Iceberg LeTuce

Mainly because Pato had your jaw wired shut. :P

I think i know who it is: http://69.89.31.52/~akmamart/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kill-bill-warrior.jpg

Not a review, just some points Ok, I'm a Dupree mark. A total Dupree mark. His attire is totally awesome and his music is great (untill it hits the rap part but that's just me) Uber Lotus look like a helluva force. All the guys look like they actually fit in a faction and aren't just a bunch of people who were like "OH HAI! LETS MAKE A TEAM LOLOLOL" Hallows looks pretty fucking pimp. Dane's Video Editing Skills are brilliant. He has the best enterance in OCW, hands down. Not a fan of CAF's on the most part, but i think Pato would look great with the Military Press thing. Grats on winning bro. I'm also a massive Hazard fan. Maybe not of who he ACTUALLY is but his character has so much potential. His theme is brilliant (i picked it heh) and his attire is pretty cool. I think if he got on with people on the boards then he could go far. But what are the chances? HATE the way Hazard set up that sig and the finisher looked meh. Nothing looked overly different from his normal moveset. Work on a setup for that running sig haz. Nate is back to wrestling? This is OCW in top form, rookies. Great fucking show overall. Not a dull moment.

*The scene opens in the living room of OCW superstar Iceberg Le’Tuce. He is sitting in a purple, fur-lined sofa with his head hooker (no pun intended) Eva Hotolova. They are watching the OCW Future Investment match, which is followed by highlights from the attack that took place earlier that night.* Le’Tuce: “Lead pipes hurt. That’s the only thing I think about when I think of Wrestlution.” Eva: “Aw come on champ, it could be worse. Well, I don’t see how, but I’m sure it could.” Le’Tuce: “You don’t quite know how to make people feel better, do you?” Eva: “No, these emotions mean nothing to me. Anyway, what are you going to do now?” Le’Tuce: “I honestly have no idea. I deserved my place in that match as much as anyone and it was taken away by some bitter little kid who wanted a better chance of winning. Fat lot of good it did him.” Eva: “Jesus, you know as well as anyone that OCW doesn’t give a crap about whiney idiots that sit back and do nothing. You gotta get out there, win some pride, show them why you deserve to be at the top of the food chain!” Le’Tuce: *Standing up* “You’re right!” Eva: “You’ll probably just go and job again.” Le’Tuce: *Sitting down* “Why do I still employ you? In fact, why do I even let you on the furniture?” Eva: “You’re scared of me that’s why.” *Eva pulls her fist back, faking a punching motion, to which Le’Tuce dives behind the sofa* Le’Tuce: “I hate you” *The scene fades as Eva stretches out on the sofa*

...........fucking yes.

My brotha from anotha colou..ah? RD fucking Money. Fuck yes. Jones braugh, that wasn't fucking cool. No need to worry though, i'm not gonna sneak up on you like a coward. But you will get what's comming to you braugh! Oh and to all the fans who didn't get to see the Pimpin' Suppin' motherfucker in action, no need to fret. You're gonna see a whole lot more.

Hilarious. Comical RP's are by far the best. I'm already a MannyMark!

So the servers don't affect some people. Brilliant. No need to get on at people who are having problems.

Its an ME on a show with 2 matches. Congrats :P

Fixxer: "Pfft, those drapes do not match the carpet"

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/73/He_Mad.jpg

http://files.sharenator.com/lol_face_Your_MumMom_Jokes-s274x280-119842-535.jpg

Haz –noun, plural -dos. Slang . an artificial erect penis, used as a sexual aid. Use in a sentance: "I found a big purple haz under my girlfriend's bed last night."

I held the TV title for like 3/4 months. KD's was a total surprise. I was pretty damn impressed KD!

*Le'Tuce comes down to the ring* IMA WIN MATCHES! /pawned

Oh shnaps!

Yay for 80 strikes!

No me :(

Cmon Stevie! Give me a good match!

"peeople get rayped!"

I think this is the First time I've ever played these two.

It looks like someone with parkinsons wrote that.

Matsuda POUNCE!

Awesome PPV!

I hate anything other than 1-1's :(