Chris Ryder

We're in Germany, and you didn't book me? Okay then ... >_> Good card nontheless.

An RP which I wrote, because I won this poll: http://www.ocwfed.net/forum/showthread.php?t=6092

Now THAT is a promo. Back in action eh? Well, let's see how that goes, Old Man McVers-err-VFM. *Looks down* Hey! Money! *Picks up money* A dollar? ... Ugh, not even worth it. *Throws away money*

It's Heavyweight Vs Lightweight. http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n221/bulut2006/Phelan_FuckYou_72dpi_20cm.jpg

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This fade out shit is getting on my- CAMERA FADES

I was going to add an RP, but I was away at my Dads place for the past couple of days, so I didn't really have any time to write anything up. Nonetheless, a good match with Kavito, I'll watch the show later tonight, should be good.

http://www.fallingpixel.com/products/5694/mains/union%20jack_v01.jpg God bless America! AMIRITE?!

You should be in Mexico right now. Shoo!

The following was taped shortly after Chris Ryder left tonight's live Turmoil TV event. The camera fades in, it's dark, with only a street light, stood high on a street corner; giving any light. We see a small Restaurant, with the lights inside turned off, suddenly, a little light comes on inside. The camera fades out from this view, and into another, inside the Restaurant, we see the shadow of a figure in the back room, noise is heard, as if someone is looking for something. Just then, a plate smashes onto the floor on-screen, the figure comes into light, it's Chris Ryder. Chris looks completely out of it, he's sporting a grey hoodie and blue jeans, as he walks around the counter, with a plate of food in his hands. He goes to sit down at a table, and is about to start eating the food on his. But he suddenly slams the knife and fork onto the table and holds his hands over his head as he leans back on the chair. He looks over at the Camera, showing nothing but complete anger towards it. Ryder: "You're nothing more than fucking sheep, cheering for next poor sap, THAT'S ALL THE LOT OF YOU ARE!" Chris slams his hands onto the table, causing the plate to jump up a little. Ryder: "And I was the biggest fucking sap! I walked right into it, OH CHRIS, WE RESPECT YOU, WE'RE HERE FOR YOU, WE'LL NEVER LEAVE YOUR SIDE! .... " Chris falls back onto his, staring straight forward, off-screen. Ryder: "Lies ... all of it. I always thought, that if I worked hard and got things done the right way, that nothing bad would come my way. As long as I stuck to THAT mind-set, the right path, the high road, nothing could stop me, as long as I earned what I had ... " Chris raises his arm up, as if to do something, but hesitates, before slamming his fist on the table again. Ryder: "I just ... I just can't get this annoying thought out of my head, about all of you. I worked and I worked, but after tonight, it's like you didn't care at all, the minute you starting chanting Carlos' name, the SECOND those chants started blasting through the arena ... I couldn't take it, I just couldn't believe it. That's when I realised, out of all the people I've faced, all the low down, dirty, scumbags I've fought against .... You people, are the worst, and THAT hurts more than anything" Chris stands up and walks over to the counter next to him, he leans on it, looking through to the back room, still in thought. Ryder: "You know, the last time I came here, I was in need of some help. I met up with Gaines here, he helped me overcome some odds a long time ago ... But I don't think he can help with this one, because he's just as bad as you. He's your sap, he thinks you care for him, but it's so fucking obvious that you'd care for anyone, if manipulated enough" Chris picks up, what looks like a picture from the Camera, it's out of shot, as Chris just stares at it. Ryder: "Hm ... Better times? Maybe, or maybe they were the days I didn't see you all for who you truly are" Chris flicks the photo off-screen, as it goes flying to the ground, Chris rubs his eyes with his hands, before going back to his brain washed-like state, just staring blankly forward. Ryder: "Well, those days are far gone now. Too bad for you people eh?" Chris stares blankly at the Camera. Ryder: "I'm not your fucking scapegoat anymore" Chris flips the hoodie over his head and walks off-screen, the Camera spins around to follow him, Chris opens the door at the other end of the Restaurant, Glass seems to be all over the floor by the door. As Chris walks away from the Restaurant, the Cameraman turns and looks down at the Photo on the floor. It's a picture of Chris, after he won the TV Title last year, celebrating with fans in the crowd, holding the belt up in the air. After a few seconds, police sirens are heard in the background, the Cameraman quickly turns his Camera off, as the sound of sirens slowly fades out.

I would've done more, but my rat on a wheel internet connection wouldn't let me.

Oh, I wonder who came up with that Green Card match? Poor, poor Carlos ... Oh well = - D

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"JAYSIN SENSATION, Danger Seeker" I haven't laughed so hard in my entire life. Just a note, that two matches on this show are fucking MOTY candidates, no joke, this show was fudging brilliant, well done to everyone involved. Four more years!

The biggest moment that stood out for me was the following ... "Did you shit yourself?" "Yeah, but I feel much better!" I'm still laughing at that, no joke. This show was good, it wasn't the top show of the year and all that jazz, but it still rocked the house. I only hope to the lord above, that there are more of those videos to come, I can guess there is, since that was Volume 1. I'd mention more, including Smythe/Nate, Kip in his dress and I-Gen doing the history Versus, but I'm so tired right now, I could fall asleep at the keyboard, so onto Riot!

"Lazy man's text"? If there were any typo's in any of my RP's, you can blame outside input, I always spell check my work. Glad to see Most Wanted back though, nontheless.

Glad to see a lot is gonna' be getting changed in the next few months, OCW has nothing but good fortune ahead, which is what it's always had, because of it's dedicated members. And Chill Faktor is on my Birthday, bloody brill'.

Nice one, I get to beat up a Frenchy .... or is he Polish? .... Spannish?

Bloody hell, what crawled up your arse and died?

I'm talkin' about your demise Trance.

Holy twatbags, that was one bloody good PPV, I finished watching it before I fell asleep last night, so here are the moments I remember. A Jew beating a German. Pugh was killed by Parker. A Fearo wanna-be won the EX Title. Kang laid the Smackdown on Spoon. Morrison made me crack up majorly at the end of one of the RP's. I marked to see Leon defeat Smythe, puts him over more as a main eventer every time he defends that title, tough break though Smythe. And finally, seeing the new No. 1 Contender, made me rofl off my copter. Now excuse me, while I go beat the crumpet crumbs out of a Mexican and a Douche.

You misquoting mother fucker.

God DAMN, people, take a page out of Jericho's book and SHUT. THE HELL. UP. Jesus, it's like Midway released another wrestling game in here. Now look, to anyone who feels the need to complain about staff making up Cards and shit, think for a second, would they really go out of their way to get the kind of responce Trips gave? No, they wanna' put on a show for us all by giving the best damn card this side of planet fucking Earth, so just sit back, >>RELAX<< and enjoy what's to come.

Nice RP, keep it up mate.

lol, last weeks Turmoil. EDIT: He fixed it >_<