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50% of you jobbed. Go home you're drunk.

 

100% of us still have our hair.

 

25% of OMG came out winners.

 

100 is equal or greater than 25.

 

Theres two of us which makes us twice as better as the four of you.

 

C4 4 LIFE

 

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The resident Asian would like to confirm the math.

 

Because 25% of OMG came out winners. It means that we are 75% better than OMG.

 

Add on the 100% of us still having our hair, it means that we are 175% better than all of OCW

 

#C4OverEverything

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The resident Asian would like to confirm the math.

 

Because 25% of OMG came out winners. It means that we are 75% better than OMG.

 

Add on the 100% of us still having our hair, it means that we are 175% better than all of OCW

 

#C4OverEverything

 

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The resident Asian would like to confirm the math.

 

Because 25% of OMG came out winners. It means that we are 75% better than OMG.

 

Add on the 100% of us still having our hair, it means that we are 175% better than all of OCW

 

#C4OverEverything

 

This would be correct if OMG abided by the simple mathematics of the common man. But we are Princes of The Universe, our worth cannot not be calculated with percentages and numeric values dialed up by two neanderthals who can't even count how many crew members their losing.

 

C4-2=C2

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This would be correct if OMG abided by the simple mathematics of the common man. But we are Princes of The Universe, our worth cannot not be calculated with percentages and numeric values dialed up by two neanderthals who can't even count how many crew members their losing.

 

C4-2=C2

 

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I'm so an English major for a reason :rolleyes: Anyway, this is what I wrote while watching the show.

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OOOOOOH you lie Scaggs, the tag titles are no where to be seen!

 

Such a polite firing. Leon's focused, but I think it'd be interesting drama to see Our Hero turn up tonight.

 

I think this RP really brings up the point of why is a doctor under management employ by OCW? Shouldn't she be out curing cancer if she's so wonderful? um..... HEY wait, that's not cool to take people out before their matches. Conspiracy!

 

I believe this is supposed to be Melina from Mortal Kombat right? Kill Bill sounds about right. Wait, she uses Friday as her theme song, we don't even do anything OCW related on Fridays :(? Oh my god I hope she dies in this match! I know the deal was for Molly to help Jessie retain and then be rewarded with a one on one shot, but I don't see any reason she couldn't double cross her, take out Anna, and then beat Jessica. Superslut botches from the top rope and Molly finally double crosses her! But a kick out :/. I didn't think Jessica would even know what a neckbreaker is, let alone how to do one. Took me forever to realize what Anna was trying to set up here, like just before she got the set up off xD. "He's holding two men" - The King. OMG! Great ending, terrifying champion, but so much better than that tart.

 

"It wouldn't be good cause I'm a good ole country boy, Country boys love to fight!" So it would be good? Or did you mean it wouldn't be good for your opponent? You just called this person fan 2, you're a dehumanizing asshole of a babyface!

 

You think the purple hair makes you look week, can you imagine how many men would by fighting over you in jail if it was still blonde? Actually this is a good day for these men, this is jail, not prison, which is a win for them.

 

I didn't realize they had retaken the record from KC, learn something every day in OCW. Is this the day that mighty Casey strikes out? Minio definitely thinks so.

 

The K.D./Malu match was a decent match, but K.D. did what he does and kind of steam rolled here.

 

Wait, Trisha didn't come back? Oh god! I hope the old in and out is a beer name.... YES the real hardcore title! Long live Bedlam! The WWECW title is so ugly.

 

I can't tell if Lindsay's voice was supposed to show up in Bedlam's RP as foreshadowing, or if that was an accident, but I think it was cool, made the show feel cohesive. I want it all and I want it now!

 

RK looks much too skinny to me to be wearing the one shoulder singlet, this is probably because I've only really seen it on Bigshow and King Kong Bundy (at least on the top of my head). I didn't realize Jamison was so sophisticated, apparently so much so that he's even dressed up for a hardcore title match xD. Westerfield is wearing a UK cape, but has the American flag titan tron so that's interesting. Westerfield just killed Bedlam with that curbstomp and he just rolls out of the ring like it ain't shit. This is chaos, like probably more chaos than any OCW hardcore match I've seen before. No time was wasted before all hell broke loose. Sherwood's chokeslam on the stairs was BRUTAL. Is RK's finisher glitched, or was that not his finisher that Sherwood just jumped up from or? Worked the second time, so I guess it was a freak occurance. I really wanted that powerslam to catch the stairs, great ending nonetheless. Once again, I'm very happy the Hardcore title looks as it should.

