Chris Ryder

Here's what stood out for me, in terms of matches. I won't be mentioning RPs, as to avoid spoiling any storylines for anyone else. First off, I thought Carlos Cruz beating Poe, was a shocking result, so props to Carlos, for no doubt, turning some heads. That Zany Mexican is stepping it up a notch. The next match involves myself, so I'll leave that review to others. But I will say that some RPs were supposed to be added to this match, but Aries can't read properly, that's all I'll say on the matter, god damn Aries and his lame reading skills. Seth Irving has one the top entrance attires I've seen this year, though Mania is pretty damn close as well. Both men were close as hell for a long time, until Mania started to shine, finally hitting the nail on the head, or in this case, his arm, with a big ass CFC. Next up, Matt Wilson against Parker Stevens. I like Matt's entrance attire, I assume Seth did the design, that man is crazy at designing shirts. I always lol at the Busted Nut Inc. logo, DON'T BUST A NUT MAAAAAN! Onto the match, and holy crap, Parker is on fire, gotta' feel sorry for Wilson, wrong place, wrong time I suppose. He tries to make a comeback, but it doesn't last long, Parker hits the Elbow, and calls it a day. OHHHHH YEEEEAAH! (Sorry, I had to). Final match of the evening, and we have the MONSTER Vs. The Rapper you don't wanna' suck with Vs. THE LITTLE MONSTER. This was a match made in hell, probably by Mayhem himself (he's in with Satan I hear), because god damn, people are getting their ass' kick, it's like they take turns in beating each other down, and claiming dominance. Soon there's Chairs and 2X4 being thrown around, this is bat shit insane! We've also got a flying Mayhem, and spinning wheel kicking Smythe, when did this become the EX Division?! This match gets taken to the outside, and Vinni get's fucking tossed onto the table by Mayhem, that shit right there, is hardcore. Smythe must be like "Damn, I'm fighting death, and his son here!", too bad people from hell hate Rap, Smythe should've taken up Guitar. Man, Smythe is getting every finisher the Monster can bring to the table. And in the end, it pays off for the Monster, as he gets the pinfall. A great show this week, a lot of nice build up towards Lution next week, but it ant' over yet folks, oh no, there's more to come, and it continues this Saturday, you better be logged on people, it should be a good en'.

I promise to watch the whole show tonight, and leave my thoughts on what stood out for me the most. Should be a good en'.

You're wrong, I disa.... Shit, we're doing it again.

I know reacting on these Boards differs, from how you would in the Real World Steve. You're drifting from the actual matter at hand. I'm asking you, if you cared about OCW enough, wouldn't you do anything you could, to make sure it's a good place, and that the Community is happy? To end my side of things, I sort of agree with your statement about the Shoutbox. I agree that it's part of the problem, with the inactivity on Forums. But I don't believe it's the main cause. That's all folks, back to talking about the Card and how Lution is gonna' blow the roof off of this place.

So if this family, was OCW. You're saying you'd ignore an arguement and leave? You and I both know, that's not what you'd do Steve. You'd defend your family, if you knew it was worth fighting for. I'm all for an open discussion, much like this. Which is why we're still talking about this, we need this conflict sometimes, clearly. But to the point, where people don't even want to talk anymore? No. This is mainly because, everyone believes they're right about everything. I know you think that's a good thing Steve, that we have more open opinions (and in some cases, it is), but not when it's destroying the Community. As for comparing me to the Religious fundys, if being one of those people, means trying to get people to realize, that the place we're all typing on right now, is dying, and we're doing fuck all to help it? Then strap me with a Bible and call me the Holy Father of OCW, because this shit needs to change.

I never said anything about Bold and his Opinion, like I said Steve, I'm talking about the whole thing in General. Now I've always respected your opinion, whether I like it, or not, because I know you'll fight to prove your point. Now this could go back and forth for the next three years, and we'll probably have no E-Fed by then. But it seems like you feel you need to prove your right, even if it means our E-Fed going six feet under. Yes, every man has the right to voice their opinion. But you wouldn't let a random person walk upto you in the street, and insult your family, without doing something to stop it, would you? Whether what they're saying is right or wrong, they're hurting something you care about. This place is like a second Family to many of us, including me. So when I see someone shitting on it, causing it to slowly die, I feel the need to do something, to stop that happening. Poe touched on another subject, that needs seeing to. Couch potatos in OCW, if you're not active, then in my opinion, your judgement shouldn't matter, when it comes to in-ring/show matters, since you're not playing the game (SvR & RP/Fued wise) activly, in OCW.

