 2005 Nate has always been a class act always fighting anyone put before him title or not. JynX is a bad muthafucka period exciting match and a worthy succesor to what Nate has done for almost 300 days with the International Championship. Now the world champs can breath a sigh of relief!  I give JynX a lot of shit but he's one of the people like Stupid Benjamin, Devon, Bash, Bolek ET AL who are the future of this place. Also fuck JynX



If you are still reading thanks for reading my words. And know while they may come off as harsh, they are meant to be but it's also not that serious we all fuck up just do better next week no biggie and always remember OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content."

See You Next Week Fantastic job! Even when we lack entrances or use wrong arenas our match quality is till leaps and bounds better than the norm! So shout out to y'all!

(I will probably just desk my thought next time or cherry pick shit this took way too fucking long from my off day YOU ARE WELCOME!
 

[B-17]

Words, brah. I gotta lay down, brah. 

[Cheryl Stixx]

1 hour ago, Mr.Sensation said:

Kaiya Crowly vs. REBORN THE REAL STIXX @Cheryl Stixx@Alex Asher
I really hate pre match text role plays before the opening match and by hate I mean despise. That being said in 2025 we are lucky to get any kind of words because y'all like Dupree also don't know how to read or y'all like John Carter don't count the Web Show possibly because you are a fucking clown so I am OK with it. Really sweet double baby face heart felt promo between the two acknowledging Stixx growth and just all around up beat shit! I can dig it

The match itself was 17 mins which in 2k25 times is wild not gonna recall the nuts and bolts but it was very fun to watch and both have very good chemistry with each other. I do vaguely remember Cheryl kind of holding unto fins, just use em! In it to win it. Either way fun match and Cheryl breaks her losing streak! As for Kaiya my only side note is the Temu Skadi shit I saw is not it some of y'all throw stones in class houses with no self awareness, I do belive they have the same build (husky lady #3) But it's not really a 1 for 1, The only kicker for me would honestly be the entrance I wanted to shout JACKPOT but Quartz would never show up :(. Either way at this point id just make kaiya 7ft tall but then it would be thats just OKI Udoka IDK, B! Yall dumb sometimes!

hi hiii ........just gotta say i wasn’t holding onto fins lol. i was trying to use them smart, not just spam 'em because they’re there. it’s in it to win it, right? gotta think a little! felt like it made the match build better too tbh. i’m glad the losing streak is finally over!! anywhooo… tysm for even taking the time to drop some feedback, means a lot fr fr! see y’all on Turmoil (again?) next week lol ✨ stixx up ✨

[Devon Flash]

 

Resistance Promo

-The opening promo with the Resistance was fucking great man. Its the past, present, and future of OCW ready to stand against the tiny terror running the show. Team ups like this really boost Bolek and Jynx's standing and to me thats what its all about, building dem new stars.

 

Kaiya and Cheryl Talk

-The werdz with Kaiya and Cheryl was very sweet. I dig Kaiya and the tarot reading. Kaiya being a pleasant woman despite the broody look is a cool contrast

 

Paul Harris verbally spanks Tre

-If I had a nickel for every Paul that cooked Tre on the mic, I'd have 10 cents. I wouldn't stay in the ring too long to get Tre's response either knowing he aint gon be looking talk to the young star on the rise runnin them lips. Good cooking PH. He dodging the generic guy allegations and settling in to this arrogant prick persona.

 

 

Cherly Stixx vs Kaiya Crowley

-The Real Miss Stixx getting a win after finding her new why was dope to see. I enjoyed it and didnt notice it went on long but ending fell a little flat with the running face buster, but tht makes sense when its closing time. the match was solid on both sides overall. Cheryl's postmatch promo probably solidifies she is going to tone it down with the being that loudmouth shitstarter I quickly got accustomed to, but I can't wait to see where Cheryl goes with this uplifting version of herself who's doing it for the girlies.(HUH!)

 

 

Beatrixx x La Diosa x Lovelace

-That guard had me fucking dyin. We getting Beatrixx and Big Punch inna match next week and im pscyhed for it. "You can call me mother or call me nothing at all" was a fire ass line from the Spooky Mami. Serena go ahead and tell someone about that weird ass guard lmfao

 

 

Skadi talks

-Skadi is a really good promo and I rock with her character trying to teach others how to a better person for themselves. Dont know if she wanna try that with big Sarah but we gon see.

 

Bobbi wanna wrestle

-Bobbi looked rough, I blame the bodysuit but I'm excited to see shawty get back to bumping in this booming women's division we got. 

 

Sakamoto talks

- Love to see newer people trying to get themselves seen and expanding on their character. I would say try going the extra mile on your work. If you wanna succeed here the best way to do that is show love to your work. Add an entrance, add sound, get us immersed. We are watching a show. Don't be afraid to ask for help and tips, I've been there. When you show you are committed some people will even reach out to give you a platform. WE WANT YOU TO SUCCEED. 

