Everything posted by Parker
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The Turmoil 8-5-08 Show
That was easily the best part of the show,fookin priceless.
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The Turmoil 8-5-08 Show
Ok so matches....... Rebel and Trance look way too similar.couldnt hear any music in this match, dunno if that was just me or not. Trance dominated and squashed rebel,trance was single yellow and rebel was double red. i have no idea why he didnt pin him after the first finisher,he attacked you whilst you taunted sso its his fault you reversed it and hit your finisher,he was fair game. no need to drag it out for another 10 + minutes. can't believe i actually sat and watched it all. Rebel deserved the win in the end for Trance pointlessly dragging it out.This was just like against The Steve at the PPV, why have people suddenly started to go easy on the rookies?hell, would they extend you the same courtasey if they got you finishable first? i think not, eye of the tiger people,eye of the tiger1 Valmont vs Spoon-I mark for valmonts music...Spoon should use rock n roll outlaw, fits better with his current look. outlaw = heel, spoonman = face. Nice finisher by Spoon ftw, very even match all the way through. HOWEVER...Valmont came to the ring WITHOUT his title = gay, this match should have been hardcore and Spoon should now be the new hardcore champ as its supposed to be defended EVERY week,unless Valmont is defending on Riot,as this stipulation hasn't been in play since i had the title.Why not!?! Kip Douchebag vs ???- I marked for the mystery opponent. This was a hell of an even match,not much between the 2, kip got the red head first as Mace edged ahead. I lol when Mace missed the Boot and Kip low blowed him, markworthy.Like all running finishers I think there should be a set up move firts, i hate it when you just run at them and press Y. Righyt before the end Kip should have stolen Mace's running boot, that would have been markworthy. Nice win for Mace, not sure the TKO suits him tho, it looks too 'small' for him as he's hoss size, he needs a powerbomb or a choke bomb of somekind.good match tho. Leon vs Poe-ker- LMFAO!! The twist was fantastic, i'm not gonna reveal what happened,but you definitly need to read the rp before the match and watch the intro to the match. dunno who's idea was but that was fucking markworthy,brilliant. Leon starts off strong, kicking the crap out of Poe. This is the most aggressive i have EVER seen Leon play,he takes it to Poe the whole match,non stop attack,Poe is DO whilst Leon is undamaged,Leon is on for a sweep.Poe puts on one hell of a comeback,If he'd have won i'd have even said that was comeback of the year award worthy,if there is such a thing. Leon pulls it off but it takes 2 attempts to Put poe away. awesome match. (I still think Leon over uses the rock punch tho) Vs & Steve vs Guy & ??- Versus attire colours are very bright,way too bright for his new dark persona, go back to black and dark green..Guy is officially an idiot..lol..HOLY SHIT! his partner is a huge surprise and a markworthy one at that! This match seemed very slow or laggy,not sure which. ??? spent a lot of the match moonwalking backwards which i was suprised to see, he needs to play more :) I lmao at ??? finisher, layeth the pimp hand down! a slap Trips would be proud of.funny stuff. I hate seein Guy in tag matches, he ALWAYS enters the ring way too early on the finish and no one ever says anything. BAD NERD,its cheap and you should be ashamed! Deano go back to sexbomb :( please......nice images in the intro tho :) Smythe's coat looks like a horrible spunky mess... Nate looks strange with short hair,i'm liking the black attire tho. This is a classic match and is pretty even all the way,nice fin reversal from Deano,but ultimatly,super Nate wins it,once again thwarting Smythe's plans for world domination. great turmoil this week,i enjoyed it more than the PPV.
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The Turmoil 8-5-08 Show
Cant watch the matches as im at work, but the rp's are fucking awesome this week, even better than the ppv rp's :) Spoon the gm was an awesome twist,the guest announcer was pure genious. what does I-Gen mean and who thought up that name? Smythe has balls the size of water melons...lol Trips and Darin on a collision course? Trips will destroy him.Trip's rp was a little strange, he's feeling sorry for himself now cause he got beat by bold..'are you the guy who won all those TV titles'......'i used to be'....no trips, you ARE the guy who won the tv title numerous times,you just dont have it now. snap out of it and get over the loss :) take it out on some rookies. The Steve vs Kang could be a nice little feud for the title. Poe-ker and Valmont is progressing nicely,put them inside a cell at Summercide! Air vs Reed? nice Can't wait to watch the matches, i'll comment on them later when i finish work. great job guys.
