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B-17

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  1. Turmoil 271 Card

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in Match Cards
    Motherfucker!

  2. Turmoil 270: Wrestling Is Fun Again!

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
    Well, Jake. Let me tell ya where I am. Watching every God damn Friday The 13th movie ever made to figure out how to kill that bitch.

  3. Turmoil 270: Wrestling Is Fun Again!

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
    Waves

  4. Turmoil 267: What Vacation

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
    Wowza. You dressed like a boxer recently. Put your hands up!

  5. Questionable Training Tactics Featuring Blaine, Emp, & H20

    B-17 posted a topic in Promo Room!
    H2O: This is excessive, Blaine! Blaine: Three cup cakes equals 15 miles! You belly aching about just added another two miles! Emp: How's he doing? Blaine looks down at the odometer. The trip had just ticked over to 4.5 miles. Blaine: The 20 minutes of crying, followed by the 10 minutes of throwing himself on the ground certainly put him a bit behind. Good call on that cattle prod. Emp breaks out in a mischievous grin, reaches to the back and pulls a long metal rod forward. Emp: Going a little slow isn't he? Blaine: Shock em again. H2O: Hey hey hey! Wait! Cattle prods and H2O don’t work with each other. I’ll turn it up a notch. Please, just no more proding! Blaine and Empress give each other a diabolical grin. Blaine: No more proding he says. Empress: Water and electricity don't go together, he says. Harvey is running hard at a steady pace now. Blaine gives the car a little more gas to keep up with him. Harvey sees a steep hill incline up ahead. He pushes ahead to move in front of the car but Blaine steps on it. H2O: Wha…are…you…guys…doooooiinng?!?! Empress: 4.75 miles Harvey. I want you to go longer. Harder. Harvey is too winded to take an opportunity to respond to a comment like that. Blaine: C’mon you filler! C’mon gatekeeper! Heard you talkin shit to Nate Ortiz, that old geezer just main evented Lution, what have you done lately? Harvey gets a look of determination and finally gets in stride. H2O: I’m used to running up mountains….in Colorado. This isn’t nothing! As Harvey catches up with the car, Blaine gives Empress a nod. She steps out and moves in front of Harvey’s running lane. ZAP Harvey falls hard as Empress lays the cattle prod into him for a few moments that felt like forever. She stops and heads back to the car. H2O: What the hell was that for?! Blaine: Being over confident cost you a victory against Parca. Empress: Just concentrate and complete the workout, Harvey. Blaine: You learning from any of this Empress? Empress: Yeah I’m learning not to let people tell me working out will be fun. Blaine: Good. Blaine steps on the gas leaving Harvey blinking and confused. She whips the car around and pulls up alongside him. Blaine: You're 8 miles away from my gym. Here is a bottle of water, Harvey. Seeing as you call yourself H2O, you will be fine. See you in say…. Two hours? Emp scrambles out of the car to rip the bottle away from Harvey and starts to drink it. Emp waves at Harvey and jumps back into the car. Emp: Too much water isn’t good for you. But I’ll make you a healthy soy based meal when you get to the gym. Emp poses like Jack sparrow on a pirate ship in the car. Emp: Floor it Blaine! Turn on the AC. It's hot out there. Emp throws the mostly empty bottle out the window for H2O as the car speeds off. Harvey takes a swig of the water then turns to look at the camera. H2O: Why do I always find difficult women? H2O shrugs, smiles and runs out of the camera frame. H2O: WAIT UP! I PREFER COCONUT WATER! NO SOY!

  6. ULTRA Riot 572: Consequences of Wrestlution

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
    Terra vs Blaine had the unfortunate duty of following up Kass/Elliot, but shit happens! I could tell VP was a bit winded after that absolute showcase. Nature of the beast, but just a shout out to Bingo for being a damn good opponent as always. This probably horrified him as it was very similar to the Night 1 ME of Lution lol. N A T U R E - R U L E S Those that survive the first 7 minutes are worthy.

  7. ULTRA Riot 572: Consequences of Wrestlution

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
    Doc. I will book you a plane ticket to join Wrex and I. Elliot's reliance on the Florida keys was very evident in his match against Kass. It us a crutch for him. He has a fundamental misunderstanding of range.

