Iceberg LeTuce

open wide for some soccaaaaaa!

So, Berg is comming to have a chat eh?

Hazard has the best OCW theme music....wow deja vu. 'suda looks pretty fucking cool these days. Harro meestah maht soodah!

Baabababababa berg berg berg ah the berg is the word!

That's the name of my autobiography. That or "Of Ice and Men"

*The scene opens in the office of Iceberg Le’Tuce in the ‘Pussy Palace massage and happy ending emporium’. Le’Tuce is sitting at his desk while Eva lounges on the sofa, watching TV. There is a knock at the door. Bouncer: “Mr Le’Tuce, a man is here to see you, he says he’s with the OCW reporting staff.” Le’Tuce: “Jim Black? Yeah I sent for him, let him in, braugh.” Bouncer: “No, sir. This man is….well….filthy. I’m not sure who he is.” Le’Tuce: “Urgh, can’t get the staff these days. Send him in.” *OCW reporter Matt Lemonicka stumbles through the door with a rather nervous looking cameraman* Le’Tuce: “Lemonicka? What the hell? I requested Jim, braugh. What are you doing in here anyway, you stink.” Lemonicka: “Haha I need the work man! I never get called into action anymore and I felt it was time to, you know, get stuck in!!! But I must say, you’re staff have very rude policies on clothing.” Le’Tuce: “Yeah braugh, but look at you. Grey shirt, old ripped tie…and what’s that on your feet?” Lemonicka: “Garbage bags….” Le’Tuce: “Have you painted the Nike tick on there?” Lemonicka: “Maybe…..but enough about me, we‘re here to talk about you! How did you get Eva back? What are your plans?” Le’Tuce: “Well, Eva came on a little strong, and her captors where a little taken aback. You know how it is, some guys just can’t handle a little rough play.” Le’Tuce: “As for plans, who knows! I will make a little speech at Riot this week and show the OCW fans that you can’t bury the Berg!” Lemonicka: “Well that’s just sensational! This is Matt Lemonicka…signing out!!” Lemonicka: “Just between you and me, Toosay ol’ pal. Can you throw some more of those shrimp puffs in the trash? They are just devine!” Le’Tuce: “Please, just leave, before you wake Eva up. She needs to recharge after Mr Mumford has paid a visit.” *The scene fades with Matt Lemonicka stealing some pens of Le’Tuce’s desk and running.*

Jesus KD.......but i'm thrilled you cared enough to write a whole paragraph for me.

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I mark for Chow.

Good to see you back, rapist. Never thought i'd have to say that.

To Cody, genuinly tought that powerbomb was a groggy grapple move. Appologies.

You say you don't give a fuck about me. You do. You sly goose.

Only for a retard.

*The scene opens in the dressing room of Iceberg Le’Tuce. He is pacing up and down the room, on his cell phone.* Le’Tuce: “Listen, you girls are going to have to run the place by yourselves. Eva has…run into a little trouble….well I say little….” Le’Tuce: “No, don’t worry I’ll have her back for Mr Bold’s visit. Eva is pretty much the only one of you girls brave enough to touch down there.” *Le’Tuce’s TV comes into shot, showing an advertisement for OCW Riot. It shows a short clip of Patolomai throwing someone around the ring. Le’Tuce pauses the TV.* Le’Tuce: “Him. Surely he’s played enough Saints Row to know you don’t steal a pimp’s hoes without expecting retaliation.” Le’Tuce: “It’s time for me to man up, get out there and show this big lump who I am. No more mr nice guy!” *Knock at the door, a stage-hand enters* Stage-hand: “One double mocha-frocha-choco-laté for Mr Le’Tuce” Le’Tuce: “With marshmallows?” Stage-hand: “Yes, sir.” Le’Tuce: “Sweeeet.” *The scene fades with Iceberg Le’Tuce digging in to his uber-coffee.*

You big fat theif bastard :(

Tevor is visiting male escorts? Who'da thunk it?

I never saw much of you while you where competing, other than in OCF(we ruled) Gotta step into the ring with me, braugh!

Mayhem Vs Nate. Book it!

I can see Dimsmore and Bentley moving up soon enough. I'm a mark for Bentley. Maybe Matsuda too.

I think i could guess how it's gonna go: *The camera pans to a huge sky scraper, filled with influential buisness men. The camera drops down to a small hotdog stand* Trevor: So here we are, my day job. Footlong? No problem. Onions? Haha, i hate them too. Enjoy. Thanks for the tip sir!!" *Trevor holds out his 10 cents*

So when do Dupree and Pato get blue names? Can't wait to see that.

I didn't like the finish from Haz to be honest. Looked ridiculous.

Yes, KD is indeed black. MOTN? For me it was Pato/Dane, mainly cause im glad pato won on his first Riot match.

Hey, i'm not a terrible pimp. I just know when i could get my ass handed to me by a dyke.

Any match it Pato is a handicap