Michael Morrison

Every time I read something pertaining to this feud, I picture it ending the same way: Mania holding Poe over the edge of a tall building while Poe asks, "Who are you?" and Mania replies, "........ I'm Spoonman."

Why thank you, Flem... but considering your attire, I'm not sure if that helps or hurts my case. Either way, 'preciate it. Speaking of attires, although Rox's new black/red/white attire is less harsh on the eyes, it was a commonly used color scheme, which is why I decided to switch to burnt-orange, back in da day. I quickly realized that just about everyone in OCW had some kind of red/black variation. Now, Rox looks like Thorgrim -- the hammer guy from Conan: http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/Osterberg/conan/backup.jpg I will say Rox/Flem was fun to watch. Great spot at 6:18 and the first song made me laugh and then cry... because I know it's going to play in my head everytime I see a wigger and eventually it will drive me mad, because they're like 7/11's round here. Speaking of trends... why does every Extremist in OCW seem to have the MVP running knee facebuster thing? I remember Baxter hitting it on me and I saw both, Flem and Rox use it. I know there are limited running grapple moves, but it's not even a cruiseresque move really -- more like a brawler/smashmouth move. Speaking of smashmouth, Vincent has a new attire and guess what color scheme it is, Rox? I'm gonna miss Vincent's lollipop curls; they were a great source of ridicule and made him stand out. I think someone already mentioned it, but it reminds me of Matt "Motherfucking" Wilson -- the new look, that is. Speaking of motherfuckers... y'all need to go to OPTIONS and turn the damn counts on. C'mon, people, I keep thinking the ref was taken out somehow and the guy being pinned has a chance of kicking out because I can't hear or see anyone counting the 1-2-3. Hehe... Poe delivers a sick rhyming burn to Rox. Reminder, Poe... try not to use abbreviations when doing RP's... bossman no likey the short typey.

I'm still mad I wasn't able to convince OCW to annoy you into wearing the brown Wolverine attire.

Haha... sorry, Parker, the fans have spoken. I already posted the new formula in the C.A.W section under Create-A-Morrison (Old-School).

*sighs* Ya know, I was originally going to tell you both to sit and spin, once again, seeing as I'm stubborn and don't like to conform... but I figured: So far the number of people who are losing sleep over my change in attire, outnumber those who appreciate the change so I'll go ahead and drop the new attire, take two steps back and dawn the plain shorts and chemotherapy hair. Yay for democracy.

I forget who mentioned it, but I'm diggin' Deano's new attire. Not sure if it's a permanent change, but it's all Deano. I now get why Blade was so upset about the lack of comments about the tag match. VFM... to steal an overused line, even for a guy like you, that's cold.

Technically, Kip is Tom and Ryder is Katie.

Oh, you silly, flaming sacks of backdoor baby batter bingo... good stuff.

Never thought I'd say this, but sick burn. EDIT: Just read the RP and part of me really wishes I didn't. I'm a visual person so I'll eternally hate Karim for the images he's conjured. A part of me also wishes Karim didn't bring up Yoho and Fanny, but I guess you have to start somewhere. The RP wasn't "bad" per say, and its in Karim's flamboyant style... heavy on the flame and boy-ant, but something is missing. Although it's cool to see Karim return -- most likely bringing his rapid fire elbows -- I fear that he won't stand out as much as he used to. OCW is now full of self-indulging, narcissist types, so he's gonna have to put a twist on it... just don't wear pink, because we have plenty of that as well.

Ha... even though I knew it was coming, the Mini Mayhem beatdown was still a funny moment. I'm not usually one for "midget" versions of wrestlers -- WWE has kicked that horse one too many times -- Mayhem is such ominous, towering figure of impending doom, so it actually works. If it would have been a midget version of Vimes, it would just be pointless. Smythe... how could you let yourself get counted out? You could have pulled such a heel move by running back into the ring at 9, right after hitting the backbreaker, man. http://i42.tinypic.com/apjp1h.gif Oh yeah... that's the dissapointment, my friend.

Some interesting gimmick matches. Not many real submission artists these days, so this could help bring back the art form. AJ Phoenix is usually the first name that comes to mind when I hear submission, followed by Guy.

I liked Judas' return at the beginning. There are allot of "returns" so far and eventually it loses it's significance, but Judas played it smart: A little video -- not overdone I might add -- with clips of old matches, which helped remind me of who he is. No offense, but I probably wouldn't have remembered who he was just off his name. It's followed by a brief, but well written RP that is a bit cliche' but does the job of informing us what his plans are. The Vindicator/Smith match was great... I just wish I could have seen the original ending. This was one of those matches where it didn't really matter who won, because both guys brought their A-Game and it could have gone either way really. It's a good first match for Vindicator.

