Parker

Thats actually an interesting card...but Parker isnt happy :( no weapons and i have to wear speedos :(

Nice rp , but Double A - Booze = Leonhart :(

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LMFAO at the training vids....and WTF is Kip wearing? omg.

A shot is as far as its gonna go junior. :D

Awesome job, big markout for the guys who did this...fucking awesome.

Do you like chairs little man?

Not that I want to shit on the 180 Trips has supposedly done,but just because he hasn't moaned in like 3 days,doesn't mean he's pulled a 180, it just means his period has stopped :D it'll be back by the end of the month, be sure to stock up on Tampax.

Now all i gotta do is actually get hold of Mad Mike :( I swear that dude is more elusive than the cure for aids.

Ok,Turmoil here we go.... First off, I MARKED for Smythe finally doin what needed to be done and putting that disrespectful hoochie in her place! The Alpha Heel's mean streak is not just reserved for his opponents...nice little video. KD vs Maximillian- Max basically got owned by KD,which i was suprised at tbh, i like KD's new attire,i still hate Max's attire. A little too many irish whips for my liking but it wasn't a bad match, i stil think Max is holding back and playing very cautious, maybe that's coz of the rep he has he is worried about getting any heat,just enjoy yourself man,people will bitch if you do good or bad. Trips growing a moustache?..lol...if you turn that into a Lemmy from motorhead style beard, i will personally give Vince McMahon the directions to your locker room,and pay for his lawyers....i can't wait to see this 'tache tho,also, VFM needs to re-grow his :( Aries looked pretty cool 'n casual in his intro. Triple Trance-ROFLMFAO-I LOL at the lipstick,'tache and eyeliner...fucking classic. Un-scheduled match--Hahaha-Trips looks like a muskateer! People know what i think of handicapp matches, so i wont go into that, but this one was watchable as Aries played sneaky and stayed away until his partner had heavily damaged Trips,and it was a nice battle between the 2. Kip vs Carlos-I like Carlos, but i knew how this would end even before the intro's were over,and dam does Carlos look wierd in white..lol This match seems quite laggy, Carlos actually puts up a pretty good fight, but Kip pulls away as the weight difference gives him the big advantage. Tons of reverses in this match, nice fin reverse by Cruz, he is fighting like a dog to keep himself alive,i lol'd at the butt bump,Kip tries using Cruz's own finisher against him, and the mexican counters it with a blow to the family jewels, nice..Carlos is tricky to put away,as i found out last week. Kip finally puts him away and finishs the match on double yellow damage, but props go to carlos for making what was essentially a squash match pretty entertaining to watch. I-Gen intro..nice, Deano looks more beverlyhills than Kip..lol LMFAO! I knew it Kang! i just fucking knew it! after the shoutbox convo, i knew you wouldnt let me down! you are the fucking man! Vincent 'Miley Cyrus' Valmont is born! Gaines is back, what race will he be this week? I give I-Gen a week tops,now Gaines is there. Leon,take that fucking hat off in your intro, its a sad,sad day that our heavyweight champion of the WORLD looks like Harry fucking Potter. Deano vs Spoon-Deano's intro is filled with energy and win. This was a close match all the way through, you need to watch it,the ending was awesome, i thought i knew who'd won,then BOOM,snatched away,great match.

Trips cant wear masks, his nose is to big.

I dont think i have ever seen or heard of the post Nate is referring to, as far as i know, it is legal as long as your opponent is double red.

What are you talking about? that never happened in the hardcore match,...i'm not sure what match you were watching.

