OCW Turmoil 06-17-08: RV IS UNITED!

[Vincent Valmont]

Quick reply. I noticed that my 2nd RP at the end of page 2 isn't all there, a part of it is missing?

[Chris Mania]

1st Note of the night

 

"What is the name of that loop that plays at the start of Main Event?" That shit is fucking fire.

 

And for those of you who say skim? I read all the RPS as they where posted. I DO WHAT I WANT - /Admin

 

 

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A big thank you to everyone who got there matches done on super short notice. You are reliable for a reason.

 

Shouldn't the banner be the one I made yesterday?

[Adrian Bold]

I'm surprised the match is up this long and nobody has commented on the photo shopped pictures of brads girlfriend in my match lmfao

[Parker]

Errr..what pictures?

[Mr.Sensation]

unless you sent in another video I dont remember any such thing.

[Chris Ryder]

Ze GingerRydus Report

 

 

Opening promo from Versus and Smythe was a nice way to start the show, gotta' say, those two make a hell of a team. We're gonna' be drinkking V-Kool Aid? Hopefully there isn't CHEESE falvour! *dun dun ching* They go on to say they're gods and that the gold they hold are Heaven. Well whatever you say >_>

 

 

Ed Reed Vs ... Wait, what's going on?!

 

Moving onto the first match and Shelton Reedamin joins Soul Glo on the "OCW is Racist!" band wagon, sorry Ed, but dying your hair blonde won't make you play any better :p But what's this? Attack of the living Clowns! Gotta feel bad for Reed, maybe he's right about OCW after all (O)_(O)

 

That's when Aries makes the save ... sort of ... the lights go out, when they come back on, Reed has vanished and the Ring Master has appeared (hm....) Aries makes his escape, fighting off the Clowns are pure evil with his wooden stick ... okay, this has to have been a movie at some point.

 

 

Moving on backstage, Mace is paranoid, like so:

 

>_>'

<_<'

 

Thinking that Seth will pop out of nowhere and beat the holy hell out of him, his attempt to look for him tonight was a failure, so he decides to call it a day and head off home. But as he gets into the parking lot!! (Read the show to find out for yourself, newb)

 

Now all of a sudden, Valmont shows up and the entrance doors are "locked", how odd. He is met with laughter from the door when he cannot open it, I thought Valmont was on the roids? So much for them making you stronger.

 

 

Air is texting someone and seems pre-occupied by it, so much that he may just miss his match! Then we find Aries on his way out of the arena, just as confused as we are about what happend earlier in the ring, he talks about doing what he did out of respect, before leaving the area totally freaked out.

 

 

The Air Vs Jacob Trance

 

Hell no! Let's Rebel! That's one brilliant intro Air, stick with it! Jacob Trance enters with the cliche Disturbed theme song, no offence Trance but that band's been used a lot, believe me. Trance is taking control pretty early on from the looks of it, but never count out The Air, he'll take your breath away! *Dun dun ching*

 

Getting pretty even now, not sure which way this is gonna' go, too early to say. Air reverses a moonsault strike ... which looked very odd to be honest, back and fourth counters from both men at one point, makes me happy seeing that kind of gameplay.

 

Twist of OVERPOWER from Trance! Take my advice mate and try to keep it low power untill they're red Trance, looks a lot better in my opinion. More in-grapple reversals from both men, this makes for a great match without a doubt, you two have already done a good job on that note.

 

ATTEMPTING TO RECONNECT lol, nice finisher reversal from Air there! He was almost done for, double red as Trance hits the Lionsault, but Trance goes into the same state, this is really getting close. Wanna' know the result? WATCH THE MATCH, it's a good one worth watching.

 

 

Sloth is in quite a state, poor guy needs to get some rest, I have a feeling Lust will be putting him through hoops. Valmont still can't understand why he couldn't open the doors and is now being stalked by someone, who could it be? Probably kids playing Knock-A-Door Run.

 

 

We see The Final Act sat watching the show as Trips walks in, claiming there's no need for hate, let's be friends at the Pay Per View! This is met with displeasure as the Ring Master tells Trips he doesn't know what he's up against, after a few more war of words, Trips leaves, but not before reminding the Ring Master he doesn't like being threatened.

 

 

Sensation almost had me there, copying McMahon? No freaking way! I really like this idea, it'll be interesting to see who's picked to take part in the match at Consequence.

 

 

Smythe is sat with Groupies in his lockeroom, hoping for some action no doubt, but there's a difference between hope and reality. Anyway, Fausto walks in and claims the title Smythe holds is a fake and that Guybrush has held the real one all along. Smythe, pissed off at this point; jumps Fausto with a blow to the head with the belt he holds, taking Guy's title and leaving with his Groupie friends. I think there's more to this that meets the eye, we'll have to wait and see.

 

 

Death Row are meeting up to discuss everyone's current situation it seems, I like how they all talk about their current feuds and how they're gonna' handle them in their own way. Good team unit, keep it up guys.

