Aries

My batteries died :'(

Sid wanted us to use an attire with attitude. I didn't want to make something that looked like 90% of the roster. Kickpads and trunks. I'll obviously be changing the crest on the back. It was the only thing I could find that was suitable in the CC, and I am absolute shit at PT to make something myself. Not very good with attires anymore either. Why jump at me though? We're not even ripping off the A&8's gimmick. We're not bikers. We look like them, therefore we are? What kind of mentality is that? You guys just really nitpick at everything. On the real though; Cody whooped my ASS. I'd say I would have done better without two extra people being at ringside, but I doubt that. Cody's a monster and will definitely be the champ this year.

And just remember while you're passing yourself off as royalty and coining catchphrases, that you're trying to one up a man who has held more gold than a Jew. #goat

"it's previous TWO TIME crown holder" FTFY

Can we get Matsuda to do this gimmick, please?

What I actually meant is when you said: "Ppl dislike the ending when its just a clean ending Ppl dislike the ending when theres a run in and brawl Ppl dislike the ending when its an awesomely written rp" None of that is TRUE. At all. There hasn't been a single negative thing posted on a show since forever. While you can't please everyone, I haven't seen much complaints in a long time. Not for Jay's well written endings, not for clean endings, and certainly not for brawls. Your need to attack me is quite silly, but hey. Whatever you feel the need to do. I still feel the ENDING of the match was lackluster, but that's just an opinion. If you liked it, good on you, but I on the other hand didn't find much sense in it.

Annnnd none of what you said, Dupree, is actually true.

The ending made no sense, and here's why: Pugh is 100 pounds soaking wet with bricks in both of his pockets. Nevermind the fact that he looks like Captain Candy Van, he is a vanilla midget. I can buy Pato pulling off a superplex from the middle rope, but what I can't buy...is THAT breaking the ring. Pato already does the Bonzai Drop, so why on Earth would him superplexing a midget break the entire ring? I would say if anything, Pugh doing that to Pato would have made more sense, but ain't NO ONE getting Pato up for that kind of move unless it's Malu. I understand you wanted a shock finish to end the show on, but at least have it make sense. What WOULD have been better is Pato tackling Pugh through the barrier initiating a double count out. The match still ends on a draw, and Pugh gets absolutely fucking DESTROYED by the intellectual cannibal. OMG WTF BBQ moments don't have to be "HOLY SHIT HE BROKE THE RING!"; especially when the person helping to break the ring weighs about as much as the children he picks up in his van. "OMG" moments can be as subtle as an edited finisher reversal, or a unique chain of events that lead to a memorable moment. This? This wasn't memorable. It was just done...just because it hasn't and just because you want people to say OH MY GAWD! LAWDY LAWDY LAWDY! If it was Mayhem, or Malu or anyone else that could match Pato's size; I would have marked the fuck out. With that being said, I thought the rest of the show was well written and aside from the ladder match...well played. Sid Harrison is a monster, and damn it...KD deserves a proper one on one. It sucks we didn't get to see Irving vs. Mania. I mean...I was really looking forward to that match. I'm going to go ahead and blame GTA for that. Tibby taking on Frost was decent, and I'm glad Frost won. Leon as the new CEO was...shocking and well deserved for Leon. Finally, a good storyline for him. I hope Cody and Sean can prosper from this.

Holy shit....I am not even kidding when I say you're pretty much spot on

Wrong time to tell you that I have another new look for 2K14?

You're fucking gay

That was so disappointing....but I'm sure Pugh's heard that plenty of times.

Parker... I'll lend you Sid's poorly clenched butthole for a week if you Truth Siren Nicki Minaj.

Sid Harrison is my drug mule. PLOT TWIST! HE CAN'T CLENCH HIS BUTTOCKS PROPERLY!

