Riot 4/26!!!!

[Pugh]

Good one. Did Pugh write that for you?

 

<\3 :(

[Aries]

So says the man who gets his marching orders from last month's episodes of monday night raw.

 

Can I speak freely here? This isn't the show, right, so I won't be lectured by Leonheart's sour vagina. I just find it ironic that in an effort to keep up with other companies ratings, Jay continues to push the guy with both CM Punk and the Rock's tattoos, Daniel Bryan's tights, and Chris Jericho's catchphrase. I mean I get it, no American company has ever gotten fully behind a Japanese superstar, but so much for pushing new talent. I mean we have a young guy with the world title but of course that gets bumped down the card so that the company owner can be in the main event for the second year in a row.

 

I like you Aries. I really do, and I can't fault you. You are only a product of the system in which you were developed. I can't wait until after Lution, where after losing to Nate you get attacked by RD Money after a surprise return, and face him in a no holds barred match at the next PPV. Captivating stuff.

 

Its a shoot within a work within a shoot BROTHER!

 

So says the man that tried to be a miniature Muta. It's cool though, because at the end of the day I'm still better than you are. I've wrestled with constipation that was more challenging than you are. Every time I watch a Matsuda match, I'm pretty much EXPECTING the oh so beloved "Pepperton Sleeper" to end the match. Let's face it...you can't win a match without resorting to a submission. It's fine, but realize that is the exact reason you'll never be better than me. You rely on a crutch to get you through, while I rely on skill.

 

I could probably just steal CM Punk's face, and not a single person would care, because at the end of the day I get the job done. That's much more than I can say for you. Your biggest glory was a...a stable. A stable that lasted all of what? One month? Now I've had my fair share of failures, but if I had to choose the biggest fail in OCW history..it has to be Lotus. So much potential wasted on people who don't know how to put themselves over, so they needed "vets" to help them. I may copy what I see from time to time, but at least I do it well.

 

Its funny because last year when Ambition was running..I picked one rook that was going to win the title first, and that was you. Now...I wouldn't even let you lick the mud stains off of Dane's jock strap. You are a colossal failure, and a waste of time. It was nice knowing you "DEVIL". Stay classy

[Leon Valentine]

Every time I think we are going to steal the show you people keep bringing your A games. I hate you all :(

 

I had fun working with Tibby and Dimsmore this week.

 

Pugh and Suda’s angle is awesome. I am really looking forward to see who is going to win out of you guys at Lution. Pugh just a tip, you’re not going to win slapping people like that? What was that? You let Suda take you out. That was not cool.

 

Carlos Cruz I hate you ><

 

The Aries, Nate and Sensation angle is heating up. I am kinda pulling for Sensation at Lution. I actually thought you beat Aries for a second until I found out it was a midget. That and I was trying to watch and read quickly before I had to go to work this morning.

 

Smythe you should drop bloodline. You’re above them all.

 

Jookie that is not your house.

 

I am pulling for Spider at Lution. Don’t let Jookie hit you with my LKO. Seriously though you guys are doing a great job and putting the EX championship back in a good feud. I am looking forward to this match.

 

Dimsmore you seem to be on a losing streak as well. Hopefully this means we will both win our matches at Lution. Fuck Parker and Fuck Dupree.

 

Now then I wasn’t crying about the shoot Parker did. I was just giving my opinion about it and that I feel it didn’t fit being on the show as it was out of character. That’s just my opinion. I had no issue with the one Pugh did because it was in character and well written. I don’t appreciate being told our posts will be deleted and that we won’t be booked on Riot again just because you don’t like certain people’s feedback. That’s like me telling people I would delete their posts when people didn’t like the finish to the Matsuda vs Leon match. If people honestly think that looked good then that’s fine but I didn’t like it. Anyway you know my opinion and it’s the last time you see me bring this up.

 

Boxing Jesus is coming back to OCW?

 

Smythe Dawonder beat Parker AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This was all great till you put your hands on Alex. I should do a shoot on you because of the way you treat women. This is why I need to end your career so you can stop abusing women.