S2R..what a show! VFM kicks off like usual and lets us know we are in for a treat. val vs Max-Hvy vs Lhvy for our 1st match of the night.I hate Val's intro music, Max reminds me of that russian smackdown guy,big slow and dresses like a jobberI know its supposed to be the german flag,but that attire screams job squad. The 1st song in this match is fucking horrible, just screaming into my ears :( I think Val needs to give up on the back flip drop kicks from standing as he hardly ever seems to hit them,I noticed the 3rd 'cam' health bar and couldnt spot where he was, i lmao and marked slightly when i caught a glimpse of him, very funny. Mark out moment of the match goes to val for his rope-spring hurricanrana,I haven't seen that in a match before, very nice indeed.The side effect looked strange as Val is tiny compared to Max,dam,,Val goes on a mad little offensive spree after he turns red and comes away with the win, a less than impressive debut for Max,losing to a lhcy cant be the way he wanted to announce his arrival...not a bad match,but nothing really markworthy apart from Val's hurricanrana. What do ryder and Carlos have planned for Trance? Mayhem is back,and he means business. Looks like Seth has a problem with him tho, this beat down video was way,way to long. Has Mayhem's comeback ended already? Me vs Pugh-Unlucky Pughbert,maybe next time,i marked for the powerbomb through the table spot,as I haven't seen that before, and i was going for the drop toe hold..lol. I do mark for pugh's intro music, it kicks ass,not sure about all the messed up facepaint tho, you look like a cross between the old Nate and a headbanger. Anyone wanna buy a T-Shirt? Kip and his dam slurpies, and now VFM is getting in on it also.../sigh Carlos vs Trance, i think Trance needs some new intro music to go with his new badd ass heel attitude, and Carlos' theme music is sweet.This match was a hell of a lot longer than i expected,i lol'd when Trance was trying to taunt outside the ring and Ryder just interrupted him and threw his ass back inside. Didn't know who i wanted to win this as i mark for cruz,but i also like the new Trance.Markout spot at the end,Trance lifts Cruz up in a crucifix and looks to drop him out onto Ryder, i lol'd at Ryders taunt, nice little spot.Nice little set up for the fin from Carlos, i was expecting a toe kick, i didnt realise that little gut punch also sets it up. Carlos heel turn! This was markworthy as he is one of those guys i see as being a face forever, so it was a nice suprise,plus Ryder gets bitch slapped in the process, will he call in Tyro to help against his foes? Bloodline vs Deathrow-I miss Poe :( Seth looks like he should be in a UFC ring on his intro..lol,will he be fit after his long assault on Mayhem? Malu starts the match off,Smythe is playing smart,saving himself for Leon,this match was pretty even for quite a while,but Bloodline started to pull away,possibly due to the shvy advantage of Malu. Wow..Mace actually got off a UCM grapple when Malu was only double yellow,nice,but he gets repayed with a huge chokeslam..lol. Mace no sells a big double chokeslam,then hits Smythe with one of his own onto the turnbuckle...SDW! SDW! SDW!....Seth manages to make the save,now Mace gets hit with Malu's ass! This is not a good day at the office for Mace,saved by the ropes,Bloodline are miles ahead now,its just a matter of time,now Mace gets the Alpha Heel,lmao,,his head is gonna hurt tomorrow. Seth breaks it up again,he entered the ring slightly too early for me there, gave him an advantage over Malu,ref's down, i marked when Mace used the belt against Smythe,nice touch,another SDw and its over for DeathRow. I honestly cany seen any1 beating Smythe and Malu for the belts, atleast there was a slight chance with Poe,now i think they will hold the belts for a hell of a long time. VFM is screwing with Leon, what does he have planned for the ME? Air vs Cooper-This has squash written all over it.I miss Air's old intro music. This match reminds me of a WWE Raven hardcore match,just bins,ladders and sticks everywhere...half way through and Air recieves a huge jacknife and is red/orange, the Coop goes high flier..lol,surely this match cant go on for much longer? considering the weight class difference,Air is putting on one hell of a fight. I marked for Air's missile off the announcer table,then Coop powerbombs him on the steel steps, that'll crack a few more ribs...through the table he goes! If he doesnt quit soon he will surely die...Coop powerbombs Air not once,but 6 times! then bombs him through a flaming table, mine was better :) The match is over and VFM once again has a HUGE announcment, and i merked, HARD! no one is safe anymore, no one. what an ending that was. I-Gen are out next to introduce a new member, and its none other than Vincent 'McHogan' Valmont, I marked...but The Steve is still going to kill you. Nate is back! Line of the night so far, ' That was a bitch slap....for a bitch'..i lmao. Bauer vs Douchbag is up next-Kip's coat looks like my nan's curtains. I actually think Brad will be too ring rusty to defeat Kip,but we'll see...Bauer has Kip's leg and spends too much time taunting and eats ring post for his troubles..lol. Bauer is showing no signs of ring rust at aall, this could be his night...you need to watch this match as im not going into detail, it has everything,not to feul Kip's ego,but it is a MOTY contender imo, although, i would have marked if Kip used the Headliner against Bauer at the end. Spoon vs Kang next-I like both of these guys so i'm nbt sure who i'm rooting for,both intros are markworthy,Spoon looks fucking awesome in his intro. Kang is on a rookie destroying roll at the moment,and Spoon is a comeback monster,so this will be a good match.This match is very fast paced,non-stop offence by both man,nice tigerbomb pin by Kang,dont see that move much and its a good one,Kang has the advantage now, can Spoon pull out another comeback vistory? kang drops the elbow and its all over,he seems to have shook off the slump he was in after losing the international title and is on a nice streak now. Smythe and Leon face off,then VFM announces another huge shocker,this decision made me lmfao and should really spice things up. Trips is out next,andsomebody isnt impressed by what he has to say and ends up with a smack in the teeth for his trouble. The Steve vs Valmont-mark for both intros,Vincent has dyed his hair brown again and is wearing I-Gen colours.I predict Steve is going to kill Valmont here,but who knows....Steve gains a comfortable lead,Valmont is desperatly tying to catch up,I mark for Valmont but he is way,way out of his league here,he's not at International title level,rp wise yes,in ring skill wise no ,this is like putting HHH against Zack Gowan. This could be the easiest title defense The Steve will make, no offense to Valmont. Who has trashed Spoon's locker room? EX 4 way next-Vega's return = markworthy, how i miss seeing the Flying Dutchman,man everytime i see the FFB i hate them even more.Will Shelton Reed be able to retain? I loved the crowd noise and hype before Vega's intro, epic stuff. Fleminem looks like a painter & decorator...lmfao, Omega wipes out reed AND Flem with the pele kick,lmfao. This is one nice match, although everytime Fleminem does one of his stupid taunts, i hope for a sniper to take him out...FLYING DUTCHMAN!!!!!! Wooooooooo, i marked..fucking awesome. Holy shit, spot of the night goes to OD,top of ladder-into ring hurricanrana, that was some crazy shit,then he hits a top turnbuckle to out of ring one,this dude makes chino look like a pussy! top rope RKO,I marked, i marked more coz it was on that goofball,Vega takes out 2 people with the diving elbow,have you been watching my tag match with Smythe against TX? :) Oh my god, i cant believe who the new champ is, i can honestly say i will never root for the champ in an EX match now :) iwas pulling for OD as his offence in this match was sick. greta match tho, i'd even say this one was motn. Who will save the sole at Devil's night? Omega is gutted and rightly so. Leon vs Smythe-Wow,leon is kickin ass this match,so aggresive,its not often you see Smythe get dominated like this,Leon is really on his game,can Smythe pull it back? Smythe mounts a small comaback but Leon is too far ahead, after this i will certainly not take Leon lightly as a champion anymore,this was a dominating title defence,Leon is a good player but i'm sure smythe wasn't expecting this. VFM comes out and makes ANOTHER huge announcment,jesus this dude is busy..make sure you watch to find out what. If this is truely the new number 1 contender then this is a huge mind fuck of a development,one which i'm sure we'll all be watching very closely. That wraps up my thoughts,once again, any problems with my views,feel free to put all queries into my suggestion box... http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/3/9/29/f_toiletbowlim_9972930.jpg