I'm not trying to silence people Steve, I'm trying to say that people need to be more positive about things in general. Don't take it the wrong way mate, it wasn't intended to be the way you think. I'm saying, that we should praise people when they do good work, not just when they fuck up. Because latley, it seems to be happening a lot. I mean look at the matches we've gotten on this Card, they're great, but some people still SOMEHOW find something negative to say, about the biggest PPV in OCW's history. Is it because they're not on the card? Maybe. Is it because they're not as high up the card as they want to be? Fuck knows. Is it because they didn't get the match they wanted? I don't fuckin' know! But that doesn't mean you have to note the negative shit and stick on it. I know some people here get what I'm saying, even if you don't Steve, and I have no problem with that. I've said what I felt I needed to say, because I care about this place, and I don't wanna' see it die out, like the rest of the lower grade E-Feds on the internet.

You know, I tend to sit in the dark on most discussions on the Forums, because they always turn out the same way, both sides give up proving their point, because the other side refuses to accept the first sides opinion. But since the biggest PPV for our E-Fed is coming up, and this shit is STILL going on, I want to give my two cents, and leave it at that. First off, this Card is nothing like last years card, or the one the year before that, or the one the year before that and so forth. Why? Because IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THE PREVIOUS WRESTLUTIONS! We're making history, not repeating it people. And you know what else? I have HAD IT with this whole fucking inactivity/what happened to OCW/Community is dying BULLSHIT. There are complaints about how things are dying out, the Community is on the brink of death Etc. Well who's saying all this? The fucking Community, it's like telling people you're dying because you eat too much, and then you take a fucking bite out of the death burger. If we want to stay alive for another Year, it's upto US to make that happen. I've been a victim of this lazy shit in the past, I'll admit it. But I'm sick of it, this community needs nothing more than to comment on shows, give people their props, and get their own shit done. This is OC FUCKING W, you can call me a copy/paster for saying this shit, but it needs to be said, again and again and again and again, until we all wake up, and realize what's happening to the house we all built, it's getting fucking bombed down by laziness and negative comments about everything. We can quit saying "this shit was horrible, nothing like the old days", and start saying "good show this week, so and so is really starting to build up some nice shit" (I know some of you do this, and I respect you for that). If we all watch and comment on something, then everyone is gonna' want to put in more effort. It's a cycle of activity, and it's a way this Community can survive. It worked for us, since we started. Why can't we just stop complaining, and start praising? WATCH THIS: This Card looks fucking awesome, I can't wait to see these matches, and the Storylines, unfold. Wrestlution is gonna' fucking rock the shit out of Mania' once again. Oh yeah, and Smythe is gonna' beat Leon, teehee. END. HOW FUCKING HARD IS THAT? Praise what we've got, don't shit on it. Accentuate the god damn Positives people, don't turn us into GCW.

I'm happy to see that you're pushing the EX matches Regan, this will help the build up for Lution, no doubt. I'm personally looking forward to seeing Carlos take on Poe, and the Main Event. Ol' Iron Lungs Vs. A Rapper you don't wanna' fuck with. What's not to like?

This is good stuff, I'm glad to see things getting updated, and congrats to Valmont on getting WoTM.

Jerkface.

