Eddie Mace, I challenge you to a rhyme-off!
(Don't be offended, it's only a rhyme, I do it a bit, but not all the time)
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I base this off your gimmick, there are no personal shots, I call this one...
THE MAN ON TRIAL
There once was a case
Bout' a man who had raped
The Judge was sat high
As the defendant was tried
The jury had voted
"Guilty" they boasted
The tumble weed rolled
As the bell outside tolled
The high noon was here
His time it drew near
They walked him in prayer
To the electric chair
They locked him up tight
They read him his rights
He glanced at the switch
As he started to twich
For a second he thought
"I've lived and I've fought"
"I've done all I can,
the rest is God's plan"
So the story would end
as a smile crossed his face
And that was the story
of one Eddie Mace
TEH END