Riot 633 "Insidious"

[Mr.Sensation]

WOW Fun Show!

 

[Mr.Sensation]

@Sheldon Tremblay@BASH Good shit

 

@Gabriel Vincent great turning chicken shit into chicken salad! @Eddie RamosLOVE THE VOICE!!!! So many great lines!

Stacy isn't irish!

 

@Mad Dawg Davis@Marisa WelchSO MESSY! also stop cursing made dawg or bleep yourself!

@Alex Ashernice debut you look like diet MATTEO aka blacksmith

@Damian Bourne @Joe Deaver If yall don't work a program now I'm going to be upset!

@Drago Cesar fucking amazano!

@El Parca@Nate Mac fucking top shit

@John Cartergreat tiktok exclusive

 

@Junko Jiirotaim sick of you fire pro looking ass rookie, JUNKIE REIGNS NNEEDS TO LOOK STRONG!

 

@EMPyou are iconic ❤️

@Quartz solid gold, i love you fantasitc apology

@Aleksander Bolek @Jacob Trance I cannot belive what I sawlz

Super fun show lots of words discuss if i missed your @ be sad it was personal and i hate u, jk ❤️

[Quartz]

SPLINTERED THOUGHTS

 

I didn't have "Jay becomes weak-kneed thirsty incel" on my bingo card when this EMP saga started, I know that much.

 

Devon Flash is furiously searching for C-Note. Surprised he's not looking for the cops tbh. trying to little-bro Nate Ortiz is a choice. HOLY SHIT. Nate Ortiz coming out the gates hot with the line:

 

"I've been here for 20 years, I've seen your type a million times... I'm probably going to be here another 20 years while you end up as a good what-if story."

 

Good advice on the back end from Nate too. Even if he layers it in with a threat.

 

Parca's year of greatness on display, fresh new ring announcer and celebratory video. Had I not watched this live, I would have been a bit concerned at the 12 minute timestamp, but it was paced out *pretty* well and worked in a great song, as well as some memories, which you know I'm a sucker for. Iceman's "friendlier" approach is not really what I expected. I still can't really tell if he's honestly trying to build a bridge or if he's being a DECEIVER for a shot at the OCW World Title... Maybe both? 

 

Lot of universe connecting going on these days. I LOVE IT! Tons of segments/RPS where multiple moving pieces/facets of the universe are connected. Happened up there with C-Note and Nate, happens here in this UE promo with Damian, Mantis, Temple of Omen, etc. 

 

Substance wise, this Deaver/Bourne thing interests me a lot (especially with the interactions they had later in their match), but right now Deaver seems to be solidly locked into a meme phase, or he himself is so goofily blinded by that over-enthusiastic patriotism he talks about. Both the US and Canada representatives here don't sound like outright good guys or bad guys, both just equally annoying, but in a harmless way. Right now I read Deaver and Vincent as smarmy, confident little shits (though loyal to their people) and Petie/Eddie more as their "straight men", which is a tried and true dynamic and keeps Deaver/Vincent from leaning too heavily into unlikeable. Either way, glad to see UE spreading their wings and being involved in several things without losing their connective tissue. 

 

JACOB HAWK VS BAE:

I like Jacob Hawk's look and aesthetic, and even though I ALSO love Guerrilla Radio, it does not fit his slow-moving bad-assery. I would expect someone fired the fuck up flying through that curtain ready to Kerry Von Erich this thing. That and try to mix crowd noise and your theme better, would be my only critique on the entrance. Overall fun match, we know what to expect from BAE and watching him get beat up by a newcomer is EZ money. No FPR breaks, moveset didn't offend me. No shocker, Asher knows how to act 95% of the time in OCW. Now it's time to dive in and explore the character with some feuds and interactions.