Commentary blows. I've seen more wit and humor ooze out of a donkey's asshole. The first RP is perfect. As I said last week, OMG never disappoint. The references to Ron Northgate, Dale Ernsmore and Frank Eden were fucking hilarious. The fact that Pato has become so damn civilized is genius. He's like the Samoan version of Confucius...except he weighs 400 lbs more and will tear your throat out for breathing in his direction. Poor Dimsmore...bitches, man. Bitches. I think Dimsmore would sooner drop her on her head than anything else. Do it! I didn't know Papa Shango was in OCW, and why is he twitching to the ring? Is this Papa Shango with Tourette's Syndrome? What the fuck? Marty Janetty too? Who hires these people? We need a new Talent Relations executive. Why is this a ladder match? OCW, stahp! I want to write about this match, but I'm sitting here staring off into space. I have no idea who Ghede is, and we don't see much from TJ Stevens, so I find myself incapable of giving any fucks. I love this game. Ghede dropkicks TJ off of the ladder, and GHEDE is the one hurt. WHAT THE FUCK, GAME? I gotta be honest, I would rather read a Hane Dayward promo. I would rather jerk off to someone's grandmother. I would rather...oh look, Uncle Jesse! Where's Joey? Is he not going to sing a congratulations to his bff? :( Mugen turning on Yakuza beast mode. All yellow everything, dawg! This is interesting. Trance is trying to get one over on Mugen, but at the same time has to worry about his number one contender. Looking forward to seeing what becomes of this feud. Hopefully we can get something good out of the three (if they decide to combine.) Achilles Locke...I will fucking kill you. I AM THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON WHO CAN BE NAMED AFTER A GREEK GOD! Honestly? This match probably went on a minute too long. Should have been shorter considering the ending. This video was edited very nicely. I am a huge fan of editing spots together, and I loved the dive into the powerslam. I'm really enjoying Cody's new gimmick. It feels like he's gaining back the momentum he lost when he went away. His new gimmick is rather mark worthy as well. Cody wanting his title shot. His DESERVED title shot. I think given the chance, he could destroy our current champ and become OCW's first Jewish World Champeen'. He would be the first right? No, wait...Trips was the first. I mean he has to be Jewish, right? Have you seen the size of that nose? Toby and Cody should put on a great match. Looking forward to it! HARDCORE TITLE MATCH TIME! Let's see if Mugen can topple Harrison. Aside from his little faux pas last week, I think Sid is still a very dominant competitor. Not sure how I feel how Sid's new theme song, but hey...it fits his dick headed attitude. I've been meaning to ask...who the hell sings Mugen's theme song? It sounds like DMX rapping in Japanese. I'm just sitting here expecting some "WHAT" or some fucking barks. Nice to see Sid putting some of that Aries Bukakke Juice to good work. GET 'EM! Not much use of weaponry yet annnnnnnnd spoke to soon. The fuck is the point of weapons in this game. Oh, that's the point. GET 'EM, SID! CHOKE THAT YELLOW MOTHAFUCKAAAAAA. I did get him, not get hit by him. You are no longer my protege. I see you, trying to put each other through the double tables. Okay, that was nice. Fucking nasty half nelson through. Needs more weapons, but decent match so far. ITS YO LAST SHOT, ITS YO LAST SHOT, SHUT THE FUCK UP! This song is fucking annoying. And you seriously put in the Sheamus song when you hit those stupid fucking clubs to the chest? I'm done. I can't watch this anymore. The Emperor of the Enziguiri needs to do an enziguiri like every other move. Fuck Sid. Sheamus loving cunt hair. A very well done win, sir. Seth Irvine or Seth Irving. MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?! I will slap the white off of you again. Don't make me do it, cracka. Someone poured an alcoholic beverage into this mothafuckas Cheerios. Jesus. Why is everyone so angry all the damn time? I am quite looking forward to the possible encounter between Irvineg and the juice monkey named Valmont. Should be a good match, regardless of how long both men have been gone if it happens.\ WHERE THE FUCK IS THE COMMENTARY? CAN WE GET COMMENTARY AFTER PROMOS TO HAVE A LITTLE DIFFERENT VIEWPOINT ON WHAT THE COMMENTATORS WOULD THINK? Show some fucking interest in the show you're putting together! SYNERGIZE! I don't feel like I'm reading a wrestling show without proper fucking commentary. It's so lazily done. Hype the damn matches before AND after. Hype up someone's promo before AND after. This fat asshole. You're like the Nicki Minaj of OCW, but instead of making your ass fatter, you just did that to your stomach. Sid..you...GET A FUCKING MOUTH PIECE. It's like reading how Ben Stein talks. My GOD. Wasn't Trance just ambushing Mugen? Is this twat a magician? He must be. He makes all of the food in catering disappear. COMMUNICACION, ESE! Cody Storm versus Tobin. Match of the night. It's impossible that it won't be. Tobin's theme song just fits so well. I never actually thought that would make a good theme, but he makes it work. SOMEONE didn't edit out loading screens. Can we start a one of those donation jars? $1 donations for Cody to cut his fucking hair. I love the attire clash. Cody's representing his heel nature, and Tobin's