Trevor McManus

I don't want your massive anything anywhere near me Jay, that's what you have Leon for :).

Shut it QUEERBATE!

1. I barely even spoke about the TV Title. And I only mentioned it in reference to me and Leon's past and to convey how Leon gets a finger up his ass in the form of Jay. 2. Never think Russell Brand ever, on ANYTHING. 6. I agree with you that it was hurt with them both being pushed in together. And why wouldn't a returner looking to impose himself go afetr the last guy to get a world title shot?

In my opinion Smythe should get a loss also. The only other option is a draw and in order to draw you need to be equal to someone else which he wasn't.

Hence why he's on my ignore list. :)

ENVIRONMENTAL REPORT Leon promo - Smells like you were spending Xmas at sensations, classic. Stealing Poison’s line, eek. Sister sledge line from commentator made me laugh my ass of. Kavito video - I actually hope this video lives up to what he claims. He clearly put some effort into this. Bloodline - "Boom, panties drop and booties pop" LMAO AGAIN. "As Malu heads back towards the group, he can be heard, informing The Steve of Trisha's apparent lack of pie." HAHA. "The news is obviously not what The Steve was hoping for, as he places his hand over a grumbling stomach that seeks nourishment." GOLD. "Human beings of the 6' variety. Tired, annoyed and suddenly hungry for pie." Excellent. "But Malu already told me you don't have any pie, so there's really no reason for me to be interacting with a pieless, bearded lady." HAHA! Page 1 summary - Can’t remember the last time I enjoyed a matchless page so much. Awesome. Pick of the page - Gotta be the pies. Seth RP - More than he has written in his entire time here. Do I smell a gimmick? Commentator on Seth - "Well I guess thats one way to start the new year. No goals, no asperations." Class line. Ryder vs. Trance - Still HATE Come To Life. Love Ryder’s theme. Trance slaps Ryder out of ring, ryder fails with spinning wheel kick AND springboard, ouch for Ryder. Trance taunts but turns back on ryder and pays, nice way for momentum to switch. Trance phails springboard, nice block from Ryder there. Ryder knocking Trance out ring like that = odd looking but I kinda liked it. Ryder springboard gets COUNTERED, that was a nice looking spot with trance leaping through the air to kick him down. Both men's sigs being hit in quick succession looked cool. WAP Promo - Holy shit. That is one of the best written things I have read in AGES. Commentator explains why the guy WAP hits is a fag - "He was wearing a puprle trench coat and isn't WAP" Justin Rox - Sorry but I see Heaton. He’s taken some time to put something together so good luck to him. Don’t shove my man Jim though or I will kick your ass myself. Page 2 summary - Two good Rps from two people we haven’t really seen RPing before and a brilliant one from a guy I’m used to seeing great stuff from. And Wesley when this “chaos” ensues remember that as much as Smythe will claim he gave you your start and recognised your potential it was actually ME that gave you your first title shot. The match on this page had some good spots in it and was an even contest. Pick of the page - Wesley’s RP and the commentator calling the citizen a fag. Smythe/??? RP - Interesting proposition we have here. Deano and Gaines - "I'm suprised I thought you would have held up better..aren't you Irish? Or Mexican? or African? Actually what race are you?" HAHA! Chris Mania vs. Deano Horse - MARKAGE for Spoon’s attire. Markage for Deano resisting the urge to whore any new caw parts. By the end it certainly dawned on me that one guy had countered a heck of a lot of what the other did. Good win but an average match. Rox and Black promo - I actually chuckled at this a little. I serious hope you can pull something good out here Rox. Page 3 summary - Nice RP with ??? and Smythe opening interesting prospects for the Bloodline and meaning BAD TIMES for Sensation and Heart possibly. Deano and Gaines being potrayed as ordinary guys going out on the piss at new year, I like this. Mania vs. Deano was pretty standard wasn’t bad but nothing special. Pick of the Page - Spoon’s attire, no doubt. VFM promo - Two sides of Versus I love displayed early on in this one. Blunt humour calling the crowd “inbred, bottom feeding, fleas on my prestine Vice Presidential ball sack” and light comedy telling a midget “We don't have all day stumpy, waddle your lil coke bottle legs down here” awesome. Laughed at him throwing the midget, I admit it, although, he abuses a cat and has a Gila Monster? I want my turtle back. Kip vs. Smythe vs. Aries - Kip starts owning then Aries is on fire. The most valuable wrestler isn't showing his potential in this one haha. Smythe plays the coward on outside and pulls Kip’s leg for Aries to get him, nice character work. Leon and Tiff RP: Laughed my ass off at Leon going nuts, wont give too much away. Page 4 summary - VFM being an arrogant shit as usual, and I love it. Three way match was decent, nice finisher reversal by Aries also but Kip kept his cool and reversed the back grapple. Leon and Tiff was good, I’m actually starting to believe Leon as a real nasty heel and Tiff is a great face. Pick of the page - Smythe pulling Kip’s leg like a coward cause I mark for in-ring actions which stick with the character. VFM, Coop, Black and Vimes - Awesomeness. “Do desks count as tables? If it has 4 legs and a flat surface put him through it” Fantastic line. The thing with Vimes makes me VERY interested. Main Event - Hoe-Lee-Shit.