---

Post-match promo in-ring! I'll tell you one thing, Jacob Hawk leaves absolutely no room for ambiguity regarding where he stands against the rest of the roster. Good simple emphatic "I am going to be a menace and idc who knows". I like the added little potshots for further planting your flag in THIS company. Sometimes introductory promos can feel a little "universal" or "vanilla" when they don't ground themselves in the universe in front of them. Hawk does not let that happen, calling OCW his new home, referencing a solid handful of currently impactful wrestlers, etc. He's def a heel and now I have even more reason to hate Guerrilla Radio as a theme. 

 

I really enjoyed the UE backstage promo with the boys in suits & Stacy Clark doing her best Irish impression. (still better than Jay's). The substance here is valuable, especially on the heels of the shirt stuff before. THIS is more how I viewed UE, not so much that they're buttoned up, but just that they're focused and despite Gabe's meming antics, both guys still make you wanna cheer for them. Flipshit and Dipshit is great. Eddies voice makes me weak in the knees. Loved Gabe's line "you can't just wear anything around here". A clear nod to the t-shirt thing without making it seem whiny or overprioritized. Good work here. Good luck in the title match next week. Gabe as the chaotic jokester and Eddie as the straight laced wrestler is a great dynamic.

 

Mantis and Damian Bourne have their own get-together ahead of their match. Love that both teams made an effort to build up some rapport pre-match, especially Mantis and Damian. Mantis' way to sell the choke against Belakor is hilarious. Some industrial cans attached to a mask on the side of his head is true lunacy, which is just as well as Damian uses it as a dig against the US Healthcare system (he's right, why don't we care for our people?). MORE universe connecting as Mantis and Damian both mention several items from their past while chatting. This was surprisingly more grounded than the other team's promo. Damian's got the same toxic patriotism, but he wields it in a much more "regal" and "honorable" manner than Deaver, which adds a nice twist to the "US vs CA" angle, even if both are generally heelish.

 

UE VS DAMIAN & MANTIS

 

Another super fun match, no need to repeat what was said a bunch in stream/over the week. Highlight here was Damian and Deaver being super focused on trolling each other, which is just great work and a way to maximize your minutes in a comp match. It's not easy to do but everyone played their part here, and they all benefited from it. Deaver pounding on Mantis and isolating the injured person in the match also works well to emphasize the finish.

---

Jordan Trance arrives way past call-time, pretty unprofessional for the #1 contender. A letter from B17! Nickleback joke, lit. Jacob Trance fat joke? lit. Reference to #Austin Lee's social media fixation? Lit. Aries time traveling reference? Lit. I love me some memories/references, but this doesn't overdo it I think. There's obvious connective tissue between these two already and B17 being the "cool Uncle who gives you sage advice" would be great, if I didn't already know Jordan's going to be super edgy and rejecting of that patronizing advice.

 

Damian and Mantis hash out the loss! This one has substance, but is kinda hard to read as the format is all messed up. There were a couple instances of this in the prematch one but this one has a lot of it. Make sure you guys are putting the actions/non-speaking portions in bold in their own section.

 

SIDEBAR BEGIN

 

Example:

 

The Mantis: DON'T! SAY IT! He suddenly shouts, turning to Bourne, before looking him dead in the eye. His breathing becomes ragged and laboured inside the medical mask.

The Mantis: He stares Bourne down for a moment, his eyes filled with a barely contained rage, before collecting himself. Damian chuckles in his mind thinking of El Gran Mistico, still successfully baiting the young wrestler.

 

Mantis isn't saying anything other than "Don't! Say it!", yet all of the other narrative text is placed as if he's saying it out loud. It should read like this:

 

The Mantis: DON'T! SAY IT!

 

He suddenly shouts back at Damian Bourne, before looking him dead in the eye. His breathing becomes ragged and labored inside the medical mask.

 

Mantis stares Bourne down for a moment, his eyes filled with a barely contained rage, before collecting himself. Damian chuckles in his mind, certainly thinking of El Gran Mistico, still successfully baiting the young wrestler.

 

This is not an attempt to be nitpicky or snarky about formatting, but think of it like the FPR of RPs. I wanna spend time on the substance, not figuring out how to read it. 