The camera fades in from black, to the view of a nice, quiet neighborhood. The sun is beginning to set in the background, as a Police Squad car siren is heard sounding off in the background. As the Squad Car pulls up in one of the house's driveways, the camera fades into another shot, inside the House. We see Chris Ryder sat down on his Couch, with his head in his hands. A Police officer stands over Ryder, as another Officer walks over to him, mumbling something into the first Officers ear. After the second Officer leaves, the first Officer sits down next to Ryder. First Officer: "Mr. Ryder, we cannot let you out of our sight for the next week, you will be under House Arrest for that period of time. Do you understand?" Chris lifts his head up from his hands, and stares off out of the window, at the other end of the Living Room. His face is blank, with no emotion Ryder: "Have you ever watched an OCW Event, Officer?" The Officer, looking a little concerned, takes a moment before answering. First Officer: "Well .... Yes, I've seen a few Shows, why do you ask?" Ryder: "Did you see what happened, this past Tuesday?" The Officer sighs a little, before answering again. First Officer: "Look, Mr. Ryder .... " Ryder: "Did you see how I almost BROKE Jacob's ankle?" Chris continues to look through the Window, as he begins to smile. Ryder: "His face was telling me a story, as I stomped on the chair. It was screaming "NO CHRIS, DON'T DO IT!" ... Haha, it was the greatest feeling I've ever felt" The Officer, looking seriously concerned at this moment, stands up and walks off-screen, holding onto his Radio on his chest. Chris continues to talk, even after the Officer leaves. Ryder: "The way his Head bounced off of the Mat, the second I hit him with the Conchairto. Just like Aries last week, he couldn't do anything about it" Chris starts to rub his face with his hand, as the expression on it changes rapidly, to anger. Ryder: "Aries .... What on Earth gave you the right to not mention ME in your stupid little thank you speech?! After everything I did to help you! You stabbed me in the back, just like the so-called Fans of that Company. You're nothing more than a sell-out to me, just like Jacob, just like Carlos, all of them!" Chris stands up off of his Couch, and kicks the lamp off of his table to his right. The Police Officers quickly rush back into shot and grab Ryder, as he begins to struggle to get free. First Officer: "Mr. Ryder PLEASE stop struggling, you're only making this worse for yourself" Ryder: "LET ME GO, I NEED TO BE AT THE RIOT SHOW TONIGHT!" Second Officer: "Mr. Ryder, we cannot let you leave this House for the next Week, I'm sorry" Chris stops struggling and pushes himself off of the Officer, he sits back down on his Couch and kicks the remains of his old Lamp on the ground. Ryder: "You're paying for that Lamp" Chris lays down on the Couch, clearly annoyed, as the Camera fades out.

Believe it or not, Aries coming down to the Ring was the idea, but for some reason, it was never written up and submitted, I thought it was all finished after I did the match with Trance, but that wasn't the case. We intend on continuing the Storyline nontheless, we have a lot to make up for, but we're willing to work on it, for the sake of the EX Division. That was a very nice review by the way Valmont, as always.

I never said I didn't care about the Gimmick, and I never said I wanted to bury it. I didn't want to use it, because it was used once already by Majin, and it felt wrong taking that from him, since it was his brain child. I'd also appreciate it from now on, if you didn't bring up typo's in my Roleplays, and focused on the actual RP itself, which is helping a storyline unfold at the moment.

But you felt the need to complain about it, not one positive note came from your post, all you did, was Grammar Nazi my work, as if you're a fucking god at Roleplays. Also, how dare you say I don't care about my work, I've put more effort into my work in the past year and a half, than you ever will. So next time you see me write a typo like that, shut the hell up and ignore the thread. Because I sure as hell don't need your crap, in MY RP's. And another thing: COULD CARE LESS COULD CARE LESS COULD CARE LESS COULD CARE LESS COULD CARE LESS

Ryder: "I could care less about your Movie, we all know it's gonna' bomb anyway" As the picture turns on, we see Chris Ryder sat down at a desk with someone who appears to be his Lawyer by his side. Two other people in Suits, are sat across from Chris and his Lawyer. Both parties seem to be in mid-discussion, over something do with the latest Film Chris is supposed to be starring in. Man in Suit #1: "Like it or not Mr. Ryder, you went against your Contract agreement. This means we have a right to Sue you for breach of Contract" Chris gives a cold stare to the Man in Suit #1, #2 takes out a Contract from under the Desk, and slides it across the table to Chris' Lawyer. Man in Suit #2: "We're offering a settlement of at least $850.000" Chris' Lawyer looks over the Contract, before nodding his head in agreement. He looks over at Chris, who's still eyeballing the man in the Suit. Chris' Lawyer taps him on his shoulder, before sliding him the offer. Chris' Lawyer: "What do you think? I'd say this is a nice deal to get out on" Without even looking at the Contract, Chris picks it up and tears it to sherds, before throwing the pieces back at the Men across the Table. They both jump up from their chairs, clearly annoyed by this. Man in Suit #1: "We will see that you see serious Jail time for this! You do NOT just walk out on a 5-star Hollywood movie, right in the middle of filming!" Chris raises his eyebrow at the Man talking trash, he stands up out of his chair, adjusts his Tie, and kicks the chair back, before diving over the table at Man in the Suit. Chris starts to beat down on him, while Chris' Lawyer and the other man try to pull him off. After a few minutes of tugging and pulling Chris, he finally stands up, with blood on his shirt and jacket. Breathing heavily, he adjusts his tie, and wipes off a bit of the blood. He turns around and looks at his Lawyer. Ryder: "That offer was horrible, you're fired" Just as Chris utters those words, two Police Officers rush into the Room and grab Chris by his arms. Ryder: "What the hell do you think you're doing? I have a show to get to tonight!" Officer 1: "Chris Ryder, you're under arrest for Assault" Ryder: "Did you not hear me the first time? I HAVE A SHOW TO GET TO TONIGHT!" One of the Officers begin to cuff' Chris, as the other one begins to read him his rights. As they drag him out of the Room, Chris starts laughing out loud. Ryder: "You call that reading me my rights? What are you, five?" As Chris is dragged off-screen, his former-Lawyer begins to rub his eyes with his Finger and Thumb, as the camera fades out.

