Michael Morrison

Great backstory; makes me interested to see whether or not Matsuda is successful or not. The bottom line, you made me want to watch your first match, thus this RP is major success, Matsuda-san. Also, did you make reference to the Thunder Dragon here in OCW, or was that just coincidence?

Ha!

First again. Haha!

First. Haha!

Is that some kind of twisted Christian New Year's resolution they make you do in church?

I didn't want to be the one to say it. I can always rely on Trevor.

Takes a set of Costco-sized balls to blast Limp Bizkit like that lol. Most people -- like myself -- try to forget that such a trend ever happened. Even Undertaker doesn't give Fred Durst the nod anymore.

You racist bastard.

It's there; you did it and I see it.

No... that is not Mrs. Morrison :( Although I consider my wife to be on the "hot" side of the female spectrum; the good lord did not grant her anything bigger than a perky A cup. I, for one, have always been more of an ass-man, and love her boobies... but trying to convince her of that is a task far beyond my capabilities. God help me when she sees my sig, but damnit, I will not let her insecurities, prevent me from enjoying the big things in life.

*grabs a handfull fo popcorn as the verbal tussle continues* Nice. *waits for the momma jokes to come out and ruin a perfectly good feud*

I like how they have "Resting/Weardown" holds, which do not require you to enter a Submission Struggle animation or worry about accidentally making someone tap, just because you wanted to use a chinlock. I also prefer the "button smashing technique" but I suppose the Analog Stick is a variation of that. However, I did suggest 2 things. 1) Balance to avoid the abuse of Struggle Submissions: If I apply a Struggle Submission on Trevor and he escapes, I feel he should gain a substantial Momentum Boost, while I lose a substantial amount of Momentum. This encourages me to wear-down my opponent (to better my odds of success) instead of just going all Struggle Submission-crazy, in order to sneak-out an easy victory. 2) Visual Guide: Put a freakin' bar that shows how close I am to escaping or tapping. I feel so helpless in Struggle Submissions, because a part of me doesn't even feel like flailing that damn stick really helps me. I want to know if I even had a chance, man. It sucks when you fucking try your hardest, only to tap and then you feel cheated. As far as other suggestions, mine were pretty close to Jay's and Tevor's, especially when it comes to Two-Reversal Buttons and Submissions. I did have a different take on Finishers though. - Signatures should not be nearly as strong as finishers. To me, finishers are two things: 1) Two extra strong grapples or 2) Moves which serve as set-ups towards a finisher. - If I had to choose, I'd go with "Stored Finishers" but I believe you can appease fans of both types. 1) Keep the "Momentum Window". This will satisfy those who want to hit a finisher early or midway through the match. 2) Add the "Sudden Death" system: Once your opponent shows visible damage (legs,head,arms,etc.), you automatically receive ONE Stored Finisher, which you can hit at any time to end the match. This will somewhat appease those who feel finishers should only be hit near the end of matches, and satisfy those who enjoy the "sudden" finishers that come out of nowhere. Maybe an option to turn-off one of the Finisher Systems.

I don't know if you were trying to be funny or if you really feel that way about Baxter... so to clarify the way I feel (because I don't want anyone to think I have any hate or judgement towards Baxter, as I consider him a member of the OCW family and would even go so far as to consider him a friend): I may poke fun at Baxter's orientation from time to time, but it's all in good fun and I'm fairly confidant that Baxter knows I mean no real harm. Even Baxter has cracked some jokes about it, which I think is awfully big of him. Also, I'm pretty damn secure with my sexual orientation, so I have no problem implying that I could use a reach-around from Baxter lol. Now Hazard, I know you may be unaware of certain social norms or unwritten rules, but just in case you were trying to be funny, and not hateful, I want you to understand why it came off as hateful. If you would have just asked, "Any reason why you need help from a bisexual pirate?" It probably would have been fine. Sure, its not exactly witty or a knee slapper, but I think it would have been accepted without any real concern, because it simply implies that I may be gay or bisexual. No real harm done. However, when you add the "fat and lazy" in front of "bisexual pirate", it implies that you really have some disdain for Baxter and/or his orientation; mainly because they are unnecessary adjectives. It would be like saying "Why did the fucking stupid-ass chicken cross the road? To get to the other side." Outside of letting people know I obviously am not a fan of chickens, the "fucking stupid'ass" adjectives do nothing to enhance the joke. Hence, they are unnecessary. http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5461/themoreyouknow0.jpg

I'm already facepalming from the first statement, so I need someone to give me a reach-around facepalm. Baxter, help a brotha out.

o_O

-__- I see... so now you have to give your opponent a slight headache in order to win a First-Blood match? So... do you have to give your opponent a tan to win the Inferno match? Or maybe you have to cover your opponent's eyes in order to win a Buried Alive match.