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King of OCW 2008
Dam Kang, why all the hostility you big toed bitch?:p
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King of OCW 2008
I saw you steal and slap the vice on The Steve in your 4 way! i saw it i tellz ya! he may have wriggled free from it but your still a move stealin,big toed bitch! :p
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King of OCW 2008
Markout moments for me where....... Valmont finally winning the hardcore title after i wasnt there to stop him :) He deserves it,as Colt never defended the belt anyway..lol...and I hope Valmont gets a good run out of it..all defends on who he faces.Nice Batista bomb ftw. Leon's side effect to Malu on the outside looked sweet...the ending was awesome,although Deano needs to use the tom jones theme music,and sort his hair out as he looks like a pink short wearing kip conrad now. but I marked like mad for the ending of this, great stuff guys. now leon, cash that bitch in! Cross looks HUGE on his intro,and mean as fuck.nice shirt :) Alpha Heel ftw. Poe winning the Pride title. big Poe mark and I am glad he has some gold around his waist. The rvd ring entrance fits Poe perfectly. I wanted to see the top rope ssplash as it was a ppv :( Smythe,the title isnt a smiley face...lmfao..its the top half of a guy flexing,you need your eyes testing. Silly Valmont, you NEVER drop the sledge hammer.... NEW tag champs! wooooooo! I called it from the start of the tournament, 2 belts in 1 night for Poe and smyhte's 1st legit title. hopefully they will have a good run with the belts as Ryder and Tyro didn't really do much with them. wasn't this there 1st title defence? or has my shitty memory let me down again? Kang winning the title and 'retiring' Boldo..will the big toed bitch be a transitianal champ? or will he be a dominant force? The last video was awesome,i marked like mad,the trips part made me lol as i wasnt expectin that..ring master...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! great job guys. Low blow finish to the ME was lame as fuck, i know you guys like hitting each other in the nuts due to the history of matches between you two,but it was right infront of the ref, it wasnt a no dq match,so that ending spoiled the entire match.
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Riot 7/31/08
You can beat me? riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...dont you remember the dm's the other week when i single yellow and perfected you? hush now son.
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Riot 7/31/08
Lol..i have been waiting for Trips to use the 'its 08's fault' defence,..and there it is.
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Riot 7/31/08
First off-----CONTRAVERSY = RATINGS! Mugen vs Fleminem-pretty basic match here,nothingreally mark worthy,mugen is one of them dudes who deosnt realy do much,you dont see him for a while then he pops up on a show i na random match,fleminem didnt deserve to win as he spent most of the match stood in the bottom left corner or moon walking,which was lame as hell. Kip vs VirJin-Nice attire that Kip has on,and Virjin reminds me of the hurricane, kip had destroyed virjin by midway through the video,but just couldn't put him away, i'm guessing that kip and virjin are alts which rakes away some markability for me as i'm startin to feel there's too many alts around here now...nice win for Kip but that finisher looks better on Air :) The Steve has one of the most epic intro's in ocw history,very atmospheric,the slow,lethargic movements fit perfectly with the music...fucking awesome....Rebel's intro is just another horrible load of screaming music where i cant even make the words out. the match needs music :( I marked for the steve's 2 foot stamp off the top rope,first one i have seen that actually connected :) steve shud have had a clean sweep here, i have no idea why he didnt go for the finisher when he got it the 1st time, did he not want to embarras the rook? nice fin reversal from rebel,then he gets out of the vice? wtf! i'm guessing rebels sub stat is higher than steve's. rebels gets out of a 2nd vice! wooo! i think his stat is 9. steve finally puts the rook away,good match here,still think steve shud have attempted the fin when he got his first finisher...eye of the tiger baby,eye of the tiger! AIDS vs Bloodline-pretty straight forward tag match,my money has been on bloodline from the start of the tournament and i expect them to win the gold,as Smythe's career has been lacking in gold i will mark for his first legitimate title! Now they have lost Kavito can crawl back into his hole until the next tournament,when ever that is.I marked for smythe stealing the finisher at the end. Now the big one...Boldo vs Trips I was gonna bang on about how Trips got served a nice big cup of shut the fuck up,he deserved everything he got after talking so much shit,but then i learned this was a re-do from which trips won the 1st match,which kind of took away from the whole thing,as i can see both sides of the argument. but,if i'm going off the match we were shown on the show,Trips got his ass beat worse than mayhem,it looked like boldo turned orange on my screen right at the end,but it was too little,too late,i'd even nominate this match for biggest ass whoopin of the year,even bigger than smythe/gaines,just due to the amount of bitchin trips does on the boards and how great he thinks he is,then he got taken to school by bold,there was virtually no offense there at all,the triple bitch slap at the end made me LMFAO. even the music was great,very fitting. but like i said,the fact that this was a re-do takes away from the ownage factor.As much as it made me feel warm inside watching trips getting his ass handed to him,i think you should have taken the first loss,then made comments about it in this thread,then we would have got boldo vs trips 3.
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OCW Turmoil 8-5-08 Card
I hope to god there's more than 3 matches.
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OCW Turmoil 07-29-2008: RV Verified!
First...wooooooooo!
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29-7-08
I'm still The Diamond Ace,just with paint :)...as i couldn't find a look i really liked with no paint,as now cross and seth are bald with beards it looks like a humpty dumpty convention around here.....that's a cool idea about the guy ritchie thing, i'd love to see a pikey in ocw also..lol
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29-7-08
LMFAO...Deano..I hate you :( and Trips..dam you..be afraid...be very afraid...mwahahahahaha!
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29-7-08
http://img27.picoodle.com/img/img27/4/7/28/f_posterm_6b39070.jpg
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Riot 7/24/08
Your welcome Smyhte...just remember all these times you owe me when you ruling high as the OCW champ :)
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Riot 7/24/08
Hotchickswithdouchebags.com....LMFAO!
