Iceberg LeTuce

Ccccccrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee little sistah!

Stupid B show pushing Asylum back QQ

A bad workman blames his tools, bro.

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- Crowe beats the shit out of Tibby. Pretty much sums up this video. Nothing really spectacular, just a good ole school kicking. Let’s hope the FIYAH prevails! - Vinnie looks fairly roided up these days…..these days? What am I saying? Hazard looks pretty cool I must admit, but unless you’re Karim, looks will get you nowhere. - Another verbally stunning RP from KD. Anyone notice that Stacey Clark turns into a yokel when she speaks to KD? He gives her the ABM Look, which I find out is the “Angry Black Man” look that women receive right before begging Kobe to stop. - Flem comes down to the ring, I mark out a little untill I begin to imagine him being Blake Ma’Jin’s mentally retarded brother. “It’s ok flem, you can have aaaaaaaaaaaall the clothes I don’t want anymore” He does look a bit like a randomer, but hey, it works for him I guess. Don’t swear on TV bro. Vanilla Nem? Clearly forgot to bring down the animal spikes. I might have thrown up a little in my mouth at the sight of these two. Good luck though. - Whenever I read a ‘suda promo, all I can think of is this http://facebookcraze.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mr-chow-the-hangover-2-funny-facebook-groups.png 　 　 - So…was the GhettOCW video one of those “A buck a day could provide clean drinking water for a small village.”? Anyway, interesting video. - Loved Tibby’s RP. The first bit of dialogue was hilarious. The serpent series sounds awesome. - Always thought of Jookie as a kid, but he looks about 35 in that match. - Jookie got molested. Damn you emo freak bastards. L - JJ confuses me. That is all. - Tibby is back to…….give his no.1 fang-boy(seewhatididthere) a short back and sides. Awesome stuff, so he’s had his head shaved by tibby and his fangs pulled out by trevor. What’s next? - Really don’t like Brandon’s music, but I dig his look. - I can't watch video's on whatever format the EX match is on. 　

Review comming soon...

Oh you....wait....did I just participate?

First. Review comming when we make it to page 2.

G'Wan Jookie!

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Doubt we're gonna get too many posts here, so i'm just gonna write points I liked. *POSSIBLE SPOILERS* - Me Vs Hazard. Shit myself when he countered my sig, but im happy I got the W. Cool character, but he doesn't do enought to boost himself. - Dupree wants his title back, but he's going to do it alone. More power to him. I'll be in his corner regardless. Teh fiiiiiah! - Would be nice to see Dorian use the Morrison Method a bit more, but atleast he has fighting spirit. - Papa Mums sums it up nicley. Power rangers where not cool. - Aries using "Rapture" by hurt? Think i threw up a little. Nearly shit myself thinking it was Nate. Pretty good match none the less. - I love Crowe's look, but I can't help but think the guy with the long coat looks like Fausto. Meh, Kindred are still awesome. - Kindred are in the ring, and I mark......then I hear...THE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE! and i'm all like...pfft, who the fuck are kindred? Dimsmore's enterance video is awesome, but i dont think it fits with this theme music. Anyway, he looks like Fausto and Fearo's love child. Fearsto...yeah i like that. Johnson's video is cool, but i expect long greasey hair and eye liner. - The ME is long....still not finished it. - Message from Scaggs but nothing from mumford????? Frauded! FRAUDED I SAY!

*The scene opens in the back office of “Le’Tuce’s Pussy’s” where the proprietor, OCW’s very own Iceberg Le’Tuce is relaxing on a sofa while his Head-Hoe Eva is sitting with a calculator.* Eva: “The books are balancing quite well. We really should tax their tips or something. Those girls that can do the splits tend to rake in 100 bills a session.” Le’Tuce: “Yeah. We make enough money though, it’s not like we’re outside sleeping in cardboard boxes and eating the leftovers out of KFC boxes like Fausto. ” Eva: "Suppose so. Good to see you‘re doing alright in OCW. Average wage for a pro wrestler, you must be raking it in.” *Le’Tuce sits bolt upright* Le’Tuce: “We get paid?!?! I thought it was just free sandwiches and kool-aid. Oh well, it’s fun I suppose. I could get myself another belt. OCW needs a champion with my style…my sophistication….my elegance! ” Eva: "Whatever braugh, you’ll always be a jobber to me. Anyway, we need to get ready, we got Papa Mumford in 20 minutes. Remember last time he was in? I never knew it was possible to rip your gooch open. That guy is revolting.” Le’Tuce: “Yeah but he pays the bills. I’ll go oil up your gimp-suit.” Eva: "Fuck my life.” *The scene closes*

Cheers for keeping the No.1 spot warm, Lucas.

Wierd to think I was 10 years old when this site started. I'll raise a drink to OCW at my 18th birthday party. Your invite is in the post, Mr Omar.

KD. AW HE GAWN GET IT That makes him mute-worthy.

I've had you muted for about 8 months. You're voice annoys me. No offence. Oh and Trance, yeah i heard about the porn thing. Probably one of the funniest thing's i've been informed of.

I cant view any non-youtube matches. I never can. Might try firefox or Chrome.

Gonna watch the show when i get back from work. Alot of talk about 'suda. Gotta love the sensational 'suda. Move over Jayson, there's a new Sensation.

Please god dont let Thanatos/Fearo do another load of Witness/defendant shit.

Almost a Rookie Rush? Fuck you Jay.

Should be the Asylum theme.

Comical RP's = win in my book.

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It's the only pussy you will ever stroke, son.

I fucking love Asylum. This makes me want to come back and bitch slap some bitches...