Oddly enough, I can't wait to see if Big Daddy finally shows up to a match.

I thought you could turn blood on/off... is it not allowed online?

...just as long as it's not on me. Oooooooo, mystery ME... those always turn out good. That was sarcasm, in case it didn't come through in typing. As much as I loves a good "will he or won't he" match, I'm mainly looking forward to the KOOCW Tournament. I loves me some tournaments. Speaking of which, I'll have updates on THE UNDERGROUND Tournaments in the near future.

People need to start editing it down to 10 then. If I record any matches, I'm just going to cut anything in-between grapples/attacks and add Benny Hill music. It will look something like: PUNCH, PUNCH, HANGMAN's ELBOW, PUNCH TO GROIN, VICIOUS CYCLE, TAUNT, FINAL METHOD, PIN. (actual results may vary).

"Respect the pouch." T-Shirt if I ever saw one. Anyways, I'm sure I've given my opinion of Royce so far, but just in case you didn't know, Mad Mike like.

Wow... just wow.

I figured everyone already knew what you looked like, due to pics posted in the past... but I suppose that was before many of the current member's time. I must say, Jay, the years have been... kind. o_O I hope you feel better, btw. I never get sick, but I hear people at work, often trading remedies when their weak immune systems fail to protect them against illnesses. A popular technique, which I hear often, is to wrap thyself in a thick blanket (preferably not your nicest of linens), drink an excessive amount of TheraFlu (often replaced with a warm or alcoholic beverage), in order to enter a self-induced coma as you "sweat it out". Once you awaken from your burrito-like slumber, you unwrap yourself from your filth-filled cocoon and commence with the "feeling better". Some employees are so fanatic about the technique, that it becomes a weekly ritual... even when they're not sick. I wish I had to power to fire people at will -_- Anyways, the first video desk came out well, despite your obvious sicknitude. However, I did want to point out how everything appeared to be squashed together on the page that displays the video. I'm not sure if it's suppose to do that or not, but because it's squashed, some of the links and such are overlapping and running together. http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/8542/14883507.jpg EDIT: Just noticed that in the pic, you kinda look like a Rican C-Lo. Maybe that's why you dig his new song so much. Just sayin'. EDIT II: Looks like it's caused by using Google Chrome... the page looks fine on Firefox.

PAGE: 1 ::::: No Fausto on commentary? :( ::::: I actually thought Hazard was just making a bold attempt to separate himself from the norm when his music hit. ::::: I dig Crowe's overall look, but I'm not sold on the cape. ::::: 2011 matches are definitely more entertaining to my peepers, compared to 2010 matches. ::::: Get your shit together, Justin. Once people put your name in the same sentence with Dude Love... it's time to call Dr. Drew. ::::: The nickname "J Marls" makes me think of J-Lo's little brother or some one with a speech impediment trying to pronounce Jamahl. PAGE: 2 ::::: Guy is da' man. ::::: D. Jones' music is da' man. ::::: The backstage brawl between Guy and Jones... is da' man. ::::: D. Jones can change attires, surprisingly fast. I suppose the red attire smelled of nerd and desperation. ::::: What the hell was up with the Megadeth song? It's like the world's worst DJ was behind the turntables and then passed out. ::::: The ref totally gets pWnd ::::: 13:05 - 13:15 = 10 seconds of awesome. ::::: Jookie's Diving Fin makes me want to say, "He's on fire" or "Put another nail in the coffin!" ::::: As I mentioned before, Team Hostility is also what I call my in-laws. Fun fact for ya. ::::: Dane owes Trance a dance and someone will be wearing tap shoes when it's all said and done. PAGE: 3 ::::: Jesus, there are allot of videos on Page 3. ::::: Casey? ::::: Smythe wants them to rehire The Heart? That's what I call Leon now... kinda like how people call David Hasselhoff, The Hoff. ::::: Aries still sounds like the Pikey from SNATCH and made a new giant red friend. ::::: I used the tag match as a drinking game: every time KD called someone a "whiteboy", I took a shot. Thankfully, really loud music started to play, because this was a loooooong match and I would have been shitfaced within the first 10 minutes. So far, the first match was my faves, with the Ex Match coming in a very close 2nd. I'll finish watching, tomorrow.

Best line I've read in quite some time, here in OCW.