representing his super face status. True heel and baby face colors. Good match so far, and Tobin is just dishing out the fucking suplexes. Holy SHIT. Cody is getting wrecked. I thought you wanted it all bro? What happened? OH WAIT, YOU CAN'T SEE THROUGH ALL THAT FUCKING HAIR! That was a weird glitch. And how can you slam Tobin's head to the mat by his hair? HE AIN'T GOT HAIR! Tobin missing the diving headbutt :(. Crashed and burned. Cody finally making a comeback. Tobin damaged first?! DAMN! After all of those suplexes?! Dubbyah tee eff mate? REVERSED! And then Cody just hits the gayest move I've ever seen. He really does want it all, including Tobin's testes. ANOTHER REVERSAL! Damn this match is pretty back and forth. ANOTHER ONE! OOOH! Nice fucking counter. Rope break :'(. I like how Tobin waits to kick out as the bar is close to the beginning. Gives a sense of adequacy when kicking out of a finisher. Your stupid fucking back fist makes me angry. STOP BACK FISTING PEOPLE. A good win for the victor. Well contested, and so far, my MOTN. You know what's sucking the charisma out of me? THIS FUCKING COMMENTARY! It's Nate. It better be Nate if you're acting like such a pussy. Why is Roofus helping Trance? THIS MAKES NO DAMN SENSE! You know what needs to be locked up and put into custody? My mind, because right now, YOU'RE FUCKING MAKING ME LOSE IT! I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS HERE! When are we going to see Trance knock over a small scale replica of a building and ask if it's a center for ants? I want to see it not only because I love Zoolander, but because Trance is like Godzilla. I'm really not sure what the point of the RP was. Come on man, you're better than this. Face Trance is kind of stale. Holy shit! Immersive commentary! K.D. talking about change, and I have to agree. It is time for a change. Time for me to change the channel. ZING! Sorry, I had to K.D. You made it so easy...LIKE JAY'S MOM! OOOOH! No, really. Short, but sweet RP, and I kind of hope K.D. pulls off this win. He deserves some kind of title opportunity. Time for the actual match itself. It's the final, so obviously there would be no fucking hype up commentary. NO BIG FUCKING DEAL! Dimsmore still has an awesome entrance. It's like once the bells start tolling, you know some shit's about to go down. It's just a shame it has to be Jay's momma. :(. All kidding aside, I love the OMG t-shirt. Why is Ric Flair accompanying K.D. to the ring? Is that supposed to be Ari? I marked so hard for K.D.'s attire and shirt...until I saw that it was the underarmor bullshit. Use a different shirt, and all will be well. I'm serious, why is Ric Flair at ringside? I expect this to be a good, face paced match. Both guys are pretty fucking hard hitting, so this shouldn't take long. I wasn't really tabbed to this window while the match was going on, but I came back to K.D. doing the Walls? WHAT? WHY ARE YOU DOING THE WALLS? You should be doing the Brock Lock or some shit, not the Walls. I do like the running legdrop, though. Dimsmore first injured. Not looking good for the white man. LAST RIDE! Clearly Dimsmore ain't being put down that easy. I've always loved the Boss Man Slam. Poor Ari :(. Why would you knock off such a poor old man. Referee got crushed by K.D. He ain't coming back. Shouldn't the match have technically been restarted? I mean, maybe there were some underlying issues like time or connectivity, but if not, I think the match should have been restarted. Good match. Short, quick and to the point, and glad to see someone finally get a chance. Poling can say cunt, but he can't be interesting? What a fat cunt. Why does Lucas Crowe still exist, and why on God's green Earth is he in the main event, and why does he look like Wolverine with lipstick on? You know what you're doing? You're not sucking my blood, you're sucking my interest in this match, and WHERE THE FUCK IS KINDRED? Wasn't there a female in Kindred? She can suck something else that's equally unearthly. Looks to be another fast paced match, but even if the two people in the match don't consider it hovering because that's how they "DM", it's still kind of meh to watch. I'm sure you would fucking crucify K.D. if he did this with someone he constantly played with, or even Trance. Ease it up a bit next time. Did I mention that the first song in this match was amazing? Don't really know how I feel about Crowe with kicks...I mean he seems like someone who would suplex you, or toss you around. HE EVEN FLEXES FOR A TAUNT! Why kick? I seen a sig, but I was too busy typing to see what it was. Fuck. That poor announce table. It must break at least once a week. I love the reversal/break out for the Guillotine Choke. It's really nice, and makes for a nice setup to something. Not quite sure I understand why the Ravishing Neckbreaker is your sig. It doesn't really make much sense. I get it, you want to be Ziggler, but...it just doesn't look good. Argentine Backbreaker, and he fucking kicks. Rot in hell, Crowe. Second Pedigree. Not looking good for the fagpire :(. IMPALER! I love that DDT. Annnd another one. If Crowe wins, I'm done. Thank GOD. WHY ARE YOU FUCKING SPINNING BACK KICKING PEOPLE?! Rolling out after a sig? QUE? And Crowe wins. Can I stop writing reviews now? I can't take this torture. Crowe beat the champ. What's next? Is Dane going to be Pugh's challenger at OCW's 9 year Anniversary? .... Fuck.

