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I'm not even going to start he said she said. But Trips didn't go MIA, we had the match scheduled, and then Trips had some RL stuff to do. So I figured 'welp, why not fire him.' Trips kinda agreed because he didn't responsed to the remainder of my ideas. That's how it goes.

No, no, Mace...RAPES...DJACK RAPES everyone. Stalking is like the appetizer for him.

**A large room with an incredible view overlooking the city, is shown. A desk chair faces the window as a plume of smoke bellows from the chair. A voice begins to speak...** VFM: Ahhh, success...is there any better feeling? I think not. But then again, I could be wrong. When you've finally made it to a position that is truly untouchable, it really gives you time to reflect. Reflect on how you've come into this position of power. How you've risen to heights, so extraordinary, that now, only the best...only victory is expected. **VFM turns around in his chair, wearing a dark green suit and complimentary shirt and tie, and holding a lit, rose shaped joint. He smirks at the camera and ashes a bit of his joint.** VFM: Why shouldn't they expect victory from me? I'm the most decorated, celebrated, replicated person in OCW history...and rightfully so. From promo's to daily conversation, I've put words and thoughts into your vocabulary that just wouldn't have existed without me. The titles that you all hold so dear, have a permanent V etched into their prestige and history. And that...that's where my problem begins. **VFM stands up from his chair, and walks over to the window. He sits on a window-sil, takes a hit, and throws some cash, which rains down on the city streets. VFM chuckles and begins to speak as he still looks down upon the city.** VFM: Look at them all. **Voices can be heard arguing for the money.** You know, it's funny...they say one mans trash, is another mans treasure. But in my case, all my trash is everyone elses treasure, and other mens trash, is just that. Trash. Nothing more. **VFM shuts the window, stands up and walks slowly towards his desk.** VFM: Recently, I've been...what some people have been calling "Quiet". But as a wise man once said, "the loudest man in the room, is the weakest man in the room." I've been sitting back, observing the weak attempt to become the strong. Watching people strive, week after week, to do what I've done with so much apparent ease. And you're probably wondering why. Why it's taking this long to get where you want to go. Why the owner of the company, gets to hold the ultimate prize. Because...I made it so. I was the one who opened the eyes of JCS and made him into...once again...an active owner and champion. **VFM sits on the edge of his desk, and takes a long haul off of his rose shaped joint.** VFM: You're probably wondering what I'm getting at. Well, this is simply a reminder. Just as Gaines learned on Turmoil. Just like Trips will learn on Riot. And soon all of iGen and the rest of OCW will learn. When it comes to power, when it comes to a person you should fear...look no further than VFM. VFM: Who was it that trained JCS to defeat a proven, and tested champion in Leon in less than a month's time? Me! You tell me if anyone else could have pulled that off. NO. I've had people come in and challenge my status time and time again. From Geo, to Bauer to Mayhem. They all claimed to be above VFM, they all claimed to have what it takes to snatch my spot from me and kick me down to the bowels of OCW history. And they all failed. Now, they're all spectators, while I...well...we all know how I'm doing. **VFM fixes his tie and raises his eyebrow ala the Rock** VFM: On Turmoil, Cindy...Cathy...some broad with a mic, asked me why I've been so quiet. I feel like some of you deserve an answer. Well, no, I don't. I don't think any of you deserve anything from me, but hell, I got time to kill. See, I'm planning for the future. 2009 is right around the corner, and there are big changes on the horizon for OCW. The planning is done. Now...it's simply time for you to wait, for the execution. **VFM takes a hit, and the puts the joint out in the ash tray.** VFM: OCW, this is just a heads up. **VFM walks towards the window, before he stops abrubptly and turns around.** VFM: Oh, and by the way...not only is JCS...you know, the OCW Champion and President back in action. But, I've decided to go ahead and make myself fully available for action again. Now, the only question left is...where do I put this target?! **VFM holds his hand like a gun, points it at the camera and when VFM's thumb strikes, like the hammer of a gun, the camera goes black.**

TAKE A HINT ROOKIES!!!!

That Vic Vimes thing I watched like 5 times. That shit had me laughing so damn hard.

So what you're saying is that the card needs to be adjusted. Alls I'm sayin is, IM iGen or whoever, and run your thoughts past em. And see if you can't work out a better alternative. I love you all.

Well...you guys gonna sit here and bitch about it. Or are you gonna shut the fuck up and make the show better by putting in some content? Oh and Jay, if we need iFag costumes, we'll have to toss on some diapers and a binky. Unlike the Bloodwhine costume, which is face paint, some wrestling tights. Vomit on a blue shirt, pour afterbirth on some orange pants, (wear that shit to the ring) grow some dreadlocks and tan until you can't decipher between yourself and your shadow. Smoke a couple hits of crack and eat puca pies until our heart stops 3 times daily. Oh, and job. :)

You don't have to like him. But you DO have to respect his leaping ability with Elephant Testicles strapped to his ankles. Absolutely no trampolines. None. (VFM Industries Trampolines ™)

I have been training JCS to put Leon out for a long, long time. If I didn't think Jay could win the OCW title, would I have put him through the Elephant Testicle Moon Jump Training? The answer: No.

Thanks for posting this stuff guys. Good times.

They were removed for people who deserve being there. Not people who jumped ship when things got tough, and they thought they'd be a bigger fish in the ever-crashing/failing fishbowl (gcw). That's just my take on it though.

We're supposed to figure out who ?????? is? I'm guessing Boxing Jesus.

Yet still the 'Evolution of Vs' segment was by far MY favorite part of Turmoil. Yeah, you can guess there's no real reason for that besides appreciation for quality one liners and the extra effort to make fun of people...oh, and my ego swelling to the size of QQQ's wifes ass. Bravo boys, bra fucking vo.

Neither of those were really 'announcements'. We all know you wear dresses, and we all know Smythe jobs. Wait...you're pride champ?!?! Awesome.

Jean Claude Van-Sation "That's not a tree. It's a video of men kickboxing!" "Well shit, I can beat a video!"

Those sons of bitches. My bong's better still be there. ALL OF THEM! Someone call Steve, see if his 'meds' made him do crazy shit again.

F YEAH!! Now that, that is taking incentive!! Marked HARD.

That's right the 20's. A time when your traits would have been more appreciated. Remember? They were called "Silent Films" Now do some research rook, I wanna see some creativity.

Trips has a very, very valid point. He's really done a 180 in a matter of hours. Give him a break! Stick to evaluating shows, not other people. God speed.

Trips' RP is multi dimensional in that it's a true story. Rude did tell him to grow a moustache. (here)

To quote the great Rivers Cuomo: If you don't like, then shove it. But you don't like it. YOU LOVE IT! What happens next!?!?! THE DRAMA, THE QUESTIONS, THE INTRIGUE!!!!

I love how MMM can write 3 lines and give me one of the most memorable moments of S2R. Cross, figure out how to put his 'rp' in the highlight vid, if you make one.

He's not doing a theme. I think his overall thing is to fail. I almost like it. Almost.

Holy shit, it's been a long time. WM21...great reversal system...yup that's about it.

Nah, Kip he was trying to explain that he planned the mistakes. Like Failstrodamus.