Riot 03/02!

[Chris Mania]

I've been here a very long time, this place has never been PURE competition or PURE storyline it's always been a mix. We've always had guys who wanted to win and guys who just want a good match... Same shit, different year. Nobodies in the wrong place, this is still OCW, play how you wanna play but don't be a fag.

[Matsuda]

Not that I'm really arguing anything but a lot of the guys who put together these staged matches are actually the better ones at the game. Guys like Pugh and Dupree and I are always playing the game and if we played to crush jobbers we probably could.

 

But at this point I guess it's just a matter of taste, but you also gotta understand that the guys who do put on good matches tend to get the title shots. I hate using Kd as the scapegoat but he's a prime example. He squashes everyone every week and has nothing to show for it. I appreciate how things were but people who are doing well are skilled.

 

I took my lumps last year, my record wasn't great. But this year my finishes aren't planned. I've been winning because on the given day I've been better than my opponent. Everyone but LSD apparently :P

[Dimsmore]

i've been winning because on the given day i've been better than my opponent. Everyone but lsd apparently :p

 

 

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Leon Valentine]

You all go on and on but you all need to realise that if it wasn't for me there would not have been a LOTUS. In fact if it wasn't for me all of you new guys would all have died with Ambition. I am the only guy that took all of you and made people give a damn about you.

 

Smythe Dawonder is no different and if it wasn't for me he would have still been known as the S Jobber.

 

Guys just drop it. Nothing will ever be as good as it was in 2007, and nobody will ever be as good as the guys who aren't here anymore. Jeez OCW should have just shut down in 2008.

 

Also if ric flair thought the way smythe does we wouldn't have sting, Ricky steamboat, and many others. Squash randoms in ranked matches.

OCW died when the OCW Championship was taken away from me. OCW died when one man was supposed to induct me into the Hall of Fame but then decided to drop the ball.

 

When OCW was on the verge of death I was the one that brought OCW back to life even when everything was taken from me. I took on the booking job and put my professional career aside to make sure you all got a show. I carried this place on my friggin shoulder and do I get even one thanks? NO!

Instead all you all do is mock me and make jokes including your hero jay who you know as Mr Sensation. So people ask why I stab people in the back. It's because none of you appreciate anything I do! So now I am just looking out for myself.

 

When Jay took the OCW Championship away from me back in 2009, it hurt OCW. It’s has been over two years and now the OCW championship is nothing more than a disgrace.

I am glad Aries is the champion right now because when I beat him. It will make your hero and that Fraud RD Money cry inside. The funny thing is Aries used to call me a suck up. The only reason you’re champion is because you suck on jay’s balls. The fact your face was on a picture of a pay per view logo makes me sick.

It’s even more funny how mad Jay got when I called Matsuda a rookie. So he’s not a rookie because he cheated his way into a world championship match? Matsuda is nothing more than another DJ Chino that you will feed Championship matches too and he will just keep on losing.

 

That being said at Road 2 Glory you can all rest assure that the era that OCW is in right now will be changing and it will change for the better. I will win the OCW Championship and it will be going back to the only guy that can truly call himself the main event.

You should all be grateful because without me... OCW really is just DEAD!

[Chris Mania]

Did not see a full blown RP coming.

[Vincent Valmont]

You all go on and on but you all need to realise that if it wasn't for me there would not have been a LOTUS. In fact if it wasn't for me all of you new guys would all have died with Ambition. I am the only guy that took all of you and made people give a damn about you.

 

Smythe Dawonder is no different and if it wasn't for me he would have still been known as the S Jobber.

 

OCW died when the OCW Championship was taken away from me. OCW died when one man was supposed to induct me into the Hall of Fame but then decided to drop the ball.

 

When OCW was on the verge of death I was the one that brought OCW back to life even when everything was taken from me. I took on the booking job and put my professional career aside to make sure you all got a show. I carried this place on my friggin shoulder and do I get even one thanks? NO!