I was hoping this would at least get to page two before I typed ANYTHING like a review, but with GTA V out now, I see that's probably impossible. We start off the show with a...Sid Harrison RP? Sid, I love you buddy, but you should not be starting the show. I think we should always start the show off with someone who's in a main story line. Dupree, for example, would be the perfect person to have an RP that opens the show. Also, I have to agree with Trance. Using the word jobber is just silly. Maybe use failure, loser, curtain jerker...but not jobber. It's unfortunate that "KINDREAD" couldn't do the match, but hell...Tobin Frost going against Sid should be good! And now we come to the almighty OMG promo. Why couldn't THIS start the show? Pre-recorded or not, this would have made the viewer wanting more from the show. Anytime Suda, Dupree, Dimsmore AND Pato are in the same promo, it's going to be good, and this proved no different. Doesn't matter if they're playing DDR, or getting a lap dance from a Thai ladyboy in Bangkok. OMG get the job done. K.D....I love ya buddy, but you should write a bit more than that, or have Ari be your Paul Heyman. I want to see K.D. finally get over and win the big one, and I think having Ari simply speak for the original ABM would do wonders for you. I don't know who Westerfield is, but I'm digging the attire. Is having no music done on purpose? I honestly know nothing about this character. Knox is seriously the most boring EX Division wrestler I have ever seen. I would rather watch Bedlam vs. Arnaud in a midget on a pole match. It's not that this match is boring, it's just that it's a match between two relatively unknown people. Don't get me wrong..this is a decent match, but holy fuck on a stick does Knox put me to sleep. ZZZZZZZZZZZ Weren't they just on the phone? Not sure if poor RP placement or poor communication skills. Tobin Frizzost! An interesting RP from Senor Frostplex. Wonder who the notes from. There are only a handful of people in OCW with shoulder length black hair....CODY! You still look gay. When did Trance get arrested? Why were drugs planted on him? What is going on? What did I miss in the span of a week? They're probably right. Trance probably smuggled in the drugs inside one of his stomach's crevices. Fat fuck. Be careful...I hear when you're in chains, the ghost of Dale Ernsmore returns to steal your gimmick, but you...you already knew that ;) Here we go. What everyone is calling MOTN. I honestly could have told you that the moment the match was said to be taking place. Tobin and Sid are two amazing competitors and I love the characters. I still think Sid should have a mouthpiece, but that's just me. I wish it was a Hardcore Title match. I don't understand why this isn't a daily defense. Surely there are enough people in OCW for that to happen. If not, then we definitely need a feud. A GOOD feud. I think Sid could pull it off. Both of these men are hard hitting and great at countering. I personally think this could be a future main event caliber feud. The match just began, and already it's fantastic. Not sure how I feel about the Sheamus thing on Sid. I hate how poorly animated the move is lol. So far, this match is well paced, and well played. It's shocking to see Tobin damaged first, but Sid is a monster on the sticks. Not sure how I feel about the powerbomb that Sid has, though. The one with the bridging pin. I don't think it suits him. The Regalplex! Why does no one have that as a finisher?! It's such a nasty move! I was definitely not expecting the person who won to win this match, but damn it if it wasn't hard fought. Another K.D/Ari RP. I personally enjoy Ari's writing. Poor Cerberus. I can understand a restraining order on the A-Team. Speaking of, have we renamed the Tag Titles yet? Can we please get on that? If Cerberus don't beat the A-Team, then I really think we should just retire the belts. What's the point? They're never going to lose them! Also...Leon's a pussy! Motherfucker is going to quit again, isn't he? ISN'T HE? This restraining order is just a tip of the iceberg let'uce. Dimsmore back in the running for the N.A. Title. When he was International champ, I loved his run. Trance may be my peoples, but Dimsmore is a giant threat. Gibbs as well. It's hard to choose which you want to win! Both men are just so damn good at what they do! I gotta go with Gibbs though, to be