 

SIDEBAR FINISHED

 

Things get very heated between the two, both blaming each other for causing the loss and taking jabs at one another. No physicality here, but Mantis probably wins the shout-fest, especially calling out Damian's nonsense Toxic Patriotism in a serious way. Damian does not relent, instead just kinda laughing in Mantis' face. Needless to say, these two will not be forming a long lasting tag team.

 

SKADI VS ASHLEY MOORE

 

I like Skadi and when Ashley's not wrestling with questionable ethics, she's one of the very best OCW has ever seen. It's not a long match, but it's a good one. I've liked SKADI since her debut and she has a good style battle with Ashley both in aesthetic and wrestling style. Ashley seemed very locked in, probably empowered through her frustrations with Belle. Ashley was in a mode reminiscent of her OCW Women's Championship runs when she was dominant towards everyone. Skadi continues to try and act honorably even in defeat, but Ashley has lost the plot and all semblance of niceties are out the window. She tells Skadi to hit the road before we get a BELLE SPECIAL SLAP. Simple, effective, everyone looks good here.

--

B17 getting hit up by scam texts in the locker room. Except this scam caller is very cryptic and weird... Oh wait, it's just Jordan Trance with some infuriating EMOTIONAL DAMAGE towards B17. Nothing like going after someone's love for their dog to be a real piece of shit heel. Bingo gave him some advice and tried to use his memories as a heartfelt gesture. Trance took those heartfelt ideas and weaponized them. Fuck you, Jordan. Leave the dog out of this.

 

Earlier tonight, Clickbait was fucking KIDNAPPED. Junko's attempts to get a Pride Championship rematch on threat of ending Dragana's new friend for good! The threats are unfounded of course, as Dragana takes the elevator (amazing audio production as always here, comedic timing mixed with high stakes) and the brawl ensues! Junko's already proven she'll go to absurd lengths, so it's good Dragana showed up. Junko's also holding strong as one of the few opponents Dragana has encountered who refuses to be swayed by fighting with love and pride... She's out for gold.

 

Where the fuck is Mr. Sensation and why is Akita hiding him from me?

 

JORDAN TRANCE VS ALEKSANDER BOLEK

 

"The Redemption of Aleksander Bolek" continues with a match against the #1 Contender. Should be a great opportunity for Jordan to build momentum ahead of- 

 

OH FUCK WHAT

 

Jordan clearly is too fixated on B17's letter and his act of Doggo Vengeance, as he's unable to kickout of the D-Capitator (lil powerwalk punt) very early in the match!!! Sell at your own risk, kids. This complicates things now, as giving Bolek any confidence usually does.

--

our NA Champion has a serious case of food poisoning so bad it's compromised his organs. The clown is beginning to malfunction, causing even the doctor to freak out. JynX voice is now out of wack and he's smiling again. More light flickering and JynX has what I can only assume is a baby bump and an automated voice. I guess this goes to show you shouldn't fuck with BASH. I'll keep that in mind.

 

From one NA Champ to the man he beat for it, C-Note making sure he does not let Devon's attempts to find him go unanswered. In the lavish penthouse, as confident as ever. C-Note's arrogant antics work well against other heels, a good example of how you can become a babyface by simply targeting your vitriol at someone who deserves it rather than someone who does not. 

 

The Clark Effect! Luis is here to show off his new merch line. ("CHECKM8" is a gr8 name). Luis confidently talks about his triple threat next week on Turmoil, mentioning his past training with Samsin inside Scumchester Academy several years ago. It seems Luis is beginning to turn a corner, as he clearly does not seem to be taking the interview seriously. Stacy attempts to grill him on making the choice NOT to help Samsin against DNS, to which he says he "doesnt have a reason to fight them", blaming Iceman's absence for the attack. The usually reserved and friendly Luis is beginning to find his edge and his focus.