Instead all you all do is mock me and make jokes including your hero jay who you know as Mr Sensation. So people ask why I stab people in the back. It's because none of you appreciate anything I do! So now I am just looking out for myself.

 

When Jay took the OCW Championship away from me back in 2009, it hurt OCW. It’s has been over two years and now the OCW championship is nothing more than a disgrace.

I am glad Aries is the champion right now because when I beat him. It will make your hero and that Fraud RD Money cry inside. The funny thing is Aries used to call me a suck up. The only reason you’re champion is because you suck on jay’s balls. The fact your face was on a picture of a pay per view logo makes me sick.

It’s even more funny how mad Jay got when I called Matsuda a rookie. So he’s not a rookie because he cheated his way into a world championship match? Matsuda is nothing more than another DJ Chino that you will feed Championship matches too and he will just keep on losing.

 

That being said at Road 2 Glory you can all rest assure that the era that OCW is in right now will be changing and it will change for the better. I will win the OCW Championship and it will be going back to the only guy that can truly call himself the main event.

You should all be grateful because without me... OCW really is just DEAD!

 

You're only half right... OCW didn't die in 2009 it died when you, and that sneaky bitch Alex Robinson stole back the title from me. Then begun the reign of Ryder leading to Mayhem, and now Aries. I blame YOU... I wouldn't of lost to Ryder, and now you better hope I don't get my hands around your throat for counting me out. You better win at R2G so that OCW title can protect you because just like it's has been for myself I haven't been pinned, or submitted in almost a year since returning last year, and I'm coming after that OCW title, but it won't be same for you.

[Carlos Cruz]

I beat Leon's faggot ass. Nuff Said

[Pugh]

Can I play?

 

I’m sorry, I’m gonna have to come out here and interrupt the OCW amateur dramatic society’s performance of “The transvestite, the juice box and the illegal alien”.

Fact is Leon, you keep coming out here saying “I’m out for myself”, and you keep coming up short son. You’re a spent force, washed up – you can’t hold your own anymore Leon… and that…that is a real shame. Once upon a time, you were a viable champion… now you can’t even beat that ridiculous excuse for a wrestler Jookie Marley.

 

As for you Valmont – you’re constantly going on about how you’re this and you’re that – I have news for you Vincenzo… You’re Stretch Armstrong with a chip on his shoulder. The problem with Stretch Armstrong Valmont is this – Stretch was only good for so long… after a while, Stretch was useless. Valmont – you… you are useless.

Carlos… I don’t even know why you’re out here; you haven’t won a match since George Bush Senior was in the White House…

[Aries]

You all go on and on but you all need to realise that if it wasn't for me there would not have been a LOTUS. In fact if it wasn't for me all of you new guys would all have died with Ambition. I am the only guy that took all of you and made people give a damn about you.

 

Smythe Dawonder is no different and if it wasn't for me he would have still been known as the S Jobber.

 

OCW died when the OCW Championship was taken away from me. OCW died when one man was supposed to induct me into the Hall of Fame but then decided to drop the ball.

 

When OCW was on the verge of death I was the one that brought OCW back to life even when everything was taken from me. I took on the booking job and put my professional career aside to make sure you all got a show. I carried this place on my friggin shoulder and do I get even one thanks? NO!

Instead all you all do is mock me and make jokes including your hero jay who you know as Mr Sensation. So people ask why I stab people in the back. It's because none of you appreciate anything I do! So now I am just looking out for myself.

 

When Jay took the OCW Championship away from me back in 2009, it hurt OCW. It’s has been over two years and now the OCW championship is nothing more than a disgrace.

I am glad Aries is the champion right now because when I beat him. It will make your hero and that Fraud RD Money cry inside. The funny thing is Aries used to call me a suck up. The only reason you’re champion is because you suck on jay’s balls. The fact your face was on a picture of a pay per view logo makes me sick.

