Chris Ryder

Carlos was fine with it, we all know it's his move, and it's perfectly legal. I've done nothing wrong.

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You've been in the same position on the card since you've been here. You're like the slacker box boy in Pathmark. Go away

You're not a Champion, I am. Give me the shot, or I sue Staff for holding the white man down.

Maybe he's speaking a foreign language Trips. Like: "I of the Ortiz family offer you of the Trips family a penny of the wallet I hold in my hand" It's probably a variation of Pig-Latin or something.

That does it, I'm putting the lyrics in my sig.

It's Teeter Totter.

-_- = - ( Well at least make me Cak- ;_;

People, people, relax, there's a more important matter at hand to discuss at this point in time, a matter that in my eyes, is much more important than anything being discussed at the moment. And that matter is, who the HELL is going to throw me a celebration bash, for clawing my way through, what was clearly, a hard fought battle of the ages? I want a party thrown in my honour, damnit! And chocolate cake ;_;

You should probably fix your own first. I really can't believe it, this CHILD is a contender for MY Championship? HAR I SAY! HAR!

I have to defend my championship now? If I wasn't an all-round great, kind, loyal person, I'd sue this company for forcing an injured man (My nose was broken by a member of this company's staff, and it still hurts!) to compete! But no, I shall fight, and I shall claim dominance over this Christ fellow. THEN I'll sue this company!

God damn it, I need my translator again. But anyway, in my eyes, there's no real big problem, just lazy people, once everybody starts submitting content and commenting on shows again (Which isn't that hard), OCW will be a happier place, and RD Money will finally admit I'm ten times the man/wrestler/CoD player he'll ever be.

That was extremely offensive Dangelo. You make me so proud.

So we're back in action eh? This could be an interesting few weeks ahead, it's time to see who really cares about OCW. As an added note, it's an alright card.

Two very nice matches, although the main event was glitchy and almost unwatchable (due to the speed of it), I'm unable to comment on it completly, but it was still alright overall. The finish the tag match was very nice, spot reversals and finisher turn-arounds, out of nowhere! Very nicely done folks. In the end, I think it was a stroke of bad luck that hit the debut of this show, I believe it deserves a bigger format (ala Riot template) and a second chance, in order to really shine. Props to the GM, for trying to make something out of nothing.

AND BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL! http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Avk853M-UIE/RlcsHA0LD6I/AAAAAAAAAAU/Q-DSzJ-UZwM/s320/he-man_01.jpg

Yeeeeeeah, I don't think Jaysin could afford to have Ozzy Osbourne appear in an online E-Fed. But if he DOES show up, woo! Awesome stuff.

