REV's OCW Turmoil 11-18-2008

[Kip Conrad]

only an ex-con and prison wife could see that.

[Eddie Mace]

Can my prison wife be Stacy Clark?

[Alex Cooper]

Jay, why haven't you updated the Champions page with my historic title win yet?

[Parker]

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[K.Dangelo]

Good Show Blade I thought you almost had it Damn!

[Kip Conrad]

Can my prison wife be Stacy Clark?

 

if putting a wig on ajax makes you happy by all means..!

[Vincent Valmont]

Welcome to Valmont

Not much to say. Another week, another show, another lack of discussion.

 

Page 1-

Looks like the duo of VFM and Blade are back on the same page again. But Blade did make a valid point. Can VFM be trusted?

 

Ryder vs Amart vs Irving vs Kip 3.5/5- What should've been expected with most 4ways, lag problems. Good paced action for a battle royal. Nothing really stood out, as it was a basic enough 4way. Aside from the lag, this match wasn't a cluster. Congrats to all 4 men not jobbing to targetting. I can't say I was surprised at the final 2 men that was left standing. I was however surprised that Kip was still without any red limb dmg heading into the end, but he really was on point from beginning to the end. Sadly I couldn't see who won because near the end of the match it froze. Just when it started to get good with a fin reversal by Ryder, and it freezes right after the botched running grapple and euro uppercut.

 

Deano's return to the I-Gen lockeroom. Need I say more?

 

Page 2-

Hardcore Tour #5 - VV vs B.Dragon - Not commenting, but I hope that yall enjoyed the match, and the promo.

 

Cooper's RP with Regan was golden. It's going to be fun to see big ass Coop try to climb a ladder. Either way it's a win win scenario, as I get to see Parker get beat down some. :)

 

Page 3-

The Wonders made their presence known. I like the new theme. Smythe, and cousin Wesley are tag champs....god help us all. Will anyone defeat them?

 

Parker vs Cooper 4/5- A match I was looking forward to, just so I could see Parker get hurt. I lol'ed at Parker having to look high during the beginning staredown. For some reason I got a quick flashback of Rocky fighting Hogan in Rocky 3. I had a big smile on my face during this whole match. From getting thrown out the ring, to the ladder hits I was smiling. Although I will give props to Parker, as he did try to fight off Coop. The botches at grabbing the belt by Coop was just priceless. How many times was Parker going to get thrown out that ring? After that 2nd superplex off ladder, I assumed Parker was dead. With a grin on my face I thought Parker was just going to flop up out of nowhere when that last song at the end came on, I don't know why. Congrats to the winner, and both performances. This was a really enjoyable ladder match.

 

Jaysin contacts the retired midget on vacation. I wonder what Jay has interests of finding Guy Fuasto?

 

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Like others have said, Coops' RP was flawless this week. This RP reminded me of the remake of The Longest Yard, when Nash played the security guard and was given estrogen!

 

CJ vs O.D 3/5- I swear CJ looks like Kip in his intro. What's with the theme change, O.D? For a ex bout between the reigning ex-champ, and underdog CJ Hoppus. I thought I was going to see alot of fast paced action, and some nice ex moves. For some reason you always want to root for CJ in a match, I guess it has something to do with being "The Underdog". Wasn't a bad 1on1, but just didn't feel like a match between two ex-divsion wrestlers. Congrats to the winner.

 

Leon comes to the ring, and cuts a RP the way that only the emo could. Seems like he still got a decision to make.

 

Page 5-

Simple backstage RP with Blade and VFM. Does this mean we won't be seeing Rev Inc colors tonight?

 

S.E.X vs Rev Inc 3.5/5- I marked to see S.E.X make it's return, but they should've wore a condom. Maybe it would've protected them from Mr. Montpellier. Gaines is ordered to leave, and Deano makes his in-ring debut going 1on1 against Blade's as well. Match would've been awesome if it was a 2on1 tag, as I hate manager views. Both men seemed to not lost a step in the ring, as Blade got the red limb dmg first. The ending was a total wtf moment, and I'm not spoiling it. Gotta watch to find out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Versus]

The ending was a total wtf moment, and I'm not spoiling it. Gotta watch to find out.