MARISA VS JUNKO

Two of the most entertaining in a stacked women's division, we knew it'd be good. Junko is given a long time on the outside of the ring, lenient refs, Too lenient, as PERL gets involved, making this muddy World Championship picture even muddier. Solid match with plenty of storyline implications to boot.

--

Trance and B17 are done playing nostalgia tag as he finds the younger Trance in medical. Jordan Trance hilariously claims he stayed down on purpose to avoid further injuries to stay as healthy as possible for the Championship match. Which is both hilariously stupid, as well as very transparent. He doesn't mention any potential complications with Bolek pinning him as #1 contender, which is just as well because he knows he only barely bamboozled his way into this situation to begin with. I'm wondering how much of Jordan's frustrations are being held close to the vest. I want to believe he believes in himself and believes he was the one in the right, but I can see how some of these recent events are starting to get to him, someone new to this kind of spotlight.

 

8 years and like 900 combined days as a champion and Quartz can't get a face-to-face with the boss. Cool.

 

JUNKO VS MARISA

Match was double posted on pages 4 and 5. Though I am surprised to see a tech/production issue that doesn't end with my content getting cut for once.

--

Nate Ortiz is here to give us a lil press conference. He reasonably mentions how a long career of his magnitude takes a toll on the body, but that he'll be back and ready for whomever his next challenger will be! He says he will definitely be on Turmoil to take out one of the "pieces of trash" on his list.

 

Oh right, and he namedrops Quartz because I guess he really likes losing to him. Maybe another time, 'Chize.a Keep it in your pants.

 

BASH VS SHELDON TREMBLAY

Have really enjoyed Sheldon's entire career, everything flows and makes sense, he doesn't break rules or FPR, he's always around and doing stuff, etc. Character specific, he and BASH both are at crossroads, with BASH's enemies becoming so numerous he needs to recruit even more while he tries mightily to get another crack at the CCW World Championship following B17's pathetic attempt to represent OCW at the Anniversary show. Sheldon on the other hand, is creating enemies at this point. Long overdue, I'd say, as Sheldon's been jerked around constantly since entering the limelight, with his friends in SANCTUM either leaving or turning on him, Kassidy using him and spitting him out when he was done, his feel-good world title reign cut short by a crafty HOFer in Aries, his chance to regain it stymied in a big way in that Ironman match... Sheldon's been through a lot and while it's hard to blame him for being upset, his aggression is taking hold no matter what. 

I think the pressure and stress took a big affect in this match, as the grandstanding and hotdogging allowed BASH to regain control and he never ceded it again. John gets his lick back and is now firmly focused on taking Sheldon down a notch. Samsin still after BASH even after the match is over. 

 

Very excited to see whether Sheldon's able to corral this angst into focused energy or if it keeps getting in his way as he keeps battling with John Carter. 

--

GREAT SHOW. I didn't focus much on matches as we saw those live, we've talked about them a bunch already. 

 

tanks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Jacob The Mantis OGrady]

23 minutes ago, Quartz said:

SIDEBAR BEGIN

 

Example:

 

The Mantis: DON'T! SAY IT! He suddenly shouts, turning to Bourne, before looking him dead in the eye. His breathing becomes ragged and laboured inside the medical mask.

The Mantis: He stares Bourne down for a moment, his eyes filled with a barely contained rage, before collecting himself. Damian chuckles in his mind thinking of El Gran Mistico, still successfully baiting the young wrestler.

 

Mantis isn't saying anything other than "Don't! Say it!", yet all of the other narrative text is placed as if he's saying it out loud. It should read like this:

 

The Mantis: DON'T! SAY IT!

 

He suddenly shouts back at Damian Bourne, before looking him dead in the eye. His breathing becomes ragged and labored inside the medical mask.

 

Mantis stares Bourne down for a moment, his eyes filled with a barely contained rage, before collecting himself. Damian chuckles in his mind, certainly thinking of El Gran Mistico, still successfully baiting the young wrestler.

