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Who the fuck is JTS? can some one shed some light on who he is and why we should be bothered please...

Interesting but december 2009 is over a year away..no one will care by then.

I lol'd at the Bauer/Kip match, saved me watching a 20 minute match knowing Bauer would have jobbed at the end :) Aries was always going to beat Cruz, but he squashed him, Cruz is a very markworthy underdog tho, prpbably the most in ocw. Leon beating Coop....didn't see that coming, nice job Leon. Me va Mace...my job is safe for another week :) Some people might not have liked the 3 cane shots to the head, i personally thought it was funny,as the big bitch kept coming back for more..haha. And my intro music rules :) Smythe kicked ass in the ME,nearly won the match sinlge handedly. I fucking lmao at Trips intro music, suits him better than his normal music :)

I hope theres more than 3 matches, and that Main Event is just fucking retarded.

That would require you winning a title match, and we all know how those turn out :D

Majin is inactive at the moment, but once you see him,you won't forget him ;) He is the original hardcore legend of OCW. Maybe watch some old ppv shows, like Wrestlelution 3 in particular,the opening video is worth the time alone.

For VFM,check the hall of fame section under powermad stoner :) Coop is the bansai tree trimming,Mick Foley clothes stealing,Kevin Nash looking,little Air crushing son of a gun!

Eh? did i miss something here? what the hell has this statement got to do with anything? am i getting heat from RD ' i ain't got no' Money??

Career ending injuries? Dam man, Nate suffers broken legs and fractured skulls every 3-4 weeks and he is still in the title picture :) See ya soon big guy.

Holy shit...my first defense is against a former champ..talk about throwing me to the lions..will it be 3rd time lucky for Mace? Not only could old painless take my title, he could get me fired:(

1.Because there's no bats in the game :D 2.My guy was never based off sting,I had crow face paint,not sting,and i now have a Vampiro style,I never had sting facepaint and a long black coat and his finisher. I always wore a hoody. 3.Remember this Billy Gunn......I am Randy Savage in face paint! :D Ooooooh Yeeeeeeah! ALSO....HOW CAN NOBODY HAVE MENTIONED THAT I RICK ROLLED THE ENTIRE ROSTER :(...dam you people who fucking skim....dam you all to hell! [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0lhkMg88iE]YouTube - Macho Man Randy Savage 1993 Music Video[/ame]

Why waste time looking for clues? they are probably all spelled wrong anyway as he can't even spell knightmare under his name correctly.

Sensation opens the show with a big FUCK YOU! Val Finale looked better as a gay cobboy...now he looks like a perm in tights. Good match between these too with Val pulling out the win. Lmfao at Kip 'Sluuurp' Conrad's tag partner. Whos is screwing with Carlos? Carlos's music is pretty sweet when it kicks in. Seth vs Smythe was a good match but Smythe was on top all the time and was never going to lose that.Seth has the dark, 'i'm a bad ass' intro music goin on.I lol'd at Smythe taking time out on the ropes. Alpha Heel ftw. Now Trips has the pedigree? jesus...why dont you just come out in black trunks and grow a silly beard?.....Can you not get your own gimmik? Ryder got beat down after he lost his 2 on 1. He must really have pissed somebody off. Valmont, the Steve is going to kill you. That is all. I marked and lmfao when Aries pulled the guy from the crowd. nice video, very well done. Dis Kang just get a flawless victory over KD? Maybe now the rook will hush his mouth and show some respect to the Kang. Spoon is heating things up, this coule be a good feud. New hardcore champ,short lived by the news given from VFM :( Dam you man, dam you. Deano returns next week! I thought/hoped Thanatos was dead.....Bauer and his opponent seem to be at a disadvantage here imo...Bauer used some cheap ass tactics before the pinfall, as Thanatos gets pinned by a small fat guy in a mask :) Mace was so close, good match there, i thought Mace was gonna pull it off. The sun and air connect? that's a bit of a strange name...that was a wierd ass video to end the show on..would have been better mid show maybe.if there's a feud from that its kinda pointless, a lhvy vs a super hvy? is there even a point in that?

The Steve is gonna kill you......move along.

Beat that Heaton.....bahahahahahahahha!

