Parker

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*Scene opens in a small hospital room in china* Parker-God dam it man, my head is killing me! Dr.Wong-Congratulaions Mr.Stevens,the operation was almsot a complete success..... Parker-What do you mean 'almost'? Dr.Wong-Well,we we're able to remove part of your diencephalon,which has restored full blood flow to the rest of your brain,but due to the TBI you have suffered,we had to also remove another part,a very small part,but..... Parker-BUT WHAT GOD DAM IT? TELL ME STRAIGHT YOU LITTLE YELLOW CREEP! Dr.Wong-It's the part that controls your temper Mr.Stevens. Parker-WHAT! Dr.Wong-Please calm down sir, let me explain....Everyone’s temperament varies. For individuals with head injury, anger and irritability may occur more frequently than with the average person. The cause of these temper outbursts after TBI is related to the type of injury to the brain. Often a TBI occurs to the frontal areas of the brain where the damage causes individuals to be unable to hold back their emotional and verbal responses. Parker-Huh? Dr-Wong-Individuals with TBI have what can be described as a “quick fuse.” It is like the gates fly open and emotions come out. Their temper rises rapidly and outbursts may occur over relatively minor events. These outbursts are often unpredictable. What makes them angry today may not make them angry tomorrow. Parker-So what your saying is that i have no way of controlling my temper? Dr.Wong-Kind of, you may be prone in the future to random displays of anger and outbursts at really innapropriate moments.but the important thing is.. Parker-KISS MY ASS LITTLE MAN! Dr-Wong-The important thing to remember is to slowly count to 7 when you feel yourself getting angry,this may help,but there's no guarantee. Parker-But i'm good to go? Dr.Wong,not quite,you need a few days more rest but after that you are free to go, but take it easy. Parker-Perfect doc....absoloutley perfect. *scene fades out as Parker lowers his head back to his pillow as Dr.Wong leaves the room*

Dam man, your leaving a HUGE void to fill,i only had 2 official matches with you,but you were cool to work with,i never got to drop the elbow on your big,scary ass :) and we have had some EPIC,EPIC dark matches man, i'm sure one of them lasted for like 50 minutes :) your one of the best man, i guess now Smythe really is the alpha heel....that means we're all in trouble :) take it easy man, i'm sure i'll catch ya on live for a few games.

Since Kage didn't actually lose,no one leaves right? or has he already signed a contract with GCW and thats why he got the bret hart treatment? :) Also, the 7 sins thing was fucking epic,that was an awesome idea who ever came up with it,Wrath is gonna cause hell now he finally got rid of that tranny Blake :)

Was i the only person who wanted to see a legit 1 v 1 of Kage vs Nate for the retirement? it was awesome but i feel a little robbed :( as that ending was 'meh' congratz to Smythe..you deserve it man.

Wow...didn't realise titles changed hands in count outs..lol

*Scene opens with Parker sat on a chair in a doctors surgery* Parker-You see that doc *Parker holds his hand out with the palm facing the floor* I can't stop it shaking, I can't control it,it comes and goes,but its getting worse. Doctor-I see what you mean,that's definitley not a good sign....we have the results back from your C.A.T scan,would you like to see them. Parker-That's what i'm here for doc,fix me up. Doctor-Well,it seems that the numerous chair shots you have recieved over the last few months have resulted in abnormal swelling in the left side of your brain,that's what's causing the headaches and temporary loses of sight in your left eye. Parker-Err...that doesn't sound good.... Doctor-It's not,basically the next severe head trauma you recieve could result in permenant brain damage or paralysis. Parker-Holy crap! So what's the cure? or what would you advise me to do? Doctor-From a medical point of view...your not going to like this,but I would retire from professional wrestling. Parker-What!!!! Are you crazy? wrestling is my life,how the hell am i supposed to just walk away? Doctor-Thats just my advise...the decision is yours,but think of it like this, are you willing to risk EVERYTHING just for the rush? Wrestlers don't have the longest career expectancy anyway due to the risks you guys take,but you have to understand Mr.Stevens,the next chair shot you recieve could put you in a wheel chair,you could never walk again,play football with your son in the park,or do any of the things that you take for granted at this very moment. Parker-Wow..when you put it like that,it kind of puts everything into perspective,but this is a huge decision,i gotta think about this.Its all happening too fast,I thought you'd just give me some more pills or something. *A few days pass and Parker returns to the doctors surgery* Parker-Ok doc,i have thought long and hard about this,but if this is what i gotta do,then this is what i gotta do,i'll sign that form...its official,Parker Stevens is hangin' his boots up. *Scene fades as Parker flips his phone open and scrolls down to Mr.Sensations number and hits dial*

Isn't valmont on a break?

Trips is defending against Carlos.....i like you Cruz, but Trips is gonna destroy you :( better get your finisher reversal head on mexican!

Woah woah woah woah...Akeem ...my man, The hardcore title match was the sleeper hit of the night at Lution :)

there may be an old post in the news swdction from when he was first explaining it, but i'd also ask smythe as he seems to know the system as he always calls it in his reviews..lol

I just re-read my post thanks to AA, and it does sound like i'm writing Kage off already..lmao...my bad, i meant 'you will be back' as either 1 of them..lol..as i cant actually see either of these 2 leaving ocw for good...so apologies Kage. This could be THE match of the entire OCW history.

Macho Man lost his retirement match and came back as Macho King.....you will be back :)....maybe as an alt,but you will be back! or you will 'retire' til TNA or 09.

Dunno if i'm reading it wrong but it seems like Big Joe 's rp should have been put before my match with Mace.

wow...Aries vs Val is a MOTY candidate

I'm at work so i will be watching it as soon as i get home like i always do.

Do not confuse Perfection with Greatness!

Markout moments for me so far were- Mace's running boot as Valmont was removing the bin,that looked savage! The doubler finishe reversal at the same time in my tag match :) Leon kicking out when Smythe hit him with his own finisher,i know it was edited or what ever but it was still a nice spot. Smyther pimp slapping Leon after the match made me lol. Everything involving Majin,he is so gay in his rp's but he is a god dam monster in the squared circle,so aggressive. HEX winning the tag belts, this will definitly spice up the tag belts and get them noticed again. Bauer leg dropping Wilson through the table off the ladder was nice. Air winning the Ex title...he deserves it more than any1..although UK does count so your the 2nd european EX champ you monkey ass! :) Entire Kage/Nate fight...these 2 have great chemistry when they fight. The V man dethroning the Money Mutt..this was a great match and had me hooked the whole time,Versus is looking more like Rick Rude everytime i watch him..lmao..great stuff.I went nuts when RD reversed the first stunner..lol

Cheap shot Poling.....cheap shot.

Why the fuck did the last 5 minutes of the desk turn into a fucking WoW seminar? dam....i want those 5 minutes of my life back.....

Can we not make a vote on d-jack? his whole fucking caw is ridiculous, with his stupid ass attire and gay as hell finishing move? That was one of the longest and most overdrawn fucking matches i have ever seen... Nice match between Colt starr and Otomo.Big win for the rook. Kip Conrad fucking owns!

Hopefully Kang has submitted our match as this week has been bat shit crazy for me.

Thats one hell of a nice card yet again vimes.

Lmao vs..yes i was,but i hardly ever used flamig tables as you cant use them in a normal hardcore match, only ecw rules. but nice point.

Really? didn't know that, hell, you learn something new everyday.