 

This is not an attempt to be nitpicky or snarky about formatting, but think of it like the FPR of RPs. I wanna spend time on the substance, not figuring out how to read it. 

 

SIDEBAR FINISHED

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah, yes, that. We had submitted it with the bold text in the correct spots, and both Bourne and I proofread it before submission, but it came out looking ugly on the actual webshow's page. Not quite sure what happened, maybe the site sees bolds only once per paragraph, then doesn't add them back in until a new one starts. Definitely something to remember going forward.

[Quartz]

1 minute ago, Jacob The Mantis OGrady said:

 

 

Ah, yes, that. We had submitted it with the bold text in the correct spots, and both Bourne and I proofread it before submission, but it came out looking ugly on the actual webshow's page. Not quite sure what happened, maybe the site sees bolds only once per paragraph, then doesn't add them back in until a new one starts. Definitely something to remember going forward.

 

Yeah, whenever you have a promo, always double check it after conversion from DOCS to WEBSITE or whatever. You can also use the Oracle: https://ocwfedoracle.github.io/MadBotMorrison.html

 

Maybe that will help. 

 

Either way, good to know it's a minor transfer issue and not a misunderstanding of the Morrison Method. All good

[EMP]

37 minutes ago, Quartz said:

SPLINTERED THOUGHTS

 

I didn't have "Jay becomes weak-kneed thirsty incel" on my bingo card when this EMP saga started, I know that much.

 

Devon Flash is furiously searching for C-Note. Surprised he's not looking for the cops tbh. trying to little-bro Nate Ortiz is a choice. HOLY SHIT. Nate Ortiz coming out the gates hot with the line:

 

"I've been here for 20 years, I've seen your type a million times... I'm probably going to be here another 20 years while you end up as a good what-if story."

 

Good advice on the back end from Nate too. Even if he layers it in with a threat.

 

Parca's year of greatness on display, fresh new ring announcer and celebratory video. Had I not watched this live, I would have been a bit concerned at the 12 minute timestamp, but it was paced out *pretty* well and worked in a great song, as well as some memories, which you know I'm a sucker for. Iceman's "friendlier" approach is not really what I expected. I still can't really tell if he's honestly trying to build a bridge or if he's being a DECEIVER for a shot at the OCW World Title... Maybe both? 

 

Lot of universe connecting going on these days. I LOVE IT! Tons of segments/RPS where multiple moving pieces/facets of the universe are connected. Happened up there with C-Note and Nate, happens here in this UE promo with Damian, Mantis, Temple of Omen, etc. 

 

Substance wise, this Deaver/Bourne thing interests me a lot (especially with the interactions they had later in their match), but right now Deaver seems to be solidly locked into a meme phase, or he himself is so goofily blinded by that over-enthusiastic patriotism he talks about. Both the US and Canada representatives here don't sound like outright good guys or bad guys, both just equally annoying, but in a harmless way. Right now I read Deaver and Vincent as smarmy, confident little shits (though loyal to their people) and Petie/Eddie more as their "straight men", which is a tried and true dynamic and keeps Deaver/Vincent from leaning too heavily into unlikeable. Either way, glad to see UE spreading their wings and being involved in several things without losing their connective tissue. 

 

JACOB HAWK VS BAE:

I like Jacob Hawk's look and aesthetic, and even though I ALSO love Guerrilla Radio, it does not fit his slow-moving bad-assery. I would expect someone fired the fuck up flying through that curtain ready to Kerry Von Erich this thing. That and try to mix crowd noise and your theme better, would be my only critique on the entrance. Overall fun match, we know what to expect from BAE and watching him get beat up by a newcomer is EZ money. No FPR breaks, moveset didn't offend me. No shocker, Asher knows how to act 95% of the time in OCW. Now it's time to dive in and explore the character with some feuds and interactions.