In the opening match-up tonight, we have the returning DJ Chino, facing off against my official protection K Dangelo. I know KD's got this, but he better be careful of Chino, that man can make a comeback out of nowhere. It seems like both men are going for it all, complete and utter offence from both sides, constant movement from Chino, as is expected, from a pioneer of the EX Division. Chino is on fire right now, but every time he goes to hit something big, KD just stomps him down, it's your classic David Vs. Goliath stories. It's all pretty even stevens (hi Parker!) for a long period of the match, until KD starts to take advantage of the weight difference, and puts Chino to bed, with what can only be described as a "What the fuck did he just do?" Finisher. Good match from both men, Chino is showing little ring rust, and KD is improving in singles competition. Next up is my match against Knox, I shant comment on it, as I'm involved. One thing I will say, is Knox is good competitor, worth watching for you lazy fuckers out there. Next we have a MEETING OF THE MONSTERS, The Vindicator Vs. Mayhem! This should be quite a battle of the big bad wolves. Looking at the entrances, I thought I was watching The Undertaker come out to the ring, twice. As expected, these two Monsters went right off with the offence, both men trying to show they're the stronger of the two. A nice spot later on, where Vindicator rushes at Mayhem, only to get a chair in the gut, and a DDT onto the Chair, I lol'd. More carnage on the outside, Mayhem knocking out Vindicator with the RIng Bell looked nasty as hell, considering the man delivering the blow reminds you of how Satan would look in a life form. OH there's goes the table, I hope they get that replaced before the next match (wink wink). After a long period of DDTs onto chairs, neck breaking with chairs, and ... sitting on chairs, the Monster Mayhem, crushes Vindicators head on the chair, WITH THE STEEL STEPS! Now THAT'S just painful to even think about. OH MY GOD, what a finisher by Mayhem! Right onto the steel steps, a very nice spot indeed, what I don't understand, is why he didn't go for the pin, giving Vindicator another chance to grab the W. Not a fan of how this one ended, but that's how she goes I suppose, it was still a good match between the two, they showed why they're both the Monsters, and why we should fear them. The ME of the evening, is Wesley going up against Deano Horse. As expected, a lot of back and forth action, and very fast paced. A lot of nice moves flowing together from Wesley, and Deano showing some of his cool spots as well, it's hard to tell which way this is going to go. Deano is really starting to take over early on, as Wesley starts to go finishable pretty damn quickly, I'd say Deano is proving to be a problem for the EX Champion, it's all a matter of if and when he'll get back into this. Deano really should try and end this quick, if he doesn't want a comeback on his hands, which is looking more and more likely. OH SNAP, Deano goes for the Superkick AAAAAND REVERSAL! Wesley is right back in this thing, he's still got a mountain to climb, but if anyone can do it, it's the EX Champion. Slowly but surly, Wesley makes a comeback, and Deano is officially in trouble now. After a long period of more back and forth action, HOLY CRAP finisher reversal, not only that, but from the TOP ROPE! Ariel reversal everybody! Proof that it's possible right there! Now Wesley has a real chance of winning this, that's the seconde finisher reversal for him in this match. A nasty kick from Wesley, giving Deano some blood to look at, it seems like this match may never end, it's that close. MORE FINISHER REVERSALS! Again from Wesley, that man really wants to win this match, and I don't blame him. Gotta' feel sorry for Deano, the man has had this match finished, countless times. And finally, the match is called to an end, with the Frog Splash, a brilliant match from Deano and Wesley, the latter of whom put a great effort to stay in the game. Overall, a great show to head into Wrestlution IV with, a lot of people are gonna' be on their game sunday, you can tell. So keep watching everybody, because I have a feeling this is gonna' be a big weekend.

I'll try and watch the show tonight, if not I'll watch it in the morning. It's been a busy past few days, but I'm not missing this show.

I'm gonna' need to get my Lawyer re-hired. Fuck.