 

And that's exactly why nobody will know. :)

 

Good job on the review AGAIN VV. Cheers bud.

[Eddie Mace]

Yeah shame about that. Do yourselves a favor, WATCH.

[Michael Morrison]

FAVORITE QUOTES

 

Blade: ...He looks like Versus but it’s not the guy I remember....not anymore..... So I came back, not to Save Us....not to Save Me....but to Save....Him....If that means I get the old Versus back or.......We don’t have any more Mr Montpellier....

(Great opening RP that gets the energy flowing.)

 

VFM: Sometimes jackasses can't see the forest through the trees man.

 

(I just like the word "jackass". Been using it allot lately.)

 

Nathan: It doesn't matter who you are or what you do, tonight there's a good chance Versus and that other guy are going to get "double penetrated"

 

(I'd say it was taken out of context... but I'm not really sure if it is.)

 

Cooper: “Yeah, a ladder match for no reason, that makes a lot of sense there. It's for the WWE Championship and you're just trying to discourage me so I don't give it my all. Technically, since I'm suppose to be a huge dick right now, I should jackknife you through a table for that. But since you're giving me an opportunity at the WWE Championship, I'll let you pass for now.”

(You gotta read the whole thing. I love that 4th wall.)

 

Smythe: And you aren't saying the rest... Wesley were in Belgium... there is NOTHING worth giving your number to in Belgium.

 

(My wife is from there... jackass.)

 

Sensation: “It isn't when I want to stay afloat in a diamond shark tark fused with the ashes of Jesus and Mother Theresa.”

 

(How often do I get to correct Jaysin's spelling? It's shark tank not tark... although, Shark Tark is kind of catchy... like something you pop in the toaster for a while or something.)

 

Sensation: “Fine then, Vic. Write your tell all. Maybe knowing that the head of the company loves the artistic works of pre-teen Disney singers will help me recapture the pre-teen girl demographic that I've been losing since Heaton dropped off the face of the earth.

 

(Haha... Heaton. Where is that little bugger? I have to admit, I kind of miss making fun of him. Come back, TiT.)

 

Vimes: “...and if you try to lord anything over me again, I'm telling the world you're the world's biggest fan of Hanna Montana.”

 

A beep is heard, signifing the end of the call. Jay frowns, and looks to his phone, presses some buttons, and looks towards the screen lovingly as some pop music plays.

 

Sensation: “They just don't understand our special relationship, Miley...”

 

(This RP is on fire with quality, water-cooler worthy discussion.)

 

Cooper: “Don't be a hater, Trisha. This is my dream. I am proud to be the new WWE Champion and I will defend it like a fighting champion, against any comer who wants to face me for my title. I'm going to celebrate this with extra tea. Bonsai Tree gets bonus fertilizer. I'm hoping for another legendary run, just like Diesel. Only I hope house show attendance doesn't plummet under my reign like it did his...”

 

(Once again, you really gotta read the RP's.)

 

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Just wanted to give some shout outs. The Omega/Hoppus match makes me wish 2009 was already here, because I think the Ex-Division will benefit with the changes made in SvR, not that OD isn't doing a fine job with what he has now.

 

In fact, I'd almost go so far as to say it's one of my favorite versions of SvR. I'm not sure if it's because everything has been so bad that I've forgotten what a good SvR game is, or if it's because they actually made a decent fucking game. Either way, make me proud you little flying Asians and Mexicans.

 

Also... smooth move, Parker. Remember to hit the "stop recording" button at the end of the match lol. Like I said, I love that 4th wall. That reminds me: why has no one in OCW made a team/faction called the 4th Wall? We need a faction to take on the Inner Circle.

 

This is Mad Mike, reminding everyone that you can never go back home... isn't that right, Blade O_o