Wasn't anything personal Coop, just imo handicap matches are pointless.

VFM's rp's kill me, for a bastard he is funny as hell :) 'Turn down the hairpiece and turn up your hearing aid'..that could be the line of the night right there on page 1. First we have the contract signing between The Steve and Valmont. These 2 always write very good rp's, which makes their feuds watchable. But,come sunday.....The Steve will destroy Valmont. Kang vs Mero-Wow, Mero got destroyed,can't say much more, Kang seems to be the new welcome wagon for the rooks, first KD now Mero, i hope your charging bus fair for taking these guys to school Kang :) Marcus Bishop gives an interview..sort of,and calls out Chris baxter..sort of..Baxter has been Black Dragon now for like 3 months so not sure whats goin on here. Kang got punked..lmao. Malu & Coop vs Taint-Didn't even bother watching this match,just skipped to the end as 2/3 v 1 are pointless, could have been used for another match. You know who is gonna win even before it starts. Aries needs his bitch to save him from a whoopin, Trance is making waves recently and this attitude of his is markworthy. Christine got owned...LMFAO! Kang is gonna be pissed! Ryder interferes and we have a tag match coming.... Ryder/Tyro v Trance/Aries-good to see Ryder & Tyro as a team agaim,they dissapeared after jobbing the titles to Bloodline, Tyro's intro is fucking awesome,match was good back and forth action, I marked for Tyro's finisher, i think thats the 1st time i've seen him hit it in an official match as he always uses the FU. Air has a deathwish messing with Cooper. Leon gives an interview ,talking about a new age, imo, it will be the Age of Darkness come sunday night :) Smythe,as usual is brimming with confidence and hitting on Stacy. Wesley vs Braddock, this was one hell of a long match,wesley's intro music is from nba 2k8 i think..reminded me of when i beat AA :) i marked for the 619..nice. Versus and Mr.S screw with Aries...classic stuff..restrainin' arder..lmfao. WTF is the Parker Steven's law?:confused: kang calling Vs an asian looking midget...rofl. Wont comment on my own match,apart from saying Carlos' music is markworthy and on sunday, i'm going to kill Pugh. :) Kip talking about slurpees again, that guy just likes sucking on things..then he loses all credibility by putting coldplay on the radio :( Smythe vs Trips-Wow, this could be the fastest cage match in ocw history, Smythe is definitly a force in ocw now, and to add to the ego, he hits Trips with his own finisher before leaving the cage. A mysterious figure has a message for the vP...who could it be? Hmmm....