Other than spelling? Anyway I thing this is a great idea.

I liked it a lot. Ryder can feed off of Kip's douchebag image and does so very well. Lot of work clearly went into this and I can actually see you two douchebags toasting each other over water.

I love the fact you put my RP with the tables in it Cross. Feel appreciated, thanks man.

Braddock doesn't own 09.

Many people will say I have no right to complain because I never voted but rest assured I avoided voting cause I couldn't vote without voting for myself which is wrong. I don't see why Bold is best dressed. I don't see why Double A is most outspoken user since he only ever comments in non-OCW related threads. By that logic Karim should have been nominated.

Could have been three...shame about that huh?

For triple time you bet your ass I'd work Christmas.

Merry Christmas OCW. And to Muslims and others I say, Get Back To Work!

I'm sorry but please tell me you didn't say that? TV Title = me. Only reason you held it so long was because you refused to face me for it. END. As far as the three way thing goes I really don't see what Smythe is moaning about. Three ways just add a different slant on things. It's a bit shitty that Trance's 1st defence was a three way I agree but you fuckers voted. At the end of the day it doesn't matter who the better man is, all that matters is who wins. Think of a sports match, your team can play absolute shit yet still win the game. Of course if you lose a three way cause the PS2 server fucked it up for you it's a different matter. (You know what I'm talking about Ortonheart)

First macth I couldn't see shit. Fail. I mark for Aries yet again. I mark for Amart also so I enjoyed their match although I got the result I expected. Nate vs Vega was always going to be that way because of the weight advantage more than anything else. Sensation's promos are funny as hell I must hand it to him. EDIT - Anyone else find it ironic Kavito marked for a comment which blasted rooks for not stepping up?

Come to life by Alter Bridge is NOT an entrance theme.

Main Event Blade's Demise! LKO! LKO! Leonheart vs Blade Blade has been beaten rather badly and shown some sketchy ethics from what I've seen in his first matches back. Tune in to see him get beaten once again by Leonheart. Tag Team Champs in Action! Bloodline vs Tyro Kraven/CJ Hoppus Should be an interesting match actualy looking forward to seeing how Tyro and CJ work together. Although I think the bloodline will take them appart it will be intetresting to see if I'm right. Tag Title Chaos Fatal Fourway Kip Conrad vs Nathan Gaines vs VFM vs Seth Irving Now this is actually interesting. In a four way anynody can win I'll be getting behind Kip because he's a douche. Suprise Stip EX-action Omega Dragon vs Chris Ryder Expect to see Ryder win this one but who knows. The only Rookie in OCW Braddock vs Eddie Mace If Mace loses I'll eat my hat.

About as many characters as you have

As far as wanting to return to the days where you "didn't know who was going to win" I don't see how those days have left us. I played Kang and it was neck and neck but I just pulled it out. I played Parker and it was neck and neck until I just pulled it out. I played Bold (although this was never aired) and it was neck and neck when I pulled it out. I played Smythe and I countered 4 finishers and he countered 2 until he pulled that one over on me. I played Aries who is a light heavyweight and I lost. Even those who know he is a great player wouldn't have seen me losing to a light. It's not like every single match in OCW is scripted and not all matches are pre-determined.

Who gives a crap about win/loss records. Tracking them is senseless. Championships are already a measure of your worth in OCW as is the Most Wanted List which granted has been slow lately due to me being busier than usual.

Appologies guys I haven't been around as much as I should have, thanks for stepping it up though.

That league table thing was hard because of the 3 ways, 4 ways, battle royals and tags. If you just count singles it's easy enough.

When are we officially switching to 09, cause I'm a little hesitant?

As far as I knew when we agreed the "you're fired" thing that was the end of it. If not then I assure you it was a misunderstanding and I appologise for leaving you hanging.