 

Jay’s karate kick was hilarious. Aries Got one over on you in the end that’s until Nate got one over on him. Nate has the momentum going into Lution now.

 

Tibby cheated to win against me. The refs counted slow again. Seriously I should do what Chris Ryder did and challenge all the refs at Lution 7. They count slow all the time and in dark matchess they take the Punt Kick. Fuck the refs and Fuck Tibby. I was the better man and even though he didn’t help me I hope Dimsmore beats your ass at lution.

 

All in all I am looking forward to Lution. People have been working hard and it’s paid off. Great job guys to everyone putting in the effort and I am hyped for Lution. You just never know what to expect at Lution and this year I am excited more than ever.

[Matsuda]

So says the man that tried to be a miniature Muta. It's cool though, because at the end of the day I'm still better than you are. I've wrestled with constipation that was more challenging than you are. Every time I watch a Matsuda match, I'm pretty much EXPECTING the oh so beloved "Pepperton Sleeper" to end the match. Let's face it...you can't win a match without resorting to a submission. It's fine, but realize that is the exact reason you'll never be better than me. You rely on a crutch to get you through, while I rely on skill.

 

I could probably just steal CM Punk's face, and not a single person would care, because at the end of the day I get the job done. That's much more than I can say for you. Your biggest glory was a...a stable. A stable that lasted all of what? One month? Now I've had my fair share of failures, but if I had to choose the biggest fail in OCW history..it has to be Lotus. So much potential wasted on people who don't know how to put themselves over, so they needed "vets" to help them. I may copy what I see from time to time, but at least I do it well.

 

Its funny because last year when Ambition was running..I picked one rook that was going to win the title first, and that was you. Now...I wouldn't even let you lick the mud stains off of Dane's jock strap. You are a colossal failure, and a waste of time. It was nice knowing you "DEVIL". Stay classy

 

You gotta do what you gotta do to get your foot in the door, isn't that right, CM Jericho Johnson? I mean Austin Aries--no its just Aries isn't it? Lets face it the only reason your title reign was so highly regarded was because you came after that bland ass Trevor McManus--and I've won as many matched with a sleeper as you did with a cross arm breaker. But I'm done arguing with a neanderthal, who will probably drift into obscurity shortly after this Wrestlution. In fact, I'm sure you rushed so quick to get Nate for a match was because you KNEW I would be next in line for a one on one title shot. You dodged that bullet. No matter what you are a copy cat who got his start in a copy cat company, so it's to be expected.

 

I'm done! Talk about the show!

[Aries]

You gotta do what you gotta do to get your foot in the door, isn't that right, CM Jericho Johnson? I mean Austin Aries--no its just Aries isn't it? Lets face it the only reason your title reign was so highly regarded was because you came after that bland ass Trevor McManus--and I've won as many matched with a sleeper as you did with a cross arm breaker. But I'm done arguing with a neanderthal, who will probably drift into obscurity shortly after this Wrestlution. In fact, I'm sure you rushed so quick to get Nate for a match was because you KNEW I would be next in line for a one on one title shot. You dodged that bullet. No matter what you are a copy cat who got his start in a copy cat company, so it's to be expected.

 

Obscurity you say? I we have that reversed. I think it might be you that drifts into obscurity. After Lution...what do you have? Nothing. Zilch, zip, nada. Pugh has been carrying this feud since day one, and when Lution is over...all that's going to be left of you is a generic, bland, token Japanese wrestler. You USED to be interesting, but then you took slice of reality to the brain. Like your friend Pato..you're one dimensional. What could you possibly do after WL this year? Me? It doesn't matter what I do. I could shit cauliflower, and everyone would love it.

 

OH LORDY LORD, THANK YOU FOR THIS GREAT SHIT COVERED CAULIFLOWER THAT THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME HAS BESTOWED UPON US! LORDY LORDY LORD!

 

You want to be relevant again? Come see me after Lution. After I'm done kicking Jay's dentures down his throat, I'll be sure to make you matter again.

