OCW Turmoil 07-15-2008: RV ROLLS ON!

[Wesley Adams Poe]

You know how I know you're gay Mace? You went into prison and came out with two buttbuddies. Oh look at that, you shaved irvings head bald, and added him to your faction...must be because his had looks like a bigger dildo than Dane Xaviers whole body.

 

Just fucking with you Mace...not literally though I know you'd like that.

 

I am a heartless mofo too, and that match was a war...wars last longer than 15 minutes eh?

[Eddie Mace]

You know how I know you're gay Poe? You wear more make-up than any 2 chicks and you're obsessed with a man who dresses in all purple and also sports make-up....and it's not my fault our match was short.....you're the one who finished before the 15 mins were up...don't worry though. it happens to the best of us.

[The Air]

A few comments about the the eids vs ex effect tag match.

 

It was not staged this is what we got.

 

If I remember correctly people have 3 breakups (2 + 1 emergency) EIDS used them all. Besides that Kavito reversed 2 finishers. Then disaster struck and Air got in Kavito's camel clutch. Knox was sleeping for a tad bit and was too late for the breakup. That's how it went down. Of the length of the tag match. It was shorter then the other one only the other tag match was speeded up.

I also wish too complement all competitors. In the beginning ethically wise I didn not like some things, so I said something about it. People listened and in my opinion the latter of the match things were allright. Not perfect, but allright and I think that's worth a huge complement since before the match I heard a lot of fpr issues about dangelo and kavito. Dangelo is still hw btw couldn't you see how soon he yellowed Knox. K that's all about the match.

[Vincent Valmont]

Valmont's Vision

I won't comment on my own stuff. I'll leave that to everyone else. Overall, it was another interesting, and storyline driven Turmoil. Matches weren't half bad.

 

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We kick off Riot with KD, and Kavito cutting a RP together. KD want's Kavito to team with him, in which Kavito easily agrees to. Was there any history between these two, that I failed to remember?

 

Good job on the parking lot brawl RP/vid. It looks like some trick has been pulled, and Porter is at the wrong end of it. Air pulls some strings, and gets rid of a threat to his ex-title, for now. Interesting stuff, and thus the Ex-effect is born.

 

The tag champs are at ringside, and are watching all the tag matches that take place, in hopes to scout any possible threat to their tag titles.

 

EIDS VS EX-Effect 2/5 - I swear when I first glanced at EIDS, I thought their was a tag team called aids. I'm glad I was just seeing shit. Anyway, on to the match. Lack of experience, and chemistry shows in this match. I semi-marked for the ex-effect intro. Nice finisher reversal near the end, which later saved their team from losing. I admit, I was shocked at the result of the match.

 

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A RP from the bloodline lockeroom comes. VS is upset with Coop, and decides to take action as he knocks out Coop with a kick to the head, and then violates his bonsai tree. Ends it with VS needing to get in touch with Fausto, and I guess telling Rachel to dress more slutty. Hilarious, but serious, and well written RP.

 

Tyro vs Cross 3.5/5 - I honestly can say I didn't know who was going to win this match. Both are talented, and are good in the ring. I also marked for Tyro's intro, I always liked his intros. Some nice songs was played during the match that I heard. Cross seemed to have the momentum early as he gets Tyro red first. Alot of chances to end this match earlier than it did, with even nice fin reversal by tyro, but both defended well, and wasn't seeking to lose. Eventually, Cross get more aggressive, and picked up the W.

 

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Another hilarious RP from VS, involving Fausto. I expected a brawl at first, but what came next was total shockment. Guy is now, protector of cats. My favorite part was when VS threw the kitten back up in the tree.

 

Smythe vs Aries 3.5/5 - A blonde clown always amazes me as it kills the traditional black, and red hair style. I bet Ronald Mcdonald is turning over in his chair, or ball pit, or wherever he is about Final Act. Smythe looked to have control over this match, but Aries stood strong, and stayed in it. I won't actually spoil the result of this match, but I just like earlier, I was surprised.

 

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The tag champs are at ringside again as they prepare to watch Death row, and Bauer with his mystery partner in action

 

Death Row vs Bauer/??? 3/5 - I think the intro to Death Row's was fitting, and works well for them. UFC ftw! It's good to see Bauer back in action. I admit, I was surprised to see Brad's partner, but I think it makes for a great tag team duo, and they should stick with the team. This match should've just been edited, instead of sped up. Both teams played well, for the most part of what I could catch with the glimpse of my eye.

 

Is the hard work of proving himself finally paying off for Gaines? As Gaines is getting his ribs taped up, Nate walks in, to give his thanks for his help. Some nice dialogue between the two.

 

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The Steve is the newest addition to Bloodline as they keep getting stronger. Can't get enough of VS as I love his intro song, it fits him perfectly, also that short little opening line from Jack Nicholson is priceless. With that being said, it's already been said about his match twice on same page, but it's not that big of a deal.

 

Versus vs ??? 4/5 - I liked facepaint Trips, but I'm sure that the non-facepaint Trips will grow on me . Rachel doesn't look slutty, but I suppose she doesn't need to. This was a good main event, I won't lie, and say it was great, but it didn't disappoint. My prediction for the winner was correct as VS walks away with another W. Has VS finally gotten over his losing slump? I guess we'll see.

 

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A nice RP from Bloodline. Smythe is real furious over losing to a clown. I laughed when Rachel suggested for Smythe to go into the "tantrum room".

 

That was a worst robbery than anything Cruz could attempt. I felt cheated!

[Wesley Adams Poe]

Hmm, making myself huge and having more than a few moves where i get a guy from behind, or embodieing a persona that's truly badass, so badass infact it allows me to wear make up and still whip your ass, quite quickly i might add, and we all know purple is the color of pimps. I choose the latter. And it's funny the two people who marked for you wear more make up than anyone, including myself. Nothing is an obsession it's called a gimmick, how about you get one past being Cross' free ass pass.

[Seth Irving]

its my fault the tag match was sped up because i had zero time to edit it. So if you wana complain im right here.

 

And also i know this is over but this goes with what steve said i remember times in 2k7 i would steal VS taunt and i would do a torri wilson taunt which made my guy look gay

[Versus]

But I did it for comedic purposes, not so I could interrupt it and stop someone from stealing my momentum. I'd make sure to let them steal my taunt, and laugh at em, all the way through, cuz that shit was hilarious. I think I got Mayhem with one too. Not the stripper one, but the one where he backs all scared like a chick. Good times, good times.

[Eddie Mace]

Maybe you can last 15 mins after all Poe.....there had to have been some reason The S-Bomber chose you & I cant think of any other possible reason....maybe hes confused & likes a guy to have soft womanly features like long hair & make-up....but don't worry I'm not gonna judge it...I'm sure you guys come up w/some sweet role plays

 

& ftr I'm not cross's free shag

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I make him pay.

[The Air]

Maybe you can last 15 mins after all Poe.....there had to have been some reason The S-Bomber chose you & I cant think of any other possible reason....maybe hes confused & likes a guy to have soft womanly features like long hair & make-up....but don't worry I'm not gonna judge it...I'm sure you guys come up w/some sweet role plays

 

& ftr I'm not cross's free shag

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I make him pay.

 

So Cross is your bitch?

[Versus]

No, no. According to that, Mace is Cross's prostitute.