---

Post-match promo in-ring! I'll tell you one thing, Jacob Hawk leaves absolutely no room for ambiguity regarding where he stands against the rest of the roster. Good simple emphatic "I am going to be a menace and idc who knows". I like the added little potshots for further planting your flag in THIS company. Sometimes introductory promos can feel a little "universal" or "vanilla" when they don't ground themselves in the universe in front of them. Hawk does not let that happen, calling OCW his new home, referencing a solid handful of currently impactful wrestlers, etc. He's def a heel and now I have even more reason to hate Guerrilla Radio as a theme. 

 

I really enjoyed the UE backstage promo with the boys in suits & Stacy Clark doing her best Irish impression. (still better than Jay's). The substance here is valuable, especially on the heels of the shirt stuff before. THIS is more how I viewed UE, not so much that they're buttoned up, but just that they're focused and despite Gabe's meming antics, both guys still make you wanna cheer for them. Flipshit and Dipshit is great. Eddies voice makes me weak in the knees. Loved Gabe's line "you can't just wear anything around here". A clear nod to the t-shirt thing without making it seem whiny or overprioritized. Good work here. Good luck in the title match next week. Gabe as the chaotic jokester and Eddie as the straight laced wrestler is a great dynamic.

 

Mantis and Damian Bourne have their own get-together ahead of their match. Love that both teams made an effort to build up some rapport pre-match, especially Mantis and Damian. Mantis' way to sell the choke against Belakor is hilarious. Some industrial cans attached to a mask on the side of his head is true lunacy, which is just as well as Damian uses it as a dig against the US Healthcare system (he's right, why don't we care for our people?). MORE universe connecting as Mantis and Damian both mention several items from their past while chatting. This was surprisingly more grounded than the other team's promo. Damian's got the same toxic patriotism, but he wields it in a much more "regal" and "honorable" manner than Deaver, which adds a nice twist to the "US vs CA" angle, even if both are generally heelish.

 

UE VS DAMIAN & MANTIS

 

Another super fun match, no need to repeat what was said a bunch in stream/over the week. Highlight here was Damian and Deaver being super focused on trolling each other, which is just great work and a way to maximize your minutes in a comp match. It's not easy to do but everyone played their part here, and they all benefited from it. Deaver pounding on Mantis and isolating the injured person in the match also works well to emphasize the finish.

---

Jordan Trance arrives way past call-time, pretty unprofessional for the #1 contender. A letter from B17! Nickleback joke, lit. Jacob Trance fat joke? lit. Reference to #Austin Lee's social media fixation? Lit. Aries time traveling reference? Lit. I love me some memories/references, but this doesn't overdo it I think. There's obvious connective tissue between these two already and B17 being the "cool Uncle who gives you sage advice" would be great, if I didn't already know Jordan's going to be super edgy and rejecting of that patronizing advice.

 

Damian and Mantis hash out the loss! This one has substance, but is kinda hard to read as the format is all messed up. There were a couple instances of this in the prematch one but this one has a lot of it. Make sure you guys are putting the actions/non-speaking portions in bold in their own section.

 

SIDEBAR BEGIN

 

Example:

 

The Mantis: DON'T! SAY IT! He suddenly shouts, turning to Bourne, before looking him dead in the eye. His breathing becomes ragged and laboured inside the medical mask.

The Mantis: He stares Bourne down for a moment, his eyes filled with a barely contained rage, before collecting himself. Damian chuckles in his mind thinking of El Gran Mistico, still successfully baiting the young wrestler.

 

Mantis isn't saying anything other than "Don't! Say it!", yet all of the other narrative text is placed as if he's saying it out loud. It should read like this:

 

The Mantis: DON'T! SAY IT!

 

He suddenly shouts back at Damian Bourne, before looking him dead in the eye. His breathing becomes ragged and labored inside the medical mask.

 

Mantis stares Bourne down for a moment, his eyes filled with a barely contained rage, before collecting himself. Damian chuckles in his mind, certainly thinking of El Gran Mistico, still successfully baiting the young wrestler.

