Useless Dane Xavier

Approx. 3 hours til more. So let's chill, we got the new card to work on.

Now's not the time for dick measuring, Stuart! Whose Stuart? I suppose we'll find out next week.

Oh, so now we're talking credentials? 3x Fired Provides financial assistance to all OCW shows. Wait... Maybe the NA title will make that resume look a little better. If anything else, I'm looking forward to these next few shows.

You have the belt? Do I need to catch you up on current events? :p

Interesting indeed.

I respect you Bold :(

This is for anyone that's joined OCW as a fan, anyone who hasn't joined and watches the shows as a guest, anyone who was recruited but flaked a week later, anyone at all that has hesitated to get on their computer, write an RP, do a match, or do anything at all for OCW... This anniversary show is the epitome of what OCW was, and still is today. There was true emotion put into this show, and might I add it was eloquently put together, one of the smoothest flowing shows in a while. For six years, we have dealt with THQ's subtle attempt to run this place in the ground, and for six years OCW has stood the test of time and fought tooth and nail. OCW has survived 2 page shows, SvR servers being down, being hacked, being shit on by me for no apparent reason, gay people, lazy people, and emo people. OCW has had more obstacles to overcome than any other fed on the planet, and when they couldn't survive one obstacle, we've survived them all. We... a word I hesitate to use... because I shouldn't even be considered we, I shouldn't even be here. But you know what, I am. I'm going to be here, to help out the community, to record a match for someone (when i get my PC back), to help out with an RP, to do what I've done all year long. I've learned a lot in the past 3 years that I've been in and out of OCW. I've learned to job and still make myself look good, I've learned to take my losses like a man, my RP skills have improved greatly, and even though I've been jobbing my ass off lately I'm still having fun with this place. I know I will probably never be accepted as WE by many, but even if you don't like me as a person, work with me as a wrestler, because every person that you don't work with because you don't like them is just another brick falling out of the wall. We are the glue that holds the bricks together, we need to all bond together to keep this place alive. Here's to another six years of OCW history. Cheers gentlemen and ladies of the few.

Still haven't watched everything yet, but I'm up to page 4. So far, this is fucking great.

Great, now i'm REALLY living in Jobberville.

Aaaaha, Parker busted a nut!

No, but at least you're aiding in spamming us to page 2. EDIT: Hey look we've arrived!

Every square inch of this is EPIC!

Ey Bruh, I dig ya shit but ya always gotta be in character? Wait, I'm not one to talk...

Typical hate crimes being deleted off a show that has a higher rating than PG. *Bangs fist on desk* Dammit rating higher than PG!

So he's a David Beckham wannabe now? Tops all his previous wannabes.

Neither did Xcalibur vs. D-Jack at Lution, but it still happened didn't it? The Anniversary show isn't just about the past, it's about the present and future too.

Exactly.

Another head to head PPV with TNA, and another way for us to kill TNA's ratings! (Without the question of who "they" is and without horrible booking)

The scene opens backstage as Dane Xavier and Jasmine Dejour are leaving the arena. Suddenly, three figures come rushing into the scene before the two make it to their limo. It's Jim Black, Matt Lamonika, and Stacy Clark who all have microphones in hand. The trio, who have been avoided by Dane for months, seem desperate to get a word from the rich man by teaming up. Matt Lamonika: Dane, can you explain why you were part of the match between Hostile and Trance? Jim Black: Dane, why were you wearing a referee shirt? Stacy Clark: Dane, why did you target the legs of Brandon Hostile after the match? Suddenly, Dane's security team assembles in front of the three interviewers, blocking their path to Dane and his bombshell of an assistant. Dane looks unimpressed at the three announcers before entering the limo. Jasmine Dejour steps in front of the security team to address the three stooges. Jasmine Dejour: Being Dane's assistant, I am permitted to speak on his behalf. What Dane took part in tonight was his choice, and strictly his business. Jasmine Dejour: After speaking with the booking team before the show and... persuading them... to make a slight change to the card, Dane was allowed to be the special ringside enforcer for the match between Hostile and Trance. After the fact, Dane informed me that he did this to make carrying through with his plans a little easier, seeing as how Hostile had made things rather difficult for him in the previous weeks. Jasmine Dejour: Dane is a man with many priorities, and feels burdened with having to deal with Mr. Hostile. He also feels that weakening Hostiles offensive base, his legs and feet, the soul thing that he depends on in his Hostile Takeover will now be the soul downfall of the failing takeover. Jasmine Dejour: Now if you will excuse me, Dane and I have places to be and more important people to see. Jasmine enters the limo and the driver closes the door. He enters the driver side and the limo drives off. Dane's security team exits the scene while the three announcers stand dumbfounded.

that's just creepy

Another round of drinks, on me! So how about that Dane Xavier, eh? Ain't he just freakin awesome?

lol

It doesn't matter who takes him under his wing, Trips, Smythe, hell even Nate Ortiz himself, KD will never get it.

yeah, duh!

I was gagging due to your snottiness though the entire thing, but other than that I enjoyed it. QUESTION: About the "one new move in '11" thing... what if some of your current moves aren't in the game? The answer is obvious but I just thought I'd bring up that point. Here's a fun video that Keep It Simple Stupid reminded me of: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw5oJoUYTb8]Keep It Simple Stupid[/ame] EDIT: I agree with Jay, FUCK HALO REACH!