  8. ULTRA Riot 572: Consequences of Wrestlution

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
    W for win! Woopsie, Hunter. Match looked solid from an fpr standpoint. Dug Davy's moveset. That spinning kick into the drop kick was nice. Bit run heavy from both. Don't dab you idiot! Quality match with some majors thrown in there. Oh. That headlock driver is wicked quick. God what is that music? Gotta clean up that editing. End scene needs to be cut. I really like the idea of the teaser to the Clark effect, but why are we swearing on tv? Lol. Mantis coming out to get beaten up is the best timeline. Look at that big ole beefy Telos! We seem to have a new wave of indy riffic younglings. Not a bad thing, just an observation. Many of you share moves. Superkicks and that rush move do stand out to me, along with Florida keys. Is that fully accurate? Idk but when I see a move I associate with another it just stands out to me. And it's not bquite a fair statement due to the limitations of the game, but there are plenty of moves out there that are very rare to see.....Feed me more clothline certainly isn't shared, I give you that. Hehe. Nice move, Terra.

  9. ULTRA Riot 572: Consequences of Wrestlution

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
    I lurved the opening promo. I like the 4 that will be contending. Who do I think would be the biggest challenge? Definitely fatty. Who would I like to see win? Jehst. Who will likely win due to an unnaturally high success rate in multi? Kass. Great work. Owen that is some seriously low energy intro music. Was that the rains of castamere? While haunting, I don't feel it fits. Fpr was clunky, but that is to be expected when starting. More time in quality 1v1 dms will help you learn the rules of engagement. I just didn't have enough time to Guage moveset or fit but I did love those heavy chops near the end and the quality reversal timing on the finishers. Those German suplexwa look mean too. Not getting hit with a finisher really is the best strategy. Good win, cobra. You are my Jungle Boy.

  10. Wrestlution 15

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
    Been thinking about doing this for awhile. People missed on out on some conversation earlier today in discord, so I figured I would just post the transcript here so that people could join in later. On Wrex Leaving Pee17 — Today at 9:31 AM Sorry, bud. Wrex appears to be walking away Lol and I buried it with my own walk away. Uh. Vintage Wrex vs Bingo. Incredibly on Brand Mad Michael Morrison — Today at 9:34 AM There was an episode of BATMAN: The Animated Series... where Batman disappeared and The Joker became depressed because no matter what horrible crime he committed... no one was there to stop him. His nemesis... his only reason for existing... was no longer their to share the dance. Mike: I get this feeling with B17 and Wrex now All the other criminals are happy... but B is just super bummed Bingo: I am a bit, yeah. One of my favorite characters over the last few years A good representative of the overwhelming pressure and depression of the modern working class Mad Michael Morrison —I agree Bingo: Always battling self doubt and overcoming failure all while drinking himself into more depression. Idk if any if it was intentional But it certainly made him relatable and sympathetic. Mad Michael Morrison: Yes... relatable and... relatable ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On Lucha Country Break Up Are we becoming (wrestling not ocw alone) becoming too predictable with partners turning on each other. [9:47 AM] It's common place in Wrestling, no? But is it overdone? [9:48 AM] Is it in the same category as feuding over the FI case? CVLDanielTC/Colin Locke — Today at 9:48 AM Oh, it's really overdone, it feels like every WWE tag team exists to set up a future feud [9:48 AM] But here, I dunno [9:49 AM] Feels like it was mostly a predictable outcome because Parca's been writing as a semi-heel for a while now, but it was still surprising that it happened there, so it was a good time(edited) Mad Michael Morrison — Today at 9:49 AM I see it more like a right of passage or tradition It's bound to happen... but when and exactly how (who betrays who) is still the fun part [9:50 AM] It's just more fun to see, typcially, than "Okay... we are no longer partners... just gonna go our own way now... byeeeee." Lutionguy Yake — Today at 9:51 AM It's not overdone in general. Both for the case thing and the tag thing, we've had two major ones in the last 2 years [9:51 AM] so it's recency bias Lutionguy Yake — Today at 9:52 AM Most of them have had build ups story-wise, though [9:52 AM] Predictability can be okay as long as the journey is told well and makes sense Mad Michael Morrison — Today at 9:52 AM Maybe after Shawn Michaels / Jenneti... Ganneti... however you say his name Seems like that was the peak/start of it... [9:53 AM] Yeah... technically, most stories are the same, with just slightly different characters and scenery CVLDanielTC/Colin Locke — Today at 9:53 AM On predictability though, I think if your story is predictable, a lot of the time it means you've told a well built story that was heading in a clear direction Pee17 — Today at 9:54 AM Predictability is good in wrestling. I'd say. Right because you're trying to tell a story to a massive audience with ranges of interest. And ppl want to invest in happy endings (my speculation, not 100 percent true). CVLDanielTC/Colin Locke — Today at 9:54 AM Lucha Country would've always needed a big change after Parca started playing more heel, and I think heel solo Parca was always gonna be a better time than heel Lucha Country Lutionguy Yake — Today at 9:55 AM Parca told his slow descent into madness perfectly from the day he lost the INT title until yesterday