 

This is not an attempt to be nitpicky or snarky about formatting, but think of it like the FPR of RPs. I wanna spend time on the substance, not figuring out how to read it. 

 

SIDEBAR FINISHED

 

Things get very heated between the two, both blaming each other for causing the loss and taking jabs at one another. No physicality here, but Mantis probably wins the shout-fest, especially calling out Damian's nonsense Toxic Patriotism in a serious way. Damian does not relent, instead just kinda laughing in Mantis' face. Needless to say, these two will not be forming a long lasting tag team.

 

SKADI VS ASHLEY MOORE

 

I like Skadi and when Ashley's not wrestling with questionable ethics, she's one of the very best OCW has ever seen. It's not a long match, but it's a good one. I've liked SKADI since her debut and she has a good style battle with Ashley both in aesthetic and wrestling style. Ashley seemed very locked in, probably empowered through her frustrations with Belle. Ashley was in a mode reminiscent of her OCW Women's Championship runs when she was dominant towards everyone. Skadi continues to try and act honorably even in defeat, but Ashley has lost the plot and all semblance of niceties are out the window. She tells Skadi to hit the road before we get a BELLE SPECIAL SLAP. Simple, effective, everyone looks good here.

--

B17 getting hit up by scam texts in the locker room. Except this scam caller is very cryptic and weird... Oh wait, it's just Jordan Trance with some infuriating EMOTIONAL DAMAGE towards B17. Nothing like going after someone's love for their dog to be a real piece of shit heel. Bingo gave him some advice and tried to use his memories as a heartfelt gesture. Trance took those heartfelt ideas and weaponized them. Fuck you, Jordan. Leave the dog out of this.

 

Earlier tonight, Clickbait was fucking KIDNAPPED. Junko's attempts to get a Pride Championship rematch on threat of ending Dragana's new friend for good! The threats are unfounded of course, as Dragana takes the elevator (amazing audio production as always here, comedic timing mixed with high stakes) and the brawl ensues! Junko's already proven she'll go to absurd lengths, so it's good Dragana showed up. Junko's also holding strong as one of the few opponents Dragana has encountered who refuses to be swayed by fighting with love and pride... She's out for gold.

 

Where the fuck is Mr. Sensation and why is Akita hiding him from me?

 

JORDAN TRANCE VS ALEKSANDER BOLEK

 

"The Redemption of Aleksander Bolek" continues with a match against the #1 Contender. Should be a great opportunity for Jordan to build momentum ahead of- 

 

OH FUCK WHAT

 

Jordan clearly is too fixated on B17's letter and his act of Doggo Vengeance, as he's unable to kickout of the D-Capitator (lil powerwalk punt) very early in the match!!! Sell at your own risk, kids. This complicates things now, as giving Bolek any confidence usually does.

--

our NA Champion has a serious case of food poisoning so bad it's compromised his organs. The clown is beginning to malfunction, causing even the doctor to freak out. JynX voice is now out of wack and he's smiling again. More light flickering and JynX has what I can only assume is a baby bump and an automated voice. I guess this goes to show you shouldn't fuck with BASH. I'll keep that in mind.

 

From one NA Champ to the man he beat for it, C-Note making sure he does not let Devon's attempts to find him go unanswered. In the lavish penthouse, as confident as ever. C-Note's arrogant antics work well against other heels, a good example of how you can become a babyface by simply targeting your vitriol at someone who deserves it rather than someone who does not. 

 

The Clark Effect! Luis is here to show off his new merch line. ("CHECKM8" is a gr8 name). Luis confidently talks about his triple threat next week on Turmoil, mentioning his past training with Samsin inside Scumchester Academy several years ago. It seems Luis is beginning to turn a corner, as he clearly does not seem to be taking the interview seriously. Stacy attempts to grill him on making the choice NOT to help Samsin against DNS, to which he says he "doesnt have a reason to fight them", blaming Iceman's absence for the attack. The usually reserved and friendly Luis is beginning to find his edge and his focus.