The opening match-up between Omega Dragon and Chris Baxter, aside from Baxter clearly wanting to quick grapple half the time (Multiple attempts within five seconds, made me lol), and a bit of tylering here and there, it's not that bad of a match. A lot of high flying (expected), a lot of weapon use, and a few great spots (I.E: Ring bell to a running Baxter's head, Hurricanrana off the table). The match just dragged out, way too long in my opinion. If you know the match you've done, was dragged out, and has a lot of repetition in it, then cut out the boring bits, it saves the match itself, if you do that. The finish was okay, but I'd like to point that Baxter and Cruz have the same CAF, you two might want to talk to each other about that. The next match-up ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Cough* Moving right along. This is a very close match-up, which is a surprise to a lot of people. It was an up-hill battle for Carlos, and he did a great job of staying on level with "The Chyamp". A true sign of change in a player, here in OCW (IMO), is when they step up and beat somebody you don't think they're going to beat. Leon did the same thing, when he won the OCW title, now we just have to wait and see if Carlos can do what he did last year. It was a really close match, right until the end, Carlos came out of nowhere to get this one, and full props to him for getting the W. Our first main event, involves Smythe DaWonder against the Turmoil GM, Ronald Regan. Doesn't Regan remind you of an old Kurt Angle? I know, me too right? Anyway, onto to the match. The old man is putting up one hell of a fight, I'll give him credit for that, but you can't beat a rapper you shouldn't have fucked with, surly. Regan hit Smythe right in his chocolate salty balls! Poor Smythe, looks like he'll feeling that in the morning. A lot of back and forth action, but Smythe seems to have the upper hand throughout, but drawing near the end, Regan starts to get some momentum, and could go on to win this thing. Smythe knocking out the referee, as Regan threw him at him (Smythe) was priceless, Nick Patrick is always getting knocked out, poor guy. Getting to the end, and it's obvious Smythe is in control, hitting the Wonderful Dream again ... and again .... and again, before climbing out of the cage, with the victory. It was good match, well worth a ME slot. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL FOLKS! Our final match of the evening, is VFM Vs. The "Maniac" Matt Wilson. Obviously, Matt recorded this match, wanna' know how I know that? Hurt was the first thing I heard when this match started, that's how I know. With this match involving the likes of VFM and the Maniac, it was bound to be a 5-Star classic. Back and forth action, constant reversals from both parties, as it should be. Always remember people "Reversing with top triggers, is better than reversing with the strike button", that's the key to winning matches, AND looking good in the ring, at the same time. VFM starts to get the upper hand later on, as Matt starts to get red, but out of nowhere BAMN, CHOKESLAM BITCH! And Matt's right back in this. My god, the back and forth fist fights between these two, AWESOMENESS! Really close contest now, it's all a matter of who can get that momentum up, and hit their finisher quick enough. As a wrote that last part, I noticed this: FINISH REVERSAL / FINISHER REVERSAL / FINISHER REVERSAL. Along with a brilliant finish from the VICE Pres, a perfect way top off a great show this week. I recommend anyone who doesn't normally watch a whole show, to watch this, it's really the perfect build up to Wrestlution IV, which is bound to kick a few people in the ass, and change OCW for the better, for 2009. Now excuse me, while I go listen to some Hurt.

What he said.

The opening match had a lot of high flying in it, as it should, being EX. Early on, it seemed like Aries was the man who was going to take this, but later on, everybody started to wear and tear. O.D's finisher is way too fast IMO, I don't think even God could perform a move that fast. The end was alright, Baxter jumping on the top rope, and wasting his Signature move, made me lol. Parker Vs. Valmont, it was a good match, Parker is always gonna' be a struggle to deal with in the ring, and it showed against V.V. Valmont tried to stay on level with Stevens, it was clear, but it wasn't enough. Parker was unlucky to get a rope break the first time around, because after that, Valmont almost got back into it. Props to Parker, for doing a great job, and unlucky Vincent. The after-match RP was good too, some nice build up for Lution right there. I'm also liking the attire of _____, it kicks arse. The next match of the evening, is the Dimension EX #6 Slot Qualifier match. Now since I'm involved in this match, I shall not comment on it. But I will say, that it's always fun, playing against Knox and Trance, and I look forward to facing them both again at some point, in the future. HOLY SNOT BALLS ON A STICK! The finish to the show was madder than Michael Morrison. Like 'Big' Al says, what does this all mean for Wrestlution IV? This is going to be one of the biggest Pay Per Views, OCW has ever hosted, I can promise you that. Well, Sinful Saturday was a short, but to the point show. It had matches of good quality, some storyline progression, and a shocking finish. This proved, that we don't need 6 pages of content, to put on a brilliant performance. Great job to everybody involved, and see you all Tuesday.

Like I did with Turmoil, I'll watch the show either tonight, or tomorrow morning. My sleeping pattern is all screwed up, and I've had no sleep. But lord knows I'm not missing this show, it's got a plot twist written all over it (see M.E match). By the way, where are all the comments? The show wasn't posted too late last night (I know because, I was still awake, and half asleep. Much like I am, right now, this SUCKS! :(), where's the feedback everybody?

KD isn't holding a Tag Championship, Aries is. We're currently fueding, yet we're the Tag Champions, this is because Aries wanted to prove to the world that Ryder is still a good person, by helping him defend the titles, which in turn, got him one of them. Now THAT'S a twist, if you ask me. And there's still more to come, keep an eye out.