The Scene opens to a Hollywood set, where people are seen rushing around as always in Hollywood. In the middle of all the chaos, we see Chris Ryder. His face looks annoyed by something, as he lays slump down on the Actors chair. His face just stares off into the distance, while people are calling for quiet on the set. Someone walks upto Chris and taps him on the Shoulder, Chris jumps up and almost attacks the person, who seems to be the Director. The Director: "Chris! Jesus christ, this isn't a Wrestling Ring, now get your shit together, we have a shot to make in about ten Minutes" Chris nods in agreement, and sits up. He starts shaking his head, as The Director walks off to talk to another Actor on-set. Chris rubs his eyes, before putting his head in his hands. Chris clearly hasn't had much sleep, as he begins to start yawning and again, rubbing his eyes, trying to wake up. Suddenly, a man in a suit is seen walking upto Ryder in the background, he then taps Chris on the shoulder, which makes him jump again. ???: "Are you okay Chris?" Chris tries to adjust himself, and sits up straight on his Chair. Ryder: "Yeah yeah, what's up Jim?" Jim: "Well I just got some news from the people at PETA, they say that it'll take some time, but they'll be able to get a photoshoot with you in about two weeks. Does that sound good?" Chris just shrugs, holding his head up with his hand. Ryder: "You're my Agent Jim, you're supposed to decide what's good ..... for me" Chris lifts his head up slowly, and looks to start going into a train of thought. Jim raises an eyebrow, but continues to look through some of the papers he's holding. Jim: "Well err anyway, I can get you an interview with TMZ next week, so you should have a full two weeks ahead of you. Better get some sleep eh champ?" Chris completely ignores Jim, as he's still in a train of thought. Jim tries to get in front of Chris' face, waving his head in front of him. Jim: "Err Chris? hello?" Chris turns and looks at Jim, without even blinking. Ryder: "I'm not doing it" The Director: "I'm sorry?" Jim looks at Ryder, extremely confused. Jim: "What are you talking about?" Chris jumps out of his Actors Chair, and calmly stares at Jim. Ryder: "I said, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing any of this, I'm done with this crap" Chris turns around calmly and begins to walk off-set, as Jim's face turns white pale. Jim: "YOU CAN'T JUST QUIT HOLLYWOOD, YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT!" Ryder: "I'll pay it off" Jim: "BUT YOU'RE ALREADY IN THIS MOVIE!" Ryder: "They can Re-cast me and restart filming" Jim: "But .... But!" Chris stops walking and turns around to look at Jim. Ryder: "Hey Jim, You're fired" Chris turns back around and pushes open the stage doors, before walking out of shot, the Camera focus' on Jim, who's face is almost in tears. The camera slowly fades out, as Jim appears to have a mental breakdown. Jim: "But I promised Oprah you'd return, for another Publicity stunt!"

What a finish to the show, didn't expect that at all. This has been a brilliant PPV, non-stop surprises and spots that are more than Mark worthy. How Wrestlution IV is gonna' top this, I'll never know.

God damn, the OCW Title match is brilliant, it's level with Fausto/Parker for MOTN, no doubt. This has been a 5-Star Pay Per View, no better way to build up for Lution. Now it's time to see what Page 10 offers. EDIT: A brilliant second Main Event, congrats to the Winner and good luck at Wrestlution. Spot of the match was without a doubt the counter-Spear by Nate on Smythe, I marked out for that.

The voiceovers in The Air's promo video, reminds me of Harry Mason from Silent Hill. "Have you seen a little Girl?"

http://failurecasca.de/wp-content/uploads/awesome_med.png Troll Troll Troll. My work here, is done.