  11. Turmoil 264: JAM PACKED!

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
    You quoted all of that just for this?

  12. Road 2 Glory 2021

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
    Hell of an opening video package. Pretty simple set up with the dressing of a king to upset the king. Gotta say I feel your eyes are bigger than your stomach at this moment, John. Trying to take down the Kang? Damn. Cobra got a big boost for the match and certainly everything was set for a smidgen of doubt that Quartz may fall, however you really really really needed to squint, but hey it is wrestling and moments like this exist for a reason. Marisa will totally get us banned from Twitch one day. I picked Colin for two reasons: Colin beat Archer just a few weeks ago and I’m sorry Caine but I can’t help but to think that was a hell of an impressive win. I’ve dmed Colin more often and he has improved quite a bit. I’m sorry that people keep doubting you. Lovely usage of Stacy Clark being a visible and usable character.

  13. Turmoil 263: Go Home You're Crunk!

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
    I'd say most here are understanding of being RL busy and would rather see your contributions even if limited vs an artificial dropping of the title.

  14. B17 wants his dog back, Archer wants the world.

    B-17 posted a topic in Promo Room!
    The stage is set, B17 had successfully interrogated the wig and stood at the final location. The rain was torrential as he climbed to the summit of the hill, but the moment he reached the top the sky cleared. B17: Archer! Get out here! B17 waited in battle pose, fists clenched. B17: Arrrrrcheeeeeerrrrrr! A dramatic roll of thunder is followed by sunshine as Thomas Archer walks into view, a smug grin on his face. Archer: Ahhh, John Prick! I knew you’d come. B17: Give me back my dog! Archer: I’m afraid I don’t have him right now, Bingo. Was that his name-oh? Bingo walks towards Archer. Slowly. B17: You think you're clever. You think it's funny. You think that something special will come of this. But it doesn't matter what you think, what you feel, or what you hope. If you don't return my dog, well… Archer looks around nervously. Bingo gets closer: I know what you want. You want The CCW Championship. And you think this will get it. But you won't walk into Road to Glory if you don't give me back my dog. Archer chuckles with a forced smile. B17: Do you know what I like to do in my free time? I like to go out to my cabin. It's way out there. The kind of place where you take a gravel road to a dirt road. The kind of place where it's quicker to hunt for your food than it is to visit a grocery store. Not a person for miles around. In moments like this I can't help but to think how useful it might be. Bingo stops just inches away from Archer. B17: You can have your title shot. Or you can have a rough night. Which one will it be? Archer blinks slowly, weighing up his options. Archer: How does roughing me up get you back your dog? The question hangs in the air, if it was a physical object it would have landed with a loud metallic clang. Archer: He was posted missing at your local police station, but because… Well… You’re on the road all the time you must have missed it, so I put in an adoption form. Let me ask you again. How does beating me, right here, tonight, get you back your dog? B17: You will break. You entered my personal life. There is nothing I won't do to get you out. Nothing I won't do too return from this hell hole of disgust I have from you thinking that being in OCW allows you to pull this shit. B17: If Mr. Sensation or Tiberius Dupree, or Nate Ortiz won't do the right thing and fire you. Then I sure as hell will make you regret your arrogance. Archer sneers. Archer: You keep talking like you have friends in high places when you don’t even have friends. I even have your best friend, so tell me… What can you trade? What can you barter for your former dog? B17: My career. Where is my dog? I get her back today. At Road to Glory if I get my dog back tonight….B17 vs Archer...at Road to Glory...CCW Championship AND THE EYEPATCH ON THE LINE! Archer gasps: THE EYEPATCH MIGHT BE EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN THE WIG! Archer breaks into a smile The Grinch would be proud of. Archer: You, good sir, Last Action Hero, have yourself a deal. Archer extends his hand towards the CCW Champion.