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OCW Turmoil 07-22-2008: RV SAYS THIS EDITION IS MATURE RATED!
Smythe..you ALWAYS get carried in tag matches...see Team Extreme :) 2 bitches with 1 elbow :)
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OCW Turmoil 07-22-2008: RV SAYS THIS EDITION IS MATURE RATED!
I dont understand why kavito is in this tournament to begin with,he doesn't compete at all for months then he pops up when tournaments are on and has sketchy fpr at best..so you get people who play reguraly and fairly like Kang/Aries losing out on a title shot to someone who cant even get the rules down. HOLY SHIT does Deano look wierd with a blonde ponytail..lol..diggin the t-shirt.Another nice win for Bloodline. i'm feeling new tag champs. Guy vs Mace was definitly sped up, hope tha twasn;t to try and beat the time limit. Mace needs to quit using the hardcore perk outside of hardcore matches, it doesnt look right, you wouldn't just randomly go get a chair infront of a ref in a normal match and start bashing your head in..try to cut down on the amount of times you use the perk big guy,as its nearly every match. I enjoyed the valmont attack at the end, not too long and i liked the sound effects added,Poe is now stuck with hideous face scars for the rest of his career,will be interesting to see what he looks like with out the paint.
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OCW Turmoil 07-22-2008: RV SAYS THIS EDITION IS MATURE RATED!
Note on my match against Spoon...it was a very fun match to play,i was beating his ass and i just couldn't put him away,i think me and spoon have only had 1 DM before in our entire ocw careers so this match was exciting,his come back was great and the set-up confused the shit outta me :(......I will get my revenge :) http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/4/7/22/f_lolcats2finm_68fdf14.jpg 7 seconds spoonman, 7 seconds...... p.s..I HATE rope break :( Onto the show... EDIT-This Paris Hilton stuff is fucking hilarious!..we need more stuff like this.
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Riot 7/17/08
Oh my god..just seen the FFB's.....please fire these 2 immediatly...that shit is poison to my ears. That was the most mono-tone drizzle i have ever heard in my life. The people aint laughing with you..they laughing AT you...and not in a good way.
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Riot 7/17/08
Tiffany quizzes Smythe about his spending habits...jungle fever..lmao. 'Can I have your number' line was priceless..pure gold. Kang wants to back out of his tag match as he doesnt like circus aries. Ring master is seen firing up his troops. Valmont is looking for The Poe-ker(see what i did there ),and ends up with a poodle..lol Vs and technology don't mix well, rachael tries to get Vs prepared for his match against Cruz. Leon and Malu in a ladder match? interesting Seth answers my challenge..this will be fun. Poe vs Guy-I was disapointed by this match,it was one i was looking forward to the most,it was basically whips,strikes and quick grapples all the way through,with a few corner moves by guy i think poe landed 1 strong grapple and guy landed 1 and 1 ucm move,not including the rope bounce thing.I was expecting a real move-fest of a match here but it was not to be. WoW!...Smythe beat gaines like he just wiped his ass on the canadian flag..squash if ever i saw one.Not much to say really,atleast gaines managed to get Smythe's head yellow, i thought he was on for a clean sweep. Now chino has dropped the paint/mask? what is goin on around here???? Areis tagging with Kang didnt really make much sense with the storyline atm...the ending looked cool. Kang sacrificing himself..lol..The Kang Bang!..sweet. Has chino been on the roids? Leon late on the save again...lmao...buy a watch man! finally gets his hands on Malu but cj has already been owned, and i call bullshit on leon being able to osaka cutter Malu..there's no way your getting that ass over your shoulder backwards! Kang vs Tyro wouldnt load for me so i'll watch it and comment when i get home from work. Boldo..those pants are pretty cool....i can buy the cartwheel taunts from bold, but not the backflips,,lol..mace didnt do to badly, now bold has his moveset sorted he has some nice spots that he's made for himself, the finish and set up looked great,that finisher looks much better on you than the chokeslam. Bloodline's logo and music are markworthy. I'm sure Ov Terror used to have the intro music that Vs is using at one point. Carlos held his own against Vs, even took it to him for a little bit, but Vs was too strong, i marked for the corner reverse boot into neckbreaker that gave Vs his finisher icon,looked cool,and that running finisher looked badass. Blolodline vs Final Act, 4 very good players here..2 very good hard teams to beat. Poe and Smythe have good chemistry as a team, Amart virtually owned himself this match by not tagging out, the key to tag matches is lots of tags,i dont undersatand people who never tag out or only tag the once.I lol'd at Poe botching the moonsault near the end. 2 nice wins for smythe this week.
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Riot 7/17/08
Dear-Mr Sensation,your a big jerk for making a poll...you should have just put me in the tournament. yours sincerley, P2S p.s. ASS! like that?
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Riot 7/17/08
Kip..there is no Parker vs Gaines...it was just me unleashing my rage and bitterness at losing the last spot :)....onto the show......
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Turn the Page...
Nice rp... http://img29.picoodle.com/img/img29/4/7/16/f_kkkm_36eb28e.jpg