honest. I mean, after they retire the tag titles, he's going to need something. Right? RIGHT? WHAT A DICK! DUPREE, YOU DICK! I WAS EXPECTING SUCH A GREAT MYSTERY, AND YOU FUCKING RUINED IT! YOU BLONDE HAIRED CUNT! I hope Tobin wraps his BBC around that scrawny white people throat of yours! Regardless of this dastardly deed, a very good RP and read. I love the story line between Tobin and Dupree, and I knew that the writing would be fanfuckingtastic. The ending was loltastic. Fucking Roofus. I like KD's new theme song. I really do, and I hope he doesn't switch it for the millionth time. KEEP FABOLOUS, MOTHERFUCKER. Cody...you look like a little Jewish leprechaun. Cut your fucking hair, you mutt. Not sure I understand Cody's new theme, but I can dig the fact that it isn't generic rock. And HOW FUCKING DARE YOU USE SOMETHING WITH FREDDIE MERCURY! YOU ASSHOLE! Like Tobin and Sid, this is a hard hitting match. Two powerhouses going at it. At least I think Cody's a powerhouse...he's fucking built like one! It's not secret that Cody is actually good at the game. I just wish he would have stuck around when he had all that momentum. Instead, he fucks off on a Jewish vacation. I like the Last Ride on KD. I really do, though...another black man with a powerbomb. How many is that now? 4? 5? You had RD. You got Gibbs (I think), Tobin, and now KD. I'm sure there's one more I'm forgetting. It's a shame we didn't get to see a finish to this match. I was looking forward to see who the better man was. Fucking Cody. Tobin's RP's are class. I love how he pumps himself up. He is the definition of a face. If Tobin ever turns heel, I will be a sad panda. I have no idea what's happening, but I seen blood and Jacob Trance and I suddenly hope he loses the N.A. Title. Go Mugen! Yellow power! Why is Roofus helping Trance? I guess fat people have to stick together in this cold, dark world! Seriously...why is such a loving guy helping that fat cunt? Let him rot! Was this video meant to be an A-Team video? I was confused by the lack of white people things in this video. Giant chains...myspace. Yes, it's definitely the A-Team. I'm seriously not sure what's happening. It might very well be because I'm white. Leon...the faction killer. Seriously, every faction you're in dies or seemingly dies prematurely. STOP KILLING THE GOOD FACTIONS. I wanted to see Cerberus get a really good feud in, but Leon keeps quitting! You tell him, Cody! Tell that quitting cunt that he's a liability! If you and McGee don't win the tag titles, you know to just get rid of Leon. The motherfucker is bad luck. From I-Gen to his rip off of 'La Familia'. This motherfucker oozes failure! This SHOULD be a close second to MOTN. I mean, it's Dimsmore and Gibbs. Gibbs kind of looks like the love child of Tyro Kraven and RD Money. It's frightening. I got my money on Gibbs for this one, but only because he's a damn monster. If I were to ever get aggravated playing someone in OCW, it would be Gibbs. I swear I can never hit anything on him. Must be all those years of pent up racial aggression. I WASN'T ALIVE, GIBBS! STOP TAKING YOUR ANGER OUT ON ME! This match is a bit long, but good nonetheless. Most matches on this Riot have been between hard hitting competitors, and this one is no different. Unfortunately, I was not expecting the outcome, so good job to the winner. I hope the person who won the tourney match earlier tonight takes the number one contendership home, though. He deserves it. I wish commentary was better. 'Let's go get some chicken'? Are you serious? Are you Chris Ryder in disguise? Jacob Trance taking on Dupree is bound to be a good match no matter how you look at it. My prediction is that Trance misses a diving crossbody (as usual). Not sure why Trance is using this theme. It doesn't really seem like something a face would use. I hate that Dupree's music has grown on me. I hate it, and I hate you, you sissified tranny. OH LOOK AT THAT! HE MISSED A DIVING CROSSBODY! FUCKING CALLED IT! This is going to be a spot every match, isn't it? Like when Ric Flair tries to go up top, he gets tossed off. This was another well contested match, and the reversal chain at the end was pretty good. Not sure how I feel about the Codebreaker on Trance though. I wasn't expecting the outcome, but damn. This week Riot has been filled to the cusp with great matches and hard hitting action. Look forward to next week!