I'm bored of this already.

Err...the time on the clock is 10.10 rainman.

Justin Time is back?

My bad chief, my bad, i'll wait til the 2nd or 3rd page for reviews from now on.

Not hard enough....

I agree the ending was powerful,and very well filmed, but you knew the screwjob was coming,as there's no way in hell Leon was going to win that match if you watched it.

Nate is banned from the building...yay :)..so he gets violent. Kang vs Spoon-The rock 'n roll outlaw is back! I marked. This match was a strike fest,looked pretty even most of the way but Kang started to pull away,Mania made a strong comeback as kang's strikes got easy to read towards the end,but it was too little to late for spoon as he fell to The Kang elbow,or what ever he calls it :) Carlos' family are in trouble...oh dear. Bloodline hit the ring and get the crowd riled up. Its almost as if Smythe is trying to convince himself that Bloodline are the best faction as he keeps mentioning it every week..lol....don't worry smythe.i'm sure you'll be up there for faction of 08,as we know it means so much to you. Air vs Mad Mike-my boy Mike's intro is markworthy as always :) Dam does Air come out fighting, he's tricky for a little guy! it seems Mike has forgotten you can't strong grapple a tech until single yellow..i marked when air rolled at Mike in the corner and recieved a boot to the head..lol. Air yellow, take it to him Mike, stamp his head clean off! For a small guy,Air's legs have a ridiculous reach,Mike seems very rusty this match.lots of tylers in there aswell as lots of reverses by both men. Nice finisher reversal from Mike,strong whip into the turnbuckle, ouch that looked painful and sent Air's body red,nice exchange of reverses near the end,then Air comes away with the win. Booooooooo! VFM has a twist instore for nate's match. The Steve intro=mark out. Challenge answered! Ronald McHogan makes his presence felt! What will The Steve do? Valmont jobbed his title away on the first defense,what makes him think he can hang with the International champ> brain damage maybe? Omega Dragon vs Wesley-I marked when wesley did Smythe's taunt mid match..lol. Nice armdrag into spinning wheel kick by Wesley,i marked for the spinning taekwondo kick from OD,sent wesley flying. Nice fast paced match from 2 good ex stars, i'm a huge OD fan,and wesley can more than hold his own,i lol'd when wesley reversed the pele kick, made it look botcholicious..lol Pink Panther music....i marked..lmao. bad ass spring board reverse ddt by OD,nice finish and a well deserved title sht for OD,he's been tearing shit up lately. Air needs to go to the hospital,it'll just keep getting worse the longer you put it off little man. Nate is turning into an ignorant s.o.b..go Leon..can't believe i just said that! Omega Dragon has a few words for Stacey backstage. Leonheart vs Nate-Nate looks wierd in trunks..lol..reminds me of a black haired Jericho. Dam this match is fast paced,lots of strong grapples beiong landed and reversed,nice out of ring action,there's more outside fighting than in-ring..lol. I marked when Nate spinning back chopped Leon's head into the post :) Leon's head is red and they have only just got back in the ring..omg. Silly emo, you'll break a collarbone diving out of the ring like that....Nate hits a longer P2S elbow drop than I ever hit....big piledriver from Nate,Leon goes for the pin and doesn't even get a 1 count...this is a ME,strong grapples galore...very easy to watch. Somebody actually hit the chops in the corner..omg..i marked. Leon;'s on a comeback,,,big side effect from Leon,Nate quickly ends the comeback by slapping on a figure 4 leg lock. Sweet fin reversal from Leon,Nate is finally red, will Leon be able to hold on and retain? Leon's gonna tap,this could be the shortes title reign in history...the hand is coming down,....you gotta watch it to find out what happens :) Turmoil was good this week,not great, and it sucked there was no page 5 due to Dangelo and Mugen no showing.

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4 pages of discussion over a CARD....oh how we all love sweet chagne.

I actually liked some of the screwed up bookings, nice suprise...and Smyhte,I didnt no show summercide,i was flapping round like a Madman ( get it?) to sort something for that as i would NEVER intentionally pull a no show.The title comment,maybe,slightly...but look at all this show discussion..wohoooo! granted its mainly Kang and Sensation goin at it but DAMN!