  15. Turmoil 262: Glory Bound

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
    The Wig amplifies anything it bonds with. It takes those personality traits or physical traits that may not be noticeable and puts them into overdrive. Therefore, yes. I punched a cat. However it wasn't just a cat at that point it was a very very evil cat that showcased a diobolical intent of human enslavement. I just saved the world. You're welcome.

  16. Riot 567: The Road Back!

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
    It was like that time BP apologised for killing half the Mexican ecosystem. I want you to know I read that as B killing the ecosystem and I spent 10 minutes trying to recall how I did that before I realized you said BP.

  17. Riot 566 - Clash Go Home Show!

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
    More of a character review than rp or match. Where Rusty currently stands makes him far more interesting than he was before. I liked and wish that his run would have gone longer because as this villain that didn’t recognize his own danger from within was entertaining. But since Ant lost his smile the group has really lost direction. Congrats to Danny, but it is nowhere near a threatening group anymore, but that just means the individual members need to evolve. It wouldn’t be fair to claim that Rusty is in a worse spot, but he is in an unexpected spot where I feel sympathetic. H2Green is...an awkward pairing. Seemingly brought on by necessity to create challengers for LC, I can’t say I love it. Doc is a champion, if he wins do we not just have the same issues as before with a character holding two titles? Do our midcards and lowcards truly not understand that we NEED challengers to the tag titles and if you don’t have anything going on then throw your hat in. You’re right Jake, Valk is not a grown woman. Very sad. Still. Terra stop being preachy, just suck it up, buttercup. Oh wait. The monologue makes me dislike her more. Good job. Always good to see a P3 Segment that has a purpose. Emp selling the fuck out of the chamber. I guess if I had to question who would be the best to carry forward I have to say that Emp work ethic suggests she can do it, but the great appeal of Emp is the freedom she has. Thicc Emp is funny and different. The qualities of unappealing are not often explored. Emp is a sandwich away from Thicc to Fat. UAE seems to be dead on their feet. Like, what the hell guys? Are you committing to an idea or not? Congrats to Cort for getting some rub again and I like Jehst without hair. Necessary to freshen up and hey, look, putting something on the line and following through is great! Right Mantis?

  18. Turmoil 260: New Era Rising

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
    So Salami has become completely delusional which is quite enjoyable fun tbh. And for all the dislike I heap onto the Salami character for being random, poorly put together, and nonsensical he gets a lot of love for being random, poorly put together, and nonsensical. I think he might be swinging into his roundhouse with this completely asinine character development. Beating Doc was great and all but the fall back to earth is a long way. Tre’s rp seems quite ok to me. Bit wordy, takes a bit to get to the point, lot’s of putting over. Tre took his shots to the chin, lost, and is dusting himself off. Harvey flew too close to the sun, lost, and is dusting himself off. I don’t really enjoy Tre as a face, or a good guy in any way. He just seems better suited as a man that communicates with grunts, shouts, and 3 inch spears. I have no idea what H20 is doing. Horse=Blacksmith. The guy that used to wear the horsehead and is widely referred to as a horse. But, fair point. Hey look, Blacksmith threw me a curveball last week when he had the crowd cheer for him. It was inconsistent and painted the crowd as fickle. Then I remember that OCW is the crowd and are fickle. I fully expect people to cheer for TLBS at the ppv as it is just kinda of a Cena ting at this point, which I’ve learned to appreciate and like. Him exploring a new avenue, while unexpected, is not at all unpleasant as it has allowed a reaction that has been pleasant to explore. Surreal silence my ass, bury this bitch in an eco friendly trash disposal. Lock her in with her cell phone so that I can see a post and #Valk? Lol, thought she was dead. God I hate this woman, and you all love her. Absentee father? Aries? No. I can’t believe it. I really really really wanted Doc to move up to the big big big shiny belt after losing to Caine, but he destroyed Caine and is now likely to help destroy LC. Seems a slow transition back to old Green and I’m for it. I will manifest my destiny is one of the greatest racist jokes ever told in OCW. I hope that everyone appreciates Holly Hunter saying that...she is Native American right? Also. Not saying this is an EC that SHOULD have happened in the past, but this is a chamber that should have happened in the past. Long overdue. Not having Valk in it is criminal. Good for you Nate and Pugh. And good for Tibby. Last Hoot standing. Spider isn’t standing. Quartz is just using him as a puppet. Hand up the back and all.