 

Oh good, Dupree's put together a support group. I guess being a good guy is a lot like riding a bike, you just hop right back into the role.

 

Matsuda totally projects a persona larger than his person. Like he's intimidating, and then you look at him and laugh. And then he kicks your teeth down your throat. I'm pumped for this match though.

 

I knew there was an alterior motive for cutting Cody's hair, you took it as a wig for yourself! So the ring comment wasn't just something random xD. An interesting mash up of Suda styles, I'll be honest I feel like it was a little too big time for this match/PPV but I liked the edit nonetheless. I think everyone knew in the bottom of their hearts that this was going to be a ladder match. It's not all that often that we see Suda match up against someone that's going to match his speed, so this is fun to watch. I liked the match personally.

 

Takes balls to wear a Bronco's jersey in Seattle right now. Jim needs a dunce cap, girls don't run the world. Pugh talks a big game, but triple threats are a bit of a dice roll so we'll see.

 

Not only are we not half way through the show, but Anna wrestled on the show.... I'm going to understand the fact that a woman such as herself probably didn't waste time showering after, but still, DAMN! They started this fighting each other, and end it kicking everyone else's ass. Yeah, that makes sense.

 

No entrances on a title match :(, definitely takes away some from the ambiance. I guess the three finisher rule doesn't apply to cage matches? I kind of figured it applied to all matches, but I could see why in matches like a ladder match or cage match if you get up you don't want to just stand there and have it look stupid. But this match has been 85% Trance up to this point (I'm about 2/3 of the way done). Either there's lag with the meter or Trance SUCKS at this mini game. If you lose now you have no one to blame but yourself xD. It sounds like the fans are chanting HHH, even in OCW HHH goes over! By God I think he's finally done it. Tobin was close to getting him, but with as many finishers as Trance hit in the match, he deserved that one.

 

What prestigious job hasn't this woman held? I don't see OMG as really being the type of group to pool their resources. Especially not Matsuda. Dupree was the World Champion of the greatest wrestling federation for like a long ass time, I'm sure his salary that year with his PPV bonuses and things was astronomical, so those shoes must be made of fucking diamond. Dupree gets the first pick. It's like pokemon when you go to professor oak and pick your pokemon. Lucky dog.

 

Careful, some walls fight back Mugen. At least half of the RP's this PPV have mentioned someone dying, we're a terrible group of human beings :) . I don't think I like Mugen's theme very much. It seems more like something you'd hear in a filler track; it lacks personality. Oh good, an outfit to match your hair. See, I'd normally root for Dupree over Mugen, but a bald Mugen isn't as funny as a bald Dupree (even if you go shaolin monk as you all mentioned). I always forget how fast you get damaged in this game, not all that far into the match and Dupree's already orange yellow. This match so far has just been one big momentum swing. Mugen controlled the first half and now Dupree is dismantling him. DOH, Mugen biffs it on the outside. The lariat is an awesome sig, but tell me that pump up in the corner doesn't look kind of like someone breathing through a panic attack xD. This ending is intense! Or was, it's over now, but it went right down to the wire, good match from both of them....................................... DOUCHE BAG!!!!! Where's OMG? Dimsmore's not even on the card, he should be here helping! There's gonna be hell to pay for that one.

 

Fair enough, Tobin should go back after the belt. That is assuming of course he doesn't get a chance to walk out of here World Champion.

 

Leon still thinks JCS is coming back to muck everything up? He doesn't have much time left to do it in, but I guess if you were going to pick something to ruin it'd be the main event.

 

Pugh you are such an asshole xD. McGee is a LIAR. Good for you though, I wouldn't have told me either. I hope you walk out of this one with that belt! How many times will we ever see Pato hit a DDT like that, that was damn quick for someone of his size. Stealing the pin after that kip-up elbow: genius! Pugh did it again. Who is this video for.......... Oh god, I forgot he had this, or had I guess xD. Oh, if I were Pugh I woulda kept that shit so it couldn't be cashed in on me.

 

I think this was a great PPV match quality wise, the writing was good too, so overall I really liked this PPV.

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