[Matsuda]

Obscurity you say? I we have that reversed. I think it might be you that drifts into obscurity. After Lution...what do you have? Nothing. Zilch, zip, nada. Pugh has been carrying this feud since day one, and when Lution is over...all that's going to be left of you is a generic, bland, token Japanese wrestler. You USED to be interesting, but then you took slice of reality to the brain. Like your friend Pato..you're one dimensional. What could you possibly do after WL this year? Me? It doesn't matter what I do. I could shit cauliflower, and everyone would love it.

 

OH LORDY LORD, THANK YOU FOR THIS GREAT SHIT COVERED CAULIFLOWER THAT THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME HAS BESTOWED UPON US! LORDY LORDY LORD!

 

You want to be relevant again? Come see me after Lution. After I'm done kicking Jay's dentures down his throat, I'll be sure to make you matter again.

 

Its a date.

[Carlos Cruz]

Carlos Cruz I hate you ><

 

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[Chris Ryder]

So after watching Riot tonight there are a few things I'd like to comment on:

 

 

Justin Rox is still a curtain jerker, HA.

 

Jaysin is about as athletic as an 80 year old alzheimer's patient with parkinson's disease and wants to prove that fact tonight, this made me chuckle.

 

Smythe is a fucking weasel.

 

David Jackson and Vincent Valmont need to form a tag team already.

 

Jookie Marley does NOT live in that house, there's no way a Jamaican who smokes that much marry jew ana can afford a house like that, not unless his surname is Marley. Also Jookie is mad at a Spider? LOL

 

Dane wants Vincent to kill him, Vincent is a convicted rapist Dane, not a murderer, the man has standards.

 

A Spider has his hands on the EX Division Championship, so I take it Jookie suffers from Arachnophobia and encountered Spiderman or something? I am now listening to a Spider talk about wrestling in Japan, my life is complete, good promo too.

 

Tyro Kraven is still awesome and I'm surprised Dimsmore didn't fall over on the way to the ring with that towel over his head, I assume he's a fugly fellow though and is being forced to wear it, in which case my apologies.

 

GOD DAMN COMMY FISH HEADS!

 

Trolololol Parker.

 

Jesus Christ is coming to OCW, and he's bringing his boxing gloves (I hope).

 

Jaysin thinks he's the Karate Kid (hell he probably WAS The original Karate Kid) and midget Aries looks more threatening than actual Aries, I lol'd, Nate pwns his opponent and makes him tap like a girl and the sky is blue and the grass is green and this is about as common place as a paedophile in a school playground.

 

MY WEEEERULD! Vs. Da' Fire | Winner: My ears

 

The theme songs alone make me love this match, but I watched the match as well and it was pretty awesome.

 

Triple H and Undertaker end the show, with some epic movie trailer music playing in the background, BAH GAWD WILL HE END THE STREAK?!

 

And that's it, feel free to click on The Magical Dog of OCW in my sig for my thoughts on the whole Dane Xavier situation.

 

EDIT: I forgot to mention Carlos Cruz Vs. Clownshoes, match took shit load of time to load and when it did I felt an overwhelming sense to kick a puppy after seeing Clownshoes, Cruz kicked butt though, so no puppy kicking was initiated.

 

Also Pugh and Matsuda, not sure how I missed that, fucking pages must not be loading or I have the attentiveness of a kid with ADD. in any case Pugh talks shit and slaps the Sudaman, but is met with a boot to the face, lulz were had by all and by all I mean me.

 

Also Jim Black talks to a Ghost and his friend Omerta, we have fucking Jesus Christ, Spiders and Ghosts running around OCW, it's a wonder we're not on the SciFi channel right now.

[Kang James]

The Parker vs Smythe match wasnt fully uploaded, so here is the link to the match-

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3X8pWfQzyY

 

Digging the beard Kage. Smythe kinda looks like a "If Hogan were black" crossover.

[Parker]

Digging the beard Kage. Smythe kinda looks like a "If Hogan were black" crossover.

 

I honestly dont see any resemblance to Kage....

http://img15.picoodle.com/i54t/stebag/mouh_382_u9939.png

 

Or are you saying that everyone who has a beard is automatically a Kage look-a-like? :p

In that case EVERYONE WHO HAS HAIR LOOKS LIKE NATE!