I think Raze should seriously turn this loss into something bigger. The fact that the belt came down in a single tug? Come on! Clearly someone backstage is against him winning any title, let alone the Hardcore strap! Don't worry though, Raze. Some of the greats throughout OCW were choke artists in title matches. Look at The Steve! (Not a knock). You'll get something eventually, man! Keep your head up! Poor Cerberus. It's a damn shame it's come to this. It's a damn shame Leon is going to LKO the both of you, because we all know the end result of anything involving the Heart. LEON GOES OVER! I'll be honest, I have no idea who Hiro Masayoshi is, but I hope he goes away permanently. I strongly dislike vanilla Japs. Ace Angel is and always will be a favorite in every match he's in. How can you contest with such a beautiful man? Look at that long, flowing hair! I can't stand three ways, but this was a fun little match. I kind of marked for the vanilla Japs dropkick to the back of Ace's head. Definitely was NOT expecting the person who win to be victorious, though. Good on you! Matsumoto is dead to me. I refuse to acknowledge any entity that tries to steal my finishing maneuver. When I get back, we're going to have a battle, Mr. Moto. Okay, Jay. You know <3 ------ you in der, but my GOD. Are you kidding me? YOU JUST OSTRACIZED ME FOR SUGGESTIVE RAPE, AND YOU FUCKING HAVE A CAR CHASE? When GTA V comes out, I'm robbing your fucking house, son. COME @ ME. I like Mugen, but...I don't really know if World Title is really his scene just yet. I think he should be going for Trance, in my opinion. I'd like to see him hold onto a belt before he gets another shot at the big one. Nothing against ya man, I just would like to see what you could actually do with a belt before you're rewarded with the World Title. Since when did OCW get their own Thor? I'm almost certain you have blonde chest hair, and that kind of really frightens me. It looks like a golden breastplate, and if that's what you were going for, CHris Hemsworth...I dig it! Tobin has always been a favorite. From his attire to his moveset to his roleplaying. He's such a fascinating character, and he doesn't even have to do much to prove it. He's so simple! It's rather awesome. I expected this match to be great, and it duly delivered. Considering the people IN the match, I wouldn't expect any less. My match of the night so far! I was never expecting a Dupree and Tobin feud, and much like Nate and Dupree, I am much looking forward to this one. The two people involved could not be bigger class acts even if they tried. They could both say a single word, and I would be immediately drawn to their work. Careful though, Dupree. Don't want to play hot potato with that torch. It would be ashamed if you prematurely let go before your time. Ejaculation. I made an ejaculation joke. Sid...you need a mouth piece. You need someone to talk for you. Much like Curtis Axel, you need your very own Paul Heyman. You have the match consistency, now you need a bit more mic work. I didn't even know Hardcastle still existed. Raze, what happened? You looked so much better with the shorts. Harcastle seriously reminds me of Rick Martel. It's kinda creepy, because I just watched Summerslam '92 last night, and he was wearing exactly that. That is LITERALLY the weirdest thing ever. Back on point, I'm not a fan of Raze's new attire. Looks like McGee done went and bleached himself. You stood out with the shorts, man. A nice win, but the match could have been shorter. K.D being angry....or happy? I can never tell. I like to think K.D. only has one emotion, even if he says another. He smiles, but with great intensity screams it, as if he's mad. K.D. needs a title. He's been here long enough. Give this man a strap. MAKE UP ONE IF YOU HAVE TO. See what I mean? Dupree is a master of roleplay. I kind of feel sorry for Roofus, though. Poor guy. Maybe we can strap an electronic tracking bracelet to Leon. Every time he feels he wants to quit, ZAP! I still think Cody looks strange. He should really get a barber and a tailor. You were in Cerberus. Why do you look like the junkie outside of my house? More angry black people. OCW is overrun with them. Though I suppose it's better than angry white people. You would get passive aggressiveness and long letters. The music in this match makes my fucking head hurt. The weapon physics in this game make my fucking head hurt. What happened to 2011?! Or 2010....which was it? Whatever, they were better! Though that German Plex onto the steps was nasty. THEN THE FLAP JACK! Damn. My new favorite match. I was standing at half mass this entire match. Did that ending really happen...? LOL. That was nasty. Sick full nelson. Sid Harrison's shirt makes me want to slap him across the face. Why is Spiderman on there?! Also...get a mouth piece. I promise if you get a mouth piece, Sid, you will be the fucking MAN. WHY IS ALEX ROBINSON BACK? IS IT BATTLE OF THE CHICKS WITH DICKS? THESE TWO MAN BEASTS! WHAT IS THIS? Holy shit, Suda is getting beat up by Super Troopers. I love how Pato's shirt is too small. IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS! The main event was nothing less than what you'd expect from Pugh and Leon. Both can put on a good match, and I kind of want Leon to get at least one more run in with the strap before he's gone for "good". I loved when Leon was champ back in the day. He was a damn monster, and had to LET someone beat him to lose the belt. You don't see that anymore.

