Chris Ryder

I'll have something written up and added later today Regan, count on it.

Smythe is a rapper who's, gonna' get his ass kicked. Word.

I told you, you should've stuck with that personal bodyguard. But NOOO, you had to go all nohomo on the guy, now HE needs a personal bodyguard.

This show is proof, that 2009 is going to be one great year for OCW. So many people are starting to build their new Gimmicks, I just hope they can all keep it up, it'd be great to see some new people shine, and at the same time, see the vet's do something different. I honestly can't wait for Turmoil, the next month ahead should be a blast.

The following took place during the Christmas Break in OCW. The camera comes into focus, showing a large movie set, people are rushing around, trying to get things done, the camera slowly moves right, we can hear talking in the background, but there's no visual sign as to where it's coming from. ???: "So I said "SHUT THE HELL UP, AND BRING ME MY WATER!", and then I slapped him, RIGHT in the face" ???: "Oh wow, that's just golden babe!" ???: "I know, right?" The camera continues moving right, that's when Chris Ryder and OCW's Rookie of the Year Kip Conrad come into shot. Both are laughing, sitting down in their movie star chairs, holding bottles of water in their hands. Both seem to be wearing shades, and three piece suits. Ryder: "I'm tempted to throw this bottle of water at that god damn Director, he doesn't know how to handle his talent, AT all" Conrad: "I know what you mean, the man doesn't seem to understand that the STARS needs, come FIRST. And by needs I mean ALL NEEDS! BIG or small. When your star says jump he says HOW HIGH!" Ryder: "Much like the help in OCW ... Speaking of which, our title match is coming up" Conrad: "I think you mean, our Title WIN, is coming up" Both men, snobbingly Laugh and smile as the toast the water bottles to each other and enjoy the high life.. Ryder: "Yes, yes, I do. Bloodline, ugh, they make me sick to my million dollar stomach" Conrad: "Indeed, and that's bad for money, it's bad for Hollywood and in turn is bad for our economy. So if you think about it Bloodline is at fault for these hard times in which I don't feel at all" Both men laugh again, almost in the exact same way. Ryder: "Ah .... Too funny Kip. But yes, those titles are as good as ours, and at Turmoil, I'll be celebrating my title win. With a grand entrance, you tune in my friend, it'll be quite a site to see" Conrad: "So will this film." Ryder: "Yeah, who knew they'd come up with another Men in Black?" Conrad: "Hey, Will Smith may have made the debut do well, but we're gonna' make this legendary" Chris starts to imitate Will Smith, badly. Ryder: "Oh hey, I'm Will Smith, I'm a rapper who doesn't swear" Once again, both men laugh. Chris opens up the bottle of water he's holding and takes a sip, a few seconds later, however; he spits out the water. Ryder: "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! I DID NOT ASKED FOR THIS!" Conrad: "You got that horrible fruit water crap again? That stuff is so bad for your complexion not to mention it will go straight to your love handles with all that sugar." Ryder: "I will not stand for this AGAIN! Where is the help?" Chris looks around, before spotting a member of the crew, at the other end of the room. Ryder: "Oh I'm gonna' give that guy a piece of my mind" Conrad: "No Chris, you don't-" Chris holds his hand up to Kip, and looks at him. Ryder: "I got this" Kip holds his hands up, as if to say "Okay then", Chris walks over to the Man, and taps him on the shoulder. The man turns around, and is met with a bottle full of water on his head. Ryder: "YOU LIKE THAT? HUH?! YEAH, I BET YOU DO!" The man just stands there, with water over his head, Chris laughs and throws the bottle on the floor, before turning around and walking away. As he does, the man grabs his arm and pulls him back, before kicking Chris in the back with a karate kick. Man: "KEEYAAAAH!" Ryder: "AAAAAHHH!" Chris' face tells the story, tears begin to roll from his eyes, before the man let's go and let's him fall to the ground. Chris lies there, as Kip tries not to laugh in the background. The man then walks off-screen as Chris looks up at the camera, almost in tears, holding his back. Ryder: "STOP THE CAMERA ..... I SAID, STOP ROLLING DAMN IT ..... Ugh, and get me to a hospital, KIP?! KIP, GET ME TO A HOSPITAL!" Kip walks up to Ryder and helps him to his feet, as the camera fades out. Audio can still be heard in the background, as the screen goes black. Conrad: "I guess you met the new stunt man then, he is in incredible shape, did you see how tone he is? He is so fetch! " Ryder looks at Kip and Kip quickly replys. Conrad: No Homo. This piece of footage was brought to you by ... [ame=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=klG9G4BDLtA]YouTube - ubu productions 1982[/ame]

Congrats to all the winners, I'm sure you all deserve what you have earned. Unless you voted for yourself of course, in which case, you have quite a large ego. /Eyeballs Kang But on a serious note, I personally hope 2009 brings better days to all of us, and to the top E-Fed in online history. On with 09'!

A deserved rematch, may the best man win Trance. To the glory days we go!

Wow, that is one happy motherfucker.

Well that sucks, but I guess it's better to wait and have more people, than do it now and have three. :(

Since I didn't say it yet. Merry Christmas ya' filthy animals *Bang bang* And a Happy new year *Bang*

Get the FUCK out of America! ... Wait a second ...

Merry Christmas to everyone in OCW! ... Is she our present? HEY, you were all wondering the same thing!

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What are you talking about? We faced off for the TV title, in the triple threat elimination with Brad Bauer, where if I recall, I pinned you one on one, after Bauer was eliminated. I also remember losing the title to you (My memory isn't so good right now, Flu and all that) and I gave you your props on winning the match. Stop moaning about it already, and give me my fucking due, like I gave you yours a long time ago.

In the end, it's clear who to blame for the three way being booked in the first place, the people who voted for it. That's right, you all asked for it, all I did was what I set out to do from the start, and that was to win the match. Personally, I wanted a singles match with Trance (I'm not a fan of Triple Threat matches) but in the end, the people voted. Now I have nothing more to say on the matter. But what I will say, is that I hope I can bring enough Prestige to this Title, as I did to the TV Title. I also hope I can help the EX Division, and bring it back to it's glory days, once again.

What's the difference? You still lost.

Let us not forget, Jacob Transitional Champion.

*Walks into Thread, takes off shades, and stares at the Camera* Probably not, it's too fucking awesome of a power. *Puts in shades, walks out of thread*

Very good show indeed, Microsoft Samsation is quite mark worthy, along with Kuuuuuuuuung Aires. The Tag Tounry match involving Myself, Regan, Kavito and Baxter got screwed up, when three of us weren't able to make it, Baxter must've tried to replace everyone. Luckly it'll get done for Tuesday, I promice you that much.

Jacob Trance Vs. Black Dragon Vs. KD Angelo Bonus points, woo ..... *sigh* Nobody wins really.

I was about to say the EXACT same thing, but thank you nontheless CJ.

UP THE BLADES, WOOOOOOOO! Finally in Sheffield! Tis' a great sight to see.

I was gonna' say something about it, something needs to be done. I should be put on the card ASAP, thanks for bringing it up Wesley.

Either way, you come out looking really stupid.

Damn it, that Jew is STILL on the move? http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Nazi%20Cat.jpg *Pats Kitty on the head* Shush Kitty, we'll find him ... soon enough. Anyway, a little problem with my RP. I was half asleep at the time of writing it, and forgot who I was facing (I did my match a while before-hand, did other stuff afterwards yadda yadda yadda) so I thought to myself "He was a big, roided up dude", and then I just rolled with it.