  19. Turmoil 260: New Era Rising

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
    Just a character perspective based review. Quartz and Spider seems to be a divisive pairing. Love it or you hate it. I’m in the love category. That is not to say I love both characters but they interact in such a humorous way that it works. What is it that I want from Quartz? I don’t know. Heel, but I don’t hate him. Maybe it is because he beat Rusty and Rusty was killing it as a heel? Now Terra is top Women heel imo. Being positioned against Valk only solidifies that. She is smug in all the right ways. I hate hippies so that helps in the department of dislike. She looks like she smells bad, etc, etc. But what makes her such an effective heel is that she believes what she stands for/doing is right. I spoke with Emp about this, but the Judge does nothing for me. Now I’ve heard people tell me that they like him because he is so different from Salami, but I don’t judge Terra upon the considerations of difference to Quartz. Alts do work, they get love. Judge is just back to doing work and the entire gimmick could be fleshed out more and explored. I don’t claim Jacob Trance. Jamie is terrible at flips. Colin the writer and creative person is solid. Colin the caw is very lacking. Sure I understand his character is new to wrestling but the attire does not lend itself to a visually appealing superstar and the description of Colin does not fit his facial looks. This is a guy with experience in heavy labor yet smooth skin, no wrinkles. No man that works the storage wars does his hair so nicely every day! New Holly is a major improvement from the old Holly. Music doesn’t fit the energy. That has already been discussed. Derek is The Collector, but that rapidly became the messenger. John calling himself a failure should make people like Mantis feel really crappy because Mantis has been here longer and somehow accomplished negative. The dialogue is stiff and comes back to something Dan keeps saying. That isn’t how people talk. You're not having a conversation with your old trainer, you are dropping expositions just for history. Regardless of what some say, we can fill in the details if you give the plot. Reserving judgement on Colby and Fraser. I don’t know what to say or think in regards to them atm. Marissa feels like she is losing the momentum. I don’t think the extra characters are necessary especially because they are not other handlers. Having a stable of all your own characters, regardless if they are not intending to wrestle just seems like a waste of opportunity. I don’t think they should be there to begin with, but they could be more serving a purpose Kass got killed in Fifa and I hate Face Kass. Can’t wait until he is back to punching dicks and running away.

  20. What IF?

    B-17 replied to The Last Blacksmith's topic in Promo Room!

  21. Turmoil 259 DOUBLE JEOPARDY!

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
    Bingo, you've been here for like 7 years. It's completely wack for you to record in the S15 arena and just say fuck it and not re-record. Be better.

  22. Chill Faktor 2021

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
    Judge Brown rp - Honestly I have not really cared for the Judge Brown character. I feel like he is like Corn Ricketts, a character good for filling an empty space but shouldn’t be going for anything... But that's just me. As for the rp it wasn’t bad, didn't drag on and a reminder of that judge is around and willing to fight. I don't like the character much either. There just isn't enough there to warrant attention.

  23. Chill Faktor 2021

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
    I really hope everyone follows through with this concept of Wrex gets one last chance.

  24. Chill Faktor 2021

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
    I do too. That's a big reason why I was pulling for Mugen or Ty when the match came on. His arc needs to see him beat me.

  25. Chill Faktor 2021

    B-17 replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
    Sure. But the presentation of looks (while a wrestling norm) is not indicative of personal norms. The masculine fireman who doesn't cry or the dumb blonde are just stereotypes assigned by cultural perception. All that being said. I 100 percent understand what you are saying.

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