It’s even more funny how mad Jay got when I called Matsuda a rookie. So he’s not a rookie because he cheated his way into a world championship match? Matsuda is nothing more than another DJ Chino that you will feed Championship matches too and he will just keep on losing.

 

That being said at Road 2 Glory you can all rest assure that the era that OCW is in right now will be changing and it will change for the better. I will win the OCW Championship and it will be going back to the only guy that can truly call himself the main event.

You should all be grateful because without me... OCW really is just DEAD!

 

 

 

Britney, Britney, Britney...it's not enough that you have to pocket the GM's testicles in the side of your mouth like walnuts, is it? No, you have to go on rant about how you were this, and how you were that, and how you were robbed, and yadda yadda yadda. Being in a title match with the CHANCE to win the title just isn't enough for you, is it?

 

I'll agree to an extent that OCW died after you lost the title, but what once proud wrestling organization wouldn't? I mean come on! You lost the title to CHRIS F***IN' RYDER! You know, the man that wrestled referees? Yeah, that guy! How can a federation NOT go under with someone like that at the helm?

 

Then the ever unstoppable Mayhem won it. You know, the man who's dick you're afraid to take up that Sarlacc Pit you call an anus. Those of you wondering..yes I did just make a Star Wars reference, what of it?

 

For an entire year, he reigned as OCW World Heavyweight Champion until his match with me. The match where I dethroned a man weighing 200 pounds more than me. The match where OCW was reborn in me. Now, unfortunately, due to unforseen circumstances (I flaked), I left OCW in pursuit of different things, but when I came back I was better than ever.

 

With the help of a good friend, Seth Irvine, I helped make OCW interesting again. Notice I said HELPED. With the likes of Tiberius Dupree, and Matsuda, and Dimsmore, how could you carry a company? With that many talented people? It's damn near impossible. Unfortunately for these three, I said the word talented. Watch your genitalia accordingly as I hear Britney is like a succubus when it comes to talent. Drains all the energy (and semen) right out of your body.

 

You go on about how I "sucked Jay's balls", and all your accomplishments blah blah blah. You go on about how you beat Nate and Guy in ONE night, but we all know that's not your greatest accomplishment, oh no! Your greatest accomplishment is actually finding out which shade of lipstick Jay likes when he needs his "Little Hero" caressed.

 

The poster you keep going on about...the reason I was ON the poster, was because I deserved it. I worked my ass off on screen and behind the scenes. I brought a new flavor of competition to OCW with Patolomai, not you. Now notice I said how I was on the poster. ME, not just my face, ME. Now compare that to how Jay just superimposed your face on to some gay Viking warrior. Ironic much? Because you're a warrior alright, just not the kind that kicks ass and takes names. No, you're like the kind that eats ass, and gets names tattoo'd on the cheek of your ass.

 

Another reason Jay has entrusted me with Greatness (copyright of RD Money), is because I don't retire and return every single fortnight. He trusts me with this position because unlike you, I don't have to decide which GM's genitalia is the flavor of the week. Whether it be trying to eat Alex Robinson's poorly packed suitcase of a vagina. Whether it be Stacy Adams YIPEE KAY AYYYY MOTHERF***ER'ing all over your face, or whether it be you tounging the asshole of Barry White's illegitamate bastard child.

 

I may have stolen the "Best in the World" moniker Britney, but at least I haven't pretended to be something I'm not. Motherf***er of the Year? Really? Anyone with a brain and a pencil could figure out that equation. It's simple you see:

 

M-o-t-h-e-r+M+a+n(f***er) = Manf***er of the Year.

 

For your sake Britney, I hope you brought a fresh pair of panties, because at Road 2 Glory, whether its me or Matsuda walking out with that title, we both agree on one thing. It's going to be the beginning of the end for the "Age of Heart", and with it, we're going to usher in a new era. The Era of Ambition.

 

I have to go be the Best in the World somewhere else for now Britney, so behave okay? Tchau!

[Parker]

If only you faggots rp'd this good on Riot.