MARISA VS JUNKO

Two of the most entertaining in a stacked women's division, we knew it'd be good. Junko is given a long time on the outside of the ring, lenient refs, Too lenient, as PERL gets involved, making this muddy World Championship picture even muddier. Solid match with plenty of storyline implications to boot.

--

Trance and B17 are done playing nostalgia tag as he finds the younger Trance in medical. Jordan Trance hilariously claims he stayed down on purpose to avoid further injuries to stay as healthy as possible for the Championship match. Which is both hilariously stupid, as well as very transparent. He doesn't mention any potential complications with Bolek pinning him as #1 contender, which is just as well because he knows he only barely bamboozled his way into this situation to begin with. I'm wondering how much of Jordan's frustrations are being held close to the vest. I want to believe he believes in himself and believes he was the one in the right, but I can see how some of these recent events are starting to get to him, someone new to this kind of spotlight.

 

8 years and like 900 combined days as a champion and Quartz can't get a face-to-face with the boss. Cool.

 

JUNKO VS MARISA

Match was double posted on pages 4 and 5. Though I am surprised to see a tech/production issue that doesn't end with my content getting cut for once.

--

Nate Ortiz is here to give us a lil press conference. He reasonably mentions how a long career of his magnitude takes a toll on the body, but that he'll be back and ready for whomever his next challenger will be! He says he will definitely be on Turmoil to take out one of the "pieces of trash" on his list.

 

Oh right, and he namedrops Quartz because I guess he really likes losing to him. Maybe another time, 'Chize.a Keep it in your pants.

 

BASH VS SHELDON TREMBLAY

Have really enjoyed Sheldon's entire career, everything flows and makes sense, he doesn't break rules or FPR, he's always around and doing stuff, etc. Character specific, he and BASH both are at crossroads, with BASH's enemies becoming so numerous he needs to recruit even more while he tries mightily to get another crack at the CCW World Championship following B17's pathetic attempt to represent OCW at the Anniversary show. Sheldon on the other hand, is creating enemies at this point. Long overdue, I'd say, as Sheldon's been jerked around constantly since entering the limelight, with his friends in SANCTUM either leaving or turning on him, Kassidy using him and spitting him out when he was done, his feel-good world title reign cut short by a crafty HOFer in Aries, his chance to regain it stymied in a big way in that Ironman match... Sheldon's been through a lot and while it's hard to blame him for being upset, his aggression is taking hold no matter what. 

I think the pressure and stress took a big affect in this match, as the grandstanding and hotdogging allowed BASH to regain control and he never ceded it again. John gets his lick back and is now firmly focused on taking Sheldon down a notch. Samsin still after BASH even after the match is over. 

 

Very excited to see whether Sheldon's able to corral this angst into focused energy or if it keeps getting in his way as he keeps battling with John Carter. 

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GREAT SHOW. I didn't focus much on matches as we saw those live, we've talked about them a bunch already. 

 

tanks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

First off watch your fucking mouth about how you mention my boo.

 

second I don't really have anything to share at this moment. 

 

Except fuck you jake Allen and thank you for the review. 

Edited January 30 by EMP

[Jacob The Mantis OGrady]

7 minutes ago, Quartz said:

 

Yeah, whenever you have a promo, always double check it after conversion from DOCS to WEBSITE or whatever. You can also use the Oracle: https://ocwfedoracle.github.io/MadBotMorrison.html

 

Maybe that will help. 

 

Either way, good to know it's a minor transfer issue and not a misunderstanding of the Morrison Method. All good

Well...if I might be honest, a format violation might not quite be off the table. I had wrote those particular bits, and some of Bourne's for that matter, with their associated action parts in the same paragraph, since it seemed to generate less clutter that way than if there were double-enters after each transition. Bourne, to his credit, did call me out on that. I was basically wrangling the writing for what I thought looked good, and not necessarily what the webshow asks for.