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Now I personally feel this, is a great way to get back on track: Admit your faults, give reason and work on it. I wish good luck to the both of you, and I look forward to facing you at some point this year. Now then, onto Riot, now there are Three main things that have interested me, and those are the following: [@lx Hero Vs. Judas Hallows] This is mainly because it's two new players helping each other out to get started, I think they'll kick off pretty well, but it all depends on how they do next week, in the ring. [Parker Vs. HoboFausto] What's not to like about this? Good build-up, great Gimmicks and two good Players. Seeing a guy with brilliant Face Paint, fight a Hobo, is everyone's dream really. [Leonheart Vs. Valmont] I know there's been talk about how Leonheart is turning into Orton, but I won't go into that since it's already been discussed. What I will touch on, is how far Valmont has come in this Feud. I'm starting to see him as a Main Eventer now, not just the kind of Person who'll get a shot at the Title and be left for dead afterwards. It's a nice thing to see, and it's similar to what happend with Leonheart, not too long ago. I apologize for not mentioning everyone who put forth effort into the Show this week, but these were things that just caught my Eye, and I hope more continue to do so, with Turmoil, Tuesday. Road 2 Glory is coming up soon, so hopefully more stuff (Including my own) starts to build up now, so that by the time R2G is over, we'll have some great Storylines/Feuds going in to Wrestlution IV.

Due to reasons beyond my control, this Promo didn't make it for Riot. So to help carry the Storyline and to not let this RP go to waste, I've decided to post it in here. Enjoy. We cut the Xtron, which has a Camera set outside the Lockeroom of OCW Tag Team Champions "Prop 8". The Door slowly opens, as the Camera catches Chris and Conrad in mid-conversation. Conrad: "Ugh, I just said you have nothing to worry about! Trance is trying to get into your head, do you remember what he did to you last year?" Conrad is walking around the Lockeroom in annoyance, as Chris sits on a Chair with his head looking to the floor. Ryder: "Yes I remember Kip .... But-" Conrad: "But nothin'! You know as well as I do, that your popularity has risen times ten, since you went to Hollywood. These people don't matter to either you, nor me" The Crowd can be heard jeering in the background, Chris looks up at Conrad, takes a deep breathe and stands up. Ryder: "You're right, you're right .... I shouldn't be thinking like this, it's bad for my image" Conrad: "There you go! Think Hollywood baby!" Ryder: "Think Superstar you mean" Conrad: "Exactly! Now then, about these Tag Titles, now I was thinking we should probably take about another three weeks before we decide anything" Chris raises an eyebrow at Kip, while Kip looks off-screen smiling at his thought. Ryder: "Three weeks? That's a little long isn't it?" Kip chuckles, before turning around and looking at Ryder. Conrad: "Think about it Chris, the longer we stall the decision ... " Ryder: "The more time we have to prepare for it" Conrad: "Bingo Ringo" Ryder: "Wasn't be one of The Beatles?" Conrad: "Hell if I know, I hate pop bands" Chris shrugs, Kip walks over to his Locker and pulls out a Magazine from his bag. He walks back over to Ryder, and throws it to him. Conrad: "Did you catch me in this months 'Hollywood's Latest' ?" Ryder: "No, why?" Chris looks over the cover, his eyes widen with astonishment. Ryder: "You made the cover?!" Conrad smiles, as his Ego shines out brightly. Conrad: "Yep, I'm the best of Hollywood's Latest" Ryder: "I wouldn't say that ... " Conrad eyeballs Ryder for a second, before quickly laughing it off. Conrad: "Oh how big you dream Chris, but that's not even the biggest news. Did you check to see what it says on the Cover?" Chris glances over the Magazine again, he raises his eyebrow again. Ryder: "Metrosexual of the year?" The Crowd can be heard laughing in the background, as Kip once again, smiles with joy. Conrad: "Yep', you know what that means?" Chris stares blankly at Kip, not knowing what to say. Ryder: "NoHomo?" Kip sighs. Conrad: "Oh please, that is so last Month. ANYWAY, the point is, I am now popular with the Men, as well as the Women NoHomo" Kip thinks to himself for a second. Conrad: "Okay, so it still works SOMETIMES" Ryder: "So I guess this means your role in Brokeback Mountain 2 is sealed" Conrad: "Are you kidding? I was born for that role NoHomo" Kip grabs his things from his Locker and puts on his Glasses. Conrad: "I should get going, I don't wanna' be late for my Tanning, later Chris ... OH and remember" Kip taps Chris on the Shoulder and gets in his face. Conrad: "Jacob is a snake, he'll do anything to get where you and I are. Remember that" Chris nods in agreement, as Kip smiles and walks off-screen. The Camera zooms in on Chris' face, he still seems a little concerned over something. The Camera slowly fades out, as we cut to a Commercial Break.

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