I've been going to work early allot lately and working longer than usual hours, so I didn't get to catch the WIR when it first came out but I'm glad I made time for it tonight. Dexter actually sounds a bit different than last time, or maybe he tried a new recording method... not important. Either way, it was interesting to hear contrasting opinions on certain things, such as Irving's new gimmick. I actually dig the gimmick, but I can see where Dexter is coming from if Seth continues to lose matches. Sure, it's part of his gimmick not to care -- and I never really thought about it until I heard the review -- but I think it works so well because Seth was, in fact, a bad mofo not too long ago. I suppose if he were to have had a horrible losing record pryor to starting the gimmick, most people probably would have just seen it as a way to lose every match and play it off as, "Eh, it's my thing". I guess we'll see how it goes. In Seth's defense, he's gone against some pretty heavy hitters, so I can't really judge. I also want to point out something, because Baxter's been getting allot of flack about the Clash match and although he mentioned the advantage of me being a heavy to his lightheavy, he's not one to make excuses, which I can respect. The fact of the matter is that the "Old-School Attire" stats -- due to reasons I won't get into -- were off. If I had gone against another heavy, it probably wouldn't have made that big of a difference, but against a lightheavy, Baxter was at a bigger disadvantage. But, like I said, Baxter went ahead with the match, gave some friendly advice about the stats and at the end, said Good Game. Also, I accidently delivered a diving elbow, when attempting to re-enter the ring, that hit him right in the head during the match. If you watch the match, his head goes from recently yellow, to orange, almost instantly. During career mode, I found that two successful dive attacks will usually take anyone from yellow to orange just like that. As for my Old-School Attire stats, they have been adjusted. I actually re-did my stats for both attires -- using Regan's "Failsafe" techniques -- and was able to recreate my 2008 stats, exactly. Took me 8 hours, but eh.

-_- no matches on this segment, but if you're a fan of Bumfights, you can't pass it up. And that's just a taste. I can't get over the comedic timing in some of these RP's... the subtle jabs and in-between-the-lines mentality make them a fun read. Page 9.... FUCK! That is all. Oh wait... Rox learns a life lesson. I gotta say, I forget who mentioned it, but I agree with how Rox has some well written RP's and without the Wiener storyline, you can really appreciate it. Speaking of things to appreciate, guess who's back? Someone takes advantage of the Highlight Reel features and puts together a magical piece of footage that signals sure-fire doom and destruction in OCW's near future. Oooooh Yeeaaaaaah. As for the Main Event, i'm just going to say that I'm happy with the outcome.

Page 6 was great. Leon reminds men how, if you're losing a verbal battle to a woman, you can always choke-a-bitch. Orton may have kicked Vince in the head, but Leon does one better. I am now a certified Irving mark. He's selling this new outlook so well and it just comes naturally. The best villains are guys who are somewhat insane, but you can almost see their point... the reasoning behind their madness -- you can relate, is what I'm sayin'. Irving is that villain: he's sticking to his belief and you just can't phase him. The Pen bit with Guy is, once again, priceless. Instant lawl.

I see what you did there. Words hurt too, Baxter... words hurt too :(

Vindicator's build-up RP's are working well. I can't wait to see what this guy can do in the ring... if his family can convince him to get back in there, I should say.

LMAO... I still crack up over Sensation's video RP's. Its funny though, I though the sounded like that because of the computer translator, but listening to his daughter talk, it's just the way they sound. Go figure.

Now ladies... keep it above the belt. No, seriously, keep it above the belt.

It's only for hardcore matches and such... the tights remain. Surprised you want me to lose the tights, of all people. Also, don't forget to catch Ryder in Benjamin's Bottom 2... or something like that. Mania... although I appreciate the effort in pulling the voice-over, could have at least made it sync. Man, VFM's intro music makes me want to hit a bong while hittin' a bitch. The match reminds me why we created the "camera man stays on the apron" recording technique though.

Another victim of punch-drunkeness.

You forgot to mention the return of certain attires -_- and WTF is up with BJ Smith's entrance theme?

Ha... Aries' "WOT?!" needs to be a t-shirt.

-_- considering the people you associate yourself with lately, I don't think I would accept anything from you that fits up the male rectum.

Done reading.... now what? *looks at watch* I'm gonna go make some Eggos.