TIL; I talk about balls way too much. I might like balls.

And this is what's wrong with OCW. You can't have fun without someone (mainly Pugh) getting butt hurt. If I want to troll Jay, I damn well will because I like Jay, and it's fun to watch a Puerto Rican throw a temper tantrum. I don't know who said it, but Pugh; "let me know when you find the dotted outline where your balls used to be". I like EVERYONE here. From Parker, to KD, to Leon. Illiterate, intolerant and violent, and that's JUST K.D. You and Park did that shoot promo on Lution, and you have the audacity to talk about "respect"? The reason I can't even begin to insult Parker about this is because, unlike you, Parker actually has a sack. Parker is Parker. He tells you what he thinks about you any time and any place. It doesn't matter at all where it is. Parker will tear your ass a new one if he doesn't like you or something you've done, and I respect the hell out of him for that. In fact, I don't care that the shoot was even about me. The fact that it was done on LUTION shows me that you have no respect at all. The way that you try to throw your two inch dick around to seem like your above everything is quite sickening. If anything, you should be humble. Humble that Jay even allowed you to get this far. I know I am, and that's why I believe I have the ability to tell Jay (jokingly) that he looks like Larry the Cable Guy with downs. Unlike Parker, you, on the other hand, just talk shit behind other's backs like it's high school. You're a two faced little man, Pugh. In fact, the only time I've ever seen you say something to someone is when you want to seem cool. Now I admit, regardless of only having one day, I should have submitted something for the HOF thing, but what gives you any right to disrespect me, or Leon, or anyone for that matter? Your promos are the same shit they've always been. A cute little "worked shoot". You're such a one trick pony, it makes my balls erode. If Jay or anyone has a problem with ME, then they'll tell me. You see, Pugh, they actually are men, unlike you. They don't hide behind veiled insults or shitty "worked shoots". I don't care if this makes me seem like another Dane, or a whiny bitch. I speak my mind whenever the fuck I feel like it, and if you don't like it, take your dried up pussy and get the fuck out of my face. Go play Desperate Housewives, and tell everyone else how I was so fucking mean to you. Be a God damned man. Even LEON has the balls to tell me or anyone what he thinks, and he's about as gay as Liberace! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to continue trolling the shit out of the man who owns this site, because it's fucking fun. I'm done, and if you respond, good for you. I am not saying another damned thing, because I believe I have said more than enough.