 

 

Rivers and Double S talk about Kang and his up-coming match at Consiquence, Double S seems to think he's facing Kang? How odd, we also get another visit from Sign Guy from the Draft PPV! Sweet! Claiming he can own Kang however ... not so sweet.

 

 

Adrian Bold Vs Val Finale

 

Yeehaw it's Val "The Gal" Finale, I'm kidding Val, calm down. Sporting the Brokeback Mountain get-up as always .... okay, I'm done I swear. Out comes Boldo with his Title around his waist and his make-up on his face, that man is indeed creepy, with a fitting entrance music.

 

A Jew Vs A Clown ... alrighty then, let's go! A good start from Boldo, proving his worth considering he's on a thin lin.....okay, hold up, he just did a freaking cartwheel! That made me laugh, moving on. Boldo is really reversing well so far, great stuff, but I wouldn't count Val out this early.

 

Nice little spot from Boldo with the Airplane spin and top rope clothesline, followed by a back and forth in-grapples reversal fest, but I'd have to say Val is in trouble right now. Val is giving it his all to get back into the match, will it do it? Watch for yourself and see. Overall, an okay match, the finish was a bit questionable, but still the match was okay ... for a Clown and a Jew >_>

 

 

Oh snap, it's PAUL! His looks pissed, a sick spot following up with a finisher. Uh oh, looks like the Ring Master and Anton are rushing down to the ring, but Trips makes it out just in time. Ring Master says some words before the video cuts off, brilliant stuff people.

 

 

Valmont seems to have had enough and is making his way out of the arena when he notices something has happend to his Truck, upon inspection he find his Gym Bag just laying around ... odd, he checks everything and finds a note! After reading it, it seems Valmont is even more pissed off and makes his exit. Something else happens, but I won't ruin it for you.

 

Kang James Vs Versus

 

Now it's time, for the maaaaaaaaaaaaaaain event ... should've done that in German, anyway. Kang and Versus (With Smythe) make their way out to the ring, as we await the ring bell for what should be a great match. A lot of quick reversals so far, as Versus goes for the quick pin, obviously too early for the win Versus, you CHEESER!

 

It's like Rock Vs Austin here, makes me chuckle at the thought or Kang over-selling the Stunner like The Rock. Kang quickly brawls with Smythe after falling out of the ring, ant' no time to talk for Kang, no sir. Versus seems to be taking control now, but I wouldn't count out Kang just yet, he could pull a Rock-esque comeback any second now.

 

My god, this music is depressign and repititive, no offence to whoever chose it, but it just loops over and over T__T Anyway, Kang once again meets up with Smythe, only this time Smythe catches him with a leg takedown, before throwing him back in the ring and hitting him with an elbow from the outside. My god, is the referee blind?

 

Kang starts to build up a comeback, slowly but surley, Versus could be in trouble if he doesn't start pulling out the big moves. Kang saying "Just Bring It" with The Rock taunt haha, love it. Smythe jobs to the Turnbuckle pole, same old Etc. What's this? Versus is regrouping outside, boo! Get in the ring you cheeser!

 

Seems he heard me, huh. Hey, why is my theme song playing? I'm not even at Turmoil! Ah well, Kang is giving it all he's got here, trying to get Versus into the red zone, a very hard task to complete. Both men are now limping everywhere when, HOLY CRAP, STUNNER ON AUS....VERSUS! But damn it Smythe, he pulls at the Referee's legs, Kang isn't too pleased.

 

Kang rushes after Smythe, but is met with a beating and a finisher, Kang is in serious trouble, but so it Versus. Can he pull off the win still? Watch the damn match and find out for yourself, overall this match kicked arse, had good flow, Face Vs Heel moments, the grand bang of it all, good stuff.

 

Well done to everyone involved tonight, great show.

[Chris Ryder]

Finished, again well done to everyone who did their bit tonight, it was an entertaining show.

 

EDIT: Seems I can't spell check the Report or I'll lose half of it .. what the hell?

[Jacob Trance]

Twist of fate shouldnt be in my moveset... but somehow it is.

[Greatness]

That was a great show mutts. I laughed at Ed Reed getting his ass whooped by two clowns. Jacoby (See what I did there Boston fans?) Trance and The Air had a great match. I can say I didn't see that comin' I thought Air was going to get that L. Sensation will always be a loser as he wants to be like Vince McMutt. Poor...poor Val, Just poor poor Val. I had a markage moment for Trips coming and saving the day with the Spinebuster of truth. Now the Main Event! Everything you could have wanted happened in that one. That was a classic match in my opinion and if you didn't mark you're gay plain and simple. If this continues OCW will be right once again. Hell of a show mutts, I thoroughly enjoyed myself. And a big announcement on one of the shows when I feel like saying it.

[Mr.Sensation]

how dare you darkness did you even read!