Looks like 'Mega Millions' better spend some of that money on wrestling lessons :)

^^ This shit just gets wierder from this guy, how can you be wrestler of the month when you haven't even wrestled yet? or is this another of your 'experiments'?,that will shortly be followed by a made up excuse to cover another failed rp?

fair play rules...i.e-the bread and butter of ocw.

Last time we saw Tyro,he jobbed the tag titles then went inactive :D VEGA is the one Bold retired.

Never seen the upside down show, but i;d take that any day over In the Night Garden, that show is a fucking mind fuck.

6 pages of discussion over a fucking CARD,why can't the people bitching put this much effort into reviewing a show.

Why thank you,I would try to act all grown up and mature like you do 24/7,but i might end up like you,and your more than enough of a whiney,miserable bitch for anyone. The redemption is a STORYLINE,it means nothing to me what you think I do or do not deserve,as your personal opinion means less than jack shit to me. Turmoil is falling due to the EX matches? care to explain that genious comment please..the EX matches have been some of the best things on Turmoil these last few weeks,but i'm guessing you hardly watch anything that your not involved in. http://img34.picoodle.com/data/img34/3/9/25/f_stopwhiningm_45fd1b9.jpg

I'm pretty sure Trips started whining around the time it was announced the TV title was being done away with,and he hasn't stopped since then. he got spanked by Bold and that just made it worse, imo he hasn't really got over that and just uses all these other things as an excuse to continue whining.Just do what most of the women who meet him do..ignore him :)

Trance vs Aries was a good match, i thought somebody had made a christian cage caw at first before i noticed the pointy hair :) Trance was never going to win this due to the lhvy disadvantage, but he gave it one hell of a go, i marked when he reversed the ground scm,he is improving against hvies. good match. Tyro's intro is epic, and i mark for valmonts music, his attire is better than his mchogan get up, but he needs to grow the beard back as he looks like the count of montecristo :) I marked for Majins music,that was cool.Considering Tyro is supposed to be inactive,he put on one hell of a match,not much sign of ring rust at all,nice fin reversal from VV,that's a HUGE win for VV going into the ppv, but The Steve is still going to kill you. Wow, pugh got dressed in the dark, that's an unusual look but it actually looks pretty cool,I marked for Cj's flip backdrop through the announce table, made me lol.chair moonsault from Pugh! I marked...Pugh needs to form a new Flock,maybe get Danny T in there as he looks like Lodi.Huge botched 450 off the ladder by Ryder, wasnt even in the right direction..lol This match actually wasnt a cluster fuck, a few targetting problems here and there but i enjoyed watching it as i love matches with multiple finishers! Knox stole the win...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I bet Kavi wishes he watched the shows now, not that he would have done much anyway. VFM's announcment after the match was amazing, i mark big for the guy who got me prepared for OCW,welcome back. I-Gen's 3 man intro was markworthy,Britney again?..lmao..stop letting leon doing the music for these matches! :) awesome spear off the top rope by leon, even tho Deano wasnt facing you...you cheeser! This is one hell of a match, i forgot Deano and Kang have the same finisher..lol near the end leon and deano go at it for ages and just leave kang hovering around..lmao,then BOOM...leon hits him with his finisher,awesome corner spot at the end where kang goes for the double turnbuckle whip, i marked. kang reverses deano's people's elbow,nice, AHAHAHA,kang whips leon to deano,deano hits the spinebuster and elbow, fucking awesome stuff! Oh dear..kang was very late with the break up, what the hell was he thinking,..lol The shoe stealer...lolz