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As long as Jay isn't involved in the ME, it should be great! GG guys!

A bit too overboard on the hair. It's not your fault though. Long hair in this game kind of sucks. Also...the Hardcore Title really needs to go back to what it was originally. Gibbs doesn't have the belt anymore, and I'm sure he's moving on to bigger and better things. I'M TRYING TO INSERT A TROLL FACE FOR MY PREVIOUS POST, BUT I FORGOT HOW TO USE THE FUCKING SITE!!!!

Honestly...if Nate and Tibby leave Jay out of their feud, it's fucking awesome. Jay = certain death of a story line. Look at Lotus. P.S. What the fuck is wrong with Cody's head?

I logged in to comment on the show, but after seeing the result on page 3, I quit again. Cya nerds.

Going to be honest...it's not because you're criticizing him, but probably because you constantly do so. I understand you don't have to like everything, but generally, it's always the same people you don't like something from. While you don't have to please everyone, it is nice to receive praise every once in a while instead of getting constantly shat on just because of who you are. I have honestly not seen a single person in the clique of people in OCW say anything even SLIGHTLY bad about the people who play in parties together, and it's a bit unfair and bias. You can tell Leon to get hard skin, but truth is, why should he have to put up with constantly getting a giant Lincoln Log laid on his chest every time he attempts something? He has an idea of what's entertaining to him, as do the rest of you. If you don't like it, that's fine, but quit being assholes.