 

Shelly's got a third

-That beret is fuckin fire on Shelly. Our prodigal crashout gonna have to handle his Steven problem but it seems he aint too worried bout it seeing as he got just the person in mind to even the odds for him. 

 

The Pillar of Stability, El Primero

-Our Primero truly is a shining pillar of stability. Even when it seems like his back is against the wall he ALWAYS has a plan. Ry clearly wants to get his hands on the world champ and im all for it he just has to get through whatever the ADE throws at him like Pretty Boy Paul jumpin from behind. I like that the OCW World Championship has been having some younger faces chasing after it. The new boys are coming to shift shit.

 

Stixx x Sarah

-a fun video, technology is scary man lmfao

 

Marissa and her opps

-Marisa's reign as champion as been hella fun for me. She and her lil posse she got real heat on them now with Big Deb, Sue(Fire ass shirt), and Ashley all trying to get their hands on Marisa and tht championship. Marisa better pray these women dont put their pride aside and realize teaming up might be the move rather than fighting to get screwed over. Tammy didn't want NO SMOKE LMFAO.

 

Skadi vs Loretta

-Skadi you broke my heart then you made me laugh. The match was coo. Loretta shouldve went for the pin imo but she got the dub. Skadi wasnt selling that shit lmaooo

 

ADE x EMP x Wrex

-Lady Sensation concocting plans which aint good for the Resistance, I love how professional these promos make OCW feel.

 

kraVen lore dumps

-Cool little lore dive into the brother. Idk how to feel about Jynx guvment be tossed around. It takes away from the mystique for me loll

 

Flojo's Epiphany

-Flojo had an epiphany and drop some Yu Yu Hakusho reference, and an offer seems to be coming Beatrixx's way who selling who soul to who? cool building for next show

 

McMichaels speaks

-Devon's illegitmate older brother Marcus McMichaels come out spitting before his match wit his former stablemate John Carter. He promises no distractions for the two stars trying to reach the top when they meet next week. Quick nice words to hype next week up.

 

Steven smoking Obama Runtz

-NEEGRO!  We got a smoke sesh with Steve and the young bucks. Rayzah and Hawke getting involved in Steven's fight against Shelly is a good development for them both hopefully they can handle this mystery man the leader of the Crashouts got pullin up to even the odds

 

Jubei's a wrestle gooner

-Jubei a wrestling geek and I'm wit it. It's gotta be hard living in ya older sibiling shadow. I wouldnt know cuz I'm a older brother so haha nerd. Hopefully his lucha research helps him against Mistico who really aint a slouch. 

 

LIVE ON TURMOIL BABY

-We interrupt this episode of Riot with an episode of Turmoil. Fr tho Happy Ry won for the momentum towards his push to Primero. ADE come out and take out da opps one more time physically. Cohesion. Dennis D and Archer hitting their money dances.

 

Akita for Dad of the Year

-EMP is savage. She got old men begging for their children's futures. Junko just might get Big D we shall see

 

Jynx gon bring it on home

-Jynx with a promo being all creepy and foreboding. Brotha damn near a complete package

 

Marisa stressing in them werdz

-Marisa opps got her venting. Tammy B might be cashing in on unemployment checks in the near future. Her man in rehab. Her side dude not sending no more checks(Unconfirmed). It has not been a good friday. We love seeing our women's world champ on the show though!

 

Maxx get a taste of his own medicine

-Maxx wants wat was his. C-Note aint tryna hear that ish right now. Always slick with the words he takes a jab a Maxx and dips. I fucks with it

 

Luis B vs Joe Deaver vs C-Note

-I said Luis B was an upper card talent and he showed why I believe so. A fun match where one wrong button quickly changes the outcome. I laughed when Maxx pulled up on stage like "What happened G?" Lmaooo C-Note finna get disrespectful

 

Ashely layeth the Riot

-Deuces Rachel 

 

The Resistance wants War

-WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? THE FUTURE OF OCW. I just gotta say man this pint sized terror has been the big bad for some great ass matches in the time i been and has come out on top of them pretty much every time. She got her hands full with with wargames shit but I find it hard to doubt her especially if she got Wrex, BASH and her darling legend of a son in her corner. Cant wait for wargames between some experienced people who know how to do great shit.

 

Dragana-sensei learns Kameyo a lessson

-Hada shoulda did Christine shit in for the funsies but it looks like Quiet Mami snaking in with them lessons. A Pride Champion representing the values. What a goat.

 

Jynx vs Nate Ortiz(c) for the International Championship

-You know Jynx is great because his only losses are those where he was the strong favorite. He gets the one of the best dudes on the sticks here shows him he can go all the way. I knew Quartz wasnt going to let Nate get away with hoing him at Summercide and now its only one champion in the family again. Someone hand Jae a black and mild. Overall solid ass fucking match yall frfr